I’m going to do my best to make it to my favorite stretch of beach this weekend, the beach between MDR and Venice. It would be just awesome to see as many guys as possible wearing as little as possible. Grab your micro swimsuit and let’s make our own bikini bash! If you are not in LA why not get a group of guys together in your area and hit the beach, lake or river in your part of the world.
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Nothing makes the beach more fun than great weather a micro swimsuit and some nice waves that is unless you end up with a bunch of girls around you wearing tiny little thongs too. I have always said that when I wear a thong to the beach it seems to act like a magnet. Wearing thongs are great for attracting men but in their own stealthy way even better for attracting women. Wednesday afternoon I headed down to the beach, got a great parking spot and grabbed a spot as far away from all the kids as I could. Quiet alone time sounded great and though there were tons of kids playing and having a great time I was far enough away to be in my own little blissful spot. I kid you not within twenty minutes there were eight young ladies spread all around me wearing thongs too. As if the beach was not eye candy enough the thong gods delivered me even more eye candy.
My summer fun always includes lots of beach time, body-surfing, playing volleyball on the beach while wearing micro swimwear smaller than most of the girls wear along with strolling the beach. Transformation style thongs and bikinis are definitely going to be part of the plan. I hope a lot of the above activities are on your docket. I would love to hear about summer plans that include taking a cruises and how wearing micro swimsuits work into those plans. Over the years I have talked to many guys that have used some of the smallest swimsuits imaginable on cruise ships. I know that the Atlantis cruises which are geared to gay men but open to all are great places to show off your most extreme thongs and G-strings but I would like to hear about some of the more mainstream cruise lines and your experiences. Please share them.
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I was born and raised in Los Angeles and some of my first memories are being at the beach with my family. The ocean is truly a part of my soul I have an intense love for it. June is one of the toughest months of the year for having a combination of the beach and the sun days. Here it is call June Gloom. While the rest of the country starts to bask in the warm glow of summer at the beaches of Southern California we are forced to wait until the very end of June and sometimes early July for the sun to break through. I generally have better beach days in January than in June. I crave my micro swimwear beach days with the feeling of being virtually nude on the beach for a day of relaxing and taking in the rays that has a tremendous pull on me. I’m all shaved up and ready though I have not yet picked out which suit is going to be my go to beach thong this season. I it is more likely I will choose two since going femme will be part of my beach routine along with some sort of micro bulge design.
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As most of the mensswimwearblog.com readers know given my choice I prefer to wear a swimsuit mostly thong designs that show my penis in a very compressed state. They take a small penis and it makes it look extremely small. These are not feminizing swimsuits designs just standard Koala micro pouch styles. Many of the micro pouch designs compress the penis enough to confuse people that might be taking a quick peek at me, wondering if I am male or female it also helps that I keep between my legs completely shave and the designs I wear keep that entire area almost fully exposed all the time. The end of the pouch is just at the very base of the balls followed by a narrow strap. I know how many people view this not only from neighbors telling me so while I’m sunning around the pool but hearing from total strangers talking loud at the beach and some even coming up and asking. Most of the time it seems to be women that are confused. My neighbors are used to it but every once in a while someone asks me about my choice in swimsuits. I completely understand this because as I glance down at my pouch it looks ridiculously small even to my eyes. From two feet away on my own body I see how many would think I might be female. Years ago that might have bothered me a little but I have learned to love it after all the female form is awesome and the fact is I am never going to blow someone away with my giant cock pushing through a little pouch. I’ve learned to enjoy and get immense pleasure from going micro.
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It’s still March and we have had some of the most amazing sun bathing weather I can remember. Perfect in the 70’s, who could ask for more? This last Friday I was lying by the pool after work soaking up a little afternoon sun all by my lonesome when I heard the gate swing open and someone pull up a lounge right next to me. That was not a big deal because there were only a few decent spots left with the late afternoon sun so why not share. I was wearing a Steel Force Thong. I love the slinky shiny fabric and the cut of the pouch. There is a little more pouch room in this design compared to the thong I normally wear. The effect being that my penis when flaccid which is most of the time while I’m relaxing in the sun stands straight up with the head just barely pushing into the pouch. With the other style the pouch is so small that even my tiny shaft can be laid over the balls pushing both the head and a little shaft into the fabric. The Steel Force highlights the absolute smallness of a cock if that is the way you are so endowed but does so proudly with a sense of style. I had my typical towel over the face so it would not get any sun and as such you could only see my body. It turned out the some guy in a Speedo was my new neighbor. I was on the tired side and not too eager to be chatted up but when someone starts talking to me I try never to be rude. Without me even pulling off the towel he introduced himself, hi I’m Kevin…I haven’t seen you here before. That voice sounded so familiar that I pulled off the towel and said hi Kevin I’m Mike nice to meet you and started cracking up. This is one of the guys I had been working out with for years at the gym. Though not close buddies we do say hi and share a machine now and then. He looked shocked. My guess was he didn’t want anyone we know to here he was trying to pick me up, which he was. It took a minute for me to put his mind at ease. I had always known he was gay and though I’m bi he is not really my type that said he is very good looking and very muscular. He could not get over that I was wearing such a micro swimsuit. He told me he never would have guessed that I would wear a swimsuit like that. I told him to check out my tan line next time I’m in the gym’s shower with as a little tease, I’ll be there he said with a huge smile. We hung out and ended up swimming some laps. On the way out I told him I would see him at the gym latter. He flashed a panicked look on his face but I reassured it was our little secret.
