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April heat wave!

April heat wave!

Wow what an amazing beach day for myself, a few friends and thousands of other people. I can’t believe how many women are wearing thongs this early in the season, a very good sign indeed. Of course I was wearing a very tiny thong myself. I did notice other guys in bikinis and tiny short shorts but just a couple other guys wearing thongs. It must have reached about 80 degrees by the water, blazing hot for our beaches anytime of the year let alone April. I heard other people saying they thought this summer was going to be a hot one. I wonder if that means they are going to be wearing very little, I know that is what I will be doing.

I also wanted to let you now we now have the Tango cock head cover/enlarger in black and tan along with the standard clear. I was blown away by how fast we sold out of them. Lucky I reordered early and the new stock is in.

 

Men’s Swimwear and so much more!

New fat cock ring, cock ring engraving and info on new Neoprene suits

New fat cock ring, cock ring engraving and info on new Neoprene suits

 

First things first I wanted to tell you about a new very cool cock ring. It’s called the Chubby and it is think, fat, available in many sizes, made in the USA and designed to keep you nice and hard. We are offering custom engraving on most of our aluminum cock rings. You will see the option on the product page and you can order custom engraving with up to 27 letters. Make sure they know who owns that cock.

I am so excited to tell you about the three new neoprene swimwear designs we have ordered. They are custom styles made just for us and there is nothing else like them anywhere that I have found. These are truly micro bikini and thong styles with real micro bulge pouches. Two are bikinis, one a semi full back and one a Brazilian style rear both with ultra micro style bulge pouches. They are extremely hot! The day the samples came in I was prancing around all over in them. The third style is an over the top micro bulge thong with a skin tight fit I would call spectacular. We are shooting on having them available in about five weeks or so ready for summer fun.

 

It’s getting nice out and my ass is starting to look better.

I have actually had a chance to lay around the pool a couple of times this week during my lunch break. Mid 70s and low 80s is just about perfect weather in my book and a great way to end the month of March. I have continued doing 300 squats a day and I plan on continuing and maybe even adding to that in April. I am very motivated to make my ass look as good as possible for my favorite time of the year, Micro swimsuit season. Thought I would post a photo to show how it is coming along. It is no model’s ass but I think it is starting to get there.

 

Men’s Swimwear and so much more!

 

Youtube clips on the beach. What would you like?

I am planning to make some clips for Youtube something we have not done for years, featuring a model on the beach wearing some of our neoprene designs. I was wondering if there is anything special you would like to see. The model I will be shooting is most likely Gabriel who is the model on our site wearing the neoprene suits. He is cute and I like the way he moves and will look great on the beach. While I’m filming and taking shots I will wear something sexy too most likely femme so my little camel toe will be showing. Gabe’s cock is on the large size so I might as well show off how extremely small mine can be!

 

 

Men’s Swimwear

 

It’s raining and I’m all snuggled up in tights.

It’s raining and I’m all snuggled up in tights.

 

Like everyone else I do have my favorites but when it comes to tights it is hard to pick a favorite. If I had to choose one it would be the pair I am wearing as I type this up walking on my treadmill at work while it is pouring rain. That would be the Pinnacle My Girl Sport Tights. They are smooth and silky form fitting and though it’s not too cold today they are giving me a nice warm feeling. I don’t believe there is another pair of tights for men that can so completely transform you. The little camel toe shape these tights deliver make me look like I have the pussy of a much younger woman. That in itself is interesting since my cock has been transformed by the tights to look that way. It definitely makes working and hanging out while it rains a much more erotic experience. Next stop the gym and my all out pussy look.

 

Men’s Spandex Tights and Leggings

 

Ass Update-Squats are working great

Ass Update-Squats are working great

 

 

I was talking to a friend yesterday and the truth is I would like to be doing something to help change the world but at the moment I am just doing something to change the shape of my ass. He pointed out that I do make a contribution to change by making it easier for many men to experience change through spandex enlightenment. Letting men feel their feminine self and letting men express themselves in a more sexual manner. I thanked him for the pick me up but at the moment I still feels like I am putting more into my ass. On that note I am getting much better results with the now 300 squats a day I am doing versus any other form of lifting. I am doing squats with a fifty pound dumbbell and have been amazed by how quickly changes happen with those large glute muscles. In two weeks my ass has shaped up faster than doing any type of weight exercise on any other part of the body. Fuller, rounder and tighter ass, I wish that it was that easy to build my chest that way.

 

Men’s Swimwear

 

Make sure to take a look at these!

 

Here are the links to three new products we just added to Koalaswim.com

The Depth Charge http://www.koalaswim.com/Depth-Charge_p_826.html

Intense anal pleasure anytime all the time.

 

The Tear Drop Ultra http://www.koalaswim.com/Tear-Drop-Ultra-Ass-Spark_p_825.html

An Ass Spark combo cock ring anal plug with attitude!

 

Tango http://www.koalaswim.com/Tango-CumPrecum-Dam-and-Head-Enlarger_p_824.html

The Tango is the answer to that age old problem of spandex pre-cum spots along with being a whole lot of fun to use.

Something new cums this way.

 

 

We have a new product coming out late next week called the Tango. The Tango is a pre-cum/cum dam that fits over the head of the penis keeping all those juices inside with nothing left to spill out. I was so excited to find the Tango since I have been looking for something like this for years. Something I could wear under any swimsuit, shorts or tights that would keep me from getting those big wet spots I always get while wearing spandex, I know many of you have the same issue. The Tango is a soft clear silicone head cover with a little separate dam to collect the juices. It can be used all day long, is easy to clean, looks great** and feels amazing. Once on it stays on and it is easy to get over any cock head no matter how large or small. I have already used it extensively at the gym while wearing Koala bulge style tights and it works great. There is an additional benefit some of you might like. **the Tango makes your cock look much larger and it keeps it looking large and natural. For you boys into wearing the feminine style designs we have tested it with those too and it is soft enough to almost completely flatten out while still staying firmly attached to your penis. A win, win, win.

 

 

See it at koalaswim.com

One sun day one squat day

 

Here in LA Tuesday was one of those perfect eighty degree sunny days made for wearing a micro swimsuit which in fact is exactly what I did on my lunch break. I was hoping for the same today after all there are few things as fun as slipping on a micro suit to enjoy the sun and strut your stuff. That was not in the cards today. It was warm enough but lots of clouds and too much work. I actually had lunch in front of my computer. I was still able to sneak in some spandex fun. I have been doing two hundred extra squats per day at work using a fifty pound dumbbell. I wanted to add some spice to my workout and decided to wear a thong. Wearing a thong and nothing else I was able to make sure my form was perfect using the mirror with a direct view of my ass, sweating the reps with spandex and a hard cock makes it a much more fun experience. While doing squats with a thong on the deeper the bend the more stimulation from it rubbing your hole. I wish I could wear nothing but a thong at the gym.

 

Men’s swimwear, tights and spandex micro shorts.