A couple fun tricks

I was at the beach on Sat it was overcast most of the day but the peace was enjoyable. As you know the largest suit I wear is a gstring and of course I enjoy people looking at me. Sometimes when there is an entire beach available people men, women, combos will take the spot right next to you and in many cases very close but behind me. There are so many spots but since they feel laying out with a nice angle view of between my legs is the best spot on the beach why not give them a show. One of the little tricks I like to do is build a little mound of sand that is right under my pouch, I can do this with out anyone knowing what is going on, it takes a second and then when I am laying on it the sand pushes up and forces my balls back, as you can imagine my puffed out balls look huge and gives them much more for their viewing pleasure. If it is a guy or girl is a flirt or just gawking I will take a dip in the water pull my suit a little to the side and when I lay back one of my nice large balls is fully exposed. It looks like it just slipped out and I will leave it for a while until I sit up then look down and I am so embarrassed and quickly slide the ball back into the pouch. It's funny how many times this has lead to interesting conversations even better are the times you do this and you are talking to them and you act like you haven't seen it yet by they keep looking down at it.
Fun at the beach!
 

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  • 5/21/2009 9:33 PM KoalaJM wrote:
    I definitely can relate to that "magnet" experience. I don't know if it is a general rule, or wearing a koala suit that does it, but it did happen to me several times.

    One day I wanted to wear the Cocksman suit. For those who don't kow it, it is a rings and strings only package display suit. I am not too shy and don't hesitate to wear most koala suits on crowded beaches, but for this one I did chose a remote spot on an almost empty beach. You actually had to walk quite a bit to get to that portion of the beach. The next minute a couple came along and laid down their towel just a few yards from me. They had a bunch of square miles at their disposal but had to chose the spot right next to me!

    Thanks for the "invisible mound" trick. I'll try it next summer.
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