Hot beaches and over active police

HI guys I just wanted to let you know most of the sale suits including the ones from previous newsletters will be coming off sale the end of this month. You have a couple more days to get the best deals ever!

This last weekend was beach perfect and I spent both Saturday and Sunday afternoons enjoying the amazing weather. Saturday was packed with tons of people and I got some special attention from the police. Here in Los Angeles the police patrol the beaches throughout the day and I have never been bothered by them even when I wear completely sheer suits or penis shaped pouches. They tend to come up real close to me when I wear something like the Spicy Girl because I look so much like a woman that they seem to be checking me out to see if I am going topless (I am) but I think the bit of hair on my legs gives it away that and I’m more muscular than 90% of the girls. The hassles come from the police helicopter that cruise the beach looking for who knows what, seems like a colossal waste of money. If I am on my back or front no matter what type of suit I am wearing things are fine but when I try getting sun on my side is when it peak their interest. From the air I must appear completely nude so they hover above me in a tight circle taking a close look with their massive camera the same ones you see them use on the car chases. Everyone on the beach looks over to see what is happening and most often there is someone is drinking alcohol a huge no no in LA. All I need to do is roll over one way or another so they can see I am actually wearing something and they are on their way.  Next time I might just roll over and seductively pass my hand on my tight little pouch. Maybe that will turn them on.


April Newsletter

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Just a few more days!

Different thongs for different days



I’m not sure why other than it’s fun to do but I have been changing thong styles much more often lately. I wear one style by the pool and another to the beach. I have used four different styles over the last two weeks. The thongs are cut close enough in size to keep my tan line intact. I was wearing the Surfer Boy Thong on Sunday which turned out to be an amazing beach day. I enjoy the matt rubberized finish of the fabric. It is totally micro with very little coverage but it does not show quite as much of my penis shape as some of the regular spandex designs I wear. The bulge is tight and compact but visually my penis does not look as small in this suit because it has a nice, balloon style smoothness to it. I’m not sure what got into me but wearing that design and knowing my penis looked larger than the sub one inch it looks like in many of the thong’s I wear I was bold enough to stroll along a very busy Venice beach with my friend. Wearing a micro thong still attracts a whole lot of attention even at a beach like Venice which has so many other distractions.


Men’s Swimwear

Thong stretching at the beach today.



I had a meeting this evening in Beverly Hills and instead of fighting the traffic at rush hour I headed to the beach to bake in the sun rather than eat lunch from there it is an easy trek to my appointment. It was breezy and beautiful, for some people maybe a little cool outside but I thought it was close to perfect. I was surprised that the beach was not packed since most of the schools in LA our out for Easter vacation, just a smattering of people enjoying the sun and the usual flow of folks walking the beach. The sun the breeze and that salt air put me to sleep in seconds and of course I was wearing a micro thong. I was out a little longer than I should have been since the next thing I felt was a little too much sun on my very tan ass.  After my nap I still had some time before I needed to run and stretching seemed like a great idea. I love to stretch every day but stretching on the beach wearing just a tiny thong brings a level of excitement to my stretching that is rarely achieved at the gym. When I am doing some of the more intense stretches my swimsuit virtually disappears and I would appear nude to anyone passing by me of which many people did with more than a few double and triple takes. That in itself is fun for an exhibitionist like me but add in a downward dog and happy baby stretches and only a proctologist would have a better view! Now that is fun in the sun.


If you have not had a chance to read the Koala April newsletter now would be an awesome time to do it!

Going Small in front of the neighbors



As most of the readers know given my choice I prefer to wear a swimsuit mostly thong designs that show my penis in a very compressed state. They take a small penis and it makes it look extremely small. These are not feminizing swimsuits designs just standard Koala micro pouch styles. Many of the micro pouch designs compress the penis enough to confuse people that might be taking a quick peek at me, wondering if I am male or female it also helps that I keep between my legs completely shave and the designs I wear keep that entire area almost fully exposed all the time. The end of the pouch is just at the very base of the balls followed by a narrow strap. I know how many people view this not only from neighbors telling me so while I’m sunning around the pool but hearing from total strangers talking loud at the beach and some even coming up and asking. Most of the time it seems to be women that are confused. My neighbors are used to it but every once in a while someone asks me about my choice in swimsuits. I completely understand this because as I glance down at my pouch it looks ridiculously small even to my eyes. From two feet away on my own body I see how many would think I might be female. Years ago that might have bothered me a little but I have learned to love it after all the female form is awesome and the fact is I am never going to blow someone away with my giant cock pushing through a little pouch. I’ve learned to enjoy and get immense pleasure from going micro.



The April Newsletter and sale is on right now. Take a minute to check it out!

You need to take a look at this! Link to the early release: April Koala Newsletter.



The readers get first crack at the deals being offered in the April Koala Newsletter which will be e-mailed to everyone later on tonight and tomorrow! There is one deal in particular that is truly amazing and it will most likely not last long, that is the Grab bag sale. Take a read of the newsletter and then checkout the specials. It is possible the Grab bag deal might only last a few days and once we are out that’s all folks.