Great news about Ass Spark powered short shorts.



Last week my post stated that we almost had these new amazing shorts perfected. I was with the girls this morning trying on the three samples they created and I could not have been happier and more excited by the results. Two of the samples were very similar with a bulge style pouch and one of the two was absolutely perfect. The third pair of shorts was another take on the original idea. This was my head pattern maker/designer that came up with this style and it was so exciting and in its own right perfect too. This design did not have the bulge pouch. It was a little less brash but still extreme, how could they not be when the short shorts have an Ass Spark holding them together between the legs. Even though the shorts are completely open between the legs with the exception of the metal bar running between the front and rear of the shorts you can wear these in public as long as you don’t go spread eagle! We decided right there and then to add the second pair to the collection we are working on. The bulge style will be offered in black and the flatter front pouch style will be in white. I believe most Koala clients will find them irresistible. The latest time update is the entire collection should be ready the end of March. I am keeping my fingers crossed.


Men’s swimwear


New shorts with built in Ass Spark



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Next sale April!



We are almost there on the new Shorts that are open between the legs to expose the Ass Spark cock ring anal plug. The Ass Spark literally holds the shorts together. This pair was almost perfect but almost is not good enough and the girls decided that they wanted to try three more different takes on the same design. We all know that one of them will be perfect and lucky for me I enjoy all that penetration with an audience. There is nothing like loving hands guiding an Ass Spark deep inside of me to perk up my day.


Amazing beach weekend!


I hit the beach both days this weekend with Saturday being as hot as I can ever remember for this time of the year. It must have been about eighty on the sand. Saturday I went with a couple of girlfriends and I had on my little Streamline Micro. One of the girls had never been with me to the beach and  she could not believe how small my swimsuit was. She blushed when I pulled off my Flamingo shorts to expose my little bikini. What did she expect from a man wearing pink shorts anyway? Sunday was a little cooler and I decided to go on my own for an extremely peaceful afternoon. There was a wonderful breeze coming off the water and I decided to go ultra fem, I guess all the talk about Bruce Jenner has my feminine side all wound up. I picked the Party Girl Bikini which makes a man as fem as he can ever be. The front is very small and the lips just a little subdued. I was on my back the entire time since I did not want my tiny thong tan to be affected. I am quite sure I confused a lot of male joggers of which there was a constant stream coming by me. I have said this many times and Sunday was no different, these Fem style suits are total girl magnets. I ended up with girls on every side of me and one decided to go topless. My educated guess is a completely feminine man is interesting to look at and the girls obviously feel completely at ease around me.

Tights gone wild


I can’t believe how many e-mails I have had about tights. I’m sorry that I have not got back to each and every one of you but I will, I am working my way through all of them. I am also amazed that I have not been able to find any tights on the market that can be used at the gym and are designed to completely show off the ass. Most of the tights flatten your butt out, some show the shape of the butt but I have not found a pair that goes deep between the cheeks like they are having sex with you.  That is what I am looking for. The bulge is not an issue at all since if we end up making tights they will come in many bulge shapes and sizes. Our newest collection of suits is not going to be out by the end of February but most likely by the end of March. Some of the styles have proved very difficult to manufacture and when it comes to my girl’s perfection is the only acceptable outcome.


Men’s swimwear