Not that in the scheme of things this is all that important but even with this crazy virus going around we are still working at full speed and surprisingly enough it has stayed very busy. BTW I’m not taking this lightly since we do have a fairly big problem here in California. I have stopped going to the gym something I have not done in over 30 years and I am doing my weight lifting at the office, we have a bench and Bowflex dumbbells and I am spending a ridiculous amount of time on the treadmill, I’m writing this as I walk. We were all ready to do our photo shoot this coming week but I think it makes sense to put it off for another week or so to figure out what is really going on out there and see how serious of an issue it becomes. Because of the way our company is set up I do not see any change in the way we do business, we are still shipping orders M-F and sometimes Sunday too and because we are small and agile I believe we will be able to power through whatever happens though I hope like all of you that this whole thing doesn’t blow up into something awful.
What it is like to wear the an inverted style cock cage
We just added a bunch of new products the other day and we already know what the best of the best hottest new products are. The two new Munchkin Inverted cock cages the big winners. We knew that they would be popular with our type of customer, mostly men like me:-) but they have been insanely popular! That said we keep getting questions about how they work so I thought I would add a picture we took of the female model emasculating the male model. I think the photo says it all.
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| Update Newsletter, new products and a new type of male chastity device being introduced that has never been seen before…..Anywhere! Let’s start off the newsletter talking about new swimwear designs. We receive more phone calls and e-mails asking us when the new suits will be out. We love that there is so much interest and I am happy to be able to give a more exact figure today. All the new designs are now in stock and we are setting up a photo shoot which should take place in the next week to ten days. That is our timeline. Once the shoot is complete it will be just a few more days before the new styles are online and ready to ship. We have a whole slew of new cock, shaft and ball products along with a dab of anal gear. I can’t wait to share them with you. Let’s start with what I believe will be a quantum shift in male chastity device design. There is a new sheriff in town and it goes by the name of Inverted chastity. There are actually two new inverted style cock cages and as far as we know this is an entirely new type of male chastity device dreamed up by the warped minds at Koala with the help of our equally warped customers, warped in a good way! Before I get into telling you about the cages I think I should offer you a primer about what we mean when we are talking about inverted chastity and yes it is most likely what your imagination is painting a picture of this very moment! These new male chastity micro cock cages actually force the shaft in and holds it inside of you creating not only the feeling of being completely caged as most chastity devices do but feeling like you are no longer a man. You are penetrated by this cage and in many ways treated like you have a vagina that is being fingered while being kept in check. I would venture that many men wearing this style cage will feel a sensation that there brain responds to as female. Personally I have been wearing this style cage for a number of weeks and after the initial transition to such a new feeling it is in fact totally comfortable. New inverted Male Chastity Cages:Before you click on the link and take a look at these new game changers let me say that though they look very similar there are major differences. Instead of going over the differences here please make sure to read the descriptions of each one. Make sure to take a look at the new plugged versions of the Castrate, Eunuch and Munchkin cock cages, like always we are taking denial to another level.Munchkin Inverted Plugged and Screwed Convertiblehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Munchkin-Inverted-Plugged-and-Screwed-Convertible_p_1059.html Munchkin Screwed Inverted and Plugged Hard Corehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Munchkin-Screwed-Inverted-and-Plugged-Hard-Core_p_1063.html The new Cyclopean head rings are simply awesome. They are heavy and very substantial. Slip on a few of them with a standard head ring will make a superb cock stretcher and slide just one under the head of your cock to make it pop big time under your favorite spandex swimsuit, shorts or tights.There are many new male chastity cages including one we added just a few weeks ago called the Cellmate the world’s first remote controlled cock cage. The Cellmate has been selling extremely well and as of this newsletter we still have stock of both sizes. If you click on the link and we are out of stock they should be available again in a few weeks. Make sure to take a look at the Megg, short for Man Egg male chastity device which is a completely enclosed see through cage. I have experienced the new Ball Humbler control bar and I must say it’s a sissies dream come true! Munchkin Screwed and Plugged Micro Male Chastity Devisehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Munchkin-Screwed-and-Plugged-Micro-Male-Chastity-Devise_p_1060.html Megg Chastity Cagehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Megg-Chastity-Cage-_p_1057.html Cellmate “App Controlled” Male Chastity Devicehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Cellmate-“App-Controlled”-Male-Chastity-Device_p_1053.html Man Snatch Male Chastity Belthttps://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Snatch-Male-Chastity-Belt_p_1051.html Slutty Sissyhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Slutty-Sissy_p_1058.html Castrate Plugged Micro Male Chastity Devisehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Castrate-Plugged-Micro-Male-Chastity-Devise_p_1061.html Eunuch Screwed and Pluggedhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Eunuch-Screwed-and-Plugged_p_1062.html Monster Butt Grommethttps://www.koalaswim.com/Monster-Butt-Grommet_p_1065.html Ball Humblerhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Ball-Humbler_p_1067.html Cyclopean Massive Head/Glans Ringhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Cyclopean-Massive-HeadGlans-Ring_p_1054.html Cyclopean Rainbow head Ringhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Cyclopean-Rainbow-HeadGlans-Ring_p_1055.html Whore Boy Jaws Male Chastity Cagehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Whore-Boy-Jaws-Male-Chastity-Cage_p_1056.html |
Balls, Balls and more Balls
Sometimes I wonder what to do with those silly lovely balls. You would think after all off these years I would have figured out a way to tan lying on my side and have it be comfortable. Make sure to post if you know a way to tan on your side that feels good! The girls do it effortlessly with those wonderful shapely hips but no such luck for us boys. To top it off where do the balls go? It was 80 degrees in Los Angeles today smack dab in the middle of winter so of course I had to spend my lunch break in the sun. I wanted to work on my side tan and I can never get comfortable enough to take a nap. I was wearing a tiny thong and while on my side my balls tend to be pushed back between my legs almost between my cheeks. There is not much cock to see from the front but everyone gets a nice ball shot from the rear from a side view. I wish I could figure out a way to make it all feel better. I may just try a transformation suit the next time I go for a side tan!
