Ever since the pandemic hit, we have been extremely short staffed at Koalaswim.com. The rules here in Los Angeles as it applies to employees makes it difficult for me to do anything but work (that is if I want to get everything shipped on time which I do. My OCD at work) and that includes writing blog posts and getting to the beach to enjoy the summer. I have been able to sneak away in the afternoons here and there. One of my favorite things to do is go paddle boarding. For me it hits the mark for a lot of things I enjoy. I love being on the water, I love the breeze coming off the ocean, I enjoy the intense workout and most of all I can wear my skimpy suits. Now unlike the beach where you now see lots of guys in spandex shorts bikinis and thongs most of the men paddling are wearing baggy shorts nothing sexy. On the other hand, the ladies are wearing lots of sexy stuff. With so many girls in thongs and Brazilian cut bikinis it is like a wonderful ass show out there. All shapes and sizes. The ladies are not nearly as concerned about showing some skin as the men seem to be. Which brings me back to my paddle board travels. Whether I am wearing a tiny bikini and as you know all Koala bikinis are tiny or a pair of micro shorts, I am getting all sorts of attention. The other day I was wearing a pair of Deep Penetrating Micro Shorts working up quite a sweet paddling around the marina and out to the ocean. These shorts fit like a second skin and though my bulge is not big, you can clearly see the outline of my cock. Between all the people hanging out on their boats and all the other guys along with way more girls paddling and kayaking I stood out as the only guy wearing something hot. Between my body glistening from a hard workout, a fair amount of ass showing and a small but well shown bulge I received lots of smiles waves and a few boats loaded with ladies drinking hooting and hollering. If it were a bunch of guys doing the same to girl wearing a sexy suit it would not be socially acceptable but no problem when the shoes on the other foot. Lucky for me I like the attention.
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Dazzling Beach day
When the beach is beautiful and covered with one girl after another walking about wearing thongs along with guys up and down the sand wearing bikinis and short shorts it is hard to beat a day at the beach! Today was one of those just barely post summer heat wave days and to top things off there were a couple of other guys wearing thongs like myself, though none were quite as micro as mine. My legs must be shaved a little too close because I heard many people walking by wondering if I was a girl. Topless women are a fairly rare site at our beaches until the police patrols lighten up in the next couple weeks than the tops come back off. I had our friendly neighborhood officers make a number of close passes with the patrol trucks. I figure either they too thought they might be getting a peek at a topless female or at least I hope that was the case or for some reason the guys and girls wearing very little on our little stretch of Venice looked like bad guys. It would seem such a waste of their time and our tax dollars to spend gawking at us. PS the waves were absolutely huge today, which was a total surprise. Not one person was out bodysurfing in these killers.
I did the copy photo shoot on Friday and will be posting details and maybe some photos too.
Working in the Warehouse wearing a Wet Works Thong
Working in the warehouse and the office can be quite a chore but it is so much more fun when I am trying on sexy spandex. The Wet Works Thong is one of our most popular swimsuits and one of my personal favorites because of its fantastic fit. The ultra-small shaft display is a look I enjoy and it is extremely comfortable for an entire day at the beach or around the office. The color is eye catching and the thong rear is as good as it gets. Feel free to send your
spandex photos at home, work, on vacation or your favorite beach. I would love to post them. Hinc28@socal.rr.com
Me in a Stimuli cock display just working away. Update on New Designs
I love wearing Koala gear as much as anyone. The cock displays with metal rings always do the trick for me. I get extremely aroused. There is nothing like taking an order wearing a very sexy uniform. I like the underside view of the very tight ball pouch.
Well it is Friday and I met with the girls this morning. I received a lot of products but not everything. I was promised Tuesday which is OK because there is no way we can arrange a photo shoot the week of Christmas. Looks like the very best gifts, the ones you get yourself will be coming
Koala fan and his wife Photos.
Close up shots of a Koala fan and his take on male transformation. He used the “One OF The Girls” suits to make this extremely hot vagina look. The suit is actually being used backwards! Notice the vagina line he drew on with an eye liner pencil. His wife is actually wearing a Koala Micro Me. Made for a man but is small enough to beautifully cover her delicate lips. You’ve got to love a couple into spandex fun together. Very nice I love the male and female pussy photos!
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A cold night is perfect for an ultra micro suit.
I was getting ready to take a shower when I striped off my clothes I noticed my penis was about as small as it ever is. It was less than 1” flaccid, shaved with no hair and looking like a low millage example. If I had posted a photo of it you might have thought it was from someone way under age. It was cold and windy out and the house was cold too. I ran upstairs to put the heat on and decided to take a look in my spandex drawer to see if I had a sample of a Speck Bulge suit which seemed like the perfect suit to take advantage of my very tiny penis. There are two Speck Bulge designs one with the micro pouch that is sheer and the other solid. It turned out I had a solid one. There is an wide heavy duty band which forces the testicles inside of you and holds them in place. The only thing that can be seen visually is the shaft compressed into and unbelievably tiny pouch, the smallest bulge pouch we offer which appears not much larger than a thimble but is able to compress an eight inch cock and make it look like a babies, I have seen this done with my own eyes. My cock in its tiniest form was no problem to get in. The way this micro pouch works is that the shaft is folded in half and pushed in, mine was so small it fit in without being folded. It is an extremely striking design one that I had fun just modeling for myself but one that can be used in public any place a thong can be.
