Spring or Summer?
It looks like we had a very short spring on the West Coast especially SoCal where it is absolutely blazing today. Out here it can be downright cold and cloudy in May but it is very hot today with even the beaches on the warm side. Just for the hell of it I just looked over a weather map of the United States and it looks to be nice to very hot all over the place. Al this talk of weather leads me to the obvious point that it time to get ready for a long micro swimsuit season. If you have let those bushes grow over the cold season then it is time to trim or my preference shave it all off and maybe look for some other areas to trim, shave or wax! Don’t forget your Tendskin to keep all the red bumps away. We have it in stock or you can buy it at many pharmacies or even Amazon. Make sure to keep your skin well hydrated with skin lotions and by drinking much more water. Also keep in mind if you are checking out other guys wearing hot spandex micro suits (hopefully only Koala suits) and the pouches look extremely full, many of them might just be wearing our new Tango Penis cover/ extender. The Tango keeps you from getting the ever present wet spots we all tend to get from being so aroused wearing micro bikinis, thongs and G-strings and also gives you the additional benefit of naturally making your penis look much larger in the pouch. You will not have to dream any longer of having that extra inch at the beach.
I have actually had a chance to lay around the pool a couple of times this week during my lunch break. Mid 70s and low 80s is just about perfect weather in my book and a great way to end the month of March. I have continued doing 300 squats a day and I plan on continuing and maybe even adding to that in April. I am very motivated to make my ass look as good as possible for my favorite time of the year, Micro swimsuit season. Thought I would post a photo to show how it is coming along. It is no model’s ass but I think it is starting to get there.
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Here in LA Tuesday was one of those perfect eighty degree sunny days made for wearing a micro swimsuit which in fact is exactly what I did on my lunch break. I was hoping for the same today after all there are few things as fun as slipping on a micro suit to enjoy the sun and strut your stuff. That was not in the cards today. It was warm enough but lots of clouds and too much work. I actually had lunch in front of my computer. I was still able to sneak in some spandex fun. I have been doing two hundred extra squats per day at work using a fifty pound dumbbell. I wanted to add some spice to my workout and decided to wear a thong. Wearing a thong and nothing else I was able to make sure my form was perfect using the mirror with a direct view of my ass, sweating the reps with spandex and a hard cock makes it a much more fun experience. While doing squats with a thong on the deeper the bend the more stimulation from it rubbing your hole. I wish I could wear nothing but a thong at the gym.
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Yesterday was a typical perfect Summer day in Los Angeles but lucky for me it came in early Fall. I decided to have lunch at the beach since earlier I had a meeting with one of our Fabric vendors downtown. It was so nice that my hour lunch turned into almost three hours. The night before I had shaved my legs and what little chest hair I had mostly because I love the male feminine look but also because I knew there was a chance of hitting the beach. My suit of choice was the Lucky Girl which is one of our best styles for exposing lip, no I did not use the metal anal stretcher though I have used them at the beach in the past, I was not going for the total slut look. Amazing for a Wednesday there were people on the beach, guess that is what almost 80 degrees in the Fall will do. Three girls nearby were wearing Thongs and there was one man in a bikini another had his running shorts made into a bikini, it was kind of sexy. When I go feminine I am proud of it but I do realize that from a few yards away I appear female especially with my body oiled up. There were more guys around me in no time. The waves were large and I was not going to swim but I did wade in the water enjoying the rush of salt water over my body. From over my shoulder, I noticed a guy walking towards me. A young nice looking guy in very tight little shorts (not Koala but the world is not always perfect) He walked right up to me and asked if I was wearing Koala, yes I was and wondered how he knew. I’m a fan and I wear Koala too. We chatted and off he went on his way never knowing that I’m with Koala. If you are the guy I met, you have a great ass! Hope this made you smile.
It’s fixed and it’s better than ever!
Sorry about this last weekend I know a lot of people had issues trying to place orders with their credit cards not being accepted. Our shopping cart is by Big Commerce one of the largest and most secure providers in the market place. We were updating to their newest fastest checkout page and some of our credit card processing did not move with it. That is all fixed now and everything is working great, faster and easier than ever! We have also added the Amazon Pay option (Hooray!) for all you 400,000,000 Amazon users out there. I have used Amazon Pay to checkout on many others sites and thought it was awesome. We are extremely excited to now have this option at Koalaswim.com
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All the guys must be watching the NFL on Sunday because it seemed like it was only me and tons of girls at the beach where it was close to 90 degrees out. Lots of thongs and lots of Brazilian style bikinis on some very large and lovely rears. I actually was one of them choosing to wear a Brazilian style bikini, but of course a micro, micro front.
Last weekend in LA was a blowout with both Saturday and Sunday being completely overcast. This long Labor Day weekend promises to offer some great beach days. It is hotter than hell and at our offices in Chatsworth (the northern most part of Los Angeles) it has been averaging right about 112 degrees. That is ridiculous heat, way too hot for me to being out getting sun. The beaches on the other hand have been running in the high 70s to low 80s. That is perfect weather to strap on a micro swimsuit over my little cock and head down to the beach. I have plans with friends for Saturday and Sunday. I hope to get something going for Monday too. I don’t consider Labor Day the end of summer since we get great beach days through October and some of the nicest beach days even later in the year. That said I hope my spandex friends everywhere will be hitting the beach wearing as little as possible in big numbers! In some areas it is the last call to show off how little you will dare to wear.
