Shit I just can’t seem to get much writing done lately. We
have been extremely busy all summer, crazy busy which is a good thing but not
when it comes to writing my blog. I have had things to talk about including new
suit ideas of which I am working on four right now, new male chastity devices
of which we offer so many of it could spin your head around and some nice beach
weekends of which you know I love so much. There is nothing as refreshing,
invigorating and rejuvenating for me as being down at the ocean with a nice
breeze wearing the smallest swimsuits on the beach (male or female) and
enjoying a nap, my friends, a little body surfing and getting some sun. This
post is just to let you know I have not forgot about you. I will be posting
More guys in
I really do feel the environment for wearing men’s micro and ultra micro swimsuits to the beach is better than it has even been for us boys. I also feel we need to give the ladies most of the credit for making that possible. I was at the beach this weekend hanging with friends wearing very little, just a Man Power thong which just covers my totally hairless penis, no pubes at all but if I had any they would all be exposed since the suit is cut right at the shaft and extremely narrow. As is the case with all thongs my ass was totally exposed which here in Southern California no longer raises an eyebrow. There are so many women wearing suits showing so much ass it is no longer something that is a real head turner. If you were looking at every exposed butt on our beaches your head would be spinning all the time. I think people no longer think of it as risqué rather it is what many ladies just do. The fact that there is so much skin makes it easy for guys to do the same and I know from years of personal experience that attitudes have changed. No giggles or people pointing. It is standard fair to wear to see little guys going bikini and less. There are always other guys at the beach wearing thongs, every time I go. I love that! Can nude sun bathing be far behind? I hope not. How are the beaches in your area?
Weekend of the tiny bulge
I should have known that the middle July would bring huge crowds to our local beaches. It was a mix of sun and overcast which is a little unusual for this time of year considering ten miles away it was over 100 degrees outside. I figured with the interesting weather it might not be that busy so I headed over to get some rest and relaxation. I had on my Man Power Thong with a Tango. Even for me with my very small cock I looked nicely endowed. I started down to the beach I noticed crowds of people more so than I can remember ever seeing on my favorite stretch of beach. I guess everyone wanted out of the heat. I’m not sure if I was hit with a tad of modesty something I’m not used to but I decided to change suits. I don’t care how many people are on the beach I am going to show off my fully exposed very tan ass just like 50% of the girls are doing but not being used to showing off such a large cock I decided to go with my trusty micro bulge G-string. The truth is I am used to showing off a tiny bulge one that can easily be mistaken for female from anything less than a few feet away. Sometimes showing less is more when it comes to being comfortable around big crowds. The suit I ended up wearing was smaller in every way but the one guarantee I had wearing it was that no one would look over and think I was showing off my huge cock. More likely they would look over to try to figure out male or female, something I also enjoy.
Men’s Swimwear and so much more!
We have so many designs that sometimes I forget how awesome certain suits are. A customer asked me a question about the Wet Slut which is a neoprene transformation swimsuit. I actually had to try it on to answer him. I stripped right in the office to my birthday suit and tried on the Wet slut. I could not believe how incredible the fit was, how smooth the flat girl like bulge was and how wonderful neoprene feels on my body. I was having so much fun I had to try on all the neoprene designs. I became so aroused that a went back into my office still wearing the Wet Slut answered the customer and had to blow a load before I could get any more work done. Now that’s fun.
Men’s Neoprene Swimwear
It’s kind of like cheating.
I was at the beach Saturday with friends wearing my Man Power thong with a little extra help. As I mentioned in my last post this is my new go to suit but there is a downside to it. The rubberized fabric shows all that pre-cum like a little lake at the tip of my penis. It seems to spread fast and cannot be wiped off from the outside unless you go in the water. I have found it wipes off easily from the inside but that is a bit awkward to do on a crowded breach. Since I was going with friends I decided to wear a Tango. For those unfamiliar with one of our best selling items it is a cum dam that fits over the head of your penis. It comes in clear, tan, black or pink. I picked the tan color because it looks like part of my cock though the clear is the most popular. It works amazingly well and not a drop of extra excitement ended up on my thong though there was plenty in the Tango! The other benefit is that it nearly doubles the length and thickness of my tiny guy enough so that one of my friends mentioned how large my bulge looked today. That is something that almost never happens to me unless I am using a cock ring but the Tango does a nice job of keeping the pouch clean and making me look like a real man. I know it is a little like cheating but my intent was just to keep the wet marks away in front of my friends not to show off a big bulge. I must admit it was fun to sport a big one even if it was not the real deal.
