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Dark tan and the Doctors office

Left work early today. Relaxed by the pool getting some great rays an needed rest. I had my yearly physical this afternoon and it was definitely on the funny side. My doctor and I are the same age and I have been seeing him for years, he is a smart ass/ funny guy and an exceptional Doc. The physical started off like all the others. Nurse comes in weighs me takes my blood pressure and we chit chat a bit. So far so good. Next in is the Doc but unlike every physical in the past this time he has a very good looking very young lady with him. Turns out she is 23. He asks how everything is and tells me the young lady is a second year med student working with him this summer and would I mind if she stayed in for the exam. I must say it did catch me off guard but sure came out of my mouth before I thought much about it. He went about the normal exam mostly asking questions. He told me all my blood work and urine numbers came out great and asked if anything was bothering me. I told him that the same muscle problem that I have been dealing with for the last year was still bothering me.
OK let’s take a look and had me stip down to my undies. Look at his tan the doctor says. The Doctor to be tells me I have nice color, the the Doc feels my stomach and asked how far down do I feel it and I tell him that the pain travels to my leg. He asks me to take off my underwear and examines the leg and my testicles explaining to her what he is doing. He thinks it is a partial hamstring tear and says he is ordering an MRI for me.
Next he  says turn around for the fun stuff, slips on a glove and does the finger up the ass prostate exam all the while giving her step by step info. Not sure if I was turned on by her watching but she was hot, wish it was her finger or a few of them up there! Sure happy my ass had a nice tan. I wonder if the two of them talked about my tiny tan line after the exam?
I have a new found respect for those actor patients that work in the schools.

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Winking back at an asshole

I always have a great time at the beach and this weekend was no different.
Hanging with friends all of us boys and girls in very skimpy attire with me in the smallest of course.
I would say that 99% of the time everyone at the beaches in LA are wonderful even if they don’t wear little spandex suits but every once in a while you do run into an ass hole.
We were laying out and a man say in his late 20s was walking right by us almost on top of us and had so not very nice things to say about us being gay. Never mind he had no idea if this was true or not but guys wearing g-strings made it so in his mind. He had no problem with the girls wearing their tiny suits and decided to sit right behind us. The guy was a total ass hole. I decided it would be fun to show him a little ass hole so I spread my legs nice and wide. I had on a double strap rear g-string which does a very nice job spreading the hole open by design. At that point it was very easy to open up and wink at him. I even tried puckering open my hole with some success.
Maybe it was not his thing because with out us saying a word he moved on and we all had a good laugh at his expense. Neanderthals will they ever learn?


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Shocked by a bikini

This almost never happens to me but it did yesterday and of all places at the pool I use during the week near my office for tanning lunch breaks. I own a unit there so I have as much right as anyone else to use the pool that said here is what happened. I was wearing my micro g-string Slut laying out by myself around the pool when I heard a group of people heading to the pool area. I slipped on a Highly Gifted over my G-string because it sounded like a lot of people, kids and moms which is what it turned out to be. I think the Highly Gifted is very sexy and I use it as a cover up when I body surf larger waves. To me a bikini is a lot of fabric maybe because it is the largest suit I will wear. The mom’s and their kids settled onto chairs near me and the kids jumped in the pool. I was not paying much attention to them until one of the moms walked over and said excuse me. Not  a good sign but I said hi what’s up? She said I don’t think your swimsuit is appropriate for
the pool with kids here. I said Humm I don’t think my bikini is any smaller then yours or your friends. Maybe it was smaller but I don’t think she was going to measure. She said oh? I thought that was a great response and walked back to her friends. Wonder if she figured out the logic. Either way her and her friends were free to move to another pool. Talk about reverse sex discrimination.


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The ultimate micro swimwear and writing copy

Still at it trying to finish all the copy for the new suits and getting very close in fact I am on or I should say I am wearing one of the last ones I need to write copy for.
I finally came up with a name for the smallest bulge suit ever designed for a man. I am wearing it as I type this and I am blown away by how tiny my little bulge is. Guaranteed you have never seen a suit like this one.
The design is called The Speck Bulge G-string, I thought the name pretty much summed up the suit attributes.
This is the design I had talked about in another post. A G-string style suit that forces your balls up inside of you and leaves nothing but your soft shaft which for most of us unless you are very tiny will be folded over and inserted into the tiniest bulge you have ever seen. It is not a fem style suit because it shows and highlights your bulge it just highlights how micro it is. The Speck Bulge G-string is the ultimate micro suit and it will blow you away too.




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One of the best parts of my job

Right this very moment I am standing in front of the computer in my office at Koala typing this blog and wearing one of the new designs. You might think that is unusual work attire but not here.
The new design I am wearing is called the Wet Works and I am wearing it for inspiration while I type up copy about the new designs for the Koalaswim.com website. I will do this on all 12 new designs including our newest penetration suits. The Wet Works has a micro Penis shaped pouch which means I along with most guys can completely fill it and can get so hard that it seems like the suit might split. It is a thong in bright four way stretch Lycra spandex orange. It looks stunning even on me!
Well thats my little brake need to go back to writing inspired copy.
Turns out the Wet Works Thong is the aptly named since the very end of the pouch is already soaked with my pre-cum.





