It’s a topless turvy world!
This happened to me again last weekend. Most Koala blog readers that are into wearing tiny spandex swimwear designs have had similar things happen. It is one of the great spandex secrets. It is no secret that when you are out at the beach wearing a tiny thong like I do you are going to attract men. It is natural since men are so easily visually aroused. I love the attention so whether I am interested or not I am always flattered, no doubt the exhibitionist in me. The secret (it’s a secret to most men) is how wearing so little attracts so many women, women of all ages shapes and sizes but especially attractive women that are eager to sunbath as close to nude as possible something I totally share with them. The other day I spread out my beach blanket on a busy sunny day right after I finished an extremely intense workout at the gym. I was ready for a nap. Like usual I picked out the least busy spot away from the teens and kids for a little R & R. There were a few girls around me when I picked the spot but not too close and a nicely built young man wearing a sexy bikini, not sure if it was Koala or not I never got close enough to see. An hour of deep sleep came and went in what felt like a moment. Upon waking up I noticed a lot more people around me including three youngish women two on their own and one with her older boyfriend all the ladies were topless which is not legal on our beach but obviously not enforced too often.. The couple was literally on top of me not more than a foot or so away. Not the best form but since she was wearing an extremely tiny thong and no top it was more than OK…nice eye candy. It turned out the couple was from the UK and after talking with them and making some new international friends they had told me they though topless sun bathing was not allowed but seeing me and the other ladies they figured it was fine there. One of the other girls I have seen on a number of occasions but the only time topless is when she is near me. It is a comfort thing and I love that. Straight guys that are to shy to show some skin listen up! Slip on that thong, bikini or micro shorts (preferably something from Koala) and let’s see how this changes the layout of your beach.
Dolphins dancing and people blending in.
Blending in, could that ever happen to me when I am wearing a micro thong on one of the busiest beach days of the year? It could if the dolphins were putting on the show of a lifetime and everyone on the beach was in awe of what was happening. That is exactly what happened last Sunday. The beach was beautiful, the waves large and the crowds huge. I was with a couple of guy friends, one who was wearing a Koala Pleasure Chest…yes to Koala bikinis and the other just regular board shorts, how boring is that. My bikini buddy was the first to spot the dolphins playing in the surf. I have seen this many times but it is always a treat and many folks have never seen it before. The dolphin actually body surf in on the waves. This was a nice size pod of eight dolphins and some were extremely large. They were shooting in and out of the waves without a thought of all the people in the water. As in a trance I walked over to the surf line and just started watching from this better vantage point. Within minutes it seems like the entire beach was all around me, many had their phones out filming the dolphins at play. I’m not sure if this is possible but it seemed like the dolphins knew we were all watching and took their little show to a higher level one that I had never seen before and by the cheers I heard my guess is many others had never seen such a show either. Jumping and flipping out of the water, swimming on their backs, play wrestling with each other and amazing everyone watching. This went on for about an hour. When I did look around I noticed girls in tiny bikinis, guys in Speedos, hot ladies and teens in thongs and regular folk in typical boring swimwear but no one really paying attention to what anyone was wearing. I’m sure many noticed what I was wearing (how little I was wearing) but the sight of the dolphins playing made it so we all just blended in to one another.
Men’s swimwear built to amaze.
Stepping out wearing spandex men’s swimwear
It is not as easy for some men as for others to go out in public wearing spandex men’s swimwear. The skimpier the swimsuit the harder it is for some men to take the leap and show themselves in public wearing so little. When I first started wearing micro swimsuits it always felt like people were staring at me. At first this made me uncomfortable but as I became more comfortable wearing them something that always happens with time and the more you do it the less I noticed people staring. If you wear a small enough swimsuit, the ones I wear on busy beaches just barely cover my penis and my ass is always completely tan and exposed, people are going to look. Times have diffidently changed where no matter what you are wearing even very little no one seems to be bothered. I think it is all the crazy things that people now see on reality TV. You now see shows like Naked and Afraid along with women on regular TV with full butts exposed and over all just a lot of nudity on cable, phones and computers. All that exposure has made wearing micro swimwear for men and women a non issue which I think is a wonderful change. I can be so close to nude in public it is barely legal, maybe one day soon nude beaches will become the norm.
I hope you have had a chance to check out the new Koalaswim.com website. We completely changed the format to offer a much better shopping experience. I would love any feedback positive or negative to help us tune things up. Our new Neoprene bikini and thong designs should be ready early 2018, late January or early February. I am hoping to be able to post some photos here in the next couple of weeks.
