Let’s start off by talking about global warming. It is Mid October and the beach this weekend around Los Angeles was approaching 100 degrees. I have been here for a number of decades and I can’t remember it ever being anywhere near that hot this time of year. It rarely gets that hot during the most intense parts of summer. Saturday I hit the beach with friends and family. I decided to pack some large garbage bags and gloves thinking it would be nice to clean up while getting some rays. I’m not sure why our beaches have had so much trash in the surf line but it has been a problem all summer. The beach was packed so I decided to wear my bright yellow micro shorts. We got busy right away cleaning up. It is such a huge overwhelming job but we were concentrating on just a few hundred feet of beach. A number of people walking the beach stopped to thank us while a few others said we inspired them to do the same. We try to do this every summer for our beach. If more people would grab a bag and pick-up trash for an hour or so our beaches all over the world would be so much nicer. I found so much pleasure in cleaning up Saturday that doing it Sunday seemed to be a given. I decided to add a little more sexiness to my clean-up effort by wearing a micro bikini while doing my work. I filled three bags of trash, strained my sore back a little more and received more thumbs up signs and thanks than the day before. Bending and picking up trash with lots of exposed ass has its benefits, my rear was very tan when I got back home. It was so much fun I might just do another clean-up next week wearing a male to female transformation suit. Why not mix work and pleasure.
Sunday was a fantastic beach day. Got some great sun wearing my tiny Streamline swimsuit that just barely covers my cock, keeps the area between my legs completely exposed to the sun and everyone’s eyes and with my big ass I can use this design as a barely there thong. I noticed more men today in thongs and G-strings than I did women. One guy in particular looked amazing and though I did not go up to him my guess was that he was wearing a red Koala thong. He was thin and built. He was also not shy about showing his great body to everyone on the beach along with having a good time playing in the water. Very hot! I think I got a little wet from something other than the water.
I had a great time a few days ago when I took the afternoon off for some beach fun. There were lots of girls there for a weekday and a couple girls set up there towels just feet away. No matter their age I enjoy having the girls hanging out next to me that go’s for men as long as they are wearing bikinis of less. One in particular was a young round happy girl that could not have been much more than in her early twenties. She was little more than an arm’s length away from me and had her boogie board in hand. She said hi, got a little sun, grabbed her board and in she went. The waves were huge and I figured she must have been a very skilled boarder to be out in those waves. It was also hot as hell in LA even at the beach so you almost had to spend some time in the water. When the waves are breaking so big some up to 8’ faces they are hypnotic. You stand in the water watching them and you cannot believe how big and beautiful these monsters are. Sorry lost my train of thought. Let’s get back to our boogie board girl. She went in and I took a little nap. My guess is a half an hour went by when I was awakened by the sound of sirens. I looked to the water and I could see a number of lifeguards swimming into the huge surf with more trucks and lifeguards on their way. This was about 200’ away which was too close to see who they were going after but close enough to see that about six lifeguards were in the water and another couple were jumping off a boat just past the wave zone.
Yesterday was a perfect body surfing day. It was sunny, breezy and packed with people along with sets of nice long rolling waves. The waves were not very large in fact they were just the right size to wear a micro bikini. Often when the waves are larger I will wear a pair of micro shorts over my little suit because some of the larger waves can strip away a G-string, thong or bikini in the blink of an eye. A funny thought just entered my brain. You almost never see girls losing their bottoms, it happens in real large waves but there are few people out in those. They will often have their boobs pop out when a wave hits them, a common but welcomed sight. I think it is easier for a man to lose his tiny bottoms because of the cock pushing the pouch out rather than being completely flush like a women’s. I wonder if wearing a male transformation suit bodysurfing will ease that issue? I met a nice couple from Israel too. They were watching me bodysurf and asked if I could show them how. The young lady got it right away but it took him a number of times to catch a wave. I told him he needed to wear less swimwear that his baggy shorts were slowing him down. It’s the truth but I would have enjoyed seeing him wearing much less.
I can’t wait to see the new fashions men and women will be wearing to the beach this summer. I spent the day at Venice Beach on Sunday with friends. It was a little cool and breezy but overall just about perfect and way better than the almost 100 degrees today in the Valley. I was wearing my micro bikini as a thong the girls with me were wearing Brazilian style suits with half their butts showing. There was a man near us wearing an ultra micro G-string that looked very much like a Koala suit, another guy playing catch on the beach wearing tiny micro shorts (unfortunately not Koala but they still looked great) and a number of young ladies in string bikinis and very small thongs. Overall I was surprised and delighted to see so much ass showing so early in the season. I can’t wait for summer to get cranking!
