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Two old friends. Ass Spark designs we thought were gone for good.

 

 

Two of our best selling Ass Spark styles are back from the dead and it only took us begging non-stop for three months! We have just added to the Koalaswim.com site under “Plugs and Ass Sparks” and under “Cock Rings the Cherry Bomb and the Tear Drop Ass Spark. These designs will work great with any Ass Spark powered swimsuit and is a fantastic addition  to any spandex design when you want to fill up the pouch to the max while enjoying some thoroughly intense anal stimulation. God I love the sound of those words:-)

If you are in LA this weekend I hope to see you wearing very little at Venice Beach, it should be very nice on Saturday and I plan on being there maybe even wearing a Tear Drop Ass Spark. Look for the guy with a huge smile on his face.

Stop hiding your penis!

Stop hiding your penis!

Women might not say so but the truth is they love showing off their assets and after all, the micro swimwear trend started with the girl’s years ago. It is now a well established and powerful trend. I have said for many years that men should not be afraid to show their assets too. That includes both your ass and your penis. It does not matter how big or small either is. It is highly pleasurable to be sporting a spandex bulge and just like when ladies show off their breasts or a little camel toe it is never about the size but about the beauty of the human form (OK sometimes it is about size but my cock is small and I love showing my little bulge, sometimes I will wear a penis shaped pouch with a micro sleeve a very small sleeve that fits me showing the world the exact size no guessing needed) If you have ever been to a nude beach something I have done on many occasions you quickly find that since almost everyone is nude, nude becomes the norm. Often at that point you are wondering why some people are wearing suits. I’m not sure nude will be the norm anytime soon on beaches in the USA and Asia, many European beaches do offer nude sun bathing. We are working hard at making almost nude the norm at Koalaswim.com and we are hot on the trail blazed by the ladies.

 

 

Men’s Swimwear

I felt like a real man today.

I felt like a real man today.

 

Most of the time while wearing a micro thong my penis looks pretty small and most of the time I am happy that it looks that way. It looks small because it is sometimes flaccid well under an inch. Many of the Koala designs including the ones I wear have been created to show off how small you are and even if you are large like my friend that was with me today by the pool (one of our models) with his hugely large 8”+ cock, our suits can make that piece of meat look small too(it did). So is it possible that a guy like me can look larger then my friends bulge? It is! Not sure what I was day dreaming about (you can leave it to your imagination being right next to a very cute model) when I found myself sporting a very intense hard-on one that seemed very happy to stay and visit a while. It was so hard I could feel my cock straining against the spandex which was doing everything it could to keep my little penis contained inside the pouch. Good thing it stayed put since there was a number of other people around the pool enjoying the hot summer like sun.

 

Make sure to check out the new neoprene designs at Koala posted under the category “Neoprene”

Have you had a chance to check out the February Newsletter and sale yet? If not here is the link! Koala Newsletter

 

Neoprene swimwear has arrived and is in stock now.

I am so excited to announce that our two new neoprene swimwear designs are now in stock and ready to ship. They are the “Skin Diver Bikini and the Wet Slut Thong” both are semi femme style designs but if you drop a size lower than your usual size i.e. if you are medium think about going with a small to get a total femme smooth vagina look. Wearing neoprene is a totally different experience than wearing spandex but it is still totally erotic and sensual.

 

 

Venice Beach is calling.

It’s a little quiet around the office today and it is beautiful outside. I just went to a Venice Beach live cam something you can do anywhere in the world and it looks lovely down there. I am seriously thinking about giving myself the rest of the day off and heading down there. I know I should work but hey you only live once!

 

 

Men’s swimwear– Make you day by the pool or at the beach a micro swimsuit day!

 

January beach weather.

 

I hope everyone has had a chance to see the new chastity and cock ring gear at koalaswim.com. Right out of the gate the best seller has been the Lord of the Cock Rings. Yes it was named after one of my favorite multi part movies but if you see this ring with its massive weight and size you will understand that no other name would have worked as well.

