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Great start to the summer. No June Gloom Yet.

Great start to the summer. No June Gloom Yet.

 

Love those clear breezy mid seventy degree beach days. Around here June is known for fog at the beach. Our summer at least the summer you can differentiate because of the extreme heat usually blasts in around the start of July. We all know most of the year Los Angeles feels like it is summer all the time but our hard core beach season runs from July through September and often into early October. Unlike most of the USA where summer starts in June our June beach weather is often foggy thus its name June Gloom fits very well. Lucky for me and my tiny swimsuits that was not the case this weekend. Beautiful beach days with a bit of sailing tossed in for good measure. Leisurely days out on the beach wearing so close to nothing it is most likely illegal but since it is so common now for the girls to be wearing very little it seems no one is concerned about the boys wearing tiny G-strings too. A possible new trend seems to be topless gals of which I spotted a few without actually looking for them. I wonder if that means more will be partaking in a topless trend, I hope so. I would hate to be the only girl out there topless when I slip on my Clever Girl suit. Speaking of girls personally I feel being mistaken for a girl is the ultimate compliment after all they are the fairer sex. That happens to me often when I am wearing a transformation suit but still happens when I wear micro bulge suits too. It happened twice yesterday. A couple of guys made a close pass and one said he could not tell if I was a girl or not. I was on my side with my ass to them. So having my back, legs and ass mistaken for a woman wearing a G-string is a compliment! A bigger compliment is when girls walking by me can’t tell and you hear them talking softly about it. Love that and it happened yesterday as well.

 

Male to female transformation swimwear

Now I can fly with male chastity.

Now I can fly with male chastity.

 

As I post this blog I am wearing the new Mission Control lockless cock cage in fact I am flying tonight to the East Coast and I will wear it when I check in and my flight there. In the past wearing a cock cage especially a metal one is risky when you enter the TSA scanners. Nothing like the thought of being pulled to the side and have to show your little cock all locked up to the officers before you are let on the flight. With the Mission Control being all silicone and extremely comfortable my flight should be a dream although a sexless one!

 

See the new Mission Control at Koalaswim.com

Wrestling Singlet’s…Just an idea. Feedback please!!!!!!!

Wrestling Singlet’s…Just an idea. Feedback please!!!!!!!

 

A very good customer called the other day and asked about wrestling singlet’s, those cute one piece spandex suits that the amateur wrestlers wear. I said there are a lot of companies that offer them,  his response was not with the type of bulge and Femme style pouches we make.  That is true enough and the more I thought about it the hotter the idea seemed. How about a skin tight wrestling suit with a Koala style bulge pouch or the same with a camel toe style male to female transformation pouch. I’m getting wet thinking about them.

 

I would like to know what you boys and girls think about that idea?

Let me know

Michael David

 

 

Check out all the new items just added to Koalaswim.com

 

 

Check out all the new items just added to the site.

 

There are three new neoprene swimwear designs, some very cool cock cages, some awesome anal gear and a few other items that you just might find alluring from the warped minds of Koala.

 

Here are links to them so you don’t have to search all over the place.

(The reason we don’t list them under a new products section on the site is that the photos would show on the main page. This would seem like a good thing but many of the items are shown being used, which means a penis or anus is being shown. While I think that is wonderful thing many of the search engines have an issue with male nudity, female nudity is no problem of course.  This is a double standard we have lived with for years.)

Back to the new items, Take a look at the links enjoy the view and feel free to order something that will make your day more interesting, enjoyable and arousing, all good things!

 

Michael David

http://www.koalaswim.com/Skin-Baby-Thong-Bikini_p_847.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Body-Heat-Bikini_p_848.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Beach-Dazzled-Bikini_p_849.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Open-Up-Inflatable-Butt-Plug_p_830.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Pour-Boy_p_831.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Pig-Action_p_836.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Go-Gorilla-Enema-PlugStretch-PlugAnal-Sex-Training-Set_p_837.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Prince-of-Fun_p_838.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Counter-Measure-_p_832.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Counter-Measure-with-Ticklers_p_833.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Boys-Night_p_834.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Snake-Charmer-_p_839.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Slut-Jail_p_840.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Mission-Control_p_841.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Cable-Man-Chastity-Cage_p_842.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Safe-T-Cage_p_843.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Cowboy-Plug-Cage_p_844.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/-WL9367-4400-_p_845.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Strike-Three-_p_846.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Rams-Head-Cock-Ring_p_829.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Boys-Night-Tickler_p_835.html

 

Spring or Summer?