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I guess most guys are back to watching college football on Saturday at least it seemed so yesterday. Yesterday was just about perfect with a great breeze and nice warm sand. The beach was so empty for being so nice out. I know people love football but there are only so many nice beach days left this season until we need to start looking at other parts of the world to keep our sexy tan lines going. I’m hoping that here in Los Angeles we something that resembles a Fall or Winter this year so I will need to travel There were a couple guys lying near by one wearing a bikini and one a Speedo. Hot guys wearing swimsuits that looked like they were painted always gets my attention, too bad they were not wearing Koala micros so I could see the shapes of their cocks and most likely much more of their lovely asses.
The Labor Day weekend included a number of great beach days one of which held quite a surprise for me and for a close friend of the family. Monday I was lying out with a girlfriend down out my regular beach which was as busy as you would expect on a Labor Day Weekend. It was on the windy side and the surf was blown out so no decent waves to ride. There was a group of girls and a guy on the side of us maybe sixty feet away that were not there before I took my nap. Like usual I was wearing one of Koala’s smallest little G-string/thong designs that proudly shows that I am completely shaved and rather small up front. I could see a number of the girls looked great and were wearing sexy little swimsuits but they were just a little too far away for me to see them clearly. I walked down to soak my feet in the water and a minute later I heard Uncle Mike? And then a beautiful girl appeared in front of me one of the group that was sitting near by. It happened to be a young lady that I have known and loved like a daughter since she was little. She stood there looking at me with a sly smile and said I had no idea you would wear a G-string to the beach. It does not happen to me often but the truth was I was not only speechless but I think I probably turned a few shades of red with embarrassment, standing in front of this lovely girl that I have known forever with me wearing next to nothing I finally pulled myself together and said this is as close to nude as I can legally get on this beach. I noticed she was not wearing much more than I was but of course being a California girl she was raised wearing very little. I know a lot of guys (some Koala customers included) are worried about a friend or family member seeing them wearing micro swimwear but like in most cases what we worry about is much worse than the actual reality. My young friend and her group of friends joined us for the rest of the afternoon. They were all twenty four and not one of them gave my little swimsuit a second look. It was as natural for them as a girl wearing one. I hope that is a sign of changes to come.
I think by now you know that I love going to the beach. I find it one of the most pleasurable, relaxing and rejuvenating things to do. I will never be mistaken a bodybuilder though I do try hard to stay in shape. The fact is the tiny thong I wear is a little feminine not because it is a transformation style (it is a bulge pouch style) but because from a distance most men wearing them look female even to me. Things will likely remain that way until many more men are wearing them. The beach I hang out at the most is Venice and there are a lot of guys wearing bikinis and thongs so when I am walking down to the water I am not always defaulting to female when I look at people. That said I believe women have some of the most amazing bodies on the planet, just beautiful and if someone mistakes you as one especially when you are wearing so little I find that to be a total compliment. This happens more often with men because men are truly hound dogs always on the lookout for someone who visually arouses them. That is why most of us gay, straight or bi will see either a man or women wearing a thong and we want to get a closer look. It is totally natural. Women do the same thing but they are not nearly as blatant as men, that is unless they have had a few drinks and then they can as bad, even worse than men. I had a group of at least six women set up right next to me on Saturday and each one of them had something to say about me, thinking I was a woman as they walked up. They did not say anything mean in fact I liked them talking about the way I looked in my suit but they were so loud everyone else around us could hear them guessing if I was gay or straight, how big my cock was (one of them said how small it might be but you can’t be angry about the truth) and other silly things. It was obvious they had been drinking and as soon as they sat down they were busy having more beers. Some guys might have been a little rattled by all this but I figured what the hell if I am going to wear swimsuits so micro I am going to get catcalls every now and then. I got up and strutted down to the water making sure they all got a great look at my very tan ass, I even did a nice deep bend to touch the water so they would get an eyeful! In a silly little way I find it all empowering.