Sometimes I wonder what to do with those silly lovely balls. You would think after all off these years I would have figured out a way to tan lying on my side and have it be comfortable. Make sure to post if you know a way to tan on your side that feels good! The girls do it effortlessly with those wonderful shapely hips but no such luck for us boys. To top it off where do the balls go? It was 80 degrees in Los Angeles today smack dab in the middle of winter so of course I had to spend my lunch break in the sun. I wanted to work on my side tan and I can never get comfortable enough to take a nap. I was wearing a tiny thong and while on my side my balls tend to be pushed back between my legs almost between my cheeks. There is not much cock to see from the front but everyone gets a nice ball shot from the rear from a side view. I wish I could figure out a way to make it all feel better. I may just try a transformation suit the next time I go for a side tan!
I’m back though I actually I never left but have been too busy to write the blog which is something I really miss doing. No promises this time on how often I will post it adds to much pressure to a pressure filled day but I will be posting on a regular basis.
We have added so many male chastity devices it is insane. We have the smallest micro cages on the planet with some new borderline disturbing creations coming in the next few weeks. They are unlike any cage I have ever seen anywhere and they are the brainchild of my ideas and those of our hardcore chastity customers. I can’t wait for you to see them. We have been busting it the last few weeks completely re-shelving our warehouse to give us more room for the up-coming new swimwear designs. They were supposed by be ready before the holidays but when they are being done one at a time by our lovely ladies who have been working with us for almost thirty year’s we let them work at their own pace. Sometimes perfection requires patience. The weather here is beautiful today and I think it’s time to stick my tiny penis in a tinier G-string and get some sun during lunch.
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Choosing the best swimwear style for your body
It’s funny how different styles look better than others on any given day. I generally go with my default which is a micro thong. This works great for my body since I have a fairly large round ass that craves attention and a very small penis which craves the minimal amount of coverage. My body enjoys the fell of being almost nude and generally wearing less sometimes way less than anyone else on even the busiest beaches. There are times when my body is not in the mood to wear a tiny thong and I feel that I look better in a bikini or a pair of micro shorts. If I am taking long walks on the beach one of my personal favorite suits to wear is the Party Girl bikini, it fits me to perfection and has enough coverage in the rear so even if we are walking over to Santa Monica pier which can have thousands of people I still feel like I’m wearing enough and I am finally used to having the front pouch look like a tiny vagina, it’s so sexy and so confusing. When I’m really active playing volleyball or body surfing I will go with a pair of micro shorts. I keep a few different ones around and go with the ones that look best that day though my choice is always going to be one that shows a lot of cheek, that’s just me.
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The wet spot.
I have found in my many years of wearing hot spandex micro suits, shorts and tights that when you mix, penis, spandex, activity, lounging and the spandex mindset you are almost always going to end up with a wet spot. That wet spot as we all know is Precum. If the water is close by and it is hot out taking a dip clears up that pesky little wet spot every time but if you don’t feel like getting in the water you might think about preventing wet spots. Once a tight little thong is pushing hard against your penis you are going to have some wetness it is totally natural it happens to use all but if you what to hide that wet spot you might think about taking a small piece of a women’s sanitary pad and put it over the tip of the penis head. I have done that many times especially when I take a run wearing spandex and it works great. One pad can be cut into many mini pads and they will last you for many outings. I know of some men that get so wet they actually wear a condom. My penis is too small for that but if you can use one it is a 100% fix. I’d like to hear your opinion as to if you would try to hide your wet spot or be proud to have it there?
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I have actually had a chance to lay around the pool a couple of times this week during my lunch break. Mid 70s and low 80s is just about perfect weather in my book and a great way to end the month of March. I have continued doing 300 squats a day and I plan on continuing and maybe even adding to that in April. I am very motivated to make my ass look as good as possible for my favorite time of the year, Micro swimsuit season. Thought I would post a photo to show how it is coming along. It is no model’s ass but I think it is starting to get there.
Questions about Neoprene Fashions
The new Koala neoprene bikini and thong have been going great in fact so much so that we are going to be adding more neoprene styles and I wanted to ask you boys some questions. As many of you already know the two styles we offer now, the Wet Slut and the Skin Diver are both transformation style suits that give you a complete feminine look. I would like to know if you would like more male to female transformation designs or you would like to see bulge style neoprene thongs and bikinis. If it seems like the demand is there we will most likely do both types.
Stepping out wearing spandex men’s swimwear
It is not as easy for some men as for others to go out in public wearing spandex men’s swimwear. The skimpier the swimsuit the harder it is for some men to take the leap and show themselves in public wearing so little. When I first started wearing micro swimsuits it always felt like people were staring at me. At first this made me uncomfortable but as I became more comfortable wearing them something that always happens with time and the more you do it the less I noticed people staring. If you wear a small enough swimsuit, the ones I wear on busy beaches just barely cover my penis and my ass is always completely tan and exposed, people are going to look. Times have diffidently changed where no matter what you are wearing even very little no one seems to be bothered. I think it is all the crazy things that people now see on reality TV. You now see shows like Naked and Afraid along with women on regular TV with full butts exposed and over all just a lot of nudity on cable, phones and computers. All that exposure has made wearing micro swimwear for men and women a non issue which I think is a wonderful change. I can be so close to nude in public it is barely legal, maybe one day soon nude beaches will become the norm.
Stop hiding your penis!
Women might not say so but the truth is they love showing off their assets and after all, the micro swimwear trend started with the girl’s years ago. It is now a well established and powerful trend. I have said for many years that men should not be afraid to show their assets too. That includes both your ass and your penis. It does not matter how big or small either is. It is highly pleasurable to be sporting a spandex bulge and just like when ladies show off their breasts or a little camel toe it is never about the size but about the beauty of the human form (OK sometimes it is about size but my cock is small and I love showing my little bulge, sometimes I will wear a penis shaped pouch with a micro sleeve a very small sleeve that fits me showing the world the exact size no guessing needed) If you have ever been to a nude beach something I have done on many occasions you quickly find that since almost everyone is nude, nude becomes the norm. Often at that point you are wondering why some people are wearing suits. I’m not sure nude will be the norm anytime soon on beaches in the USA and Asia, many European beaches do offer nude sun bathing. We are working hard at making almost nude the norm at Koalaswim.com and we are hot on the trail blazed by the ladies.
Male to female transformation and sex
I’m in a horny mood this morning and rather than working I would love be to having my pussy licked. Technically that would be my cock but for all intensive purposes once I slip on a Changed Man Bikini I look and even more important I feel like I have a vagina. There is no penis there and my brain feels feminine at that point. I have used this design and many of the other male to female transformation styles when having sex. It makes little difference whether it is a man or woman eating you out because the role play is so extreme as to expand your entire understanding of what a sexual experience can be. It is just a wicked little day dream right now but we will see how it plays out tonight!
Some things I can never mention enough and the one thing today worth mentioning is the new Blog at www.koalaswim.com I am adding more albeit for the most part shorter posts than you see here but I am hitting more subjects that guys and gays like you and me enjoy.
I’m so happy that 2017 is over not that I didn’t have fun but I am so tired of all the political news. It seems like an endless bombardment of the same stuff every day. I have been reading Denis Leary “Why we don’t suck” and no matter what side you are on its funny. He slams everyone, just what we need a good laugh and maybe some cooperation in DC to start the year off fresh. Come to think of it I say we strip off all our politicians clothing men and women and force them to wear tiny little spandex suits. I would be honored to supply them Koala but any companies designs would do. My thought is if you get them wearing something as sexy as a tiny little thong they may not be such big tight asses, that is with their asses exposed, just a Tuesday morning idea.
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