I was at the beach both days last weekend and sadly it was the men’s bikini or thong fest I was hoping for but at least the ladies were going strong. I hope this coming weekend brings at the throngs of thongs! Yesterday I slipped out of work a little early to relax after finishing my part of the new male chastity products copy and photos, the new items should be online next week. The beach was nothing short of amazing and as is typical for a weekday there were lots of ladies around me including thongs but none with a swimsuit anywhere near as micro as mine. I love wearing the least on the beach. The one thing I have noticed more so now than at any other time are how many women wearing thongs with their boyfriends/husbands (always in shorts) that set up right next to me when so much beach is available. I love seeing it and my guess is that the girls wearing so little like the idea of seeing more people wearing similar suits. One other guess is no one really knows what is legal or not, that said at the beaches I visit I have not been bothered for decades which in my mind makes it legal but maybe the girls figure if anyone is going to be hassled it will be the one wearing the least.
Any thoughts on this or any experiences…please share.
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Wow January 8 and I eked out a little quality micro bikini time at the beach today. Amazingly enough there were even people in the water and I was not the only one showing off some ass, there were at least three others wearing string bikinis and thongs nearby. What we had was a nice seventy degree day right after a rainy day and tonight we are in for a huge downpour maybe the biggest in the last ten years. Looks like rain for most of the next week which might come close to what we had in total last year. Guess it’s back to tights and a hoodie.
Men’s swimwear and more
Great waves and great breasts! Just yesterday I posted that there was not much topless action at our beaches. There are lots of thongs, G-strings and Brazilian style bikinis but not many girls going sans top. That post was yesterday! Today I was at the beach with friends and family body surfing some extremely nice large waves wearing a pair of Steamy Micro shorts and switching to my thong when tanning. A thong would have never stayed on in this surf but the micro shorts did great. I noticed there were at least four youngish women around us going topless and the police did not bother them at all, bravo! I wonder if they were asked to put on their tops and replied they identified as male what the police would have said. I know it is no longer summer but today might have been the hottest beach day of the year!
BTY I believe women going topless make it easier for us guys to wear smaller and smaller suits at the beach.
When the beach is beautiful and covered with one girl after another walking about wearing thongs along with guys up and down the sand wearing bikinis and short shorts it is hard to beat a day at the beach! Today was one of those just barely post summer heat wave days and to top things off there were a couple of other guys wearing thongs like myself, though none were quite as micro as mine. My legs must be shaved a little too close because I heard many people walking by wondering if I was a girl. Topless women are a fairly rare site at our beaches until the police patrols lighten up in the next couple weeks than the tops come back off. I had our friendly neighborhood officers make a number of close passes with the patrol trucks. I figure either they too thought they might be getting a peek at a topless female or at least I hope that was the case or for some reason the guys and girls wearing very little on our little stretch of Venice looked like bad guys. It would seem such a waste of their time and our tax dollars to spend gawking at us. PS the waves were absolutely huge today, which was a total surprise. Not one person was out bodysurfing in these killers.
I did the copy photo shoot on Friday and will be posting details and maybe some photos too.
I am inspired by all the great asses I have seen and continue to see at the Olympic Games! Yes there are amazing men’s asses and women’s asses too but like with most things we see it is mostly women’s asses that are exposed. Both the men and women have such amazingly beautiful bodies I wish they would go old school, I mean really old school and hold the games with the athletes totally nude, Could you imagine how viewership would go up, I know I would never leave the TV. Seeing the Volleyball players in Brazilian style bikinis get’s my creative juices flowing and is giving me ideas for new designs.
I had a great day at the beach on Sunday and in addition made some new friends. On busy summer days it is impossible to get a spot away from the crowds but I do my best not to get a spot around tons of kids. It is almost impossible to get any R & R with crying babies and little ones running around so I try to grab the least crowded spot I can find. I got to the beach yesterday and the clouds were still burning off so it was not totally packed yet but it was warm out. Got my spot, stripped down to my micro and started working on my tan. In no time there were lots of couples around me, guys and guys, guys and girls and girls and girls. There were lots of thongs and string bikinis on the girls and a couple of guys wearing full back bikinis. I got a quick nap in but was awakened by a very noisy group of people walking by. Please no kids I thought to myself, I love kids but needed some relaxation after a tuff week. The happy group ended up being two guys and five girls all Brazilians here on vacation. Brazilian men and women really are great looking! It was all thongs on the girls and form fitting spandex shorts on the men. I started talking to the girls while taking a dip in the water, no waves so no bodysurfing unfortunately. They invited me to come over and sit with them which turned out to be a blast. Such fun and exciting people and so relaxed about their bodies and mine.
I just finished trying on a couple of new butt plug powered bikinis and they are fantastic. I believe they are so popular because both can be used as sexy bikini swimsuits without the plug but when you want to spice up your day at the beach or around the hotel pool you can mount a nice large butt plug in either of these new designs and lay around with a huge smile on your face. Maximum stimulation with total stealth, both designs are really hot. I had a couple fantastic beach days this last weekend. Total micro thong days in the sun. The funny thing about spring days at the beach here in LA is it can be breezy which it was both days and the breeze is on the cool side. That keeps lots of people away from the beach and makes parking easy as can be. The best thing of all is that these days might just be the nicest of them all. The breeze keeps you from overheating but the intense sun keeps you nice and warm.