I’m so happy that 2017 is over not that I didn’t have fun but I am so tired of all the political news. It seems like an endless bombardment of the same stuff every day. I have been reading Denis Leary “Why we don’t suck” and no matter what side you are on its funny. He slams everyone, just what we need a good laugh and maybe some cooperation in DC to start the year off fresh. Come to think of it I say we strip off all our politicians clothing men and women and force them to wear tiny little spandex suits. I would be honored to supply them Koala but any companies designs would do. My thought is if you get them wearing something as sexy as a tiny little thong they may not be such big tight asses, that is with their asses exposed, just a Tuesday morning idea.
Men’s swimwear and for you boys too cold to wear a tiny bikini might I suggest a male chastity cock cage. We have many flavors.
We worked yesterday and today though it seems like most of the folks in our neighborhood were off. I’m not complaining because it’s over 80 degrees out and I spent my two lunch hours (maybe a little longer) around the pool working on my tan. I forgot so many people were off around and I had a nice parade of Teen girls giggling at what I guess is my tiny little man bump slipped into the smallest of G-strings. Lucky for me I love the tiny pouch look.
Personally I enjoy a smooth hair free body on men. I know that is not every ones taste but I do know many Koala customers choose to go hair free when wearing our extremely small men’s swimwear fashions. I do the same myself. Much of my body hair I have had laser treatments on over the years. It’s effective and much less money than it used to be but still relatively expensive. Shaving and waxing are both great options and depending upon what area of the body you are working on it can be an erotic experience if you choose to make it so. There is nothing like a little hot wax on and around your cock to get things rolling. Most men have at least some hair on their backs and reaching back there to get rid of it is a pain in the ass. I have been using a special back shaver for years called the Man-groomer. You can get them at Target, Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond as well as many other off and online stores. I highly recommend them and I am considering getting their new Lithium powered unit with two heads. Even for a little bit of hair they work great cleaning you up one two three!
Well did you? Don’t worry you can always order yourself something truly erotic, arousing, sensual and magically pleasure inducing. I could name a hundred of our spandex designs that would fit the bill, maybe for a nice after Christmas gift you will decide to finally try a full femme style suit, or maybe that pair of workout tights for the gym. In the Koala world naughty is nice and everyone should be at least a little naughty. If you are too naughty or too nice maybe it is time to stuff that little cock in to a nice male chastity cock cage. Like me you might enjoy the thrill of forcing your penis into the tiniest possible cage one that appears to be impossible to use. It is a huge turn on.
Been to the new store yet? I hope you have! Make sure to check out the blog section on there. Shorted posts but I am trying hard to do it daily.
I hope you have had a chance to check out the new Koalaswim.com website. We completely changed the format to offer a much better shopping experience. I would love any feedback positive or negative to help us tune things up. Our new Neoprene bikini and thong designs should be ready early 2018, late January or early February. I am hoping to be able to post some photos here in the next couple of weeks.
The new store is online and orders are already flowing in. Thanks! It could take up to 48 hours for your internet carrier to propagate the new site to you.
I have a questions and I want your feedback….please.
I was working out yesterday with a girl that I know and she was wearing the sexiest thing I had ever seen. She is in her early thirties and a super hot Latina with an amazing build not to leave out that she is a fantastic person, having an insane sexy body is just a gift from the gods and her hard work. At this site we talk about skimpy cock centric designs the time and I don’t feel the need to be politically correct, I’m just going to say that Latin women tend to dress more provocatively them many other women and I love them for it. That might only be true here in LA but it is something I notice and enjoy seeing. This gal was wearing a spandex backless workout jumpsuit with my best guess no panties. Every bit of her body was completely there on display covered by a barley there thin layer of spandex. The suit clings to every nook and cranny. It is lucky that her nooks and crannies were absolutely flawless. My mouth was watering as was virtually every other guy in the gym. I’m sure a large amount of women were turned on too. It was such a seductive and sensuous look. I wish I could have borrowed them and tried them on. I just could not stop thinking about them and yes I know I am a spandex freak. Next time I see her I will ask what brand they are, order a pair and see how they feel. I know it would take some real changes to make them work for a man but I feel it might be worth it. What would you think about wearing something like that?
Hey that’s Koala!
