Ever since the pandemic hit, we have been extremely short staffed at Koalaswim.com. The rules here in Los Angeles as it applies to employees makes it difficult for me to do anything but work (that is if I want to get everything shipped on time which I do. My OCD at work) and that includes writing blog posts and getting to the beach to enjoy the summer. I have been able to sneak away in the afternoons here and there. One of my favorite things to do is go paddle boarding. For me it hits the mark for a lot of things I enjoy. I love being on the water, I love the breeze coming off the ocean, I enjoy the intense workout and most of all I can wear my skimpy suits. Now unlike the beach where you now see lots of guys in spandex shorts bikinis and thongs most of the men paddling are wearing baggy shorts nothing sexy. On the other hand, the ladies are wearing lots of sexy stuff. With so many girls in thongs and Brazilian cut bikinis it is like a wonderful ass show out there. All shapes and sizes. The ladies are not nearly as concerned about showing some skin as the men seem to be. Which brings me back to my paddle board travels. Whether I am wearing a tiny bikini and as you know all Koala bikinis are tiny or a pair of micro shorts, I am getting all sorts of attention. The other day I was wearing a pair of Deep Penetrating Micro Shorts working up quite a sweet paddling around the marina and out to the ocean. These shorts fit like a second skin and though my bulge is not big, you can clearly see the outline of my cock. Between all the people hanging out on their boats and all the other guys along with way more girls paddling and kayaking I stood out as the only guy wearing something hot. Between my body glistening from a hard workout, a fair amount of ass showing and a small but well shown bulge I received lots of smiles waves and a few boats loaded with ladies drinking hooting and hollering. If it were a bunch of guys doing the same to girl wearing a sexy suit it would not be socially acceptable but no problem when the shoes on the other foot. Lucky for me I like the attention.
Sometimes I wonder what to do with those silly lovely balls. You would think after all off these years I would have figured out a way to tan lying on my side and have it be comfortable. Make sure to post if you know a way to tan on your side that feels good! The girls do it effortlessly with those wonderful shapely hips but no such luck for us boys. To top it off where do the balls go? It was 80 degrees in Los Angeles today smack dab in the middle of winter so of course I had to spend my lunch break in the sun. I wanted to work on my side tan and I can never get comfortable enough to take a nap. I was wearing a tiny thong and while on my side my balls tend to be pushed back between my legs almost between my cheeks. There is not much cock to see from the front but everyone gets a nice ball shot from the rear from a side view. I wish I could figure out a way to make it all feel better. I may just try a transformation suit the next time I go for a side tan!
I’m back though I actually I never left but have been too busy to write the blog which is something I really miss doing. No promises this time on how often I will post it adds to much pressure to a pressure filled day but I will be posting on a regular basis.
We have added so many male chastity devices it is insane. We have the smallest micro cages on the planet with some new borderline disturbing creations coming in the next few weeks. They are unlike any cage I have ever seen anywhere and they are the brainchild of my ideas and those of our hardcore chastity customers. I can’t wait for you to see them. We have been busting it the last few weeks completely re-shelving our warehouse to give us more room for the up-coming new swimwear designs. They were supposed by be ready before the holidays but when they are being done one at a time by our lovely ladies who have been working with us for almost thirty year’s we let them work at their own pace. Sometimes perfection requires patience. The weather here is beautiful today and I think it’s time to stick my tiny penis in a tinier G-string and get some sun during lunch.
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How times have changed. The other day I was doing my thing at the beach wearing a tiny black thong. When I arrived there were few people out three but in the matter of an hour or so there were quite a few. There was a large group of ladies that seemed to be having some sort of meeting by the water they were dressed in summer clothes but not swimsuits. To my left was an older guy maybe in his sixties but in amazing shape wearing a little black thong that looked just like mine! To my left was another guy maybe in his thirties or forties also with an amazing body and strange enough wearing a tiny black thong that looked just like mine. I noticed some of the ladies taking pictures of us with their phones. Thongs in a row like that must be some sort of perfect harmony. Even cooler than that was the girls all around us in Brazilian cut suits and thongs but not one other guy wearing a surf short style swimsuit. I would love to see that on a really busy day. A dream come true all the guys in bikinis, micro shorts, thongs, G-strings and maybe a cock shaped suit or two to make it nirvana.