Men’s Swimwear check out the Tango!
My new favorite thong.
I have a new summer favorite swimsuit that I just started wearing last weekend. I fell in love with the Man Power thong and now it is going to be my go to suit this summer. I switch between going with a fem style pussy look design and a bulge style suit. The Man Power thong is a micro bulge style suit that is made of a rubberized look and feel spandex that might just show off my cock better than any other beach suit I have used before. Right off the bat the Man Power thong hits all the important spot for me. It offers about a micro a front pouch as you can legally wear on the beaches around me which means it offer almost no coverage with my tan-line just slightly, ever so slightly above the base of my shaft. It holds in balls in a narrow and firm pouch but best of all it completely shows off a penis outline. I was surprised by how clearly defined the shaft and head are in this pouch. Because of the rubberized fabric my penis is presented in detailed but exceptional smooth lines. The thong splits the peaches perfectly with a deep seated satisfaction. This suit is going to see a lot of beach time this summer.
My favorite thong
Our swimsuits designs are the smallest on the planet but
every now and then I have customers complain that they can’t keep their pouches
full even micro pouches. The problem is that some men have shrinkage issues
that are so extreme they almost look cockles. The way to tackle that issue is
to use a cock ring. If you are prone to extreme shrinkage a cock ring will be a
life saver. No more looking like one of the girls unless that is the look you
are going for. (That look happens to be one of the looks customers at Koala
like best but this post is assuming you want to actually look like you have a
penis) If you are using a cock ring under a suit and going into the water I
would recommend silicon or aluminum. I prefer the feel of a metal cock ring but
having a couple of both means you can go with what is most comfortable in the
Question about wearing tights, I need your feedback!
We are going to be offering a new line of women’s style
tights for men in the near future. These designs are made to be used with our
male to female transformation suits like the Clever Girl which we have used on
most of the testing. Since the transformation suits are doing all the hard work
of erasing your penis and changing it to a vagina we are free to create real
female styles but in men’s sizes. I would love your feedback on the kind of
tights you would like, high waist tights? Scrunch butt styles? Light fabrics
that look painted on?, figure control style cuts and fabrics? Let me know. email@example.com
Lunch break by the pool.
One of the benefits I have working at Koala is that there are a couple pools within minutes from the office, close enough to go on my lunch break. One is the pool at my gym which is around the block but these days the smallest we can wear (men and women) are bikinis and though I love wearing bikinis I prefer to tan in a thong or G-string. One of our employees has a townhouse minutes away and the pool areas are beautiful, just like a resort. I wear my smallest suits there be it a pouch style G-string or a transformation style thong. Most people know me and most of the time the pool belongs to just me. I can’t get my clothes off fast enough when I get there and when stripping off your work clothes( most of the year my work attire consists of shorts and a tank, one of the perks of being in LA which most of the time offsets the insane traffic) What a great way to spend my lunch break.
Spandex is the great equalizer. I say that because most spandex suits and definitely Koala micro swimsuits all compress the penis with the exception of penis display designs. My penis is very small but once inside a micro suit my cock does not look much smaller than a guy with an eight incher. Even though he may be much larger in length and no doubt much, much larger in thickness our cocks look very close in size once compressed into a tiny pouch. His pouch may look like it’s ready to explode but it would still be tough to tell without a trained eye how much bigger he is. That makes wearing a micro in public pretty much the same for all guys there is no unfair advantage for a big penis. The fact is many of us including myself are into have our penises look as small as possible in the smallest swimsuit design.
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