Trying on and working on new designs
Since my girls are not yet done with our latest batch of new designs, sorry but it is hard to rush perfection I thought I would use a little extra time today and work on some new styles. I sent over some new renderings of a pair of transformation micro shorts and a pastel colored little transformation design similar to the best selling Clever girl swimsuit. Little changes can create big effects. I will keep you updated on how they are doing with them:-)
One of the most popular male chastity devices and swimwear fun.
One of the most popular male chastity devices and swimwear fun.
I spent some time today with my true love, a spandex micro G-string, just me and my lovely little suit lounging by the pool during my lunch hour. It was beautiful out today and just hanging in my G-string got me very aroused. When I get back to the office I decided to do something fun with my cock. We have a couple new ultra heavy head rings coming out in a week or two called the Cyclopean Massive and the Cyclopean Rainbow. I slipped on two of these heavy weights and added a very tiny 1” round head ring to keep them from sliding off. Adding almost a pound to my flaccid shaft was so erotic and going panty-less letting the shaft hang freely with the weights made for an exciting afternoon of running around the warehouse and office. My normal flaccid shaft is well under 1” but after a few hours and a lot of dripping pre-cum my shaft measured in at a ridiculous but real 5”. I wonder if it would stay that long flaccid if I used them daily?
Big news: As most of you know we are not only spandex freaks but male chastity crazies too. We have the largest line of male chastity products found in one location anywhere on the planet. There is a new product we are offering called the Cellmate. It is made by a company called Qiui and it is all the rage because it is the first App controlled male chastity cock cage. There is a lot to tell about it but you might as well take a look at it on our site it was just added it today!
https://www.koalaswim.com/Cellmate-“App-Controlled”-Male-Chastity-Device_p_1053.html
I love wearing tights in the winter.
I just dropped off a load of laundry to be done and the girl at the counter was surprised to see so many pairs of tights. You must really love wearing tights she said and my answer was doesn’t everyone? I don’t think anything is more comfy then a form fitting pair of spandex tights on a cold day. Our warehouse has been so cold the last handful of weeks I got to breakout some of my favorite designs and wear them around the office and warehouse. I go between the bulge style and the feminine transformation style tights. There were some transformation tights in my laundry but I’m pretty sure she had no idea what the difference between each style was. Maybe she will figure it out by the time I pick them up…I hope so.
Off the deep end.
I’m back though I actually I never left but have been too busy to write the blog which is something I really miss doing. No promises this time on how often I will post it adds to much pressure to a pressure filled day but I will be posting on a regular basis.
We have added so many male chastity devices it is insane. We have the smallest micro cages on the planet with some new borderline disturbing creations coming in the next few weeks. They are unlike any cage I have ever seen anywhere and they are the brainchild of my ideas and those of our hardcore chastity customers. I can’t wait for you to see them. We have been busting it the last few weeks completely re-shelving our warehouse to give us more room for the up-coming new swimwear designs. They were supposed by be ready before the holidays but when they are being done one at a time by our lovely ladies who have been working with us for almost thirty year’s we let them work at their own pace. Sometimes perfection requires patience. The weather here is beautiful today and I think it’s time to stick my tiny penis in a tinier G-string and get some sun during lunch.
Men’s Swimwear and Male Chastity Gear along with other tasty products for your cock.
Pool Daze
While three quarters of the country was in a deep freeze we lucky bunch in Los Angeles were free to spend our lunch break around the pool in 88 degrees of bliss. We are having a very late summer which does not bode well for our water situation but it is awesome weather to wear a barely cover the penis micro thong. My ass is staying nice and tan at least for a couple more weeks.
Going for two posts in three days!
What do guys that wear micro swimwear designs and guys that use micro cock cages and cock rings have in common? As it turns out almost everything because most of our customers that order cages are also into transformation style suits big time. When we first started offering cock cages it was because I liked wearing them and being the spandex freak I am (and proud of it) I had a feeling that guys who were into spandex might just like cock gear too. Fast forward a decade later and most of our hottest selling micro cock cages are the ones we design ourselves. Exclusive styles that I believe appeal to our type of guys…Koala men.
Make sure to check out the New Munchkin Screwed and Mistress Fury Screwed male chastity cock cages. They are both stunning!