I played a little hooky yesterday and hit the beach for an afternoon of fun. The water is so warm and the sun was great. Summer is almost over and soon the beach will be relatively empty but for now there are still lots of beautiful bodies to be seen even mid-week. I took a handful of suits with me and my selfie stick. I wanted to get some shoots to post on my Instagram account. Michaeldavid766
It was so much fun changing into different micro suits without anyone that I know of catching me. I figure being totally naked for a minute or two gets less attention then if I wrapped and towel around me each time to change suits. I pranced around wearing a Spicy Girl which is so much fun. I even got some shoots at the lifeguard tower. My suit of the day is the Man Power and I found that wearing it while playing in the surf provides some funny moments. It turns out that the fabric holds in water similar to a water balloon and as I was getting out of the water I didn’t notice that my pouch was engorged with it. It honestly looked like I was packing a huge 12” cock! Right before I noticed my huge bulge a couple ladies walked by staring at me and whispering to each other. My guess is they were chatting about my huge cock, if they only knew the truth:-)
All in all it was a very sexy afternoon trying on different suits and taking selfies.
Koala September Newsletter
The new swimwear designs have all been amazing sellers this summer but here are a handful of the best of the best sellers! I’m happy to say we sell our swimwear creations all over the world converting men from all cultures into spandex freaks and it’s always summer somewhere in the world!
Black Diamond is an ultra-hot scrunch butt style bikini that will rock the beach all year long. So far it is the number one new seller.
Male Man is a very close 2nd and it is my personal favorite. I love the color and the way the rear is cut to show off a lot of ass cheek. It is also a scrunch butt rear design.
Crafty Girl is a new male to female transformation style thong with our new deep cut front that shows lots of lip but no penis at all. Exceptionally hot!
Princess Sheer Shorts-Sheer shorts have always been great selling designs for us after all Koala is about showing more skin than anyone else does and in more unique ways. The Princess Sheer Shorts are way up on the list of crazy wild styles. They are femme on an insane level. One look will make you a believer.
Palm Springs and the surrounding areas like Palm Desert, Desert Hot Springs and Rancho Mirage might just be some of the best places on the planet to wear micro swimsuits. Size really does not seem to matter there. I was there for a long weekend recently and it seems at most places you can wear as little as you like as long as the penis is covered and the girls need to cover their breasts. Showing ass seems to be fair game and no one seems to be bothered by it, how many places can you say that about?
I’m now on Instagram! Michaeldavid766
It took some nudging from a friend but I’m finally on. It’s going slowly but surely. I will do my best to post candid shots of myself.
I’m already working on new designs but I wanted to tell you about one in particular that I am trying to get the girls to make for a stand-alone introduction. This is something we rarely do but I am so excited about this new design that we need to get it done so I can use it! In nutshell it is a new take on our popular Diablo line of suits. We already have a name for it: The Diablo Toolbox. It will be a Diablo style penis display/sex play suit but it will be able to handle and hold in place butt plugs of many shapes and sizes along with the option of using one of our many popular custom anal stretcher plugs. It would be able to handle 2” plugs all the way up to giant 3.5” plugs. Diablo suits have always been wonderful tools for fucking. They keep your penis nice and hard along with being perfectly positioned. Adding the different plug options will be amazing but there is more to the concept. Many guys want to be able to wear it and at the same time be able to take it up the ass too. The Diablo Toolbox will be able to change from a G-string to a jock strap rear so the hole is completely unencumbered. Since we are going totally insane with this, we are trying to find a way to use it with any of the Ass Spark’s and make them an integral part of the design possibly holding the suit together when using one. It should be crazy with a capital C.
I’m trying to get this one done in time for the holidays.
I have mentioned this before in the newsletter and on mensswimwearblog.com. Our new swimwear collections will be presented in much smaller groupings so there will no longer (I hope) be big delays between swimsuit premiers. We are already working on four new designs that are now in production. Two of them new take’s on our best-selling transformation style designs one is an ultra-sexy scrunch butt style micro bikini which will have the smallest coverage scrunch rear. We will offer and the fourth is a form fitting scrunch butt style suit with a small penis shaped pouch which I guarantee will get you wet.
New total cover male chastity devices
These are our exclusive designs that you will not find anywhere else. The first new design that covers both the shaft and balls is the Full metal Jacket which is in stock and on the site right now. We have a number of even more extreme cock and ball full coverage cages that have just been added to the site. These male chastity cages are designed to make sure you keep your hands off the shaft like most cages while now caging the balls and keeping them untouchable too, after all way should they be handled when caged?
