What a crazy time it has been. Like all of you I have never
seen anything like this. I’m following all the rules. I’m still working but all
the employees are safe at home. At work I am literally in total seclusion but
still getting all the orders shipped every day working hard does help with my
sanity. Making sure to get out and walk 5-10 miles a day and lift weights at
home. Not seeing all your friends and family for me is the hardest part but I’m
happy we are all social distancing for the good everyone. One thing I have
added to my daily routine is a thirty minute session of disco dancing, it makes
me happy and it seems I still have some moves after all these years, it works
up quite a sweet too. I might just keep it when things get back to normal,
whatever normal will be in the future.
We have been way past due getting the new suits out and I am happy to
say they should be posted online in a couple days!
Coming soon, maybe in the next day or two is one of the
craziest, wildest and wickedest transformation devices you will ever have a
chance to play with. Look for the introduction of The Mr.Vagina Pussy Maker at
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name implies. The question is are you ready to see what you would look like
sans penis with a lusty beautiful vagina between your legs, one that is all
you! I will guarantee you this is one extreme experience.
I get this question all the time which suits are best for oral sex and which are best for sex in general. We have been making penis display suits for many years and we have a number of designs that have been built for more than just displaying that handsome cock of yours. We have many designs that were created for the purpose of keeping your cock as large and hard as possible and for the longest amount of time. In addition we have designs that go a step further and control the tension on the balls. Ready to add to those feeling and we can dial in anal stretching along with full penetration via attached butt plugs or the vast choice of Ass Spark combo cock ring anal plugs that work directly with some of our penis display designs. All of these designs increase the pleasure and efficiency for oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex or an awesome round of masturbation something everyone should do more of. Make sure to check out the designs under “Penis Displays” at Koalaswim.com
Not that in the scheme of things this is all that important
but even with this crazy virus going around we are still working at full speed
and surprisingly enough it has stayed very busy. BTW I’m not taking this
lightly since we do have a fairly big problem here in California. I have
stopped going to the gym something I have not done in over 30 years and I am
doing my weight lifting at the office, we have a bench and Bowflex dumbbells and
I am spending a ridiculous amount of time on the treadmill, I’m writing this as
I walk. We were all ready to do our photo shoot this coming week but I think it
makes sense to put it off for another week or so to figure out what is really
going on out there and see how serious of an issue it becomes. Because of the
way our company is set up I do not see any change in the way we do business, we
are still shipping orders M-F and sometimes Sunday too and because we are small
and agile I believe we will be able to power through whatever happens though I
hope like all of you that this whole thing doesn’t blow up into something awful.
We just added a bunch of new products the other day and we already know what the best of the best hottest new products are. The two new Munchkin Inverted cock cages the big winners. We knew that they would be popular with our type of customer, mostly men like me:-) but they have been insanely popular! That said we keep getting questions about how they work so I thought I would add a picture we took of the female model emasculating the male model. I think the photo says it all.
Sometimes I wonder what to do with those silly lovely balls. You would think after all off these years I would have figured out a way to tan lying on my side and have it be comfortable. Make sure to post if you know a way to tan on your side that feels good! The girls do it effortlessly with those wonderful shapely hips but no such luck for us boys. To top it off where do the balls go? It was 80 degrees in Los Angeles today smack dab in the middle of winter so of course I had to spend my lunch break in the sun. I wanted to work on my side tan and I can never get comfortable enough to take a nap. I was wearing a tiny thong and while on my side my balls tend to be pushed back between my legs almost between my cheeks. There is not much cock to see from the front but everyone gets a nice ball shot from the rear from a side view. I wish I could figure out a way to make it all feel better. I may just try a transformation suit the next time I go for a side tan!
Since my girls are not yet done with our latest batch of new designs, sorry but it is hard to rush perfection I thought I would use a little extra time today and work on some new styles. I sent over some new renderings of a pair of transformation micro shorts and a pastel colored little transformation design similar to the best selling Clever girl swimsuit. Little changes can create big effects. I will keep you updated on how they are doing with them:-)
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I spent some time today with my true love, a spandex micro G-string,
just me and my lovely little suit lounging by the pool during my lunch hour. It
was beautiful out today and just hanging in my G-string got me very aroused.
When I get back to the office I decided to do something fun with my cock. We
have a couple new ultra heavy head rings coming out in a week or two called the
Cyclopean Massive and the Cyclopean Rainbow. I slipped on two of these heavy
weights and added a very tiny 1” round head ring to keep them from sliding off.
Adding almost a pound to my flaccid shaft was so erotic and going panty-less
letting the shaft hang freely with the weights made for an exciting afternoon
of running around the warehouse and office. My normal flaccid shaft is well
under 1” but after a few hours and a lot of dripping pre-cum my shaft measured
in at a ridiculous but real 5”. I wonder if it would stay that long flaccid if
I used them daily?
Big news: As most of you know we are not only spandex freaks
but male chastity crazies too. We have the largest line of male chastity
products found in one location anywhere on the planet. There is a new product
we are offering called the Cellmate. It is made by a company called Qiui and it
is all the rage because it is the first App controlled male chastity cock cage.
There is a lot to tell about it but you might as well take a look at it on our
site it was just added it today!