I was at the beach both days last weekend and sadly it was the men’s bikini or thong fest I was hoping for but at least the ladies were going strong. I hope this coming weekend brings at the throngs of thongs! Yesterday I slipped out of work a little early to relax after finishing my part of the new male chastity products copy and photos, the new items should be online next week. The beach was nothing short of amazing and as is typical for a weekday there were lots of ladies around me including thongs but none with a swimsuit anywhere near as micro as mine. I love wearing the least on the beach. The one thing I have noticed more so now than at any other time are how many women wearing thongs with their boyfriends/husbands (always in shorts) that set up right next to me when so much beach is available. I love seeing it and my guess is that the girls wearing so little like the idea of seeing more people wearing similar suits. One other guess is no one really knows what is legal or not, that said at the beaches I visit I have not been bothered for decades which in my mind makes it legal but maybe the girls figure if anyone is going to be hassled it will be the one wearing the least.
Any thoughts on this or any experiences…please share.
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August Koala Newsletter
I’m going to do my best to make it to my favorite stretch of beach this weekend, the beach between MDR and Venice. It would be just awesome to see as many guys as possible wearing as little as possible. Grab your micro swimsuit and let’s make our own bikini bash! If you are not in LA why not get a group of guys together in your area and hit the beach, lake or river in your part of the world.
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I hope you make the time to read our latest Koala newsletter which is just being sent out tonight via e-mail. This link will give you an early edge on the sale items. The August Newsletter sale is one of the largest this year and I hope you find my article interesting.
August Koala Newsletter
Nothing makes the beach more fun than great weather a micro swimsuit and some nice waves that is unless you end up with a bunch of girls around you wearing tiny little thongs too. I have always said that when I wear a thong to the beach it seems to act like a magnet. Wearing thongs are great for attracting men but in their own stealthy way even better for attracting women. Wednesday afternoon I headed down to the beach, got a great parking spot and grabbed a spot as far away from all the kids as I could. Quiet alone time sounded great and though there were tons of kids playing and having a great time I was far enough away to be in my own little blissful spot. I kid you not within twenty minutes there were eight young ladies spread all around me wearing thongs too. As if the beach was not eye candy enough the thong gods delivered me even more eye candy.
Yes I cut work this afternoon for a little me time at the beach. Yes it was awesome the weather was a balmy 80 degrees and the water was perfect with nice waves to boot. The most amazing part was all the other guys that cut work and were wearing tiny thongs too I counted four in my little area plus a couple awesome girls in tiny thongs too. I just can’t get enough of that spandex fun.
The new designs are taking a long time to be finished and the biggest part of the problem is we keep selling out and having to fill back orders-orders of designs from our last few collections of suits. Our male to female transformation swimsuits, panties, tights and shorts have kept the girls busier than we could ever have imagined. It’s one of those good/bad problems. It’s great that so many men have tried these amazing designs and the fact is they are so popular that seven of the new designs out of a total of thirteen new styles from our up-coming collection will be feminine conversion suits. We do ship a lot of them to our transgender customers but we send even more to men who like me are interesting in experiencing that side of ourselves. The down side is; it is taking a long time for us to get the new collection out. I know our ladies are doing their best to get it all done and I will keep you informed.
On the male chastity side of things a lot is going on. A couple of weeks ago we were supposed to shoot a couple new products but I decided to put it off because I knew more products were on their way. Well the photo shoot is set for July 27 and we have so many new items you will be blown away, I know I am. There will be sixteen new styles of male chastity cock cages all in stainless steel with some very unusual, erotic, extreme sensual and many styles unlike any cages you have ever seen before. We have a couple of new penis torture devices and one of the most exciting new products is a new stainless steel butt plug designed to work with all our butt plug powered swimsuits! It should be fun.
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If you are at Venice or Santa Monica beach today make sure to look closely at the stand-up paddle boarders. I will be the one wearing the very bright yellow micro bikini!
Hope you have a wonderful spandex day.
First amazingly enough we are still working on the new designs. There are thirteen new styles coming and my hope is they will be ready in August. Late for summer but the fact is most people use them year around and many use them as panties in addition it’s always summer somewhere. Speaking of panties one of our new girls working on some of the upcoming styles had a question about a pair for femme style shorts. This new design was made specifically for the gym with a longer leg but can also do double duty as a swimsuit. To make a long story short she wanted to see how the design worked. Being the shy guy I am I quickly stripped off my clothing and slipped on the new shorts. The transformation effect of this design is phenomenal. There is no visual cue that the wearer, me had a penis, just a very cute little vagina. I explained that the shorts are designed to make a male look female and specifically like the ones that the girls wear at my gym. She laughed and said they look like the ones the girls wear when they are not wearing any panties, obviously that had to do with my very pronounced camel toe. I can’t think of a better compliment even though she stated it has something she thought was funny.
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This is just a personal choice but it is a choice that I know many of my Koala Brothers are into. I love to be smooth and hair-free every place but my legs which at times I do shave them completely. I have had many sessions of laser hair removal on my pubic area, penis, cheeks and back. I was never super hairy to begin with but now I have very little growth at all. Like many of you, I like to make sure I am silky smooth before slipping on my tiny thong and heading out to the beach. No little hairs on the shaft popping out of my tiny pouch, absolutely hairless around the front pouch area and I love my butt cheeks and even the hole which is often visible to be completely free of hair. For years I have been telling everyone to get in the shower, soap up and use a multi blade razor to get rid of all that hair. After I do that I usually will treat the area with Tend Skin to make sure there are never any red shaving bumps. That systems has always and still does work fantastically well for me but the other day I decided to run off to the beach without any plans to do so and I needed a quick clean-up. With no time to take a shower I decided to try dry shaving and to my surprise it was incredible! I used the same five blade razor cleaning up my chest, cheeks, hole, bikini area and even my entire cock. It was smooth as ever. There are two important things to do and that is make sure where ever you are shaving it is completely dry, super dry and if not I would try putting some baby powder on, the other equally important thing to do is make sure the skin is fully stretched. Pull the skin taunt including the shaft and balls, bend over and make sure your ass is in the push out model mode. I still hit it with a little Tend Skin but the skin was so hairless and smooth I was blown away. Not using the shower saved a lot of water. It also felt extremely sensuous.
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We are still dealing with June gloom in the mornings but the afternoons should be absolutely perfect micro swimwear weather and from what I hear summer is starting to break out everywhere with 90 degree plus weather all over the place. It’s time to peel off what-ever you are wearing and slip into something just barely legal, the smaller the better. Maybe a suit so small it stretches your comfort zone. The time is now to get out there and be the sexist you imaginable! I’m going to be doing the same thing though Saturday morning I will be busy shooting a new male chastity torture cock ring and a new combo ball stretcher, cock stretcher, cock ring with weights. These new devices are at the extreme corner of hardcore and pain. Should be quite a treat having them strapped on my cock and balls!
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