It is warming up in Los Angeles and there have been some nice beach days this last week with more coming this week ( I will try to sneak away for a few hours). I had a chance to spend a couple of my lunch breaks around the pool lounging in my micro bikini. I met some new neighbors whom I am pretty sure had never seen a man wearing such a tiny swimsuit with a nice round plump little bulge. My Yoga is coming along nicely and since the production of our new collection is taking longer than I would like the stress reduction is wonderful. All my yoga workouts are performed wearing some very tiny skin tight shorts. Doing yoga in these little shorts is giving me great ideas of how to make some truly stellar yoga short shorts. Funny thing about working out in a very crowded yoga class wearing spandex shorts and no undies is that if your penis moves you cannot adjust it without people seeing, in my case I just leave it where it is. I have not had an erection yet but my shaft moved to the side and you could see the entire little guy pressed into the spandex. The yoga instructor came by and made an adjustment with her hand on my waist almost touching the shaft. I guess what she does to the girls she does to the boys. The position I was in was so difficult (for me) that the only thoughts in my brain were holding the pose and noticing how much I was sweating. Glad it did not get hard, even I might have been embarrassed! I have a feeling this summer will be the best yet for viewing men wearing thongs, bikinis and G-strings here in Southern California based on what I have seen at the beach so far this year. As I was typing this I stopped to call my girls in production to see when everything would be in stock. It is Tuesday as I post this and they told me by Friday I would have all the new styles for sure. I wanted to double check and make sure we could go ahead and set up a photo shoot for next week. If you have not had a chance to take a look at the April Koala Newsletter now is a great time. The sale runs for just another handful of days.
It cooled down quite a bit this weekend and we even had a little rain, very little but better than nothing at all. I went to the gym this morning and did a full workout with weights, cardio on the elliptical and decided after all that to swim some laps. I had a couple of the new shorts in my bag but in the corner of my bag I spotted one of our most classic designs, The Pleasure Chest. It is an amazingly sexy white design with rings on the side. The lines are just about as perfect as a bikini gets. It offers enough coverage so as not to get me in trouble and the only real issue is it is almost completely see through when wet . This is the case with most white swimsuits that are constructed without liners. The pool was not overly crowded so I figured why not. I changed in the locker room but threw on my shorts because the bikini is a little too revealing to wear walking out to the pool, once on I grabbed my towel and googles. The few minutes between taking a look out at the pool and changing into my suit brought in a bunch of people. Most were teenage girls who were literally gawking at me when I pulled my shorts off. I did laps for about a half an hour and talked to a couple friends who were doing the same. By that time the girls were in the Jacuzzi. I knew if I got out of the pool my bikini would be almost completely sheer so I waited a while to see if they were going to leave. Not going anywhere I decided to get out of the water quickly, grab my towel and head to the locker room. Everything went as planned until one of the girls whistled at me and the others turned to look. By then I had my cock covered but my butt was exposed. They were just being teenage girls but the cat calls did embarrasses me a little. I think it bothered me because I was just not prepared for it, after all it was all in good fun and I don’t think they were trying to embarrass me. It’s funny how bikinis attract so much attention. I wear the Koala micro shorts in the pool all the time and I get plenty of compliments from guys and girls, sure there is the occasional homophobic fool that has a smart ass comment to make but that is the exception rather than the rule. Maybe they were starring because the suit was see-thru?
Well it was a girl day for me but maybe not what you are thinking. The beach was packed mid-day but I found a great spot while I was walking along the shore wearing my micro swimsuit under my short shorts. I did not walk very far maybe a third of a block but I passed two guys wearing total G-strings (they looked like Koala!) camped out right on the water and around tons of people. I was very proud of them but there were so many people around I needed a little more peace after a hectic week. On the beach I spotted a number of guys in bikinis and in a group of mid-twenties guys and girls playing volleyball two men wearing bikinis. It was very sexy. I picked out a nice fairly quiet for the time being spot and went right to relaxing. The second my towel was down the shorts came off and I was wearing my micro swimsuit. There were sets of large waves but they were breaking too close to the shore so I went in for a dip wearing just my little suit. There were pretty much only girls around me at the time which makes it that much easier to do. Once out and dripping wet I got back on my towel. Relaxing on my back with my knees bent so as not to get sand on my exposed legs I could see my pouch was almost none existent. Knees being in the up position is something you see girls doing about ten times more than guys and the look is very feminine. I like to go with the feeling and just let myself enjoy it. Not five minutes later I hear a couple walking up and I hear the guy ask wear should we sit. Let’s sit next to her and a minute later their towels were right next to mine. As it turns out the girl in her mid-forties was wearing a very nice Brazilian bikini. Five minutes later a couple of girls were walking over and the same thing happened, let’s put our stuff near that girl. They set up on the other side of me. Both in their late teens or early twenties started giggling as they put their stuff down almost instantly realizing I was not a girl. I believe girls in micro swimsuits are some of the sexiest creatures on the planet and if I am being confused for one I find that a total turn-on.
