It’s a topless turvy world!
This happened to me again last weekend. Most Koala blog readers that are into wearing tiny spandex swimwear designs have had similar things happen. It is one of the great spandex secrets. It is no secret that when you are out at the beach wearing a tiny thong like I do you are going to attract men. It is natural since men are so easily visually aroused. I love the attention so whether I am interested or not I am always flattered, no doubt the exhibitionist in me. The secret (it’s a secret to most men) is how wearing so little attracts so many women, women of all ages shapes and sizes but especially attractive women that are eager to sunbath as close to nude as possible something I totally share with them. The other day I spread out my beach blanket on a busy sunny day right after I finished an extremely intense workout at the gym. I was ready for a nap. Like usual I picked out the least busy spot away from the teens and kids for a little R & R. There were a few girls around me when I picked the spot but not too close and a nicely built young man wearing a sexy bikini, not sure if it was Koala or not I never got close enough to see. An hour of deep sleep came and went in what felt like a moment. Upon waking up I noticed a lot more people around me including three youngish women two on their own and one with her older boyfriend all the ladies were topless which is not legal on our beach but obviously not enforced too often.. The couple was literally on top of me not more than a foot or so away. Not the best form but since she was wearing an extremely tiny thong and no top it was more than OK…nice eye candy. It turned out the couple was from the UK and after talking with them and making some new international friends they had told me they though topless sun bathing was not allowed but seeing me and the other ladies they figured it was fine there. One of the other girls I have seen on a number of occasions but the only time topless is when she is near me. It is a comfort thing and I love that. Straight guys that are to shy to show some skin listen up! Slip on that thong, bikini or micro shorts (preferably something from Koala) and let’s see how this changes the layout of your beach.
I hope everyone has had a chance to see the new chastity and cock ring gear at koalaswim.com. Right out of the gate the best seller has been the Lord of the Cock Rings. Yes it was named after one of my favorite multi part movies but if you see this ring with its massive weight and size you will understand that no other name would have worked as well.
The weather report says 72 on Saturday and 80 on Sunday! Wow that is some crazy weather for this time of the year. Those are the numbers for the beach this weekend in Southern California. My guess is we will be seeing lots of men and women wearing very little at my favorite Venice Beach spot I will surely be one of them. Earlier this week I got some quality sun time near our office wearing my micro bikini but since it was just a lunch hour or so break it was just me by my tan little self.
Last week I did a post on the Koalaswim blog about working on my ass. The first week has passed with a ton of ass work. It is not my imagination; the muscles are starting to bulge. Can’t wait to see how they look in six or seven weeks maybe like some of the Brazilian girls at my gym with big round butts.
I hope you have had a chance to check out the new Koalaswim.com website. We completely changed the format to offer a much better shopping experience. I would love any feedback positive or negative to help us tune things up. Our new Neoprene bikini and thong designs should be ready early 2018, late January or early February. I am hoping to be able to post some photos here in the next couple of weeks.
Wow it is almost here with this weekend marking the official start to the summer season. I can’t lie as most of the blog readers and Koala customers know that summer is my favorite part of the year. I can run around our wonderful beaches here in LA wearing almost nothing and being seen by thousands. Lounging around almost naked is extremely sexy and stimulating as is being seen by so many people, it is one of my favorite things to do. I am a little pissed off at myself for not being quite ready with my summer weight target and that I wanted a six pack to be showing. My goal for the next two weeks is to drop five pounds. My plan is to be brutally honest about everything I eat by keeping an exact log of everything that goes in. If that works I think a little run on the beach in my Spicy Girl Bikini would be in order. Have a great weekend!