Running the dream part 3
I caught a young woman glancing back to catch a rear view. I did notice a few guys take photos of me with their phones from distance far enough away that I can’t be sure if they thought I was a girl or a guy. My guess would be that they saw the bikini and figured a girl and took the shot. I would love to see their expression when they zoomed in on the shot. Being an exhibitionist albeit a reluctant one on my first real fem jog I have no problems with people snapping shots. I think the same goes for men or women if you are going to wear sexy little swimsuits you should expect people are going to look, is human nature. A couple of surfer guys whistled at me as I passed. Running along the beach on this beautiful cool day was simply amazing. I was totally in touch with my feminine side and the truth is I can’t wait to lose a few more pounds and do it on a busier day. By the time I finished the run I was hot and sweaty. Even running hard my vagina look pouch kept it shape without any of me spilling out. If I get down to my perfect weight I will be doing it in a fem thong and maybe even a longer run. Once back on my beach towel I rested for a bit and then feeling refreshed and still very excited about wearing my transformation bikini I decided to do a yoga workout. I am not very skilled but I did lots of stretches, downward dogs, child’s pose and more. With some of the stretches I could clearly see my lips and some the poses forced the lips together making my camel toe super small and very defined. During one of the stretches I actually squirted a little pre-cum and even that felt like a vagina getting wet rather than coming from my nonexistent penis. I ended the day with a workout at the gym wearing a pair of Deep Penetrating Shorts and my spandex top making it the first time of the day I looked like a real man. I used a cock ring to keep the pouch full since after compressing my shaft for such a long period of time it seemed to need some help to look like the real thing. I went to one of the smaller LA Fitness centers and I attracted some attention. I met a nice younger guy who seemed to be very happy watching me bench press. I got his number and a spandex workout together might be in the future.
Running the dream part 2
I slipped on the Spicy Girl and the fit was perfect. It is hard to describe how complete the transformation is while wearing a suit as extreme as this but I can tell you that anyone looking at me would be completely confused and my guess is from a distance I would look female since there is no bulge at all. I grabbed a towel set it out on the beach, took a big breath and I was off and running. No back-up plan just a tiny bikini with a pussy looking front, minimal rear and a tight spandex sleeveless top. In some ways I was less than naked. If I was nude at least you would see a penis however small it might be but now for the first time I was so close to being female it was scary. I looked down and could clearly see the outline of a vagina which meant everyone else would see it too. The thought of that made me a little nervous but added a lot of excitement to my run. I felt an immense freedom wash over me as I started my run. If you have ever ran hard wearing a micro bikini something I love doing you know that even with the tight compression of the pouch on a string bikini, thong, bikini or even micro shorts you can feel bulge movement. That movement feels great and the visual is strongly masculine even though what you are wearing might be considered by some feminine. Wearing a transformation suit running the same way there is no movement. There is no movement because there is no cock bulge. The vagina shaped pouch keeps the shaft firmly compressed inside of me and the reshaped balls are as firm as real lips, my guess is maybe just a little more tender. The first few people to pass me on the run were men. Listening to their music and like must guys in their own world. The girls that passed me were completely different. Women in general seem to be more relaxed and friendly while on a run, more social. Most would smile all would look at my suit and all would take a quick double take. Passing by them so quick with eye contact for no more than a moment it was hard to gauge what they were thinking. My thoughts are they did not have time to process the difference of male on top and obviously female on the bottom let alone have it make any sense.
Running the dream part 3
Running the dream
I had an appointment near the beach yesterday mid-day and decided instead of taking a lunch break I would go down to the beach to take a run along with doing some yoga stretching if it was nice out. It was not something I planned out but since I was down there I thought I would take a look and see how the beach was. It was sunny and 69 what a great number. Warm enough to get bit of sun after a nice two mile run. There were a handful of people on the beach but for the most part just surfers, runners and walkers. I felt like going sexy wearing my Sassy Boy Shorts. I looked through my bag and found the shorts but next to them was a beautiful matt black bikini. This turned out to be a sample suit from the upcoming collection called Spicy Girl. With a Koala full back exposing only about 25% cheek (as full a back as we make) and the front a total feminine conversion. The Spicy Girl is a complete male to female transformation design that shows off nothing but a tiny little set of very feminine lips. I had a tight fitting spandex Under Armour top in black and thought it would look great with the bikini bottom and it would keep me warm enough. The question was am I ready to do a total fem run in just this tiny bikini, spandex top and nothing else. A commitment to run two miles with lots of people seeing my bare legs, little bit of ass, semi ripped upper body and my totally visible vagina. I decided I was ready!
Continued next post
New pouch only design
Most readers of this blog know what Koala is all about but for new readers let me give you a quick rundown. Koala is about the world’s most extreme men’s swimwear, fetish spandex, cock displays, extreme shorts and coming soon amazing tights. We made our name with swimwear designs that have been created to be fun, sexy, functional and most of all micro and all of our suits are made in the USA with love. One of our passions and many of our customers favorites are the pouch only designs. We have been making pouch only swimsuits for years and we are always working on perfecting the designs. This new design targeted a need specifically for me even though many other customers have asked for this type of pouch. I have included a photo of me wearing it. This beautiful little pink pouch should be able to see beach use anywhere you can use a G-string. My issue with pouches has always been penis shrinkage. I am not big to start with and once in the water my little cock becomes unbelievably small, often well less than 1”. This pouch is constructed with a built in 3 ring metal cock ring cage along with an adjustable outer cock ring. Not only will it stay on in the water and make the smallest penis look like a nice sized bulge it will keep the penis from shrinkage holding it firmly in place. I love the way this pouch only suit looks and feels, can’t wait to see it on a model.