Spring or Summer?
It looks like we had a very short spring on the West Coast especially SoCal where it is absolutely blazing today. Out here it can be downright cold and cloudy in May but it is very hot today with even the beaches on the warm side. Just for the hell of it I just looked over a weather map of the United States and it looks to be nice to very hot all over the place. Al this talk of weather leads me to the obvious point that it time to get ready for a long micro swimsuit season. If you have let those bushes grow over the cold season then it is time to trim or my preference shave it all off and maybe look for some other areas to trim, shave or wax! Don’t forget your Tendskin to keep all the red bumps away. We have it in stock or you can buy it at many pharmacies or even Amazon. Make sure to keep your skin well hydrated with skin lotions and by drinking much more water. Also keep in mind if you are checking out other guys wearing hot spandex micro suits (hopefully only Koala suits) and the pouches look extremely full, many of them might just be wearing our new Tango Penis cover/ extender. The Tango keeps you from getting the ever present wet spots we all tend to get from being so aroused wearing micro bikinis, thongs and G-strings and also gives you the additional benefit of naturally making your penis look much larger in the pouch. You will not have to dream any longer of having that extra inch at the beach.
Stepping out wearing spandex men’s swimwear
It is not as easy for some men as for others to go out in public wearing spandex men’s swimwear. The skimpier the swimsuit the harder it is for some men to take the leap and show themselves in public wearing so little. When I first started wearing micro swimsuits it always felt like people were staring at me. At first this made me uncomfortable but as I became more comfortable wearing them something that always happens with time and the more you do it the less I noticed people staring. If you wear a small enough swimsuit, the ones I wear on busy beaches just barely cover my penis and my ass is always completely tan and exposed, people are going to look. Times have diffidently changed where no matter what you are wearing even very little no one seems to be bothered. I think it is all the crazy things that people now see on reality TV. You now see shows like Naked and Afraid along with women on regular TV with full butts exposed and over all just a lot of nudity on cable, phones and computers. All that exposure has made wearing micro swimwear for men and women a non issue which I think is a wonderful change. I can be so close to nude in public it is barely legal, maybe one day soon nude beaches will become the norm.
I was at the beach both days last weekend and sadly it was the men’s bikini or thong fest I was hoping for but at least the ladies were going strong. I hope this coming weekend brings at the throngs of thongs! Yesterday I slipped out of work a little early to relax after finishing my part of the new male chastity products copy and photos, the new items should be online next week. The beach was nothing short of amazing and as is typical for a weekday there were lots of ladies around me including thongs but none with a swimsuit anywhere near as micro as mine. I love wearing the least on the beach. The one thing I have noticed more so now than at any other time are how many women wearing thongs with their boyfriends/husbands (always in shorts) that set up right next to me when so much beach is available. I love seeing it and my guess is that the girls wearing so little like the idea of seeing more people wearing similar suits. One other guess is no one really knows what is legal or not, that said at the beaches I visit I have not been bothered for decades which in my mind makes it legal but maybe the girls figure if anyone is going to be hassled it will be the one wearing the least.
Any thoughts on this or any experiences…please share.
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August Koala Newsletter
Nothing makes the beach more fun than great weather a micro swimsuit and some nice waves that is unless you end up with a bunch of girls around you wearing tiny little thongs too. I have always said that when I wear a thong to the beach it seems to act like a magnet. Wearing thongs are great for attracting men but in their own stealthy way even better for attracting women. Wednesday afternoon I headed down to the beach, got a great parking spot and grabbed a spot as far away from all the kids as I could. Quiet alone time sounded great and though there were tons of kids playing and having a great time I was far enough away to be in my own little blissful spot. I kid you not within twenty minutes there were eight young ladies spread all around me wearing thongs too. As if the beach was not eye candy enough the thong gods delivered me even more eye candy.
I’m not sure why other than it’s fun to do but I have been changing thong styles much more often lately. I wear one style by the pool and another to the beach. I have used four different styles over the last two weeks. The thongs are cut close enough in size to keep my tan line intact. I was wearing the Surfer Boy Thong on Sunday which turned out to be an amazing beach day. I enjoy the matt rubberized finish of the fabric. It is totally micro with very little coverage but it does not show quite as much of my penis shape as some of the regular spandex designs I wear. The bulge is tight and compact but visually my penis does not look as small in this suit because it has a nice, balloon style smoothness to it. I’m not sure what got into me but wearing that design and knowing my penis looked larger than the sub one inch it looks like in many of the thong’s I wear I was bold enough to stroll along a very busy Venice beach with my friend. Wearing a micro thong still attracts a whole lot of attention even at a beach like Venice which has so many other distractions.
Wow January 8 and I eked out a little quality micro bikini time at the beach today. Amazingly enough there were even people in the water and I was not the only one showing off some ass, there were at least three others wearing string bikinis and thongs nearby. What we had was a nice seventy degree day right after a rainy day and tonight we are in for a huge downpour maybe the biggest in the last ten years. Looks like rain for most of the next week which might come close to what we had in total last year. Guess it’s back to tights and a hoodie.