The other day I either had a cold or terrible allergies something I haven’t had for a while. I’m like most other guys I think I’m dying when I get a cold. A lot of guys are like that in fact most of the guys I know think they have the flu when they have a cold. In some ways I think these things hit men harder because in the end males are not designed as well as females to handle pain and sickness. That’s why the female of most species generally live longer and of course are able to bear children, which has little to do with this post. Since we have been having 90+ degree days this week I decided that trying to bake out my symptoms in the sun might just do the trick. I decided to wear an All Girl suit without the anal stretcher to try to channel the power of my inner feminine and because I felt like being completely femme. I figured a couple of hours in the heat with a towel over my face would do the trick but since it was a Wednesday in March I did not think there would be anyone else around the pool. When I got there I was alone which was perfectly fine, just me and my little camel toe enjoying the sun and trying to stop my sinuses from flowing. Being in the sun I felt better right away and I dozed off for a bit. I find wearing our femme style male to female transformation suits to be both exciting and inspirational. With the shaft forced down and held flat to the body near the top of the lips (that is the balls reshaped to appear as vagina lips) there is no feel what so ever of having a penis. It is a completely feminine experience and I would go as far as saying that the shaft feels like what I imagine a clitoris would feel like, emphasis on imagine. The feeling is truly special and it has been shared with thousands of Koala customers. Visually if you spotted me lying out I would appear completely female in the crotch. The sun and the heat actually helped me feel better by drying out my sinuses. After an hour or so I had company, a lot of company. It seems like a handful of guys and girls had the same idea at the same time which was to grab a little afternoon sun on a beautiful March day. The pool I was at is in a complex at a friend’s townhouse not my regular pool near my work but I still knew a few of the new arrivals and the lady that grabbed the lounge next to me was someone I have talked to many times. She has seen me many times in a bulge style micro thong which as most of you know is like wearing next to nothing but she had never seen me this way. We chatted about the weather and what was going on in the complex. I noticed she glanced down a couple of times and I wondered if her brain computed what her eyes noticed. If so it did not stop her for slightest moment from our chat. I had seen most of the people who were there on other occasions and most had seen me wearing my little thong. No one was gawking at me which might just mean that my normal little bulge it not all that much bigger than my vagina bulge. I can live with that. Being out with lots of other people makes me want to wear my femme style designs more often to the beach. They are in fact extremely comfortable and I never have to worry about getting an erection because it is impossible.
Wow January 8 and I eked out a little quality micro bikini time at the beach today. Amazingly enough there were even people in the water and I was not the only one showing off some ass, there were at least three others wearing string bikinis and thongs nearby. What we had was a nice seventy degree day right after a rainy day and tonight we are in for a huge downpour maybe the biggest in the last ten years. Looks like rain for most of the next week which might come close to what we had in total last year. Guess it’s back to tights and a hoodie.
Men’s swimwear and more
It’s beautiful out but too cold to hit the beach wearing a micro bikini so I decided to do a beach walk on Sunday in the sand. I hurt my back the other day playing basketball so a run was out of the question but I still wanted to get in a good sweat. In addition I also wanted to look hot doing it my exhibitionist side was pushing me to go sexy. If it was warmer I think I would have slipped on a Clever Girl thong with a short sweat shirt one small enough to show the entire suit but I opted to go with the small sweatshirt and a pair of Pinnacle Girl Power Tights. I was completely in the mood to go ultra femme and there is little doubt that the Girl Power Tights are the most attention getting of our femme style leggings done up in a matt wet look almost rubber like spandex finish. The pussy bulge these tights show off is exceptional and as feminine as a man can be and still have a (maybe or maybe not in spectators eyes) penis, a penis that has been completely erased and recreated into a vagina. I walked for miles in the sand getting a hell of a workout. Most of the people on the beach this time of year are other women working out while most of the men seem to be watching the football games. I talked to a few ladies I had a lot of interesting looks and smiles and I finished up with some stretching on the beach. As I was stretching I had a chat with a yoga girl I see down there all the time, both of us standing by the surf both in tights and both looking very feminine to all the people going by. What a great way to spend a couple hours.
Have you seen the Koala Newsletter Sale? The prices are our lowest ever and the selection is the largest (though we are running out of some styles and sizes). Make sure you end up with the holiday gifts you really crave and keep in mind we can drop ship gifts to your special friends (only the best boys deserve Koala!)
