Spring or Summer?
It looks like we had a very short spring on the West Coast especially SoCal where it is absolutely blazing today. Out here it can be downright cold and cloudy in May but it is very hot today with even the beaches on the warm side. Just for the hell of it I just looked over a weather map of the United States and it looks to be nice to very hot all over the place. Al this talk of weather leads me to the obvious point that it time to get ready for a long micro swimsuit season. If you have let those bushes grow over the cold season then it is time to trim or my preference shave it all off and maybe look for some other areas to trim, shave or wax! Don’t forget your Tendskin to keep all the red bumps away. We have it in stock or you can buy it at many pharmacies or even Amazon. Make sure to keep your skin well hydrated with skin lotions and by drinking much more water. Also keep in mind if you are checking out other guys wearing hot spandex micro suits (hopefully only Koala suits) and the pouches look extremely full, many of them might just be wearing our new Tango Penis cover/ extender. The Tango keeps you from getting the ever present wet spots we all tend to get from being so aroused wearing micro bikinis, thongs and G-strings and also gives you the additional benefit of naturally making your penis look much larger in the pouch. You will not have to dream any longer of having that extra inch at the beach.
I have actually had a chance to lay around the pool a couple of times this week during my lunch break. Mid 70s and low 80s is just about perfect weather in my book and a great way to end the month of March. I have continued doing 300 squats a day and I plan on continuing and maybe even adding to that in April. I am very motivated to make my ass look as good as possible for my favorite time of the year, Micro swimsuit season. Thought I would post a photo to show how it is coming along. It is no model’s ass but I think it is starting to get there.
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Women might not say so but the truth is they love showing off their assets and after all, the micro swimwear trend started with the girl’s years ago. It is now a well established and powerful trend. I have said for many years that men should not be afraid to show their assets too. That includes both your ass and your penis. It does not matter how big or small either is. It is highly pleasurable to be sporting a spandex bulge and just like when ladies show off their breasts or a little camel toe it is never about the size but about the beauty of the human form (OK sometimes it is about size but my cock is small and I love showing my little bulge, sometimes I will wear a penis shaped pouch with a micro sleeve a very small sleeve that fits me showing the world the exact size no guessing needed) If you have ever been to a nude beach something I have done on many occasions you quickly find that since almost everyone is nude, nude becomes the norm. Often at that point you are wondering why some people are wearing suits. I’m not sure nude will be the norm anytime soon on beaches in the USA and Asia, many European beaches do offer nude sun bathing. We are working hard at making almost nude the norm at Koalaswim.com and we are hot on the trail blazed by the ladies.
I have been so busy remodeling our offices, making sure every order gets shipped on time and what seems to be non-stop running around that the summer seems to have flown by. We were so busy I did not get a chance to take a vacation at all but I did manage to get some very good quality beach time in.
Our offices are completely done and we are humming along nicely not to mention much more efficiently. All this should allow me to start posting regularly again. Not sure if this coming weekend is going to offer much beach worthy weather but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Last weekend was absolutely perfect beach weather. Sunday was a particularly nice day because I met a new very sexy friend. I never like to get right on top of people when looking for a spot to tan, I like my space and I respect other peoples space that said if people choose to park right next to me when I’m obviously as close to nude as one can be without being nude, I’m cool with that. I had a feeling it was going to be a nice weekend for people watching. It started Saturday with a young European couple parked right next to my spandex buddy and myself. Both of us were wearing micro thongs .Some of the time we end up other guys hanging around us, guys into seeing us in our tiny swimsuits. More often than not girls wearing swimsuits almost as small end up close by, this is something I have noticed for many years. Back to the couple: This couple could not have been out of their twenties, he was thin with a nice tone body wearing spandex shorts, nothing too sexy but it was showing a slight bulge. His girlfriend was wearing a little black bikini with some cheek showing…nice. They went down to the water and were having a good time, very sensual play, no kids around so why not. Back on their towels I noticed them looking at us so I waived and she walked over. Is it OK to go topless here she said in a thick Eastern European accent? It’s OK with me I said but added that it’s not legal but the worst I have seen is the police asking girls to put their tops back on. She thanked me and dropped her top off the second she was back at her towel. She was stunning. The police seemed to be rolling by more often than usual my guess is to check out those lovely breasts because they never stopped to say boo. Maybe our boys are starting to grow up?
