Fat cock pumped cock

The thrill of a penis pump.

Using the new Fat Boy electric penis pump with a friend the other day I realized a couple of things. First with the right amount of suction even the smallest cocks can be ballooned up to fairly large sizes, I would know because my cock is one of the smallest and the other is seeing how hard my cock can get after being caged up in an extremely small chastity device all day. Using the Fat Boy almost felt like my cock was on steroids. The girl that was playing with me was blown away and had never seen a cock pumped before. She kept asking doesn’t that hurt? no I answered it felt different, it felt intense, it felt good in many ways but it did not hurt even when my 1” flaccid penis was hard and stretched to over six inches. I can’t imagine how incredibly hot it would be to have a medium or large sized cock and make it huge. It would be an unfair advantage! 

he wonder of glass ass toys.

The wonder of glass ass toys.

Going right to the point it is all about feel when playing with glass anal toys. The feel is unlike any other material, they are so easy to clean and the are beautiful to look at. Glass seems to be the material of choice when it comes to anal artwork. Many of our customers have told me it is so beautiful they could keep it on their desk as a paper weight or piece of art which makes them extra special because of how we play with them. I enjoy all the different shapes and sizes along with textures too. There really is something for every type of play. Small designs for lower amperage fun or for men/women who are just getting into anal all the way up to huge designs made to fill you completely with almost all shapes and sizes in-between.

It’s time to talk about shaving, waxing and permanent hair removal.

It’s time to talk about shaving, waxing and permanent hair removal.

When wearing a micro swimsuit of any king my personal opinion is that the wearer should be hairless, which is what I do or extremely trimmed. I always point out that when most of us see a girl wearing a micro swimsuit, we expect not to see any hair and that is what you will see 99.999% of the time. There should not be a double standard for men. If you are going micro you might as well go hairless too. It is the perfect mix. The options are shaving, tweezing, waxing and laser hair removal. Years ago, I opted for laser hair removal which I still feel was a great choice. I barely have any hair growth on my penis or my total bikini area what little there is I just shave off and most of the time it is so smooth and I love the clean look. I use tend skin right after I shave and for a couple days afterwards to make sure I don’t get any bumps, in a pinch alcohol will do. Always make sure you have a new sharp multi blade razor and every now and then I will get a Brazilian wax which for me is mostly for the rear to totally clean the hole. The swimsuits I wear are so micro if I am tanning my backside and my legs are a little open to get sun often some hole shows. I feel if it is smooth and hairless most folks have no issues see it exposed even on a busy beach.

Illegal men’s swimwear

Illegal men’s swimwear

I was doing a search on Google and Bing the other day for men’s swimwear. I’m always looking to see what interesting things are happening. I’m sure you guys know about all the suggested searches that are shown at the bottom of the page. Out of habit I glanced at them because that is what people are actually searching and I came across this suggested search “Illegal Men’s Swimwear” which I thought was funny and strange. Are there actually places left where people give a fuck about what kind of swimwear you are wearing or is it that I have been living in Southern California too long? I have been all over the world and I can’t recall a time where someone hassled me about wearing a micro bikini or thong. 90% of the time it’s a thong with my tan ass being shown as clear as day not unlike all the girls doing the same. Please if you have had any issues post what happened and where, that would be valuable information for all micro swimsuit lovers.

The most extreme men’s swimwear on the planet.

Smallest penis on the beach or the largest bulge. You Choose we will make it happen.

Smallest penis on the beach or the largest bulge. You Choose we will make it happen.

Some guys like to show it small or non-existent while others love showing off the largest bulge possible. There are always guys just like me that mix it up. For me I like showing it small or non-existent most of the time though I mix in some big bulge days too. My small days feature wearing a micro bulge design that compresses the penis to show off a very small bulge but still a male bulge. When I go non-existent that would be a male to female transformation designs and 99% of those time’s I am wearing a suit that shows a tiny camel toe which to me is the most feminine of looks. When I go big bulge I need help so I will often use a cock ring though some of the suits I wear have a built in cock ring and for a really big look I will wear a Tango Cum Cover, it plumps up my very small penis nicely.

