Last weekend in LA was a blowout with both Saturday and Sunday being completely overcast. This long Labor Day weekend promises to offer some great beach days. It is hotter than hell and at our offices in Chatsworth (the northern most part of Los Angeles) it has been averaging right about 112 degrees. That is ridiculous heat, way too hot for me to being out getting sun. The beaches on the other hand have been running in the high 70s to low 80s. That is perfect weather to strap on a micro swimsuit over my little cock and head down to the beach. I have plans with friends for Saturday and Sunday. I hope to get something going for Monday too. I don’t consider Labor Day the end of summer since we get great beach days through October and some of the nicest beach days even later in the year. That said I hope my spandex friends everywhere will be hitting the beach wearing as little as possible in big numbers! In some areas it is the last call to show off how little you will dare to wear.
All this talk of relaxing has got me feeling a little lazy. While I’m busy typing this blog post on a lovely blazing hot Friday morning (I would much rather be at the beach) I should be taking all the August sale suits offline but I just don’t feel like doing it today so I’m going to let them run until Tuesday! Make sure to find some special treasures for yourself. Remember Fall and Winter are on their way and nothing feels better then a Koala suit under your jeans to make you feel special and sexy all day long!
The last few days of our huge summer sale, it’s been extended due to an extreme case of laziness on my part.
I was born and raised in Los Angeles and some of my first memories are being at the beach with my family. The ocean is truly a part of my soul I have an intense love for it. June is one of the toughest months of the year for having a combination of the beach and the sun days. Here it is call June Gloom. While the rest of the country starts to bask in the warm glow of summer at the beaches of Southern California we are forced to wait until the very end of June and sometimes early July for the sun to break through. I generally have better beach days in January than in June. I crave my micro swimwear beach days with the feeling of being virtually nude on the beach for a day of relaxing and taking in the rays that has a tremendous pull on me. I’m all shaved up and ready though I have not yet picked out which suit is going to be my go to beach thong this season. I it is more likely I will choose two since going femme will be part of my beach routine along with some sort of micro bulge design.
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Having an 85 degree beach day in November means it must be one of those crazy late summer days in Los Angeles. Lucky for me I had be downtown for a meeting and with the freeway open I was at the beach twenty minutes after it was over. It was amazing to see lots of people out there. I guess I was not the only one playing a little hooky. I made a beeline to one of my favorite spots on the beach, a high traffic area that I would not normally use because it is where just about everyone coming to the beach walks by when taking a stroll or starts their search for a spot to get some sun. It’s right near the surf so just about everyone else walks by you to. I find it too busy on summer weekends with too many young kids hanging out with mom and dad but today it was just me, a bunch of beautiful ladies and a young handsome Asian man with an amazing body(Amazing with a capitol A) wearing an extremely small thong (hope it was a Koala suit) a suit that was tantalizingly close to as micro as mine was. Beautiful weather, the soothing sound of the surf and within a few minutes of getting there I must have been deep in sleep taking a well deserved nap. That’s when the fun started. I’m not sure how long I was sleeping for but I must have had some very sexy erotic dreams. I awoke completely aroused and felt my not very substantial cock extremely hard. That was great since at my age there is no guarantee you are going to wake up with an erection. The problem was when I passed out my cock was micro sized and I was able to keep it in a heads up position standing straight up from my body with the head pushed into the fabric. I love the way this position looks. I know it shows how small I am but I feel the look is one of the best you can have in a skimpy swimsuit (lots of head exposed). The issue was that like a little tent post my hard penis had pushed up into the fabric pushing out and showing shaft poking up through it. The fabric only had so much stretch and then the suit started lifting from my body. To my surprise about one full inch of my hard shaft was completely exposed from the pouch being lifted up by it. I’m not sure how many people walked by and noticed it but the people around me all had a nice little (very little) show.
During our last shoot we had the girl helping us wear a Unisex Strap-on harness with a small dildo attached to show how easy it is to have sex wearing the new strap on vagina. She went to town and I can tell you that this is one amazing piece of equipment. She pounded me like there was no tomorrow. It was the first time she used a harness and she too was blown away. I was so impressed by it that I decided we had to offer this unit. It will be on our site in the next couple of weeks. You will be able to use almost any dildo you choose with this harness and it works on both women and men. I can strap it on tight and have the giant cock I have only dreamed of while completely hiding my little penis. Awesome!
I think by now you know that I love going to the beach. I find it one of the most pleasurable, relaxing and rejuvenating things to do. I will never be mistaken a bodybuilder though I do try hard to stay in shape. The fact is the tiny thong I wear is a little feminine not because it is a transformation style (it is a bulge pouch style) but because from a distance most men wearing them look female even to me. Things will likely remain that way until many more men are wearing them. The beach I hang out at the most is Venice and there are a lot of guys wearing bikinis and thongs so when I am walking down to the water I am not always defaulting to female when I look at people. That said I believe women have some of the most amazing bodies on the planet, just beautiful and if someone mistakes you as one especially when you are wearing so little I find that to be a total compliment. This happens more often with men because men are truly hound dogs always on the lookout for someone who visually arouses them. That is why most of us gay, straight or bi will see either a man or women wearing a thong and we want to get a closer look. It is totally natural. Women do the same thing but they are not nearly as blatant as men, that is unless they have had a few drinks and then they can as bad, even worse than men. I had a group of at least six women set up right next to me on Saturday and each one of them had something to say about me, thinking I was a woman as they walked up. They did not say anything mean in fact I liked them talking about the way I looked in my suit but they were so loud everyone else around us could hear them guessing if I was gay or straight, how big my cock was (one of them said how small it might be but you can’t be angry about the truth) and other silly things. It was obvious they had been drinking and as soon as they sat down they were busy having more beers. Some guys might have been a little rattled by all this but I figured what the hell if I am going to wear swimsuits so micro I am going to get catcalls every now and then. I got up and strutted down to the water making sure they all got a great look at my very tan ass, I even did a nice deep bend to touch the water so they would get an eyeful! In a silly little way I find it all empowering.