I missed the lightning and rain today which out here is a very rare occurrence. Yesterday the beach was lovely and ever so crowded. I worked out hard in the morning and got to the beach early. I was lucky and a surfer was leaving just as I pulled up. I got parking almost on the beach. If you are from Los Angeles you know this is an amazing feat. I had on my tiny micro bikini covered by a pair of micro short shorts and a sleeveless tank top. The shorts were so small it almost looked like I was wearing a mini skirt. You could just barely see the end of the shorts and a hint of bulge peeking out. Though it was not busy yet I figured it might end up being very busy but decided not to bring anything bigger than my micro shorts. I picked out a great spot and as it turned out many other people thought it was a great spot too. Tanning with just about my total ass exposed did not stop a ton of people from camping out right next to me. There were families with kids, twenty something girls, young guys playing soccer and throwing around the football along with couples and singles of all ages. There were a couple guys wearing bikinis and a number of girls wearing thongs and Brazilians. There were so many people around me and yet my tiny swimsuit did not feel out of place. I started wondering to myself if we have finally turned the corner on acceptance of men wearing sexy swimwear. With so many people around I used my micro shorts over my bikini bodysurfing and again no one gave me a second look. No gawking. It was exceptional. Each time I got out of the water I would slide my shorts off to expose the tinniest swimsuit on the beach. It was a peaceful relaxing stress less day and I had this feeling that people are getting used to men wearing so little. I’ve always enjoyed the shock value of wearing micro swimsuits but acceptance is the ultimate goal with men being able to express themselves through fashion on an equal footing with the ladies.
This is what I look like from the rear wearing my bikini/thong minus the string sticking out which is an adjustment on a fem style suit with a vagina front. One coming out in August.
OK so all weeks in paradise can’t be perfect and this one has sucked. Sorry I have not posted this last week but I was busy bulking up trying to lift weights and build up. I was eating a ton of meat and I ended up with a nasty case of Gout. I was in too much pain to go to the beach, layout and at times breathe. Sorry to be whining like a little bitch but it really did hurt. I am almost completely through it and I am definitely going to get some beach time this weekend. No way will I be wearing anything larger than tiny micro shorts in the water and depending on how crowded it is I might just be bodysurfing in a micro bikini. I never lay out in anything larger than my Streamline swimsuit though I might go with the Sunburst Micro. There is nothing so attention getting as a micro swimsuit in bright Ferrari yellow.
Saturday and Sunday were fantastic beach days. Saturday I was joined by a couple friends and we all ended up sleeping the day away on the beach. I guess we all needed a recharge and I can’t think of a more perfect place than the ocean to get it. Sunday was also too good to pass up. I met a friend down there and we both were wearing very small suits. He had on a Koala G-string and I had on my micro bikini. This is the Streamline suit that I tan in wearing it as a thong but I can also use it as the most minimal Brazilian cut bikini if I decide to go in the water. There were more girls in tiny suits than men but there were a handful of guys in micros. I had a pair of Deep Penetrating shorts with me and I slipped those on to go in the water and do some bodysurfing. I really like the amount of cheek displayed in these very tiny short shorts. Later in the day a group of beautiful dark women walked by us on way to picking a spot which turned out to be thirty feet away right in front of us. Three of them were wearing beautiful Brazilian bikinis with most of their very lovely asses showing. After all these years of seeing beautiful women it is still a thrill to see the ones so confident in their bodies that they walk from the car to the water at least a couple blocks just wearing their suits. No cover ups on and yes I wish I could bring myself to do that all the time instead of once in a while. The girls were in their late 20s early 30s and when I noticed one just standing by the water looking out at the sea and being a total vision of beauty I had to at least say hi. I told my friend I was going into the water and as I started walking away he asked if I as putting on my shorts. No if they can do it I can. I walked right by her into the water. By then she was ankle deep and as I looked over she was smiling. My suit was smaller than hers but not by much and if they were the same color we might have been twins with both our full round butts almost completely exposed. I was as dark as she was. I said hello and realized instantly by the accent she and most likely her lovely friends were all Brazilian. We talked a little and she was as sweet as she was lovely. She had asked me if I was from Brazil. Beautiful girls for a beautiful Sunday afternoon.