Round 2 Newsletter Update

May Koala Newsletter Round 2!!!!!!

The May Sale and Blow out $14.00 deal has exploded. We removed a bunch of stuff we sold out of but we just ADDED many new Sale and $14.00 Blow Out! Deals.

New Swimwear Designs:

Just in time for summer! The new Koala swimwear designs are here and what a crazy journey it has been to get these new designs made. Half the battle is that we have been so busy trying to keep up with the back-orders for our regular inventory that we have not had time for the new suits. I am not willing to send our swimwear production overseas. Before I did that, I would stop making swimwear. We are extremely proud to say that they are made in Los Angeles, California, USA. I am happy to say that we have completed thirteen new designs (13 is my lucky number!) and we have them all in stock! Within weeks of you reading this newsletter, we should be doing the new suit photo shoot. Our new designs include a number of super-hot male to female transformation styles, micro pouch bikinis and thongs along with sexy micro short shorts. They are so amazing and excited that I can’t wait for you to see them!!!

Micro Cock Cages

I had no idea so many men had small cocks until we started selling Micro Cock Cages. The micro cages are, by a huge margin, our best-selling male chastity devices.  It has shown us that  the smaller the better. To think all these years, I thought almost everyone had a bigger penis than mine! The eunuch cage and the munchkin cage are so small that the wearers, including myself, appear have balls only since the shaft is so compressed and totally hidden away. Is it any wonder that so many guys who are into wearing chastity devices are also into transformation suits?

Guys, I would love to know what the girls think about your tiny little tan line. I have had nothing but a tiny tan line since I was sixteen years old. I have been totally shaved, waxed, plucked and laser hair removed since my late teens; hairless down there. I have had all sorts of reactions to my smooth, sexy, hairless body. Today, seeing women completely hairless is the default, and it is fairly common for men, too. Still, sometimes people have interesting comments about it. Feel free to send some of the ones you have heard, and I will post them in a future newsletter or on the menswimwearblog.com

New Resin Micro Cock Cage

This new micro fills the gap for a real micro male chastity device made of bio sourced resin. The Plastic Cage is great for travel, including air travel. They make wonderful long-term devices as they are extremely easy to clean and comfortable to wear. This new cage also comes with four different ring sizes, which make it ideal for men new to the chastity lifestyle. It is also wickedly pretty. Just imagine how awesome it will feel learning about chastity cages at the same time you are enjoying a pretty plaything.

Two New Hot Micro Stainless Steel Male Chastity Cages

The Little Toot Cock Cage

The Canned Heat Cock Cage

A small cock deserves to have beautiful packaging, and both of these compact little cages provide all the safety and security your penis wants and requires. Two totally different looks but the same incredible construction. Both of these new designs are from our exclusive “Hand Made Series” that feature incredible quality, unbeatable price, and a look that will ensnare you and your cock.

Idea for New Tights and Total Feminine Tights to be Used with Our Transformation Designs

I love wearing tights! I also know many men who are into spandex are also into tights. It is a natural progression. While pondering tights the other day and seeing how awesome they look on many of the girls bodies, a thought came to me. The thought was about how well would transformation designs look when being worn under those super sexy women’s tights?  I, personally, believe the look would be incredibly hot. Therefore, I have ordered some of the sexiest women’s tights designs, including high waist cuts and scrunch butt styles, to see how it would look. I understand that “off the shelf” women’s tights are not a great match for even a feminized male body, but I’m just testing the concept. If I think it can be stunning, the same tights can be made with measurements to make our male bodies totally feminine and, I hope, ridiculously sexy!

XXX Update to this story: We have been testing different designs. I am already in love with some of the ones that go deep inside your ass. With our transformation suits being used as panties, the tights appear so female. I don’t think you can tell my vagina from any other girl’s who happen to be in the vicinity.  If you want to show your feminine side, this is the perfect lip look to excite. Stay tuned for more information. I do think we will be offering them soon and you never want to miss a thing!