Men’s swimwear and more
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This last weekend featured picture perfect beach days so much so that I would love to leave work this moment and head to the beach. That’s not going to happen today but who knows tomorrow is supposed to be even warmer. I met some nice ladies one from Brazil with her teen daughter both wearing thongs. There were many men in thongs and a couple in G-strings. I knew it was going to be a great day Saturday when I parked and a good looking lady took the parking spot next to me. I got out of the car, grabbed my things and when she got out I noticed (it would be hard not to) that she was wearing a little cut off t-shirt and a G-string so small it was barely there. No ass coverage at all but her ass was so amazing there would be no reason what so ever to hide it. You could see in her face how confident she was about her amazing body, I was speechless. My body is not nearly as beautiful as hers but I wish my confidence was like hers. One day it might happen I am working on it!
October Koala Newsletter and Sale
When the beach is beautiful and covered with one girl after another walking about wearing thongs along with guys up and down the sand wearing bikinis and short shorts it is hard to beat a day at the beach! Today was one of those just barely post summer heat wave days and to top things off there were a couple of other guys wearing thongs like myself, though none were quite as micro as mine. My legs must be shaved a little too close because I heard many people walking by wondering if I was a girl. Topless women are a fairly rare site at our beaches until the police patrols lighten up in the next couple weeks than the tops come back off. I had our friendly neighborhood officers make a number of close passes with the patrol trucks. I figure either they too thought they might be getting a peek at a topless female or at least I hope that was the case or for some reason the guys and girls wearing very little on our little stretch of Venice looked like bad guys. It would seem such a waste of their time and our tax dollars to spend gawking at us. PS the waves were absolutely huge today, which was a total surprise. Not one person was out bodysurfing in these killers.
I did the copy photo shoot on Friday and will be posting details and maybe some photos too.
Every once in a while I get very lucky. Lucky in that I end up around a bunch of other people wearing thongs and bikinis. Saturday was just one of those very special days so special I needed to check the calendar to make sure it was not National Thong Day or something along those lines. I got to the beach which was already on the crowded side with a girlfriend of mine, one that likes wearing extremely skimpy swimwear like me she might just be a female version of me. We grabbed what looked to be a nice spot with lots of couples and spread out which turned out to be thong gold. There was a guy across from us in a thong, right in front of us was a very pregnant woman with her husband and a little one and she was rocking a thong looking very sexy, young girls galore with at least fifty percent wearing thongs and the balance wearing nothing larger than a Brazilian cut bikini. There was lots of exposed cheek to go around. A little later in the day we had a group of German tourist camp out next to use and all the guys were wearing bikinis, young guys with nice bodies and very well hung to boot you could see their nice large cocks right through the suits, something I can’t relate to. Some summer days are more perfect than others and this was one of them!
Did you have a chance to check out the August Koala Newsletter yet?
There is a workout for my tiny penis later this week. I get to do the male chastity photo shoot with all the new products. Should be slightly painful but fun!
We grabbed a nice spot and I could tell Jake was starting to relax and get into the adventure that is wearing spandex. I’m sure you remember your first time and if it was anything like mine you could not keep your cock from getting and staying hard the entire time or at least when you were not busy rinsing off all that pre-cum. (something that still happens to me every now and then). Last post as in many, you read that I prefer being around girls when grabbing my rays, I find them always to be the most relaxing group of people to be around. Unfortunately for Jake we ended up getting one of my least favorite groups. I hate to generalize but teenage to early twenties surfers can be a pain and we ended up with a big group of them right next to us. It actually surprised me that so many young men would set up within a few feet of us, so close they had a wonderful and fairly close up view of my pouch between spread legs on my back and on my tummy not to mention my total ass and Jakes cute micro shorts. The fact is I am cool with anyone that chooses to camp out near us and I would never cover up but I could tell Jake was extremely uncomfortable. If he had a baggy pair of surf shorts he definitely would have changed immediately. The interesting thing is that these very handsome surfer boys were nice, all smiles and good cheer. Who knows maybe they were a group of gay surfers but either way too young for us. We hung out most of the day and by the end Jake told me he enjoyed wearing his new suit. Just wait until I get you into a thong!
The following day could not have been more different but maybe there is a lesson in it. I spent Sunday at the beach to get away from the heat and smoke, another perfect day at the beach. I picked an area not as packed as most but still ended up with a bunch of people around me. Obviously they see how little I am wearing and if that bothers them I’m sure they would choose another spot. Based on my interactions lately I would say that is one hundred percent on target. I ended up with another group that in the past I have been less than thrilled with. Teenage girls, middle teens but again my predisposed notions turned out to be wrong. There were four girls five feet away directly in front of me. The first thing I noticed was how skimpy their swimsuits were. Brazilian cuts and thongs, kids have become much more daring in their swimwear choices but then I remembered I would wear the same at their age, for a young guy that really was daring. Yes they giggle a lot, they stare a lot and I’m sure they took more than a few photos on their phones but the fact was they were sweet and respectful. I might have to reclassify or doing away with prejudging groups of people based on gender, age, sport or everything.