The weather report says 72 on Saturday and 80 on Sunday! Wow that is some crazy weather for this time of the year. Those are the numbers for the beach this weekend in Southern California. My guess is we will be seeing lots of men and women wearing very little at my favorite Venice Beach spot I will surely be one of them. Earlier this week I got some quality sun time near our office wearing my micro bikini but since it was just a lunch hour or so break it was just me by my tan little self.

Last week I did a post on the Koalaswim blog about working on my ass. The first week has passed with a ton of ass work. It is not my imagination; the muscles are starting to bulge. Can’t wait to see how they look in six or seven weeks maybe like some of the Brazilian girls at my gym with big round butts.

 

Some of my favorite things: Male chastity cages, cock rings and exposed penis.

Some of my favorite things: Male chastity cages, cock rings and exposed penis.

We just added a number of new exciting products to Koalaswim.com and as much as I would like them to appear under a “New Products” section on the front page we can’t show them that way because there is a lot of exposed penis. If we set up the “New Section” we would be showing that beautiful penis on the front page, something I am totally cool with but then many places and many parts of the world would block the site. That said you can go directly to the Male Chastity section and Cock Ring Corner to see them or you can just click on the links below.

 

Lord of the Cock Rings

http://www.koalaswim.com/Lord-of-the-Cock-Rings-_p_806.html

Raging Nipple Play

http://www.koalaswim.com/Raging-Nipple-Play-_p_807.html

Puppy Pound Cock Cage

http://www.koalaswim.com/Puppy-Pound-Cock-Cage-_p_808.html

School Boy Cock Cage

http://www.koalaswim.com/School-Boy-Cock-Cage-_p_809.html

Virgin Cock Cage

http://www.koalaswim.com/Virgin-Cock-Cage-_p_810.html

The Servant Cock Cage

http://www.koalaswim.com/The-Servant-Cock-Cage-_p_811.html

Playmate Butt Plug

http://www.koalaswim.com/Playmate-Butt-Plug-_p_812.html

Detention Center

http://www.koalaswim.com/Detention-Center-_p_813.html

Full Service Cock Cage

http://www.koalaswim.com/Full-Service-Cock-Cage-_p_814.html

Crowned Head Male Chastity Cage

http://www.koalaswim.com/Crowned-Head-Male-Chastity-Cage-_p_815.html

Sad Boy Cock Cage

http://www.koalaswim.com/Sad-Boy-Cock-Cage-_p_816.html

 

Male to female transformation and sex

Male to female transformation and sex

 

I’m in a horny mood this morning and rather than working I would love be to having my pussy licked. Technically that would be my cock but for all intensive purposes once I slip on a Changed Man Bikini I look and even more important I feel like I have a vagina. There is no penis there and my brain feels feminine at that point. I have used this design and many of the other male to female transformation styles when having sex. It makes little difference whether it is a man or woman eating you out because the role play is so extreme as to expand your entire understanding of what a sexual experience can be. It is just a wicked little day dream right now but we will see how it plays out tonight!

 

Some things I can never mention enough and the one thing today worth mentioning is the new Blog at www.koalaswim.com I am adding more albeit for the most part shorter posts than you see here but I am hitting more subjects that guys and gays like you and me enjoy.

 

Less news more spandex!

I’m so happy that 2017 is over not that I didn’t have fun but I am so tired of all the political news. It seems like an endless bombardment of the same stuff every day. I have been reading Denis Leary “Why we don’t suck” and no matter what side you are on its funny. He slams everyone, just what we need a good laugh and maybe some cooperation in DC to start the year off fresh. Come to think of it I say we strip off all our politicians clothing men and women and force them to wear tiny little spandex suits. I would be honored to supply them Koala but any companies designs would do. My thought is if you get them wearing something as sexy as a tiny little thong they may not be such big tight asses, that is with their asses exposed, just a Tuesday morning idea.

 

Men’s swimwear and for you boys too cold to wear a tiny bikini might I suggest a male chastity cock cage. We have many flavors.