Choosing the best swimwear style for your body
It’s funny how different styles look better than others on any given day. I generally go with my default which is a micro thong. This works great for my body since I have a fairly large round ass that craves attention and a very small penis which craves the minimal amount of coverage. My body enjoys the fell of being almost nude and generally wearing less sometimes way less than anyone else on even the busiest beaches. There are times when my body is not in the mood to wear a tiny thong and I feel that I look better in a bikini or a pair of micro shorts. If I am taking long walks on the beach one of my personal favorite suits to wear is the Party Girl bikini, it fits me to perfection and has enough coverage in the rear so even if we are walking over to Santa Monica pier which can have thousands of people I still feel like I’m wearing enough and I am finally used to having the front pouch look like a tiny vagina, it’s so sexy and so confusing. When I’m really active playing volleyball or body surfing I will go with a pair of micro shorts. I keep a few different ones around and go with the ones that look best that day though my choice is always going to be one that shows a lot of cheek, that’s just me.
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The wet spot.
I have found in my many years of wearing hot spandex micro suits, shorts and tights that when you mix, penis, spandex, activity, lounging and the spandex mindset you are almost always going to end up with a wet spot. That wet spot as we all know is Precum. If the water is close by and it is hot out taking a dip clears up that pesky little wet spot every time but if you don’t feel like getting in the water you might think about preventing wet spots. Once a tight little thong is pushing hard against your penis you are going to have some wetness it is totally natural it happens to use all but if you what to hide that wet spot you might think about taking a small piece of a women’s sanitary pad and put it over the tip of the penis head. I have done that many times especially when I take a run wearing spandex and it works great. One pad can be cut into many mini pads and they will last you for many outings. I know of some men that get so wet they actually wear a condom. My penis is too small for that but if you can use one it is a 100% fix. I’d like to hear your opinion as to if you would try to hide your wet spot or be proud to have it there?
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Love those beach days.
I love being seen wearing my micro swimsuits. I love the way they feel, I love the way they look and I love the way people react to me wearing them. You might think that after all these years it might become routine but that never happens. It is always fun and exciting to turn heads as I did this weekend at the beach and in some ways it is more fun than ever since so many women and girls are wearing what I believe to be the sexiest swimsuits I have ever seen as far as so many of them partaking in wearing them. I see moms with kids wearing thongs and the most extreme Brazilian cuts with lots of ass exposed and by the looks of it no pubic hair what so ever. Even the older teens are wearing very little and around there families to boot. Things are definitely loosing up that is people are getting much more comfortable as a whole showing skin. Even the micro suits I wear which are always smaller than the smallest suits I see the ladies wearing are not shocking people over the edge. Yes people stare but they are almost always smiling these days and many times, more than ever I am getting positive feedback from many different types of people including straight guys!, how times have changed and for the better.
Dolphins dancing and people blending in.
Blending in, could that ever happen to me when I am wearing a micro thong on one of the busiest beach days of the year? It could if the dolphins were putting on the show of a lifetime and everyone on the beach was in awe of what was happening. That is exactly what happened last Sunday. The beach was beautiful, the waves large and the crowds huge. I was with a couple of guy friends, one who was wearing a Koala Pleasure Chest…yes to Koala bikinis and the other just regular board shorts, how boring is that. My bikini buddy was the first to spot the dolphins playing in the surf. I have seen this many times but it is always a treat and many folks have never seen it before. The dolphin actually body surf in on the waves. This was a nice size pod of eight dolphins and some were extremely large. They were shooting in and out of the waves without a thought of all the people in the water. As in a trance I walked over to the surf line and just started watching from this better vantage point. Within minutes it seems like the entire beach was all around me, many had their phones out filming the dolphins at play. I’m not sure if this is possible but it seemed like the dolphins knew we were all watching and took their little show to a higher level one that I had never seen before and by the cheers I heard my guess is many others had never seen such a show either. Jumping and flipping out of the water, swimming on their backs, play wrestling with each other and amazing everyone watching. This went on for about an hour. When I did look around I noticed girls in tiny bikinis, guys in Speedos, hot ladies and teens in thongs and regular folk in typical boring swimwear but no one really paying attention to what anyone was wearing. I’m sure many noticed what I was wearing (how little I was wearing) but the sight of the dolphins playing made it so we all just blended in to one another.
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Spring or Summer?
It looks like we had a very short spring on the West Coast especially SoCal where it is absolutely blazing today. Out here it can be downright cold and cloudy in May but it is very hot today with even the beaches on the warm side. Just for the hell of it I just looked over a weather map of the United States and it looks to be nice to very hot all over the place. Al this talk of weather leads me to the obvious point that it time to get ready for a long micro swimsuit season. If you have let those bushes grow over the cold season then it is time to trim or my preference shave it all off and maybe look for some other areas to trim, shave or wax! Don’t forget your Tendskin to keep all the red bumps away. We have it in stock or you can buy it at many pharmacies or even Amazon. Make sure to keep your skin well hydrated with skin lotions and by drinking much more water. Also keep in mind if you are checking out other guys wearing hot spandex micro suits (hopefully only Koala suits) and the pouches look extremely full, many of them might just be wearing our new Tango Penis cover/ extender. The Tango keeps you from getting the ever present wet spots we all tend to get from being so aroused wearing micro bikinis, thongs and G-strings and also gives you the additional benefit of naturally making your penis look much larger in the pouch. You will not have to dream any longer of having that extra inch at the beach.
