Sometimes I wonder what to do with those silly lovely balls. You would think after all off these years I would have figured out a way to tan lying on my side and have it be comfortable. Make sure to post if you know a way to tan on your side that feels good! The girls do it effortlessly with those wonderful shapely hips but no such luck for us boys. To top it off where do the balls go? It was 80 degrees in Los Angeles today smack dab in the middle of winter so of course I had to spend my lunch break in the sun. I wanted to work on my side tan and I can never get comfortable enough to take a nap. I was wearing a tiny thong and while on my side my balls tend to be pushed back between my legs almost between my cheeks. There is not much cock to see from the front but everyone gets a nice ball shot from the rear from a side view. I wish I could figure out a way to make it all feel better. I may just try a transformation suit the next time I go for a side tan!
The summer is not over.
I love to say its summer somewhere in the world everyday but with global warming and all, we have had a hotter more intense summer here in Los Angeles than ever in fact we have had mini summers throughout the entire year.. September is one of the most prime months of the year and we are off to a great start. It is generally hot all month long as can be many days in October too. I was at the beach with friends today and I did something I generally only do when sunning by myself or just a friend or two and that is to go totally femme in my choice of swimwear. I picked the Clever Girl Thong which on me looks completely female in the pouch, a sweet little camel toe to be exact. One guy friend was wearing a Koala Male Room and the other guys were in board shorts. (Don’t worry I’m working on them and it is only a matter of time until I get them wearing sexy suits too) There were three girls with us, two were wearing Brazilian style suits with lots of ass showing and the other was wearing a cute little thong about the same size as mine. The girls are so interested in how the male to female transformation designs work. I did catch one of the guys staring at my pussy more than a few times. I find it interesting that men will always look first at a camel toe as the stroll by but women will be fascinated by seeing it on what might be a man. Often times when I am walking on the beach wearing a femme thong or even femme style pussy look shorts it is the ladies that have the big smiles and are waiving or saying hello. Gay/Bi men always show interest but it is the straight guys that either do not notice or if they do seem generally confused. Anyway it is always fun!
It’s a topless turvy world!
This happened to me again last weekend. Most Koala blog readers that are into wearing tiny spandex swimwear designs have had similar things happen. It is one of the great spandex secrets. It is no secret that when you are out at the beach wearing a tiny thong like I do you are going to attract men. It is natural since men are so easily visually aroused. I love the attention so whether I am interested or not I am always flattered, no doubt the exhibitionist in me. The secret (it’s a secret to most men) is how wearing so little attracts so many women, women of all ages shapes and sizes but especially attractive women that are eager to sunbath as close to nude as possible something I totally share with them. The other day I spread out my beach blanket on a busy sunny day right after I finished an extremely intense workout at the gym. I was ready for a nap. Like usual I picked out the least busy spot away from the teens and kids for a little R & R. There were a few girls around me when I picked the spot but not too close and a nicely built young man wearing a sexy bikini, not sure if it was Koala or not I never got close enough to see. An hour of deep sleep came and went in what felt like a moment. Upon waking up I noticed a lot more people around me including three youngish women two on their own and one with her older boyfriend all the ladies were topless which is not legal on our beach but obviously not enforced too often.. The couple was literally on top of me not more than a foot or so away. Not the best form but since she was wearing an extremely tiny thong and no top it was more than OK…nice eye candy. It turned out the couple was from the UK and after talking with them and making some new international friends they had told me they though topless sun bathing was not allowed but seeing me and the other ladies they figured it was fine there. One of the other girls I have seen on a number of occasions but the only time topless is when she is near me. It is a comfort thing and I love that. Straight guys that are to shy to show some skin listen up! Slip on that thong, bikini or micro shorts (preferably something from Koala) and let’s see how this changes the layout of your beach.
Who is going to the beach this weekend? It’s national thong month!
First let me state that I’m not really sure about it being national thong month but if it is not it should be! I’m going to vote for it by wearing a micro thong to the beach this weekend and I hope you will do the same. Let’s show off some bulge, let’s show off some of our inner feminine let’s show off some cheek let’s show that men have the curves and sweet lines that make the ladies so appealing in their tiny swimsuits. Let’s get out there and strut our stuff. Don’t be shy after all you really want to do it. You want to be seen wearing something smaller than the girls do you want the attention you want to feel the sensation of being at the beach around d the pool by the lake or at the water park with all eyes on you. It’s a feeling that is hard to explain one that I have and I know you do too. Add more than a dash of excitement to your weekend. Be bold be thong, bikini and micro short proud. Let the real you show through.
I felt like a real man today.
Most of the time while wearing a micro thong my penis looks pretty small and most of the time I am happy that it looks that way. It looks small because it is sometimes flaccid well under an inch. Many of the Koala designs including the ones I wear have been created to show off how small you are and even if you are large like my friend that was with me today by the pool (one of our models) with his hugely large 8”+ cock, our suits can make that piece of meat look small too(it did). So is it possible that a guy like me can look larger then my friends bulge? It is! Not sure what I was day dreaming about (you can leave it to your imagination being right next to a very cute model) when I found myself sporting a very intense hard-on one that seemed very happy to stay and visit a while. It was so hard I could feel my cock straining against the spandex which was doing everything it could to keep my little penis contained inside the pouch. Good thing it stayed put since there was a number of other people around the pool enjoying the hot summer like sun.
