a quick comfort question

I just can't get comfortable! Yes it was a beautiful day and since I had a meeting in the area the idea of spending a couple hours at the beach was too much to pass up. It has been in the high 70s low 80s in Socal the last couple of days. I do have a funny g-string story but that will have to wait until tomorrow. Today's question is this: I have no problem tanning on my front and back but when it comes to getting my sides tan I just can't get comfortable. I see women laying out on their sides with their beautiful ass's molded to the sand. They look so tasty that I could spend the day gently pulling their bottoms off and eating their holes if they so desired.I know women's shapes are more hour glass and it seems easier for them to lay out on their sides. Yesterday I tried many different positions and it is so hard to get comfy. The most comfortable position was on my side with the top leg draped over the bottom one. If you can picture that what you have is me on my side with my ass being pulled open and the hole fully exposed (when wearing a g-string)  There is just no way to close the cheeks in that position the hole is pretty much open for all to see. If a policemen was going to bother you about wearing a g-string this would be the position they might have something to say about.
Am I missing something simple? is there a way to tan on your sides that is comfy or are mens bodies just not designed as well as women's for that position?


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  • 4/8/2010 3:53 PM don wrote:
    Spray on tanning DA
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  • 4/9/2010 3:48 AM Mark Bigler wrote:
    Hello
    You are sure talented. You should create a unitard swimsuit thong style with a stretch micro-pouch
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  • 4/9/2010 5:30 AM beachlover wrote:
    My answer to a great tan is simple: WALK. The best place to walk and get an allover even tan is on the beach. The white sand reflects the sun’s rays in all directions which tan you from many different angles. Walking is also great exercise, and I find it relaxing to listen to the waves rolling in and take in the sights and ambiance of the shoreline. It also provides me with a chance to see old beach friends and meet new ones.

    So there’s your answer. Get up and move. Just don’t lay there. And if you are concerned about lots of people seeing you in your g-string, welcome it as an opportunity to spread the word. Once you done it a few times you inhibitions will fade away.
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  • 4/9/2010 6:00 AM todd wrote:
    I go to a nude beach in NJ - mostly male. There does not seem to be an easy answer -- but you can get great sun exposure if you stand for a while. Many guys do this - even me.
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  • 4/9/2010 11:10 AM Jon wrote:
    Sitting up helps too. Face the sun directly.
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  • 4/9/2010 12:44 PM dennis wrote:
    mike
    i have the same problem. i found the easiest way to tan the sides is go to a tanning salon and use a stand up both. get color on the sides and then the sun can do the rest
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