Yesterday was a typical perfect Summer day in Los Angeles but lucky for me it came in early Fall. I decided to have lunch at the beach since earlier I had a meeting with one of our Fabric vendors downtown. It was so nice that my hour lunch turned into almost three hours. The night before I had shaved my legs and what little chest hair I had mostly because I love the male feminine look but also because I knew there was a chance of hitting the beach. My suit of choice was the Lucky Girl which is one of our best styles for exposing lip, no I did not use the metal anal stretcher though I have used them at the beach in the past, I was not going for the total slut look. Amazing for a Wednesday there were people on the beach, guess that is what almost 80 degrees in the Fall will do. Three girls nearby were wearing Thongs and there was one man in a bikini another had his running shorts made into a bikini, it was kind of sexy. When I go feminine I am proud of it but I do realize that from a few yards away I appear female especially with my body oiled up. There were more guys around me in no time. The waves were large and I was not going to swim but I did wade in the water enjoying the rush of salt water over my body. From over my shoulder, I noticed a guy walking towards me. A young nice looking guy in very tight little shorts (not Koala but the world is not always perfect) He walked right up to me and asked if I was wearing Koala, yes I was and wondered how he knew. I’m a fan and I wear Koala too. We chatted and off he went on his way never knowing that I’m with Koala. If you are the guy I met, you have a great ass! Hope this made you smile.
It’s fixed and it’s better than ever!
Sorry about this last weekend I know a lot of people had issues trying to place orders with their credit cards not being accepted. Our shopping cart is by Big Commerce one of the largest and most secure providers in the market place. We were updating to their newest fastest checkout page and some of our credit card processing did not move with it. That is all fixed now and everything is working great, faster and easier than ever! We have also added the Amazon Pay option (Hooray!) for all you 400,000,000 Amazon users out there. I have used Amazon Pay to checkout on many others sites and thought it was awesome. We are extremely excited to now have this option at Koalaswim.com
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All the guys must be watching the NFL on Sunday because it seemed like it was only me and tons of girls at the beach where it was close to 90 degrees out. Lots of thongs and lots of Brazilian style bikinis on some very large and lovely rears. I actually was one of them choosing to wear a Brazilian style bikini, but of course a micro, micro front.
God I love thongs. I love them on men and I love them on women. It must be one of the sexiest things you can put on your body. The other day I was literally in a cluster of mostly women but some men too wearing thongs myself included. I decided to change things up from my usual suit and went with a Surfer Boy Thong. It did not start off as a cluster in fact when I arrived there was just one girl on the beach wearing a thong and then tons of other folks in less risqué wear surrounding us. I decided to set up near her but not on top of her. Within an hour there were at least eight of us in thongs all right next to each other, what a beautiful sight. Not much interaction just some hellos down near the water and of course talking about how beautiful it was out. The girl who was in the area first was absolutely stunning. She was in her mid thirties with a beautiful face and an incredible body. She had long legs and a bubble butt most men and women would dream of having let alone playing with. The few times we made eye contact it was all smiles and I waived hello to her. That was it until she decided to put on a little show. She must have needed to stretch and show off that body to someone and that someone was me. She did a full program of stretching and I must say she was stunning from every angle. You need to have a lot more confidence than I have to be able to do those stretches in a thong and showing just about everything that can be seen depending on the angel. It was twenty minutes of pure beauty. Afterwards she sat down started to get her things together, removed her top without a care about who was looking and slipped on a t-shirt dress. In the old days that sequence might have been enough to keep me hard for the rest of the day but these days I was more than happy to feel my equipment trying hard to escape its pouch. She left looking like the goddess she was and gave me a smile with a waive good by, God I love the beach so.
I have been so busy remodeling our offices, making sure every order gets shipped on time and what seems to be non-stop running around that the summer seems to have flown by. We were so busy I did not get a chance to take a vacation at all but I did manage to get some very good quality beach time in.
Our offices are completely done and we are humming along nicely not to mention much more efficiently. All this should allow me to start posting regularly again. Not sure if this coming weekend is going to offer much beach worthy weather but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Last weekend was absolutely perfect beach weather. Sunday was a particularly nice day because I met a new very sexy friend. I never like to get right on top of people when looking for a spot to tan, I like my space and I respect other peoples space that said if people choose to park right next to me when I’m obviously as close to nude as one can be without being nude, I’m cool with that. I had a feeling it was going to be a nice weekend for people watching. It started Saturday with a young European couple parked right next to my spandex buddy and myself. Both of us were wearing micro thongs .Some of the time we end up other guys hanging around us, guys into seeing us in our tiny swimsuits. More often than not girls wearing swimsuits almost as small end up close by, this is something I have noticed for many years. Back to the couple: This couple could not have been out of their twenties, he was thin with a nice tone body wearing spandex shorts, nothing too sexy but it was showing a slight bulge. His girlfriend was wearing a little black bikini with some cheek showing…nice. They went down to the water and were having a good time, very sensual play, no kids around so why not. Back on their towels I noticed them looking at us so I waived and she walked over. Is it OK to go topless here she said in a thick Eastern European accent? It’s OK with me I said but added that it’s not legal but the worst I have seen is the police asking girls to put their tops back on. She thanked me and dropped her top off the second she was back at her towel. She was stunning. The police seemed to be rolling by more often than usual my guess is to check out those lovely breasts because they never stopped to say boo. Maybe our boys are starting to grow up?
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