I tried on the new Ass Spark powered micro shorts the other day and they gave me an additional surprise when using them with the Tear Drop Ass Spark. These are the new shorts that we have been working on and I had thought they were perfect but they are not quite there yet. We ended up not being in love with the bulge pouch. I had to try on the newest version and I decided to use the Tear Drop Ass Spark. I forgot that even though the Tear Drop shape is much easier for me to get in and out the design penetrates about 1.5” deeper than the standard Ass Spark. When fitted to these new shorts the Ass Spark is buried as deep into you has as possible. I am guessing that when this new collection hits the market these will end up being our best selling shorts. Very sexy low cut shorts with a very hot sculptured front pouch to handle your cock being forced forward by the Ass Spark. This style is one of my dream shorts they are open between the bottom of the cock and anus, the Taint for lack of a better word with the front and rear of the shorts held together by the Ass Spark. I tried them on and we still have a little work left making the front pouch magical but the fit and feel of the rest of the design is orgasmic. We took some photos to see how it looked from all angles and it was fantastic. The metal bar between the legs resting against the bare skin offset by the black fabric is like a work of modern art. I wanted to see how they looked if I was lying out on the beach and with legs open and found it would be quite a show but as far as I can tell completely legal. I was even able to be on my stomach with my legs closed so little of the metal was showing it looked like a bit of jewelry on the shorts. The surprise was how far up the shorts forced the Tear Drop Ass Spark. I was walking around dripping pre-cum and only seconds away from blowing a load. Strolling on the beach will never be the same with this design.
I hope and wish you a wonderful New Year filled with good health, happiness and lots of sexy swimwear and fetish wear!
We will do everything we can to help you with the sexy stuff and adding additional happiness into the mix.
We should have an update in the next few days on how the production of the new collection is coming along and how long it will be until it is online. We will also be shooting some new chastity and anal gear products in the next week or so. I am even thinking about adding men’s spandex workout tights to our line. I am just exploring this right now but I would love to hear what you think about it. Would you be interested in wearing workout tights? Do you think they are sexy?
Best wishes for the New Year
Los Angeles love it or hate it we do have some amazing weather and today it might have been some of the best in the entire country. Low 70s at the beach a couple days before Christmas is fantastic in my book and I had to get a piece of it. I left the comforts of the Koala warehouse leaving the Elf’s in charge and headed out to the beach wearing a cute little thong. On a Tuesday before Christmas I did not expect a crowd in fact I thought I might be the only person down there. When I arrived it became clear many other people had the same idea. There was a guy running up and down the beach wearing what looked to be a very little pair of micro shorts and when he came close to me I realized the rear of his shorts where completely sheer, bravo! There was a girl lying out near-by wearing a thong and another guy wearing a bikini that parked his stuff almost on top of me. I had no idea he was even there figuring I must of passed out. The cool breeze and crashing waves made it the perfect little get-a-way to end the year. I am planning on many more great beach days for 2015!
We have had problems with the website the last few days but I believe they have been fixed as of this morning. If you placed an order no worries we received it but if you were having trouble looking at products on the site please try again it should be working fine. The new designs are coming along nicely but just not as fast as I would like. I’m told patience is a virtue one that I am working on.
I found a few very nice new cock rings we will be adding to our collection next month one that features a hinged design which makes it very easy for men new to cock rings to use along with a monster anal hook that features a bunch of metal balls to go up your ass which I can’t wait to try out!
Most of my posts are all about men’s swimwear, fetish spandex, micro shorts, cock displays, being completely shaved and other things that for the most part have to do with what is going on at Koala. So before I get off on a different tangent let me make one announcement. We ran out of a bunch of the sale suits in the Koala newsletter sale that started earlier last week but today we received a bunch of suits from the girls and now virtually everything on sale is back in stock. Feel free to check out the newsletter and the sale items at this link: Koala newsletter
On to other things of interest this has nothing to do with Koala at least at this point but everything to do with spandex. Most readers know my fetish for spandex goes back to when I was a kid seeing the girls wearing their cute leotards. I still love seeing the grown-up girls at the gym in their very cute little outfits. As it gets colder I am seeing more of them wearing tights and I must say it is a huge turn on. So much so that I ordered a pair the other day and I am planning to wear them with just a tank to the gym. Very few guys wear tights because they show off most everything. My tights will end up showing off everything. They came with a liner panel of spandex in the front to almost completely hide the penis which I think is a shame. The way they are constructed I found that I could have my girls put a slit in the panel so my cock is held between the front and rear layer of fabric. Wearing the tights now shows excellent detail. Now that you can see the shape of my shaft and balls I just need to get the balls to wear them to a work-out. I will let you know when I do it!