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Last weekend in LA was a blowout with both Saturday and Sunday being completely overcast. This long Labor Day weekend promises to offer some great beach days. It is hotter than hell and at our offices in Chatsworth (the northern most part of Los Angeles) it has been averaging right about 112 degrees. That is ridiculous heat, way too hot for me to being out getting sun. The beaches on the other hand have been running in the high 70s to low 80s. That is perfect weather to strap on a micro swimsuit over my little cock and head down to the beach. I have plans with friends for Saturday and Sunday. I hope to get something going for Monday too. I don’t consider Labor Day the end of summer since we get great beach days through October and some of the nicest beach days even later in the year. That said I hope my spandex friends everywhere will be hitting the beach wearing as little as possible in big numbers! In some areas it is the last call to show off how little you will dare to wear.
All this talk of relaxing has got me feeling a little lazy. While I’m busy typing this blog post on a lovely blazing hot Friday morning (I would much rather be at the beach) I should be taking all the August sale suits offline but I just don’t feel like doing it today so I’m going to let them run until Tuesday! Make sure to find some special treasures for yourself. Remember Fall and Winter are on their way and nothing feels better then a Koala suit under your jeans to make you feel special and sexy all day long!
The last few days of our huge summer sale, it’s been extended due to an extreme case of laziness on my part.
I’m going to do my best to make it to my favorite stretch of beach this weekend, the beach between MDR and Venice. It would be just awesome to see as many guys as possible wearing as little as possible. Grab your micro swimsuit and let’s make our own bikini bash! If you are not in LA why not get a group of guys together in your area and hit the beach, lake or river in your part of the world.
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Nothing makes the beach more fun than great weather a micro swimsuit and some nice waves that is unless you end up with a bunch of girls around you wearing tiny little thongs too. I have always said that when I wear a thong to the beach it seems to act like a magnet. Wearing thongs are great for attracting men but in their own stealthy way even better for attracting women. Wednesday afternoon I headed down to the beach, got a great parking spot and grabbed a spot as far away from all the kids as I could. Quiet alone time sounded great and though there were tons of kids playing and having a great time I was far enough away to be in my own little blissful spot. I kid you not within twenty minutes there were eight young ladies spread all around me wearing thongs too. As if the beach was not eye candy enough the thong gods delivered me even more eye candy.
My summer fun always includes lots of beach time, body-surfing, playing volleyball on the beach while wearing micro swimwear smaller than most of the girls wear along with strolling the beach. Transformation style thongs and bikinis are definitely going to be part of the plan. I hope a lot of the above activities are on your docket. I would love to hear about summer plans that include taking a cruises and how wearing micro swimsuits work into those plans. Over the years I have talked to many guys that have used some of the smallest swimsuits imaginable on cruise ships. I know that the Atlantis cruises which are geared to gay men but open to all are great places to show off your most extreme thongs and G-strings but I would like to hear about some of the more mainstream cruise lines and your experiences. Please share them.
Don’t forget to check out the June Koala newsletter and sale.
I was born and raised in Los Angeles and some of my first memories are being at the beach with my family. The ocean is truly a part of my soul I have an intense love for it. June is one of the toughest months of the year for having a combination of the beach and the sun days. Here it is call June Gloom. While the rest of the country starts to bask in the warm glow of summer at the beaches of Southern California we are forced to wait until the very end of June and sometimes early July for the sun to break through. I generally have better beach days in January than in June. I crave my micro swimwear beach days with the feeling of being virtually nude on the beach for a day of relaxing and taking in the rays that has a tremendous pull on me. I’m all shaved up and ready though I have not yet picked out which suit is going to be my go to beach thong this season. I it is more likely I will choose two since going femme will be part of my beach routine along with some sort of micro bulge design.
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We have built up a huge following of male chastity customers. There was really never a plan to do this it was just an aspect of sexuality that appealed to me just as extreme men’s swimwear, transsexual fashion, cock rings along with other exciting sexual based interests do. Variety is after all the spice of life.
We have a few new male chastity devices coming online in the next few weeks. Following our latest break-out best seller micro male chastity cage the “Little Joe” we have found an even smaller almost unimaginably small new stainless steel cage called the “Thimblelina” It is a tiny thimble of a cock cage created for both secure imprisonment and total humiliation. We will be offering two styles, one with a catheter and one without. The other new un-named design is an insanely secure stainless steel cage made to handle small to larger cocks in complete comfort.
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