I hope everyone has had a chance to see the new chastity and cock ring gear at koalaswim.com. Right out of the gate the best seller has been the Lord of the Cock Rings. Yes it was named after one of my favorite multi part movies but if you see this ring with its massive weight and size you will understand that no other name would have worked as well.
The weather report says 72 on Saturday and 80 on Sunday! Wow that is some crazy weather for this time of the year. Those are the numbers for the beach this weekend in Southern California. My guess is we will be seeing lots of men and women wearing very little at my favorite Venice Beach spot I will surely be one of them. Earlier this week I got some quality sun time near our office wearing my micro bikini but since it was just a lunch hour or so break it was just me by my tan little self.
Last week I did a post on the Koalaswim blog about working on my ass. The first week has passed with a ton of ass work. It is not my imagination; the muscles are starting to bulge. Can’t wait to see how they look in six or seven weeks maybe like some of the Brazilian girls at my gym with big round butts.
Some of my favorite things: Male chastity cages, cock rings and exposed penis.
We just added a number of new exciting products to Koalaswim.com and as much as I would like them to appear under a “New Products” section on the front page we can’t show them that way because there is a lot of exposed penis. If we set up the “New Section” we would be showing that beautiful penis on the front page, something I am totally cool with but then many places and many parts of the world would block the site. That said you can go directly to the Male Chastity section and Cock Ring Corner to see them or you can just click on the links below.
Lord of the Cock Rings
Raging Nipple Play
Puppy Pound Cock Cage
School Boy Cock Cage
Virgin Cock Cage
The Servant Cock Cage
Playmate Butt Plug
Full Service Cock Cage
Crowned Head Male Chastity Cage
Sad Boy Cock Cage
I’m so happy that 2017 is over not that I didn’t have fun but I am so tired of all the political news. It seems like an endless bombardment of the same stuff every day. I have been reading Denis Leary “Why we don’t suck” and no matter what side you are on its funny. He slams everyone, just what we need a good laugh and maybe some cooperation in DC to start the year off fresh. Come to think of it I say we strip off all our politicians clothing men and women and force them to wear tiny little spandex suits. I would be honored to supply them Koala but any companies designs would do. My thought is if you get them wearing something as sexy as a tiny little thong they may not be such big tight asses, that is with their asses exposed, just a Tuesday morning idea.
Men’s swimwear and for you boys too cold to wear a tiny bikini might I suggest a male chastity cock cage. We have many flavors.
Well did you? Don’t worry you can always order yourself something truly erotic, arousing, sensual and magically pleasure inducing. I could name a hundred of our spandex designs that would fit the bill, maybe for a nice after Christmas gift you will decide to finally try a full femme style suit, or maybe that pair of workout tights for the gym. In the Koala world naughty is nice and everyone should be at least a little naughty. If you are too naughty or too nice maybe it is time to stuff that little cock in to a nice male chastity cock cage. Like me you might enjoy the thrill of forcing your penis into the tiniest possible cage one that appears to be impossible to use. It is a huge turn on.
Been to the new store yet? I hope you have! Make sure to check out the blog section on there. Shorted posts but I am trying hard to do it daily.
I did a little beach clean-up on my own Saturday afternoon. The beach was actually very clean but I managed to get some of the small stuff like foam and cigarette butts that the truck normally misses. It would be amazing if each of us could do this once in a while at your favorite beach, lake or park. Maybe we could get a trend going. The beach weather was a bit mixed during the day, cloudy which is perfect for cleaning the beach though the beach gods allowed me to bask in the sun for an hour beforehand. It was a little cool out and this kept my cock much smaller (if that is possible) than usual. It was tiny and standing straight up almost like the little guy was giving a salute to non-stop walkers going by. Because of the way the waves were coming in they all had a dazzling view of my little head trying to work its way through the fabric.
If you have a moment please take a look at the two new items under the “Male Chastity” section at Koalaswim.com. A very cool new type of plug and what I’m sure will be a very popular new cock cage.