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swimwear update, raging hard pouch

Just got back today and had a great time in the mountains. Lots of hiking and fishing no swimwear fun the water was way to cold but the fishing was awesome and relaxing. Talked to the girls today and looks like we will have all the new late summer designs in stock by the end of July and online shortly after that!
Just like most of you my first day back at work was crazy but getting all caught up and even had enough time to take my lunch in the sun. Slipped on my Slut g-string at work and headed to my semi private piece of paradise. Two ladies were hanging out in front of the pool area on the grass just talking. I smiled said hi and noticed next to them was an SUV full of their friends with the windows down. One of the girls I believe works in the complex said something to the others in Spanish after that they were all looking over at me.She must of seen me tanning before and told the girls what I wear, thats my best guess. Not sure why but instead of making me shy I thought this is my place and if they want to watch thats fine. I walked by them to my lounge chair not even trying to be subtle I stripped off all my clothes to reveal a nearly nude completely exposed me and heard some giggles from the peanut gallery. Knowing they were all watching got me so hard I had to lay exposed ass up for a while. With beads of sweat starting to flow from the heat and no let up in my very hard cock, that is as hard as it can get in that tiny pouch I opted to take a dip showing a full frontal and rear view and even paused to let the water flow off of me before I returned to my lounge. All eyes on me and I liked it!


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The perfect thong

I would love to hear your thoughts about what attributes the perfect men’s swimwear thong would have. Pouch size, cock ring? No cock ring, how much fabric on the rear, how would it attach between the legs and so on.
I have been in the mountains the last few days on vacation and caught quite a few Rainbow Trout today but still had time to day dream about creating new styles. One thought that I am working on is trying to perfect the thong. I keep having this crazy vision of a x style design between the legs. Not sure what that means yet but will keep plugging away at it. Feel free to comment about your thoughts on the perfect thong.



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photo shoot and gone fishing

I am out of town and in the mountains doing some fishing this week but will still try to post on the blog and catch some fish!  some of my best suit ideas come to me when I am just totally relaxing.

Friday nights photo shoot was hot with a straight model playing with a gay one for his very first time. We had him insert starting small and getting huge all the new stainless steel toys into the gay model. Out straight boy did a very nice job and he told me after the shoot he was turned on and maybe he is bi.
I told him to one degree or another we all are.



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Different G-string today

Since I had Laser hair removal yesterday I am not supposed to tan but still wanted to take a break in the sun so I decided I would work on my sides and wear a G-string with more coverage. I picked the Ecstasy G-string and it was the perfect choice. It was hot as can be by the pool and there were lots of people swimming and getting sun. I pulled up a chair next to a few older ladies that I know. Stripped off my shorts to show off my hot plaid g-string and they loved it. It is so small and narrow but it almost feels like I am wearing shorts compared to the Slut g-string. There were kids and moms in the pool but I felt fine going in with the Ecstasy
on. Everyone was nice and no one had issue with a bare ass. After all it is just an fairly nice very tan ass.






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Great beach days and always something funny going on

Great 4th of July weekend. Spent a couple days at the beach and it was great. Not completely sunny but not blazing like the rest of LA. Many of my friends hit the beach on the 4th which turned out to be the very best of the weekend days but I missed it. Just could not deal with the other million or so people looking for parking. Most people at my beach are cool with men and women wearing very little. Nice mix of locals and tourists from Europe.
Did have a group walk by and one of the guys thought for sure I was nude and said so. Close but no cigar.
After a very long day at work which started at 6am and now is 9:30PM  still working but I did have a chance to go have a full Brazilian laser treatment. Today it only hurt right on the balls and shaft. The hole was a little tender too.
While I was waiting to get zapped two very hot girls came out of one of the treatment rooms. They had big smiles on their faces and I said hi and asked what they had done. Both had their lips injected. Told them their lips looked great, they were in fact very plump and bright red. They had injections to make their lips larger. I did not see them before but I liked they way they looked now I asked if it hurt and they said not enough to stop them from having it done and we all laughed. One of them asked what I was getting done. I said laser hair removal and the other asked where. Brazilian bikini I said. I had that, so did I the other girl said. I asked how their results were and they said excellent after 5 visits. They asked me and I said I had it years ago with very little returning hair but wanted to clean up what was left and this was my second time in. I wish my boyfriend would have it done one said. Can I see how it looks the other asked. This is not uncommon in spas and since we were the only ones in the waiting room I said sure. I peeled down my shorts to the base of my shaft. Wow it looks so smooth. I said it was and asked to see how their laser jobs looked. One showed me where her pubes used to be and the other pulled her mini skirt up undies to the side and a perfect set of completely smooth bald lips appeared. Very nice jobs all the way around. Funny sort of meeting the type you only find in LA! They made their next appointments and I was off to have my work done.
Sometimes it is hard for me to believe my luck.
But it is not always good luck, on the 4th my new neighbor had a houseful of super hot very young model types walking around in tiny little nothings. These guys are all young and one asked me to come by. As I was busy starring at all the very hot young talent hanging around and thinking about joining them my girlfriend totally busted me! My girl is hot but it is hard trying to deal with a load of teens and 20s well a few fireworks before the fireworks.
Shit happens!




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