Not that I ever left but since the pandemic we have been extremely short handed, and I have been working making sure everything gets shipped dare I say faster than ever and that we keep adding lots of awesome new swimwear styles more then we have in years along with more insane cock gear including building the largest selection of male chastity devices including our own line of the most insane micro cock cages and inverted cock cages. We have the largest selection of male chastity devices under one roof that you will find anywhere on the planet, we also have the largest selection of transformation style swimsuits you will find anywhere, and they are all our own exclusive designs. That was a mouthful, but I am happy to say that I will be able to get back to writing blog posts which I love to do, maybe not too many at first because I have a lot of employee retraining to do. Being a total micro manager, I want things done my way and this gives me a great chance to start from scratch teaching my awesome guys to be their most efficient selves.
I hope while I have been away you have noticed that we are offering more new designs and bringing them to the website faster than ever. It is so exciting for me to come up with designs I love to wear and be able to offer them to all you Koala boys without waiting forever. I hope you are already subscribing to the newsletter at koalaswim.com. We just sent the April issue out yesterday and will be resending it on the weekend. It features new suits including our first new neoprene suits in a few years. We introduced many new chastity cages and other fun gear.
We just added a bunch of new products the other day and we already know what the best of the best hottest new products are. The two new Munchkin Inverted cock cages the big winners. We knew that they would be popular with our type of customer, mostly men like me:-) but they have been insanely popular! That said we keep getting questions about how they work so I thought I would add a picture we took of the female model emasculating the male model. I think the photo says it all.
I’m back though I actually I never left but have been too
busy to write the blog which is something I really miss doing. No promises this
time on how often I will post it adds to much pressure to a pressure filled day
but I will be posting on a regular basis.
We have added so many male chastity devices it is insane. We have the smallest micro cages on the planet with some new borderline disturbing creations coming in the next few weeks. They are unlike any cage I have ever seen anywhere and they are the brainchild of my ideas and those of our hardcore chastity customers. I can’t wait for you to see them. We have been busting it the last few weeks completely re-shelving our warehouse to give us more room for the up-coming new swimwear designs. They were supposed by be ready before the holidays but when they are being done one at a time by our lovely ladies who have been working with us for almost thirty year’s we let them work at their own pace. Sometimes perfection requires patience. The weather here is beautiful today and I think it’s time to stick my tiny penis in a tinier G-string and get some sun during lunch.
Men’s Swimwear and Male Chastity Gear along with other tasty products for your cock.
Are you hooked yet? It only takes one chastity device to
start the stream flowing into a raging river. Some jump right into collecting
the different styles of male chastity devices after all variety is the spice of
life and that is quadrupled it comes to jailing your cock. Make sure to check out the new ”Hand-Made”
Line of jewel like quality craftsmanship on cages like the Munchkin, Eunuch,
Little Toot, Canned Heat and so many more. These are cages that will get you
hooked on chastity, micro chastity which like micro swimwear are my favorites.
Male chastity and spandex: why are they together? Part 2
Offering cock rings enabled us to reach interesting new
markets that turned out to be closely aligned with the same customers that are
into wearing spandex suits and spandex fetish wear. The same can be said about
men who are into male to female transformation and male chastity; both are
interestingly enough interconnected too. Not that all our chastity buyers are
into transformation in fact I would say many are not but the connection between
the two is what got us started with it. As it turns out lots of guys that enjoy
wearing bulge style spandex suits also love caging their cocks and over time we
have built a very large following of men who live a chastity lifestyle along
with the many fans of chastity play in their sex lives.
That is a question I have asked myself many times and the reason why I ask is that Koalaswim.com for many years was only swimwear, micro swimwear. We are known for our extreme designs, micro shorts, micro bikinis, minimal styles, extreme tights and more. We are at the core total spandex freaks and proud of it. Over the years we have added more and more products. Our store within a store “The Cock Ring Corner” has one of the largest selections of top quality cock rings and that all started via customer requests. Personally I have always been a cock ring user but I never made the connection between wearing a cock ring and wearing spandex fashions, when you think about it wearing a cock ring with spandex makes a ton of sense. We just needed our customers to guide us in the right direction. That brings me to our store within a store “Male Chastity Store” which offers as far as I know the world’s largest and most complete collection of male chastity devices.
The new male chastity products are on the site. Here are links to them.
We have added some truly amazing cock cages to our gigantic collection of male chastity devices. There are some very tasty offerings. Please have a look. As always we include total close-up photos so you can see exactly how they work.
We have a bunch of new male chastity devices coming online in the next few days. As many of you know we consider koalaswim.com as having the largest selection of male chastity devices on the planet. I don’t know that it is absolutely true but I have never found another company anywhere offering anywhere close the selection we have. I love wearing male chastity devices almost as much as I enjoy spandex, almost. There is something so sensual about putting on a cock cage for the first time and falling in love with the way it feels. Keep your eyes peeled to the site so you can be one of the first to see our ten new male chastity cock cages. So many different designs and so many different styles we are bound to have a few that you will crave. Also coming next week will be a very cool new triple cock ring and an extremely hot combination stainless steel butt plug with a pull out flow plug. I hope you enjoy the new close up cock photos and our cute helper. There is actually news on new swimwear and femme wear designs. We are in production with the new designs. We kept having delays on production because our core styles are selling so well that there has been no down time in our LA based factory to add any additional production. We are bringing in more seamstresses to get us up and humming along on the new styles. Keep checking the blog for more updates to come.
As I post this blog I am wearing the new Mission Control lockless cock cage in fact I am flying tonight to the East Coast and I will wear it when I check in and my flight there. In the past wearing a cock cage especially a metal one is risky when you enter the TSA scanners. Nothing like the thought of being pulled to the side and have to show your little cock all locked up to the officers before you are let on the flight. With the Mission Control being all silicone and extremely comfortable my flight should be a dream although a sexless one!
I hope everyone has had a chance to see the new chastity and cock ring gear at koalaswim.com. Right out of the gate the best seller has been the Lord of the Cock Rings. Yes it was named after one of my favorite multi part movies but if you see this ring with its massive weight and size you will understand that no other name would have worked as well.
The weather report says 72 on Saturday and 80 on Sunday! Wow that is some crazy weather for this time of the year. Those are the numbers for the beach this weekend in Southern California. My guess is we will be seeing lots of men and women wearing very little at my favorite Venice Beach spot I will surely be one of them. Earlier this week I got some quality sun time near our office wearing my micro bikini but since it was just a lunch hour or so break it was just me by my tan little self.
Last week I did a post on the Koalaswim blog about working on my ass. The first week has passed with a ton of ass work. It is not my imagination; the muscles are starting to bulge. Can’t wait to see how they look in six or seven weeks maybe like some of the Brazilian girls at my gym with big round butts.