It is getting cold out our way and from the looks of it the rest of the USA too. We are always shipping swimwear all over the world but as it gets cold here a boys fancy turns to playing with his cock. We can help.
I have talked about this design on the blog and in the newsletter over the past year or so maybe longer. Designing a penis stretcher that can be used under shorts or pants turned out to be difficult to say the least and involved quite a bit of cock stretching on my part to get it right. Sometimes with so much tension it felt the girls were going to pull my shaft and balls right off of me. We needed to make sure it would work great with almost any tension our customers would want since I know some of you guys are hardcore cock and ball players. I know it will be a very popular item when it comes out with our next collection but it was such a pain in the ass, excuse me pain in the cock to get it right. I might have given up on the project if I had not promised to get one out to a very good customer who had urged me to get what he thought would be a fantastic addition to our line of penis stretchers. I knew he was right and we doubled our efforts and finally got it right. Not named yet it but I can tell you from experience that it works great offers a great shaft and ball stretch that can be used one at a time or both at the same time.
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I had a customer contact us the other day saying he wants male transformation swimwear and fetish wear designs like One of the Girls, Party Girl and other vagina style designs to be available in pink and baby blue because the colors are more feminine. I would like to know what you boys and girls think of offering fem styles in those colors.
Speaking of male to female transformation I was trying on one of the latest version of our soon to be offered vagina style men’s micro shorts. These are hot little shorts that will come in standard short short size and a very low cut version. Both micro-short designs will show some cheek and both completely change your penis shape to that of a small tasty vagina with the lip shape showing through the fabric. It looked and felt wonderful on. They are extremely feminine. One of the girls who we were working with at the fitting this morning laughed and said you look like a nasty girl. I asked what she meant by that and three of the girls said something in Spanish to each other and they all laughed. She said you look like those girls who don’t wear panties with their shorts and you can see the shape of their vaginas. I chuckled and said that was exactly the point!
It cooled down quite a bit this weekend and we even had a little rain, very little but better than nothing at all. I went to the gym this morning and did a full workout with weights, cardio on the elliptical and decided after all that to swim some laps. I had a couple of the new shorts in my bag but in the corner of my bag I spotted one of our most classic designs, The Pleasure Chest. It is an amazingly sexy white design with rings on the side. The lines are just about as perfect as a bikini gets. It offers enough coverage so as not to get me in trouble and the only real issue is it is almost completely see through when wet . This is the case with most white swimsuits that are constructed without liners. The pool was not overly crowded so I figured why not. I changed in the locker room but threw on my shorts because the bikini is a little too revealing to wear walking out to the pool, once on I grabbed my towel and googles. The few minutes between taking a look out at the pool and changing into my suit brought in a bunch of people. Most were teenage girls who were literally gawking at me when I pulled my shorts off. I did laps for about a half an hour and talked to a couple friends who were doing the same. By that time the girls were in the Jacuzzi. I knew if I got out of the pool my bikini would be almost completely sheer so I waited a while to see if they were going to leave. Not going anywhere I decided to get out of the water quickly, grab my towel and head to the locker room. Everything went as planned until one of the girls whistled at me and the others turned to look. By then I had my cock covered but my butt was exposed. They were just being teenage girls but the cat calls did embarrasses me a little. I think it bothered me because I was just not prepared for it, after all it was all in good fun and I don’t think they were trying to embarrass me. It’s funny how bikinis attract so much attention. I wear the Koala micro shorts in the pool all the time and I get plenty of compliments from guys and girls, sure there is the occasional homophobic fool that has a smart ass comment to make but that is the exception rather than the rule. Maybe they were starring because the suit was see-thru?
I just purchased a tight Nike sleeveless compression shirt today in black. I caught my eye while I was in the sporting goods store. My thought is that this skin tight shirt would look perfect with my black thong and together they would look like a one piece thong leotard on me. My cock is getting hard just thinking about it. I have decided if I make it down to the beach for a little R & R this week that will be my outfit. It might even motivate me to take a run along the beach wearing both. I’m not sure if it is a personality defect or not but spandex elevates my heart rate. Guess it is just a long term love affair.
This post is for all present Ass Spark lovers and future Ass Spark lovers. We have a number of new stainless steel Ass Spark designs coming out late October. We just received stock of some of the new designs which are amazing and we are waiting for the next batch so we can do a photo shoot featuring them. All these new designs will work with your Ass Spark powered swim and fetish suits. There are a couple of new ones designed for men who are new to anal stimulation and there are ones for you bad boys of anal fun.
I wanted to let everyone know who was waiting for their Ass Spark Monster that they came in yesterday and they all shipped. Sorry about the delay but I guarantee it was worth the wait!