All this talk of relaxing has got me feeling a little lazy. While I’m busy typing this blog post on a lovely blazing hot Friday morning (I would much rather be at the beach) I should be taking all the August sale suits offline but I just don’t feel like doing it today so I’m going to let them run until Tuesday! Make sure to find some special treasures for yourself. Remember Fall and Winter are on their way and nothing feels better then a Koala suit under your jeans to make you feel special and sexy all day long!
The last few days of our huge summer sale, it’s been extended due to an extreme case of laziness on my part.
When it gets hot at the beach it generally gets hot with the beach crowd. I love seeing all the people wearing so little clothing. I know the girls are better at it than the boys but I will be out there doing my share trying to wear the smallest suit, man or woman of anyone in Southern California. I would love to know other guys are doing the same. Let’s make the last weekend of August the most micro weekend of the year. Let’s give those hot girls wearing next to nothing a run for the money. Pick one of your favorite Koala swimsuits and hit the beach. I would love to see a big turnout at MDR in SoCal but no matter where you are if the weather is nice make sure to take advantage of it and go as micro as you dare!
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It’s still March and we have had some of the most amazing sun bathing weather I can remember. Perfect in the 70’s, who could ask for more? This last Friday I was lying by the pool after work soaking up a little afternoon sun all by my lonesome when I heard the gate swing open and someone pull up a lounge right next to me. That was not a big deal because there were only a few decent spots left with the late afternoon sun so why not share. I was wearing a Steel Force Thong. I love the slinky shiny fabric and the cut of the pouch. There is a little more pouch room in this design compared to the thong I normally wear. The effect being that my penis when flaccid which is most of the time while I’m relaxing in the sun stands straight up with the head just barely pushing into the pouch. With the other style the pouch is so small that even my tiny shaft can be laid over the balls pushing both the head and a little shaft into the fabric. The Steel Force highlights the absolute smallness of a cock if that is the way you are so endowed but does so proudly with a sense of style. I had my typical towel over the face so it would not get any sun and as such you could only see my body. It turned out the some guy in a Speedo was my new neighbor. I was on the tired side and not too eager to be chatted up but when someone starts talking to me I try never to be rude. Without me even pulling off the towel he introduced himself, hi I’m Kevin…I haven’t seen you here before. That voice sounded so familiar that I pulled off the towel and said hi Kevin I’m Mike nice to meet you and started cracking up. This is one of the guys I had been working out with for years at the gym. Though not close buddies we do say hi and share a machine now and then. He looked shocked. My guess was he didn’t want anyone we know to here he was trying to pick me up, which he was. It took a minute for me to put his mind at ease. I had always known he was gay and though I’m bi he is not really my type that said he is very good looking and very muscular. He could not get over that I was wearing such a micro swimsuit. He told me he never would have guessed that I would wear a swimsuit like that. I told him to check out my tan line next time I’m in the gym’s shower with as a little tease, I’ll be there he said with a huge smile. We hung out and ended up swimming some laps. On the way out I told him I would see him at the gym latter. He flashed a panicked look on his face but I reassured it was our little secret.
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The beach was hot and busy today. After a massive workout I needed a little time to myself and did one of my favorite things: totally veg out at the beach, of course wearing next to nothing. I can’t remember seeing more people walking at the beach than I had today. It was one after another and I was not doubt I was an interesting sight just feet away from all that traffic. I’m not sure about you guys but when I get tired and extremely relaxed my penis at times can become extremely small, that is small even for me! We are talking fraction of an inch small. My cock was In that state today when an idea for a new design came to me based on the micro swimsuit I was wearing. I was thinking of a micro pouch that highlights the shaft with an indentation but not a separate pouch for it. I think this change will showoff off the size of any shaft but especially detail the shaft when it is in its smallest state something I find quite beautiful. I played with the idea at home and I think there is something to it. I would want the finished product to be available in a thong, G-string and bikini one that you could use anywhere. The way it highlights the shaft would be much more subtle than having it in its own separate pouch. Once the shaft is separated from the balls in two pouches the look is awesome but much more extreme almost like a completely exposed penis and many men will not wear that to the beach. The change I envision in this new design will be such that anyone that would wear a bikini would wear this suit.
I have always said if you want to attract people you should wear a micro swimsuit to the beach. In my experience the smaller the better after all there are many guys wearing Speedos and even bikinis but there are not nearly as many of us wearing absolute micro swimsuits one’s that are every bit as small as the smallest swimsuits you see the ladies wearing. Actually the suit I was wearing at the beach yesterday was absolutely smaller by miles over any of the suits the ladies were wearing. I decided to go with a Shy Slut suit. This is the design that you can fold over the flap at the top to reduce the size of the front pouch by about 30%. It is one of the smallest best fitting pouches we make. I have not used this suit for quite some time and I must say it was a blast to wear. In bright yellow and super small you are not about to be missed. Every guy on the beach made sure to do a close up walk or run by assuming I was a topless girl there was a beautiful one lying out about fifty feet away, It was hot as hell yesterday with no breeze and for once the water did not look wonderful. It looked like it had some sort of gross algae bloom, on top of not having any waves. It was almost too hot! After doing an extreme workout in the morning the only thing I was capable of doing was taking a nap of which I did for about an hour. When I awoke there were four single guys one on each side of me. All wearing shorts but obviously interested in checking out my micro. There was lots of room on the beach enough so that we did not need to be on top of each other it was by choice that they were so close. As I have said many times these designs are magnets, yesterday it was a man magnet.