I have actually had a chance to lay around the pool a couple of times this week during my lunch break. Mid 70s and low 80s is just about perfect weather in my book and a great way to end the month of March. I have continued doing 300 squats a day and I plan on continuing and maybe even adding to that in April. I am very motivated to make my ass look as good as possible for my favorite time of the year, Micro swimsuit season. Thought I would post a photo to show how it is coming along. It is no model’s ass but I think it is starting to get there.
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Stop hiding your penis!
Women might not say so but the truth is they love showing off their assets and after all, the micro swimwear trend started with the girl’s years ago. It is now a well established and powerful trend. I have said for many years that men should not be afraid to show their assets too. That includes both your ass and your penis. It does not matter how big or small either is. It is highly pleasurable to be sporting a spandex bulge and just like when ladies show off their breasts or a little camel toe it is never about the size but about the beauty of the human form (OK sometimes it is about size but my cock is small and I love showing my little bulge, sometimes I will wear a penis shaped pouch with a micro sleeve a very small sleeve that fits me showing the world the exact size no guessing needed) If you have ever been to a nude beach something I have done on many occasions you quickly find that since almost everyone is nude, nude becomes the norm. Often at that point you are wondering why some people are wearing suits. I’m not sure nude will be the norm anytime soon on beaches in the USA and Asia, many European beaches do offer nude sun bathing. We are working hard at making almost nude the norm at Koalaswim.com and we are hot on the trail blazed by the ladies.
I have been so busy remodeling our offices, making sure every order gets shipped on time and what seems to be non-stop running around that the summer seems to have flown by. We were so busy I did not get a chance to take a vacation at all but I did manage to get some very good quality beach time in.
Our offices are completely done and we are humming along nicely not to mention much more efficiently. All this should allow me to start posting regularly again. Not sure if this coming weekend is going to offer much beach worthy weather but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Last weekend was absolutely perfect beach weather. Sunday was a particularly nice day because I met a new very sexy friend. I never like to get right on top of people when looking for a spot to tan, I like my space and I respect other peoples space that said if people choose to park right next to me when I’m obviously as close to nude as one can be without being nude, I’m cool with that. I had a feeling it was going to be a nice weekend for people watching. It started Saturday with a young European couple parked right next to my spandex buddy and myself. Both of us were wearing micro thongs .Some of the time we end up other guys hanging around us, guys into seeing us in our tiny swimsuits. More often than not girls wearing swimsuits almost as small end up close by, this is something I have noticed for many years. Back to the couple: This couple could not have been out of their twenties, he was thin with a nice tone body wearing spandex shorts, nothing too sexy but it was showing a slight bulge. His girlfriend was wearing a little black bikini with some cheek showing…nice. They went down to the water and were having a good time, very sensual play, no kids around so why not. Back on their towels I noticed them looking at us so I waived and she walked over. Is it OK to go topless here she said in a thick Eastern European accent? It’s OK with me I said but added that it’s not legal but the worst I have seen is the police asking girls to put their tops back on. She thanked me and dropped her top off the second she was back at her towel. She was stunning. The police seemed to be rolling by more often than usual my guess is to check out those lovely breasts because they never stopped to say boo. Maybe our boys are starting to grow up?
Continued next post
Last weekend in LA was a blowout with both Saturday and Sunday being completely overcast. This long Labor Day weekend promises to offer some great beach days. It is hotter than hell and at our offices in Chatsworth (the northern most part of Los Angeles) it has been averaging right about 112 degrees. That is ridiculous heat, way too hot for me to being out getting sun. The beaches on the other hand have been running in the high 70s to low 80s. That is perfect weather to strap on a micro swimsuit over my little cock and head down to the beach. I have plans with friends for Saturday and Sunday. I hope to get something going for Monday too. I don’t consider Labor Day the end of summer since we get great beach days through October and some of the nicest beach days even later in the year. That said I hope my spandex friends everywhere will be hitting the beach wearing as little as possible in big numbers! In some areas it is the last call to show off how little you will dare to wear.
All this talk of relaxing has got me feeling a little lazy. While I’m busy typing this blog post on a lovely blazing hot Friday morning (I would much rather be at the beach) I should be taking all the August sale suits offline but I just don’t feel like doing it today so I’m going to let them run until Tuesday! Make sure to find some special treasures for yourself. Remember Fall and Winter are on their way and nothing feels better then a Koala suit under your jeans to make you feel special and sexy all day long!
The last few days of our huge summer sale, it’s been extended due to an extreme case of laziness on my part.
I’m going to do my best to make it to my favorite stretch of beach this weekend, the beach between MDR and Venice. It would be just awesome to see as many guys as possible wearing as little as possible. Grab your micro swimsuit and let’s make our own bikini bash! If you are not in LA why not get a group of guys together in your area and hit the beach, lake or river in your part of the world.
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