Spring or Summer?

It looks like we had a very short spring on the West Coast especially SoCal where it is absolutely blazing today. Out here it can be downright cold and cloudy in May but it is very hot today with even the beaches on the warm side. Just for the hell of it I just looked over a weather map of the United States and it looks to be nice to very hot all over the place. Al this talk of weather leads me to the obvious point that it time to get ready for a long micro swimsuit season. If you have let those bushes grow over the cold season then it is time to trim or my preference shave it all off and maybe look for some other areas to trim, shave or wax! Don’t forget your Tendskin to keep all the red bumps away. We have it in stock or you can buy it at many pharmacies or even Amazon. Make sure to keep your skin well hydrated with skin lotions and by drinking much more water.  Also keep in mind if you are checking out other guys wearing hot spandex micro suits (hopefully only Koala suits) and the pouches look extremely full, many of them might just be wearing our new Tango Penis cover/ extender. The Tango keeps you from getting the ever present wet spots we all tend to get from being so aroused wearing micro bikinis, thongs and G-strings and also gives you the additional benefit of naturally making your penis look much larger in the pouch. You will not have to dream any longer of having that extra inch at the beach.

 

Men’s Swimwear

Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Neoprene and new product update.

Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Neoprene and new product update. 
 
It’s Sunday afternoon and I am typing away when I should be on the beach. It is 
so nice out but we are putting on a birthday party tonight so it is all chores 
around the house today with a little time to do a blog post. I was lucky enough 
to spend yesterday at the beach and it was extremely close to perfect. I have 
always said that when I sunbathe wearing one of my micro swimsuits it seems to 
attract other people wearing extreme swimsuits too. Most often it is women but 
yesterday wearing a tiny little almost nothing suit turned out to be a total man 
magnet.  Being somewhat of an exhibitionist like many of you fellow spandex 
lovers I tend to enjoy any attention my little swimsuit attracts. 
If I get enough work done today I’m sure I will be able to catch a few more rays 
one day during the week. 
 
I talked to the girls working on our three new neoprene swimwear designs and we 
should have full stock within the next two weeks. I guess a photo shoot is in my 
near future.  Chastity alert! We have a number of new male chastity cock cage 
designs on their way adding to what must be the largest selection of male 
chastity devices found in one place anywhere on the planet at least that is our 
goal. We have some other very interesting anal training products along with some 
very cool new cock rings coming soon too. 
 
Don’t forget about the Koala Newsletter Sale. It’s almost over but you still 
have time to shop!

April heat wave!

April heat wave!

Wow what an amazing beach day for myself, a few friends and thousands of other people. I can’t believe how many women are wearing thongs this early in the season, a very good sign indeed. Of course I was wearing a very tiny thong myself. I did notice other guys in bikinis and tiny short shorts but just a couple other guys wearing thongs. It must have reached about 80 degrees by the water, blazing hot for our beaches anytime of the year let alone April. I heard other people saying they thought this summer was going to be a hot one. I wonder if that means they are going to be wearing very little, I know that is what I will be doing.

I also wanted to let you now we now have the Tango cock head cover/enlarger in black and tan along with the standard clear. I was blown away by how fast we sold out of them. Lucky I reordered early and the new stock is in.

 

Men’s Swimwear and so much more!

New fat cock ring, cock ring engraving and info on new Neoprene suits

New fat cock ring, cock ring engraving and info on new Neoprene suits

 

First things first I wanted to tell you about a new very cool cock ring. It’s called the Chubby and it is think, fat, available in many sizes, made in the USA and designed to keep you nice and hard. We are offering custom engraving on most of our aluminum cock rings. You will see the option on the product page and you can order custom engraving with up to 27 letters. Make sure they know who owns that cock.

I am so excited to tell you about the three new neoprene swimwear designs we have ordered. They are custom styles made just for us and there is nothing else like them anywhere that I have found. These are truly micro bikini and thong styles with real micro bulge pouches. Two are bikinis, one a semi full back and one a Brazilian style rear both with ultra micro style bulge pouches. They are extremely hot! The day the samples came in I was prancing around all over in them. The third style is an over the top micro bulge thong with a skin tight fit I would call spectacular. We are shooting on having them available in about five weeks or so ready for summer fun.