Open Sesame: The Ultimate Anal Trainer and Spreader

This is one of the most interesting products we offer. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a gaping hole or be capable of gaping your hole? Some of us can barely get a finger in there, but we are eager to try. Others have not yet tried anything anal, while many are very experienced in anal pleasure. These are the guys who already know the ecstasy that you can derive from the anal pleasure. Once it has been introduced to you will love anal play, including the demands of anal stretching. As many of you know, we offer a very popular line of swimwear designs that use our custom hole stretching plugs. These range from a minimum of 1.5” wide all the way up to a monster 3.5” baby, and many sizes in between. There are many of us who cannot even handle a 1.5” plug.  Now, that is where the Open Sesame steps up to the plate. Starting with the smallest amount of pressure, using the Open Sesame allows you to build up the amount of stretching action.  It is adjustable to extremely small increments while also being very easy to use sd  to being extreme sensual fun. You can progress as slowly as you like. After all, there is no rush. The cool thing is you can see and feel your progress. Men who want to go huge try the giant plugs and handle giant toys. There may even be huge cocks for those that indulge in that and will not find a better training tool than the Open Sesame.

May Newsletter Sale-Biggest Sale of the Year Including Blow Out Specials!!

There are lots of hot designs for you to stock up on and, maybe, even a chance to change-up your summer styles.

There are few things more fun than playing dress up with your collection of hot swimsuits.

Not all designs are available in all sizes.

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https://www.koalaswim.com/Bulge-Apex-Bikini_p_495.html  Sale $24.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Magic-Bikini_p_92.html Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Ego-Booster_p_140.html  Sale $23.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Egg-Sack-Bikini_p_139.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Fantasy_p_91.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Bulge-Erotica_p_494.html  Sale $25.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Beach-Voyeur_p_61.html  Sale $21.00

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https://www.koalaswim.com/Teaser-Sheer-Bikini_p_432.html  Sale $20.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Deep-Entry-Micro-Bikini_p_116.html  Sale $23.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Hungry-Lover_p_205.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Holster_p_239.html  Sale $22.00

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Personal Note

Short and sweet.

One of the most important books I have ever read.

It should be required reading in our schools!

Enlightenment Now by Steven Pinker

It is all about how the world is currently,  how it was  in the past, and where it is heading. Spoiler alert: it’s not all bad news like we see on TV, Radio, the internet and Social media. This book is an undertaking to read but well worth the effort. It literally brought tears to my eyes with some amazing insights. I cannot recommend this strongly enough.


Michael David

Munchkin Male Chastity device. Unbelievable.

The Munchkin Male Chastity device. Unbelievable.

We have designed what I believe to be the two smallest male chastity cock cages on the planet. Please let me know if you have found anything smaller! The Eunuch and the new Munchkin cock cages are both spectacularly small and though they are closely related and look  similar there are is a very big difference between the two.

Getting to know the Cock Ring Corner

Getting to know the Cock Ring Corner

First let me state that a cock ring and micro swimsuits goes together as well as peanut butter and jelly. They are in fact perfect compliments to each other. If you have a big penis you might only need a cock ring for better more intense sex but for all of us growers not showers, that is tiny, small, little or small medium sized penises a cock ring can be a real blessing. Call them the great equalizers. Even my little penis can nicely fill out pouch and keep it full all day long with the help of the right cock ring. Want to go a little further making your penis appear bigger to the world and add a shaft ring to the mix. Both cock rings and head rings make the penis appear much larger than its normal little appearance but even better than that is how awesome wearing them feels. You and your cock are in a high arousal state of bliss.

Cock Ring Corner

Collecting male chastity cages.

Collecting male chastity cages.

Are you hooked yet? It only takes one chastity device to start the stream flowing into a raging river. Some jump right into collecting the different styles of male chastity devices after all variety is the spice of life and that is quadrupled it comes to jailing your cock.  Make sure to check out the new ”Hand-Made” Line of jewel like quality craftsmanship on cages like the Munchkin, Eunuch, Little Toot, Canned Heat and so many more. These are cages that will get you hooked on chastity, micro chastity which like micro swimwear are my favorites.