Sometimes I wonder what to do with those silly lovely balls. You would think after all off these years I would have figured out a way to tan lying on my side and have it be comfortable. Make sure to post if you know a way to tan on your side that feels good! The girls do it effortlessly with those wonderful shapely hips but no such luck for us boys. To top it off where do the balls go? It was 80 degrees in Los Angeles today smack dab in the middle of winter so of course I had to spend my lunch break in the sun. I wanted to work on my side tan and I can never get comfortable enough to take a nap. I was wearing a tiny thong and while on my side my balls tend to be pushed back between my legs almost between my cheeks. There is not much cock to see from the front but everyone gets a nice ball shot from the rear from a side view. I wish I could figure out a way to make it all feel better. I may just try a transformation suit the next time I go for a side tan!
How times have changed. The other day I was doing my thing at the beach wearing a tiny black thong. When I arrived there were few people out three but in the matter of an hour or so there were quite a few. There was a large group of ladies that seemed to be having some sort of meeting by the water they were dressed in summer clothes but not swimsuits. To my left was an older guy maybe in his sixties but in amazing shape wearing a little black thong that looked just like mine! To my left was another guy maybe in his thirties or forties also with an amazing body and strange enough wearing a tiny black thong that looked just like mine. I noticed some of the ladies taking pictures of us with their phones. Thongs in a row like that must be some sort of perfect harmony. Even cooler than that was the girls all around us in Brazilian cut suits and thongs but not one other guy wearing a surf short style swimsuit. I would love to see that on a really busy day. A dream come true all the guys in bikinis, micro shorts, thongs, G-strings and maybe a cock shaped suit or two to make it nirvana.
I am always the guy wearing the smallest swimsuit…except for today.
This was the first weekend in a long time with summer like weather. We had two glorious beach days. Mid 70’s that might just have kissed the 80’s and it’s still winter! The beach was wonderful though the water is still too cold for me. Yesterday was perfect and breezy today it was almost too hot. Both days I spent wearing a tiny micro thong and I can’t remember seeing someone wearing anything smaller, except for today. One of my friends pointed out a younger Asian guy walking down the boardwalk wearing something so small I could not believe it. It looked like a tiny G-string possibly made of silk. His penis was clearly visible and unlike spandex suits that control and compress this man’s ample penis was all over the place, like it had a mind of its own. It was putting on quite a show for crowds of people in the area. He must have been a total exhibitionist. He was walking on the boardwalk not the beach, wearing nothing else. What balls this guy had. I wish I could be so bold I mused to myself. We only noticed him as we were walking down to the beach but what an impression he must have left with anyone he passed by.