New Ass Sparks



This post is for all present Ass Spark lovers and future Ass Spark lovers. We have a number of new stainless steel Ass Spark designs coming out late October. We just received stock of some of the new designs which are amazing and we are waiting for the next batch so we can do a photo shoot featuring them. All these new designs will work with your Ass Spark powered swim and fetish suits. There are a couple of new ones designed for men who are new to anal stimulation and there are ones for you bad boys of anal fun.

I wanted to let everyone know who was waiting for their Ass Spark Monster that they came in yesterday and they all shipped. Sorry about the delay but I guarantee it was worth the wait!


Mens swimwear

More about thongs


I enjoyed wearing a thong the other day so much so that I feel it is time to make an even more perfect one. I need a thong that covers very little, has a nice tight pouch and covers at least a little bit between the legs for when the police come to take a look. Too bad they are not coming by to take a lickJ I started sketching down some ideas. I want the top area of the rear to be a standard thong but I want to round it off before it goes between the cheeks with just a spaghetti style strap maybe a ¼” wide making the journey. I want the strap to travel right past the hole and fit snuggly against the anal area. Once it passes the hole right as it comes between the legs is where I will have some added fabric to give the illusion that everything is covered. Anyone wanting to know for sure would need to spread the cheeks and take a close look.

Thong stop at the beach


I had a meeting in Los Angeles for lunch Friday and after I got to relax for a few hours at the beach. I used the Sweet Boy Thong again and I must say that the orange color sure attracts its fair share of attention and on top of that is almost completely sheer when it is wet. Lucky for me my cock is not large enough to scare anyone and is just big enough to warrant a quick glance:-)

I was very brave on Friday wearing just the thong while walking from the car to the beach. I was walking with a little swish in the hips to really show off my ass as I passed the few girls that were lying out. This is something I see the girls wearing thongs do all the time and I love the way it looks. I did notice a couple unusual things as I got to my spot. It was not very busy for a Friday afternoon considering how beautiful it was outside and there were just three guys other than myself lying out by the water in my vicinity. All three men were wearing thongs or G-strings. One of the guys was amazing. Exercising by the water, boogie boarding and running up and down the entire beach all while wearing a tiny little G-string, too bad it was not a Koala. I have to give Kudos to him. I went in the water and my towel was right by the shore so all the runners and people walking the beach could see me. Not quite the level of exhibitionism the other guy was showing but still there showing up to be seen. When my time was up I packed up and headed back to my car wearing nothing but my little thong. I felt great about it but still a little nervous. I hope one day to be able to be as relaxed as all the girls that walk all over the beach to their cars and even to the stores wearing nothing more than me and being so ridiculously at ease with themselves.


Men’s Swimwear

The empowerment of the thong Part 2


There are few things that feel as good as wearing a thong standing by the pounding surf. I have been wearing a micro bikini for so long and forgot how it feels to operate without a net. I love micro bikinis and it is easy to wear them as a thong but when needed you have the option to pull out some extra fabric to make it a tiny bikini. That is a nice option on a busy beach and makes it feel a little safer. Last weekend I saw a number of girls walking and jogging on the beach wearing thongs. Some with big butts, some with perfect butts and some with just interesting butts they were all beautiful. Standing there in the shallow water with people walking by and a number of people on the beach around me I felt confident that I looked good and was very relaxed about just being there enjoying myself. I stayed in the water for a while and as I was there a beautiful younger girl say late twenties wearing a very sexy string bikini. She was tall, dark and lovely and standing right next to me. I said hi and commented on how beautiful the waves were.  We chatted up a bit and I mentioned that I had seen her here before. I come here all the time she said and I mentioned it was my favorite beach. It is mine too she said, never too crowded and interesting people.  We stayed by the water talking for a bit and then we both headed off to our towels. As it turns out she placed hers just a handful of feet away. I was on my stomach with my ass fully exposed and legs spread open a bit when the police rolled by both cops staring right between my legs. As I looked over they looked away and then at the girl. I wonder if they thought I was a girl or maybe I had something stashed between my legs in my tiny pouch or if the thong was covering my ass hole? I’m not sure but I know having them patrol the beach for swimwear violations has to be a colossal waste of tax money. I glanced over at my new friend and noticed she had her string bikini hiked up very high. Not quite a thong but a lot of her ass showing and most of that was silky white and by the looks of it, it had never seen the sun. I’m sure me wearing a thong inspired and empowered her to try it. That made a beautiful day even better!