A new chastity cage just for the testicles called the Teabagger is now available for you guys that can’t keep your hands off those yummy balls. It is a combination ball cage and ball stretcher that can be used on its own or with many types of male chastity cages. Playing with your jewels is impossible with the Teabagger.
New Micro style male chastity devices
Our new ultra-micro, insanely micro the worlds absolute smallest, there will never be a smaller male chastity device is available now. The name for this bad boy is “Castrate”. The male chastity device of my dreams
It looks like the Castrate Cage is going to be one of our all-time best-selling male chastity devices based on how fast it is flying off the shelves. I’m blown away by how many guys “other than me” that love the male chastity no penis shaft look. Very hot!
New Ass Spark designs are coming and so will you.
We have four new style Ass Sparks which should be online sometime in late September. They are named Ass Spark Tender Kiss, Ass Spark Wet Kiss, Ass Spark French Kiss and Ass Spark All Day. All of these new styles will work with any of our Ass Spark powered swimwear designs along with being incredible fucking and sex gear on their own. The styles will range from the perfect anytime Ass Spark which happens to also be a perfect first-time anal plug/cock ring that any guy can handle all the way up to new challenging sizes for more experienced anal lovers. Stay tuned the photos of them in use should be online soon.
No More Tears is back in stock!
The No More Tears is one of our best-selling combo anal plug-flow through plugs. It’s large, lovely and a totally arousing piece of equipment. We were out of them for almost two months and everyone that ordered one was willing to wait for it, they are that good. Now they are in stock and ready to ship! It is the perfect addition for men who love anal and love quality gear.
Mini-Me triple cock ring cage
I love playing with cock rings as I know many of you do too. One of the biggest challenges is fitting on a small triple cock ring like the Mini-Me. For the average sized penis this is a tight but usable fit. Getting your balls through both rings and then the shaft is worth the work. Once you are in you might just experience the hardest cock you have ever had I know I did, harder than those rock-hard erections you had as a teen. Take a look at the photos of this one and see how hard you can get. We all know how many fun things you can do with an extremely hard cock. 1.75”x1.5”x1.25”. P.S. when using a tight three ring cage you want to slip one ball through at a time followed by the shaft. You might need to add lube to get it all to slide in such a small cage. It sounds like fun!
Penis Plugs are taking off and that’s great since wearing one under a tiny swimsuit will always have the desired effect. You can clearly see the portion of the plug that is at the penis tip through just about any micro suit, shorts and even tights. It is an added dimension for those of us who love the attention.
Sissy Tights are coming. These are a new concept that I promise will be fun to wear and that you will look beautiful in them. We have been shopping tight manufactures for female style tights that I feel will be the perfect addition when wearing any of our transformation designed suits. I personally have tested over a dozen styles of tights while wearing a Clever Girl and the result is as dramatic as it is perfect. They are completely female from anyone’s viewpoint including your own. Zero percent chance of seeing a hint of penis. I would love to hear what you are looking for in femme style tights as far as styles go. I seem to prefer the high waisted ones. I like that they completely slim down my little belly and it is easy to turn the waist band down if I choose a lower cut look the third benefit is they go way up my ass just like when you see the girls in them. I also like the ones that fit like they are painted on. The Sissy Tights are something that will be happening fairly soon maybe mid to late
There are days when a Tango Cum Dam is a must. We all have those highly sexed days where from the moment your penis touches spandex it is off to the pre-cum races. The Tango is the perfect tool to keep you from spreading that tasty pre-cum all over you little swimsuit, micro shorts or tights when you are in public keep the love is flowing not showing.
September “All Over the Place” Sale! Great deals, but don’t wait too long some of the items are almost out and once they are gone, they will be removed from the sale. There are some new blowout suits too. Make sure to take a look at the male chastity devices on sale. We even have an anal stretcher on sale, something we have never done before. We are trying to get you hooked on the fun!
Note About future sales: years ago, we had a sale every month and over the last few years it has been every other month. We love getting suits that are over stocked or leaving production out there for you to enjoy at sale prices but we just don’t have enough stock to do it as often any more. It looks like we will run a handful of sales each year and though I’m not sure yet but the September Newsletter Sale might be the last one this year.