Come on by and check out the caged cocks in some of the hottest male chastity cages on the planet! This is the largest addition we have ever made to the Male Chastity section of Koalaswim. There are so many amazing devices I don’t know where to start. This would be one long post if I talked about all of them so let me point out a few special ones near and dear to my cock. The Bull Dozer is insane, the Incorruptible is erotic and sensual and the Tiny Jail is pure torture. These are just a few of the twenty or so new styles including some very cool ruff cock play gear. Take a look and let me know what you think!
Don’t forget about the August Newsletter Sale
The new designs are taking a long time to be finished and the biggest part of the problem is we keep selling out and having to fill back orders-orders of designs from our last few collections of suits. Our male to female transformation swimsuits, panties, tights and shorts have kept the girls busier than we could ever have imagined. It’s one of those good/bad problems. It’s great that so many men have tried these amazing designs and the fact is they are so popular that seven of the new designs out of a total of thirteen new styles from our up-coming collection will be feminine conversion suits. We do ship a lot of them to our transgender customers but we send even more to men who like me are interesting in experiencing that side of ourselves. The down side is; it is taking a long time for us to get the new collection out. I know our ladies are doing their best to get it all done and I will keep you informed.
On the male chastity side of things a lot is going on. A couple of weeks ago we were supposed to shoot a couple new products but I decided to put it off because I knew more products were on their way. Well the photo shoot is set for July 27 and we have so many new items you will be blown away, I know I am. There will be sixteen new styles of male chastity cock cages all in stainless steel with some very unusual, erotic, extreme sensual and many styles unlike any cages you have ever seen before. We have a couple of new penis torture devices and one of the most exciting new products is a new stainless steel butt plug designed to work with all our butt plug powered swimsuits! It should be fun.
Men’s Swimwear, Male Chastity and so much more!
We are still dealing with June gloom in the mornings but the afternoons should be absolutely perfect micro swimwear weather and from what I hear summer is starting to break out everywhere with 90 degree plus weather all over the place. It’s time to peel off what-ever you are wearing and slip into something just barely legal, the smaller the better. Maybe a suit so small it stretches your comfort zone. The time is now to get out there and be the sexist you imaginable! I’m going to be doing the same thing though Saturday morning I will be busy shooting a new male chastity torture cock ring and a new combo ball stretcher, cock stretcher, cock ring with weights. These new devices are at the extreme corner of hardcore and pain. Should be quite a treat having them strapped on my cock and balls!
Make sure to check out our full line of male chastity devices and The Cock Ring Corner at Koala.
We just added two new male chastity cock cages (three if you include the catheter option on Thimblelina) to the site. The Thimblelina cock cage is the smallest one I have ever seen anywhere. It was amazing to wear this design for a day and I can’t wait to try it for a longer period. I had to ejaculate the second I pulled it off and it was one of those rare limp penis sissy style full loads. PS if you know of a smaller one e-mail me a link to it! The other cage is a beautiful and incredibly secure cock cage called Emasculate. This is a heavy cage that you will feel imprisoned in all day long. You know you are locked up and not getting out in this design, no chance what-so-ever.
We have built up a huge following of male chastity customers. There was really never a plan to do this it was just an aspect of sexuality that appealed to me just as extreme men’s swimwear, transsexual fashion, cock rings along with other exciting sexual based interests do. Variety is after all the spice of life.
We have a few new male chastity devices coming online in the next few weeks. Following our latest break-out best seller micro male chastity cage the “Little Joe” we have found an even smaller almost unimaginably small new stainless steel cage called the “Thimblelina” It is a tiny thimble of a cock cage created for both secure imprisonment and total humiliation. We will be offering two styles, one with a catheter and one without. The other new un-named design is an insanely secure stainless steel cage made to handle small to larger cocks in complete comfort.
Male Chastity Gear