Make sure to check out the new neoprene designs at Koala posted under the category “Neoprene”
Have you had a chance to check out the February Newsletter and sale yet? If not here is the link! Koala Newsletter
I’m so happy that 2017 is over not that I didn’t have fun but I am so tired of all the political news. It seems like an endless bombardment of the same stuff every day. I have been reading Denis Leary “Why we don’t suck” and no matter what side you are on its funny. He slams everyone, just what we need a good laugh and maybe some cooperation in DC to start the year off fresh. Come to think of it I say we strip off all our politicians clothing men and women and force them to wear tiny little spandex suits. I would be honored to supply them Koala but any companies designs would do. My thought is if you get them wearing something as sexy as a tiny little thong they may not be such big tight asses, that is with their asses exposed, just a Tuesday morning idea.
Men’s swimwear and for you boys too cold to wear a tiny bikini might I suggest a male chastity cock cage. We have many flavors.
I hope you have had a chance to check out the new Koalaswim.com website. We completely changed the format to offer a much better shopping experience. I would love any feedback positive or negative to help us tune things up. Our new Neoprene bikini and thong designs should be ready early 2018, late January or early February. I am hoping to be able to post some photos here in the next couple of weeks.
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Yesterday was a typical perfect Summer day in Los Angeles but lucky for me it came in early Fall. I decided to have lunch at the beach since earlier I had a meeting with one of our Fabric vendors downtown. It was so nice that my hour lunch turned into almost three hours. The night before I had shaved my legs and what little chest hair I had mostly because I love the male feminine look but also because I knew there was a chance of hitting the beach. My suit of choice was the Lucky Girl which is one of our best styles for exposing lip, no I did not use the metal anal stretcher though I have used them at the beach in the past, I was not going for the total slut look. Amazing for a Wednesday there were people on the beach, guess that is what almost 80 degrees in the Fall will do. Three girls nearby were wearing Thongs and there was one man in a bikini another had his running shorts made into a bikini, it was kind of sexy. When I go feminine I am proud of it but I do realize that from a few yards away I appear female especially with my body oiled up. There were more guys around me in no time. The waves were large and I was not going to swim but I did wade in the water enjoying the rush of salt water over my body. From over my shoulder, I noticed a guy walking towards me. A young nice looking guy in very tight little shorts (not Koala but the world is not always perfect) He walked right up to me and asked if I was wearing Koala, yes I was and wondered how he knew. I’m a fan and I wear Koala too. We chatted and off he went on his way never knowing that I’m with Koala. If you are the guy I met, you have a great ass! Hope this made you smile.
God I love thongs. I love them on men and I love them on women. It must be one of the sexiest things you can put on your body. The other day I was literally in a cluster of mostly women but some men too wearing thongs myself included. I decided to change things up from my usual suit and went with a Surfer Boy Thong. It did not start off as a cluster in fact when I arrived there was just one girl on the beach wearing a thong and then tons of other folks in less risqué wear surrounding us. I decided to set up near her but not on top of her. Within an hour there were at least eight of us in thongs all right next to each other, what a beautiful sight. Not much interaction just some hellos down near the water and of course talking about how beautiful it was out. The girl who was in the area first was absolutely stunning. She was in her mid thirties with a beautiful face and an incredible body. She had long legs and a bubble butt most men and women would dream of having let alone playing with. The few times we made eye contact it was all smiles and I waived hello to her. That was it until she decided to put on a little show. She must have needed to stretch and show off that body to someone and that someone was me. She did a full program of stretching and I must say she was stunning from every angle. You need to have a lot more confidence than I have to be able to do those stretches in a thong and showing just about everything that can be seen depending on the angel. It was twenty minutes of pure beauty. Afterwards she sat down started to get her things together, removed her top without a care about who was looking and slipped on a t-shirt dress. In the old days that sequence might have been enough to keep me hard for the rest of the day but these days I was more than happy to feel my equipment trying hard to escape its pouch. She left looking like the goddess she was and gave me a smile with a waive good by, God I love the beach so.
I was born and raised in Los Angeles and some of my first memories are being at the beach with my family. The ocean is truly a part of my soul I have an intense love for it. June is one of the toughest months of the year for having a combination of the beach and the sun days. Here it is call June Gloom. While the rest of the country starts to bask in the warm glow of summer at the beaches of Southern California we are forced to wait until the very end of June and sometimes early July for the sun to break through. I generally have better beach days in January than in June. I crave my micro swimwear beach days with the feeling of being virtually nude on the beach for a day of relaxing and taking in the rays that has a tremendous pull on me. I’m all shaved up and ready though I have not yet picked out which suit is going to be my go to beach thong this season. I it is more likely I will choose two since going femme will be part of my beach routine along with some sort of micro bulge design.
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