I’m so happy that 2017 is over not that I didn’t have fun but I am so tired of all the political news. It seems like an endless bombardment of the same stuff every day. I have been reading Denis Leary “Why we don’t suck” and no matter what side you are on its funny. He slams everyone, just what we need a good laugh and maybe some cooperation in DC to start the year off fresh. Come to think of it I say we strip off all our politicians clothing men and women and force them to wear tiny little spandex suits. I would be honored to supply them Koala but any companies designs would do. My thought is if you get them wearing something as sexy as a tiny little thong they may not be such big tight asses, that is with their asses exposed, just a Tuesday morning idea.
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Personally I enjoy a smooth hair free body on men. I know that is not every ones taste but I do know many Koala customers choose to go hair free when wearing our extremely small men’s swimwear fashions. I do the same myself. Much of my body hair I have had laser treatments on over the years. It’s effective and much less money than it used to be but still relatively expensive. Shaving and waxing are both great options and depending upon what area of the body you are working on it can be an erotic experience if you choose to make it so. There is nothing like a little hot wax on and around your cock to get things rolling. Most men have at least some hair on their backs and reaching back there to get rid of it is a pain in the ass. I have been using a special back shaver for years called the Man-groomer. You can get them at Target, Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond as well as many other off and online stores. I highly recommend them and I am considering getting their new Lithium powered unit with two heads. Even for a little bit of hair they work great cleaning you up one two three!
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I was working out yesterday with a girl that I know and she was wearing the sexiest thing I had ever seen. She is in her early thirties and a super hot Latina with an amazing build not to leave out that she is a fantastic person, having an insane sexy body is just a gift from the gods and her hard work. At this site we talk about skimpy cock centric designs the time and I don’t feel the need to be politically correct, I’m just going to say that Latin women tend to dress more provocatively them many other women and I love them for it. That might only be true here in LA but it is something I notice and enjoy seeing. This gal was wearing a spandex backless workout jumpsuit with my best guess no panties. Every bit of her body was completely there on display covered by a barley there thin layer of spandex. The suit clings to every nook and cranny. It is lucky that her nooks and crannies were absolutely flawless. My mouth was watering as was virtually every other guy in the gym. I’m sure a large amount of women were turned on too. It was such a seductive and sensuous look. I wish I could have borrowed them and tried them on. I just could not stop thinking about them and yes I know I am a spandex freak. Next time I see her I will ask what brand they are, order a pair and see how they feel. I know it would take some real changes to make them work for a man but I feel it might be worth it. What would you think about wearing something like that?
The new designs are taking a long time to be finished and the biggest part of the problem is we keep selling out and having to fill back orders-orders of designs from our last few collections of suits. Our male to female transformation swimsuits, panties, tights and shorts have kept the girls busier than we could ever have imagined. It’s one of those good/bad problems. It’s great that so many men have tried these amazing designs and the fact is they are so popular that seven of the new designs out of a total of thirteen new styles from our up-coming collection will be feminine conversion suits. We do ship a lot of them to our transgender customers but we send even more to men who like me are interesting in experiencing that side of ourselves. The down side is; it is taking a long time for us to get the new collection out. I know our ladies are doing their best to get it all done and I will keep you informed.
On the male chastity side of things a lot is going on. A couple of weeks ago we were supposed to shoot a couple new products but I decided to put it off because I knew more products were on their way. Well the photo shoot is set for July 27 and we have so many new items you will be blown away, I know I am. There will be sixteen new styles of male chastity cock cages all in stainless steel with some very unusual, erotic, extreme sensual and many styles unlike any cages you have ever seen before. We have a couple of new penis torture devices and one of the most exciting new products is a new stainless steel butt plug designed to work with all our butt plug powered swimsuits! It should be fun.
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We have built up a huge following of male chastity customers. There was really never a plan to do this it was just an aspect of sexuality that appealed to me just as extreme men’s swimwear, transsexual fashion, cock rings along with other exciting sexual based interests do. Variety is after all the spice of life.
We have a few new male chastity devices coming online in the next few weeks. Following our latest break-out best seller micro male chastity cage the “Little Joe” we have found an even smaller almost unimaginably small new stainless steel cage called the “Thimblelina” It is a tiny thimble of a cock cage created for both secure imprisonment and total humiliation. We will be offering two styles, one with a catheter and one without. The other new un-named design is an insanely secure stainless steel cage made to handle small to larger cocks in complete comfort.
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Still working away on the new designs and we have added one more style to the mix. We will be making a suit with the Male Room rear and the Spicy Girl front. I get wet just thinking about trying that one on!
