Who is going to the beach this weekend? It’s national thong month!
First let me state that I’m not really sure about it being national thong month but if it is not it should be! I’m going to vote for it by wearing a micro thong to the beach this weekend and I hope you will do the same. Let’s show off some bulge, let’s show off some of our inner feminine let’s show off some cheek let’s show that men have the curves and sweet lines that make the ladies so appealing in their tiny swimsuits. Let’s get out there and strut our stuff. Don’t be shy after all you really want to do it. You want to be seen wearing something smaller than the girls do you want the attention you want to feel the sensation of being at the beach around d the pool by the lake or at the water park with all eyes on you. It’s a feeling that is hard to explain one that I have and I know you do too. Add more than a dash of excitement to your weekend. Be bold be thong, bikini and micro short proud. Let the real you show through.
I hope everyone has had a chance to see the new chastity and cock ring gear at koalaswim.com. Right out of the gate the best seller has been the Lord of the Cock Rings. Yes it was named after one of my favorite multi part movies but if you see this ring with its massive weight and size you will understand that no other name would have worked as well.
The weather report says 72 on Saturday and 80 on Sunday! Wow that is some crazy weather for this time of the year. Those are the numbers for the beach this weekend in Southern California. My guess is we will be seeing lots of men and women wearing very little at my favorite Venice Beach spot I will surely be one of them. Earlier this week I got some quality sun time near our office wearing my micro bikini but since it was just a lunch hour or so break it was just me by my tan little self.
Last week I did a post on the Koalaswim blog about working on my ass. The first week has passed with a ton of ass work. It is not my imagination; the muscles are starting to bulge. Can’t wait to see how they look in six or seven weeks maybe like some of the Brazilian girls at my gym with big round butts.
I hope you have had a chance to check out the new Koalaswim.com website. We completely changed the format to offer a much better shopping experience. I would love any feedback positive or negative to help us tune things up. Our new Neoprene bikini and thong designs should be ready early 2018, late January or early February. I am hoping to be able to post some photos here in the next couple of weeks.
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Yesterday was a typical perfect Summer day in Los Angeles but lucky for me it came in early Fall. I decided to have lunch at the beach since earlier I had a meeting with one of our Fabric vendors downtown. It was so nice that my hour lunch turned into almost three hours. The night before I had shaved my legs and what little chest hair I had mostly because I love the male feminine look but also because I knew there was a chance of hitting the beach. My suit of choice was the Lucky Girl which is one of our best styles for exposing lip, no I did not use the metal anal stretcher though I have used them at the beach in the past, I was not going for the total slut look. Amazing for a Wednesday there were people on the beach, guess that is what almost 80 degrees in the Fall will do. Three girls nearby were wearing Thongs and there was one man in a bikini another had his running shorts made into a bikini, it was kind of sexy. When I go feminine I am proud of it but I do realize that from a few yards away I appear female especially with my body oiled up. There were more guys around me in no time. The waves were large and I was not going to swim but I did wade in the water enjoying the rush of salt water over my body. From over my shoulder, I noticed a guy walking towards me. A young nice looking guy in very tight little shorts (not Koala but the world is not always perfect) He walked right up to me and asked if I was wearing Koala, yes I was and wondered how he knew. I’m a fan and I wear Koala too. We chatted and off he went on his way never knowing that I’m with Koala. If you are the guy I met, you have a great ass! Hope this made you smile.
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Sorry about this last weekend I know a lot of people had issues trying to place orders with their credit cards not being accepted. Our shopping cart is by Big Commerce one of the largest and most secure providers in the market place. We were updating to their newest fastest checkout page and some of our credit card processing did not move with it. That is all fixed now and everything is working great, faster and easier than ever! We have also added the Amazon Pay option (Hooray!) for all you 400,000,000 Amazon users out there. I have used Amazon Pay to checkout on many others sites and thought it was awesome. We are extremely excited to now have this option at Koalaswim.com
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All the guys must be watching the NFL on Sunday because it seemed like it was only me and tons of girls at the beach where it was close to 90 degrees out. Lots of thongs and lots of Brazilian style bikinis on some very large and lovely rears. I actually was one of them choosing to wear a Brazilian style bikini, but of course a micro, micro front.
