Koala
January Newsletter
At Koala, we have micro everything, micro swimwear. Micro
pouches, micro chastity, micro ass and cock plugs and too many others to list. Because
of the volume of micro products that we carry, I thought why not try some micro
New Year resolutions as well. After all, when I make the really big ones; I
rarely keep them very long. Maybe a bunch of really smalls ones will work
better with the odds of some actually sticking may be much higher…we will seeJ
Fun
with Glass Plugs
In Koala lingo, that is fun worth pretty much any
shape we will stick up our asses! That includes dildo style glass plugs and
some very cool new designs. We will be
attempting to bring these online within a week or two of you receiving this
newsletter. We were caught a little off guard with the instant sell out of a
new plug that we were not planning on offering. The story is funny because
along with some of our metal plugs coming in, I placed an order for a sample of
the Pineapple Express glass anal plug for my own personal use. When it arrived,
I instantly fell in love with this plug and added an order of them to our very
next shipment. Once the Pineapple Express was added online; they were sold out
after just a few days. Wow! I most often go with my gut on these things and, if
they turn me on, I want to see if it will do the same for our customers. After
the great response of the initial order, another was placed and added to that
order are a bunch of new glass plug styles. How many I’m not sure,but I know it
is over ten new designs. It’s going to be fun doing the photo shoot for these
new toys!
Ultra
Micro Male Chastity-Tiny is the New Normal
Our best-selling new male chastity cock cage is the
Eunuch which also happens to be the smallest cock cage I have ever seen. Until
someone shows me otherwise, I claim it to be the smallest cock cage on the
planet. Personally, I get so much pleasure from wearing it. Obviously, I love
my cock locking as small as possible. That is why I love wearing micro pouch
and femme style swimwear and tights. Wearing a cage that makes my shaft
literally disappear is a total turn-on, just not one that allows me to get
erect.
All
these New Electric Scooters, The Koala Take are the Perfect Mix with a Pair of Tights
Not sure if the electric scooter rage has hit your
city or town yet, but here in Southern California; they are everywhere. In
fact, on any given day near the beach, you will see thousands of them. Though
some cities have an issue with them buzzing around and people leaving them any
place they like. However, I love the idea of them. Cruising around getting
fresh air and taking thousands of cars off the road. This is not only a large
part of cleaning our environment, I can’t wait for them to possibly take over
the roads here and in other traffic jammed parts of the world. Instead of
renting one, I just ordered a Segway Ninebot scooter. They looked like so much
fun I just had to do it. Sure enough, they are a blast to ride. Just make sure
to wear a helmet! This is something most people are not doing, but it’s crazy not
to wear one. Even professionals have a spill once in a while. I have found it
to be even more fun slipping on a pair of tights and sweatshirt as my preferred
scooter attire. It is a very sleek silhouette and offers less wind resistance. That
and it feels so hot. I had a feeling we could take these fast little scooters
and make them even sexier.
13
New Designs and Going Forward on New Mini Collections
Yes, I know it has been a while since we added new
swimwear/fun wear designs, but I promise they will be out soon. I know this
because almost all of them are now in stock. As I type this, in late December,
we are waiting for three more to be finished. Actually, we are praying they
will be ready by mid-January and then, we will set up a photo shoot. The new
styles are looking awesome. Bikinis and thongs with both bulge pussy style
fronts, I believe you will see many designs that are sure to arouse you. In addition,
I want to share with you about our new
strategy future mini collections. For all the many years that we have been on
the web, all the work was sent out for updates. We needed to have big groups of
products to have it make sense. Now that it is all done inhouse and we will be
able to do what I call mini collections. My target will be groups of four new
designs added each time. This will take a lot of pressure off of our wonderful
girls that toil night and day to make you look awesome and feel even
sexier.
None
of the New Styles are Named yet but Here is a little Teaser:
There is a superhot, micro bulge, Brazilian style
bikini designed to be used with your favorite butt plug: Something many Koala
customers thoroughly enjoy.
A Pinkish colored, metal style fabric bikini similar
to our bestselling Male Room bikini also getting ready for you to adore. This
comes with an even smaller bulge and narrower scrounge butt rear.
Sheer male to female transformation, full camel-toe
look in front and a thong rear; it is ever so compelling.