I did an extremely intense beach walk in deep sand the other day wearing a pair of our new sport pouch tights. The tights I was wearing were a pair of matt black spandex (coming soon) and a spandex compression top. It was a very athletic look with a wonderful tight exposed bulge. Needless to say I would never wear undies with my tights I want at least some penis shape to show through. My workout lasted over two hours and I went for miles in the deep sand. There were a lot of people at the beach for this time of year. I worked my way to the Santa Monica pier where I stopped to get a bottle of water. It was cool out and lots of women were wearing tights but I was the only guy in them. They are extremely sexy but still athletic looking enough to use in with the hundreds of people there and there were no funny looks just some nice smiles.
I have included some photos that might have got me arrested at the beach but was just fine in the office. Sometimes a man needs to get in touch with his feminine side. It is hard to get more feminine then this. Suit is a Gender Bender.
Men’s Swimwear and male to female transformation designs.
It looked as though they were trying to get a few people out of a strong rip tide that had pulled them all out into the path of these very large waves, never a good thing. I walked out to the water as did many others had to watch. The way it all went down looked like it was being filmed for a movie. The lifeguards did a fantastic job of getting them all out within minutes all safe and able to walk out on their own. One of them was the happy girl with the boogie board. She walked right over to where I was standing all flushed and flustered. I asked if she was OK and what had happened. She was all excited to have been rescued. I can take having an ocean rescue off my bucket list she proudly stated. That is a great way to look at it but weren’t you scared. Oh I was scared as can be and then proceeded to give me a blow by blow account of what happened. I agreed that it must of been both scary and at the same time exciting. My next question what was she was doing out there? I have never tried boogie boarding, I’m from Pasadena and it was so hot today I figured the beach was the best place to be. The beach is the only place to be in this heat but you sure picked the wrong day to try learning how to boogie board. The waves are way too large to learn on but you can practice in the white water. I explained the best way to do it and even took her board out to catch a smaller set ridding in a few waves and just about losing my thong every other minute in the rough whitewater. She had a tough time keeping her bikini bottoms and top on making adjustments every time the water hit her. We talked for a while traded names and I told her that I would be happy to meet -up with her and help her learn to ride the waves on a day when they were much smaller. She thanked me and said that sounded great. It’s funny how different girls are then guys. Most guys would say something about my extremely small swimsuit and though she peeked down at it a number of times she had nothing but her beautiful smile for me.
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It cooled down quite a bit this weekend and we even had a little rain, very little but better than nothing at all. I went to the gym this morning and did a full workout with weights, cardio on the elliptical and decided after all that to swim some laps. I had a couple of the new shorts in my bag but in the corner of my bag I spotted one of our most classic designs, The Pleasure Chest. It is an amazingly sexy white design with rings on the side. The lines are just about as perfect as a bikini gets. It offers enough coverage so as not to get me in trouble and the only real issue is it is almost completely see through when wet . This is the case with most white swimsuits that are constructed without liners. The pool was not overly crowded so I figured why not. I changed in the locker room but threw on my shorts because the bikini is a little too revealing to wear walking out to the pool, once on I grabbed my towel and googles. The few minutes between taking a look out at the pool and changing into my suit brought in a bunch of people. Most were teenage girls who were literally gawking at me when I pulled my shorts off. I did laps for about a half an hour and talked to a couple friends who were doing the same. By that time the girls were in the Jacuzzi. I knew if I got out of the pool my bikini would be almost completely sheer so I waited a while to see if they were going to leave. Not going anywhere I decided to get out of the water quickly, grab my towel and head to the locker room. Everything went as planned until one of the girls whistled at me and the others turned to look. By then I had my cock covered but my butt was exposed. They were just being teenage girls but the cat calls did embarrasses me a little. I think it bothered me because I was just not prepared for it, after all it was all in good fun and I don’t think they were trying to embarrass me. It’s funny how bikinis attract so much attention. I wear the Koala micro shorts in the pool all the time and I get plenty of compliments from guys and girls, sure there is the occasional homophobic fool that has a smart ass comment to make but that is the exception rather than the rule. Maybe they were starring because the suit was see-thru?
I spent a few hours Saturday and most of the day Sunday with friends at the beach. There were not that many men this weekend at least in my general area. I saw a couple guys in bikinis and one in a G-string. On the female side there were more thong’s than I have seen in a while in fact they even out-numbered Brazilian style bikinis. The trend this summer seems to be much more exposed cheer than just last year. I had on a bright yellow Sunburst micro bikini, the girls had on string bikinis but I could not talk my male friend out of taking his shorts off for something much smaller. We wear the same size and I had extra suits but he was just too shy to wear one. I wish I could figure out that mindset. With all the girls running around on the beach wearing so little why can’t we men get it together? I would like to hear how you got over wearing your micro swimsuit in public or if you are still too shy?
OK so all weeks in paradise can’t be perfect and this one has sucked. Sorry I have not posted this last week but I was busy bulking up trying to lift weights and build up. I was eating a ton of meat and I ended up with a nasty case of Gout. I was in too much pain to go to the beach, layout and at times breathe. Sorry to be whining like a little bitch but it really did hurt. I am almost completely through it and I am definitely going to get some beach time this weekend. No way will I be wearing anything larger than tiny micro shorts in the water and depending on how crowded it is I might just be bodysurfing in a micro bikini. I never lay out in anything larger than my Streamline swimsuit though I might go with the Sunburst Micro. There is nothing so attention getting as a micro swimsuit in bright Ferrari yellow.