Men’ swimwear

The empowerment of the thong


Los Angeles has taken hot to an entire new level this last week. At Koalaswim we have been baking in temperatures reaching 108 for days. Needless to say it has been brutal and by the early afternoon yesterday I needed to get to the beach. I decided to take the afternoon off and thought I would try something a little different so I grabbed a Sweet Boy thong for my swimsuit of the day. I even decided that if I got a good parking spot I would wear nothing but my thong down to the water no matter how busy it was.  I got down there and sure enough got a great spot. I had put my suit on at work so I just needed to get rid of the shorts and shoes, put on some sandals grab my towels and head down to the water. I have a fairly big bubble butt and in many ways I think big butts look best in a thong. I hope it looked good, it sure felt sexy. I got down to the water and there were just a handful of women with kids hanging out near the water but not going in since the surf was huge. We are getting these gigantic waves coming from another big hurricane off of Baja. I set up about 60’ from the water just in case an extra big wave decided to make its way in and get everything wet. (I saw that happen this last weekend to about a dozen people) It was fantastic laying there with these giant waves crashing making their beautiful sounds and spraying a mist that reached all the way to me keeping me cool in the heat.  The bright orange suit on my very dark ass must have been acting like a beacon, that and the heat. In no time there were people flowing in and all of a sudden there were a number of people lying out nearby. Mostly just girls in bikinis but there was a very brave older guy taking a stroll on the beach wearing what looked like a tiny Koala G-string and a much younger man laying out in a bikini. I had some other swimsuits with me for back-up in case I wanted something with a little more coverage to wade into the water. I was not going in very far with that huge surf and decided to be brave like the mean in the G-string and stick with the thong.


Continued next post


Men’s Swimwear

The Fall line-up is out what’s next?


As most of you already know our Fall designs are online and ready to go. So what’s next? I am already working on a number of new designs some of which I just tried on today. One such design is a take-off of our extremely popular Cock Shorts. I received many e-mails asking me if we had something like that design with the option of fully exposing your cock. Years ago we had a design called the Bulls Eye shorts with the penis fully displayed. I decided to do the Cock shorts with a removable cock shaped pouch. I tried the first sample on today and the fit overall was excellent but the cock pouch which looked exactly like the one on the Cock Shorts did not fully cover the balls. We figured out what changes are needed and these shorts are going to be amazing. While wearing them with my cock hard and exposed, the built in adjustable cock ring does a very nice job of keeping me hard I realized we needed an additional model. We will be offering another design with the butt plug holder built in. Butt plug powered suits are extremely popular in our line but I think offering it both with and with-out will be the way to go. I have not had on a pair of Bulls Eye shorts for years and I forgot how much fun it is to walk around in short shorts with my cock on display. These should be a blast at a spandex party.


New styles going crazy and we still have some sale suits!


The new designs are online and the butt plug suits and shorts are going crazy. We had one of our busiest weekends ever! We will be working late tonight making sure everything goes out. I also wanted to let you know that I kept the sale suits from the August newsletter available at the sale prices. I had a number of customers say they wanted to wait for the new designs and order some of the sale suits at the same time.  I will keep that available for the next week or so. Here is a link to the sale designs to refresh your memory.  August Newsletter


See all the new designs here!

Men’s swimwear

What a pain in the ass! Oh and all the new suits are now online!

Our shopping cart was offline most of the day yesterday. Our cart and a thousand or so other companies! This made it very difficult for our customers to order and for that I apologize. The cart is now back online and working wonderfully which is good news because all of the new designs are now in stock and online!!! Just in time for fall! The fact is most Koala customers buy designs year around and they are not just used for the beach or pool. Many guys wear them as underwear or special occasion wear. I think fall is perfect for this collection and I hope you agree. This group of swimsuits, fetish suits and cock displays has a decidedly sexual flavor to them.

Hope you enjoy them! Michael David


Make sure to refresh your browser if the new designs do not come up.

Men’s Swimwear

We should have the new products online this week! A funny photo shoot moment


Carlos is busy working away on updating the site with all the new products. I wanted to mention another funny thing that happened at the photo shoot. I do much of the photography but I had another photographer there helping out.  Laura has a great eye and after working with us the last few times nothing she sees shocks her though at first she could hardly believe her eyes. That was not the case with the young girl helping us out. She was just twenty and though she checked out our site online to familiarize herself with the products she was more than a little shocked to see them in real life. She was surprised by how small the suits were and blown away by the cock shaped swimsuits, the Ass Spark anal plugs and how complicated many of the designs were though she was very interested and was asking a lot of questions about them. This collage girl was taking it all in like a big erotic learning session. Her jaw dropped when she saw me in the new One of the Girls bikini. Mouth wide open she said you have a vagina. That’s the point I said. It looks so real she said. She was truly blown away by the big clit and wanted to see what it felt like. Go ahead I said and her said it felt real. From that point it was one question after another. I had no idea there was anything like this she said and asked what type of men are into it. Again she was surprised to hear about how many straight guys wear them and how often women order them for their men. She actually seemed enlightened and was eager to be part of our next shoot in a few weeks featuring new cock cages, anal plugs and more.


Men’s swimwear