I have been so busy remodeling our offices, making sure every order gets shipped on time and what seems to be non-stop running around that the summer seems to have flown by. We were so busy I did not get a chance to take a vacation at all but I did manage to get some very good quality beach time in.
Our offices are completely done and we are humming along nicely not to mention much more efficiently. All this should allow me to start posting regularly again. Not sure if this coming weekend is going to offer much beach worthy weather but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Last weekend was absolutely perfect beach weather. Sunday was a particularly nice day because I met a new very sexy friend. I never like to get right on top of people when looking for a spot to tan, I like my space and I respect other peoples space that said if people choose to park right next to me when I’m obviously as close to nude as one can be without being nude, I’m cool with that. I had a feeling it was going to be a nice weekend for people watching. It started Saturday with a young European couple parked right next to my spandex buddy and myself. Both of us were wearing micro thongs .Some of the time we end up other guys hanging around us, guys into seeing us in our tiny swimsuits. More often than not girls wearing swimsuits almost as small end up close by, this is something I have noticed for many years. Back to the couple: This couple could not have been out of their twenties, he was thin with a nice tone body wearing spandex shorts, nothing too sexy but it was showing a slight bulge. His girlfriend was wearing a little black bikini with some cheek showing…nice. They went down to the water and were having a good time, very sensual play, no kids around so why not. Back on their towels I noticed them looking at us so I waived and she walked over. Is it OK to go topless here she said in a thick Eastern European accent? It’s OK with me I said but added that it’s not legal but the worst I have seen is the police asking girls to put their tops back on. She thanked me and dropped her top off the second she was back at her towel. She was stunning. The police seemed to be rolling by more often than usual my guess is to check out those lovely breasts because they never stopped to say boo. Maybe our boys are starting to grow up?
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I’m going to do my best to make it to my favorite stretch of beach this weekend, the beach between MDR and Venice. It would be just awesome to see as many guys as possible wearing as little as possible. Grab your micro swimsuit and let’s make our own bikini bash! If you are not in LA why not get a group of guys together in your area and hit the beach, lake or river in your part of the world.
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I hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend we are just now getting caught up with things here at the office. I only had one beach day out of the three but boy was that a beautiful day. I hit the beach with a girlfriend on Sunday. The weather was perfect and the crowds big. Personally I like the days when there are fewer people but having them all there makes exciting people watching,. I was wearing one of my smallest suits I’m sure I was one of many getting gawked at. We parked it around a bunch of girls which was fine by me, I can’t get over how many women of all shapes and sizes are showing so much ass this season. Needless to say I love that. There were not that many guys at the beach and I was one of a very few that I noticed wearing a thong, bikini or G-string though I did see a number of men wearing skin tight fitted shorts. The water here is still on the cold side and I try not to get in too much after all my cock is so tiny to begin with and that cold water almost makes me one of the girls not that I looked much different than the girls around me. I know most people walking by assume I’m female until they get close enough to see my bulge even than they still might think I’m female but oh well. I can’t wait for more awesome days at the beach.
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Wow it is almost here with this weekend marking the official start to the summer season. I can’t lie as most of the blog readers and Koala customers know that summer is my favorite part of the year. I can run around our wonderful beaches here in LA wearing almost nothing and being seen by thousands. Lounging around almost naked is extremely sexy and stimulating as is being seen by so many people, it is one of my favorite things to do. I am a little pissed off at myself for not being quite ready with my summer weight target and that I wanted a six pack to be showing. My goal for the next two weeks is to drop five pounds. My plan is to be brutally honest about everything I eat by keeping an exact log of everything that goes in. If that works I think a little run on the beach in my Spicy Girl Bikini would be in order. Have a great weekend!
Wow January 8 and I eked out a little quality micro bikini time at the beach today. Amazingly enough there were even people in the water and I was not the only one showing off some ass, there were at least three others wearing string bikinis and thongs nearby. What we had was a nice seventy degree day right after a rainy day and tonight we are in for a huge downpour maybe the biggest in the last ten years. Looks like rain for most of the next week which might come close to what we had in total last year. Guess it’s back to tights and a hoodie.
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