Koala September Newsletter Sale: Sale and Blowout Prices as low as $14.00!
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It’s so easy to smile.
It’s amazing how a well-timed smile can change your day and those around you. Some lucky people seem to look like they are smiling and happy all the time. Others like me are often happy but we have what is referred to as RBF or resting bitch face. For guys like me it is worth practicing smiling more often. It seems like such a little thing but it will make people around you feel better and it makes us feel better too. It is easy to do even if we are not naturals at it. A little practice goes a long way. Think about how good you feel when someone just randomly smiles at you know it feels good. Spread the joy.
More guys in micro swimsuits.
I really do feel the environment for wearing men’s micro and ultra micro swimsuits to the beach is better than it has even been for us boys. I also feel we need to give the ladies most of the credit for making that possible. I was at the beach this weekend hanging with friends wearing very little, just a Man Power thong which just covers my totally hairless penis, no pubes at all but if I had any they would all be exposed since the suit is cut right at the shaft and extremely narrow. As is the case with all thongs my ass was totally exposed which here in Southern California no longer raises an eyebrow. There are so many women wearing suits showing so much ass it is no longer something that is a real head turner. If you were looking at every exposed butt on our beaches your head would be spinning all the time. I think people no longer think of it as risqué rather it is what many ladies just do. The fact that there is so much skin makes it easy for guys to do the same and I know from years of personal experience that attitudes have changed. No giggles or people pointing. It is standard fair to wear to see little guys going bikini and less. There are always other guys at the beach wearing thongs, every time I go. I love that! Can nude sun bathing be far behind? I hope not. How are the beaches in your area?
We have so many designs that sometimes I forget how awesome certain suits are. A customer asked me a question about the Wet Slut which is a neoprene transformation swimsuit. I actually had to try it on to answer him. I stripped right in the office to my birthday suit and tried on the Wet slut. I could not believe how incredible the fit was, how smooth the flat girl like bulge was and how wonderful neoprene feels on my body. I was having so much fun I had to try on all the neoprene designs. I became so aroused that a went back into my office still wearing the Wet Slut answered the customer and had to blow a load before I could get any more work done. Now that’s fun.
It’s kind of like cheating.
I was at the beach Saturday with friends wearing my Man Power thong with a little extra help. As I mentioned in my last post this is my new go to suit but there is a downside to it. The rubberized fabric shows all that pre-cum like a little lake at the tip of my penis. It seems to spread fast and cannot be wiped off from the outside unless you go in the water. I have found it wipes off easily from the inside but that is a bit awkward to do on a crowded breach. Since I was going with friends I decided to wear a Tango. For those unfamiliar with one of our best selling items it is a cum dam that fits over the head of your penis. It comes in clear, tan, black or pink. I picked the tan color because it looks like part of my cock though the clear is the most popular. It works amazingly well and not a drop of extra excitement ended up on my thong though there was plenty in the Tango! The other benefit is that it nearly doubles the length and thickness of my tiny guy enough so that one of my friends mentioned how large my bulge looked today. That is something that almost never happens to me unless I am using a cock ring but the Tango does a nice job of keeping the pouch clean and making me look like a real man. I know it is a little like cheating but my intent was just to keep the wet marks away in front of my friends not to show off a big bulge. I must admit it was fun to sport a big one even if it was not the real deal.
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Choosing the best swimwear style for your body
It’s funny how different styles look better than others on any given day. I generally go with my default which is a micro thong. This works great for my body since I have a fairly large round ass that craves attention and a very small penis which craves the minimal amount of coverage. My body enjoys the fell of being almost nude and generally wearing less sometimes way less than anyone else on even the busiest beaches. There are times when my body is not in the mood to wear a tiny thong and I feel that I look better in a bikini or a pair of micro shorts. If I am taking long walks on the beach one of my personal favorite suits to wear is the Party Girl bikini, it fits me to perfection and has enough coverage in the rear so even if we are walking over to Santa Monica pier which can have thousands of people I still feel like I’m wearing enough and I am finally used to having the front pouch look like a tiny vagina, it’s so sexy and so confusing. When I’m really active playing volleyball or body surfing I will go with a pair of micro shorts. I keep a few different ones around and go with the ones that look best that day though my choice is always going to be one that shows a lot of cheek, that’s just me.
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