Having an 85 degree beach day in November means it must be one of those crazy late summer days in Los Angeles. Lucky for me I had be downtown for a meeting and with the freeway open I was at the beach twenty minutes after it was over. It was amazing to see lots of people out there. I guess I was not the only one playing a little hooky. I made a beeline to one of my favorite spots on the beach, a high traffic area that I would not normally use because it is where just about everyone coming to the beach walks by when taking a stroll or starts their search for a spot to get some sun. It’s right near the surf so just about everyone else walks by you to. I find it too busy on summer weekends with too many young kids hanging out with mom and dad but today it was just me, a bunch of beautiful ladies and a young handsome Asian man with an amazing body(Amazing with a capitol A) wearing an extremely small thong (hope it was a Koala suit) a suit that was tantalizingly close to as micro as mine was. Beautiful weather, the soothing sound of the surf and within a few minutes of getting there I must have been deep in sleep taking a well deserved nap. That’s when the fun started. I’m not sure how long I was sleeping for but I must have had some very sexy erotic dreams. I awoke completely aroused and felt my not very substantial cock extremely hard. That was great since at my age there is no guarantee you are going to wake up with an erection. The problem was when I passed out my cock was micro sized and I was able to keep it in a heads up position standing straight up from my body with the head pushed into the fabric. I love the way this position looks. I know it shows how small I am but I feel the look is one of the best you can have in a skimpy swimsuit (lots of head exposed). The issue was that like a little tent post my hard penis had pushed up into the fabric pushing out and showing shaft poking up through it. The fabric only had so much stretch and then the suit started lifting from my body. To my surprise about one full inch of my hard shaft was completely exposed from the pouch being lifted up by it. I’m not sure how many people walked by and noticed it but the people around me all had a nice little (very little) show.
During our last shoot we had the girl helping us wear a Unisex Strap-on harness with a small dildo attached to show how easy it is to have sex wearing the new strap on vagina. She went to town and I can tell you that this is one amazing piece of equipment. She pounded me like there was no tomorrow. It was the first time she used a harness and she too was blown away. I was so impressed by it that I decided we had to offer this unit. It will be on our site in the next couple of weeks. You will be able to use almost any dildo you choose with this harness and it works on both women and men. I can strap it on tight and have the giant cock I have only dreamed of while completely hiding my little penis. Awesome!
The beach was hot and busy today. After a massive workout I needed a little time to myself and did one of my favorite things: totally veg out at the beach, of course wearing next to nothing. I can’t remember seeing more people walking at the beach than I had today. It was one after another and I was not doubt I was an interesting sight just feet away from all that traffic. I’m not sure about you guys but when I get tired and extremely relaxed my penis at times can become extremely small, that is small even for me! We are talking fraction of an inch small. My cock was In that state today when an idea for a new design came to me based on the micro swimsuit I was wearing. I was thinking of a micro pouch that highlights the shaft with an indentation but not a separate pouch for it. I think this change will showoff off the size of any shaft but especially detail the shaft when it is in its smallest state something I find quite beautiful. I played with the idea at home and I think there is something to it. I would want the finished product to be available in a thong, G-string and bikini one that you could use anywhere. The way it highlights the shaft would be much more subtle than having it in its own separate pouch. Once the shaft is separated from the balls in two pouches the look is awesome but much more extreme almost like a completely exposed penis and many men will not wear that to the beach. The change I envision in this new design will be such that anyone that would wear a bikini would wear this suit.
Working in the warehouse and the office can be quite a chore but it is so much more fun when I am trying on sexy spandex. The Wet Works Thong is one of our most popular swimsuits and one of my personal favorites because of its fantastic fit. The ultra-small shaft display is a look I enjoy and it is extremely comfortable for an entire day at the beach or around the office. The color is eye catching and the thong rear is as good as it gets. Feel free to send your
spandex photos at home, work, on vacation or your favorite beach. I would love to post them. Hinc28@socal.rr.com