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Did you get what you wanted for the Holidays?

What I enjoy most about the holidays is giving. I am not much of  gift hound. When asked what a friend or family member can get me I always tell please save your money there is nothing I need. When pushed I will ask them to give a donation in my name to charity. People love giving gifts and I understand that but as I tell them there are few things I want and when there is something I really want like a special adult toy or my IPad I buy it myself. I know what I want. It is that simple. I hope you received everything you wanted but if you are into Koala gear there still may be a few things left off your Christmas or Hanukkah list that you feel you deserved. Be good to yourself and order it! One of the best gifts I got the other day was my favorite tanning suit(Slut g-string) given to me by the girls in three different colors. Yellow, pink and black sheer. Even though I am around skimpy suits all day long I could not wait to try them on.

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New designs-splitting the balls

with everything showing. Not a simple task and other then enjoying the One of the new designs I tried on the other day was a complete surprise. As I mentioned before I want to make a suit, more a display design that completely changes the look of a man to an actual women, that is cock to pussyfem look and having fun with it I am not 100% sure why I want to do it, I just know and feel I want to. The girls pulled out a couple of designs and said we made a sample of this a while ago and you said you liked it. We made a couple different version and told me it works like the vagina look suit you wanted. I said it looks great and I would try it on but if we go with this design I would still want the other. The first one needs to look like a vagina with clitoris with not hidden away but with all the skin showing just manipulated into the correct shape. The designs the girls brought to me did make an almost perfect exposed vagina but no clit showing. The penis shaft is completely removed from view in this new design being forced directly into the body right from the shaft base while the balls are split and pulled back. I remembered liking the design but not going ahead with it because we had to many styles in that collection. The design really worked fantastic and I could see my balls being eaten out like a pussy while the wetness flowed from my non existent shaft. There were a few changes I wanted to do which I am sure will be ready for the next round of suit fittings.
There is no question that with this suit you could wear a pair of womens work out tights and have a real camel toe.
Last blog making your cock bigger this blog changing your anatomy.
It’s all fun!

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Trying on new suits and pushing the limits

Yesterday was a blast. I got to try on 8 new designs. A couple of them were perfect but most needed a change here and a little change there. The way we do things is simple. I want the suit to fit perfectly and the design to be flawless. So if say a suit is designed  with a penis shaped pouch I need to be hard and while I am wearing the suit the chalk lines are made using my cock as the default. I’m am used to it but it does feel great having the fabric pulled snug against my cock and then the chalk lines placed for corrections.
The process works great and because of the types of designs we do the sessions are very intimate but we do have fun with it. For the most part it is me and three lovely women that I have been working with for years,I am very close with them and they know my body as well as anyone.
Have a a couple of funny stories I will blog about soon from this last session but for now wanted to tell you about one of the designs.
I had an idea for an extreme version of the penis stretcher. It is very popular but I do get calls from users that work with it for months but ask for something even stronger. The new design with a much thicker pull down strap and one extra shaft strap worked amazingly well first time on. One slight change before it goes to production but in geek speak it seems like once my team looked at the drawings I provided we had a Vulcan
mind meld. We were thinking as one and the design shows it. Can’t wait to bring it out with the next collection.

What is the wildest suit you could see yourself wearing in public?
Would you wear an ultra micro or a pouch only design. I have tried just about
everything and my future outings will include suits with the Ass Spark.  Not
sure when but I will be wearing the Penetration Bikini to swim laps at my gym
and no doubt will wear the Ass Invasion thong the next nice beach day we have. The
thought of walking along the beach with a friend and having other people walk by
and check me out without knowing the more I walk the closer I come to blowing a
load. is just to much fun to pass up.

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Waxing and new suits

Just got back after trying on 8 new designs with the girls. Hate to tease you but I will blog about that on Friday,
need to get my thoughts together.

Can you wax yourself? Not sure how many of you wax your hair away but I do get
guys e-mailing me asking me about waxing themselves. First let me say it is much
easier to have some one else do it. That said if you take your time and pay
close attention to what you are doing you can do it yourself. In fact you can
get very good at it with practice.
I can give myself a full Brazilian bikini wax in less time then driving to a
salon to have it done and knowing my body well and how the skin reacts to the
wax I believe I do a better job then my girl. When it comes to doing your hole
that is much more of a challenge but again with practice you can have a
completely clean and hairless hole and doing it yourself. Make sure to practice
on a less sensitive area like your arms or legs while learning how to do it.
Make sure to invest in quality waxing products. The pro wax heaters are not very
expensive and will last you many years. There are many types and brands of wax
my favorite is the standard GiGi hot wax.
This is the perfect time to get good at it. While it is still cold and no one
else at least in public will see your mistakes. You can get all your supplies
online at or any major beauty supply site or store. 

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My first time at the beach in a Speedo

Not sure why I am thinking about this today. It has been raining here in beautiful Chatsworth California. For those of you not familiar with Los Angeles we are located about as far north in Los Angeles as you can go. It has been raining here non stop for about 5 days,  a very unusual occurrence and with have received about as much water as we get in a normal year!
So why my thoughts drifted to a summer many years ago I am not really sure. I was thinking about the first time I went to the beach wearing a Speedo. This being me it was not a regular Speedo because I had cut out the liner. Sure by the standards of the suits I wear today these were like huge bloomers but back then they were sexy as can be, my cock outline was clearly visible to anyone anywhere near me. Of course I was hard and leaking precum the entire day which forced me to leave the security of my towel and get in the water to both cool off and get rid of that huge wet spot that could be seen spreading from the head of my cock down. Who would know this would be the first time of who knows how many interesting beach encounters wearing spandex.  I remember a much older man putting his towel within inches of me and realizing even at that young age he was interested. He told me how hot my bulge looked. Very confusing to me back then but also exciting. I could add hours of info about my first time in public wearing this Speedo and how it led to other suits and the creation of Koala but it is just a blog and this has already gone long.

I would love you to post about your first time. I know it is cold in most of the USA and Europe right now so take your time and think back about your early spandex experiences. Share them. It might help some one just getting into spandex to find their way.

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Thanks for the photos

Chris the photos you sent of your custom made suit look great and yes I am sure we could make it even nicer.
Would you like me to post your photos and add a link for everyone to see?
Boys make sure to share your photos with us. You can post them in the Free section
at KMC . I think it would be fun to see regular guys in skimpy stuff. I see models all the time but what is more fun then seeing the guy next door.

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Smoking gun micro?

We have a very good customer that actually buys 15-20 of the same suit design at a time. This way we are able to make a few changes to the design for him. His order he wanted the exact design of the Smoking Gun with a slightly tighter pouch for the balls and a substantially shorter shaft pouch. We made it for him and he loved it. I thought it was a great idea for those of us smaller or for guys who are larger but want the spandex extremely tight around their shafts. When we made his last batch I had one made for myself and I do think the smaller shaft size actually makes me look larger since it was filled to capacity something I rarely can do with a suit.  Got a call from the same customer (you know who you are!) asking to make the same design again in a fabric more similar to pantyhose fabric and in a sheer nude color. We have sent out a sample of it to see if it is what he likes and again liking his idea I had one made for myself. Maybe it was the unusual feel of the fabric, not quite pantyhose fabric it was thicker but nothing like regular spandex and before I could pull it on over my cock I was hard. The fit was nothing short of spectacular and I can’t wait to hear about our customers reaction.

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