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I’m not sure why other than it’s fun to do but I have been changing thong styles much more often lately. I wear one style by the pool and another to the beach. I have used four different styles over the last two weeks. The thongs are cut close enough in size to keep my tan line intact. I was wearing the Surfer Boy Thong on Sunday which turned out to be an amazing beach day. I enjoy the matt rubberized finish of the fabric. It is totally micro with very little coverage but it does not show quite as much of my penis shape as some of the regular spandex designs I wear. The bulge is tight and compact but visually my penis does not look as small in this suit because it has a nice, balloon style smoothness to it. I’m not sure what got into me but wearing that design and knowing my penis looked larger than the sub one inch it looks like in many of the thong’s I wear I was bold enough to stroll along a very busy Venice beach with my friend. Wearing a micro thong still attracts a whole lot of attention even at a beach like Venice which has so many other distractions.
It’s still March and we have had some of the most amazing sun bathing weather I can remember. Perfect in the 70’s, who could ask for more? This last Friday I was lying by the pool after work soaking up a little afternoon sun all by my lonesome when I heard the gate swing open and someone pull up a lounge right next to me. That was not a big deal because there were only a few decent spots left with the late afternoon sun so why not share. I was wearing a Steel Force Thong. I love the slinky shiny fabric and the cut of the pouch. There is a little more pouch room in this design compared to the thong I normally wear. The effect being that my penis when flaccid which is most of the time while I’m relaxing in the sun stands straight up with the head just barely pushing into the pouch. With the other style the pouch is so small that even my tiny shaft can be laid over the balls pushing both the head and a little shaft into the fabric. The Steel Force highlights the absolute smallness of a cock if that is the way you are so endowed but does so proudly with a sense of style. I had my typical towel over the face so it would not get any sun and as such you could only see my body. It turned out the some guy in a Speedo was my new neighbor. I was on the tired side and not too eager to be chatted up but when someone starts talking to me I try never to be rude. Without me even pulling off the towel he introduced himself, hi I’m Kevin…I haven’t seen you here before. That voice sounded so familiar that I pulled off the towel and said hi Kevin I’m Mike nice to meet you and started cracking up. This is one of the guys I had been working out with for years at the gym. Though not close buddies we do say hi and share a machine now and then. He looked shocked. My guess was he didn’t want anyone we know to here he was trying to pick me up, which he was. It took a minute for me to put his mind at ease. I had always known he was gay and though I’m bi he is not really my type that said he is very good looking and very muscular. He could not get over that I was wearing such a micro swimsuit. He told me he never would have guessed that I would wear a swimsuit like that. I told him to check out my tan line next time I’m in the gym’s shower with as a little tease, I’ll be there he said with a huge smile. We hung out and ended up swimming some laps. On the way out I told him I would see him at the gym latter. He flashed a panicked look on his face but I reassured it was our little secret.
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I’m going with some friends late Thursday to Las Vegas for a few days and I was packing up my clothing including my workout gear since I try never to miss a workout. The hotel I am staying at has a nice spa and fitness facility so all that is left is to grab the right tights for the gym. Since it is Las Vegas I’m going to go with some flashy tights. Pinnacle Predator Tights and the Girl Power Tights. I figure I can go either feminine or bulge and do it wearing an eye catching wet look spandex design. I love working out in tights and there is no doubt these are going to get a lot of attention. I think I am going to do my power walks around the strip wearing them to. I’m getting aroused just thinking about it.
It is getting cold again and it looks like we will be having a blast of one storm after another from Wednesday through Monday. Through that span of time we might get as much rain as we received in all of 2015! Don’t worry we will share. The projections are these nice large storms will flow right across the country. If I sound like I am complaining that is not the case, I am thrilled as can be to get the rain, the rain we need so badly. It looks like a lot of my fun is going to be of the indoor variety. As most of you blog readers and spandex freaks know I like to spend as much time as possible wearing spandex. It has been rather cold the last couple weeks in LA and I have found myself wearing many different pairs of spandex compression tights to both work out in and to hang out in. They are so sexy and so comfy. Since it is still sunny today but on the cold side I think I am going to mix it up a little and wear a pair of Man Heaven Short Shorts to work out in. They are risqué for a man but hardly earth shattering compared to what the girls at my gym wear. I guess I’m just doing my part to enable men to be on an equal spandex footing with the ladies and that it gives me an extreme thrill to wear them in such a busy public place is a nice benefit. There’s no hiding or trying to blend in.
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