Letting
Loose with Our Feminine Side
I’m guessing based on how popular our male to female
transformations designs had been last year that 2019 is going to be a banner
year for these designs, and also for the men who are getting deeper into their
feminine side. These very extreme styles are perfect for transgender,
crossdressers, femme men, sissies and even for regular straight, gay, and bi
men that realize deep down there is something missing, something they are
yearning to get in touch with. Many men never act on these feelings, but many
others are letting loose and experiencing the joy, pleasure and, undeniably
complicated, but opening feelings that transformation allows you to ascend.
Male
Chastity and the Koala Exclusive Handmade Series
Both the new Eunuch ultra micro male chastity cage
and its sister cage the Mistress Fury are part of a growing line of insanely
micro male chastity device. They are, as a group, the smallest cages on the
planet. They offer extremely high quality handmade craftsmanship, beautifully
polished finishes, and all stainless steel construction. We are adding two more
new designs to the line middle to late January.
Keep your eyes open for the Minute Man and the Runt
Cock male chastity devices. Both are small beyond belief.
Plug
Powered Swimwear Year Round
Thousands of our customers wear our swimwear designs
as sexy undies, too. After all, if you love the feel of spandex for your
swimsuits, why would you not love it as underwear? Two categories of designs
jump out right away as being the most popular styles, not only at the beach and
by the pool, but also away from the beach. These can be worn at parties, in the
office, at the gym, etc. I’m guessing you get the idea. The two styles would be
all of the transformation designs and all of the plug powered styles. I can’t
tell you how many boxes of butt plugs along with the custom anal stretchers we
go through for guys order bikinis, thongs, and G-strings. You are not alone in
your love for getting a good ass fucking from your clothing. Sure, the real
thing is always better, but this penetration is available to you whenever you
want and for as long as you want. Talk about spicing up a day at work!
Why not start of the New Year right with some
seductive and sexy bikinis, wicked little thongs, sassy shorts and so much
more. Maybe you were lucky enough to get
some hot spandex suits for the holidays but if not now is the perfect time to
stock up. Our January Koala Newsletter Sale starts now!
Not all suits are available in all sizes. Shop early
for the best selection, enjoy.
**Buy 3 or more sale suits and get a free C-string
suit. (C-String will be automatically added to your order but will not be shown
in your cart)
Alpha Male http://www.koalaswim.com/Alpha-Male_p_489.html Sale $22.00
Adrenaline Rush http://www.koalaswim.com/ADRENALINE-RUSH_p_21.html Sale $21.00
Bald Eagle Brazil http://www.koalaswim.com/Bald-Eagle-Brazil_p_53.html Sale $23.00
Cock Magic http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Magic-Bikini_p_92.html Sale $21.00
Cock Fantasy http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Fantasy_p_91.html
Sale $19.00
Chastity Slave http://www.koalaswim.com/Chastity-Slave-G-string_p_87.html Sale $20.00
Cock Package Bikini http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Package-Bikini_p_94.html
Sale $22.00
Eros Boy http://www.koalaswim.com/Eros-Boy_p_589.html
Sale $24.00
Evil Angel http://www.koalaswim.com/Evil-Angel_p_154.html
Sale $21.00
Fire Zone http://www.koalaswim.com/Fire-Zone_p_558.html
Sale $23.00
Man Heaven http://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Heaven-Short-Shorts_p_587.html Sale $26.00
Golden Slit http://www.koalaswim.com/Golden-Slit-Thong-Brazilian_p_189.html
Sale $20.00
Monaco Micro http://www.koalaswim.com/MONACO-MICRO_p_278.html
Sale $20.00
Sassy Boy http://www.koalaswim.com/Sassy-Boy-Shorts_p_491.html Sale $26.00
Rear Assault http://www.koalaswim.com/Rear-Assault-Bikini-with-Ass-Spark-options_p_352.html Sale $23.00
Real Man http://www.koalaswim.com/Real-Man-Bikini_p_349.html
Sale $24.00
Rapture http://www.koalaswim.com/Rapture-Bikini_p_347.html
Sale $22.00
Sex Pistol http://www.koalaswim.com/Sex-Pistol_p_552.html Sale$20.00
Shy Slut Bikini http://www.koalaswim.com/Shy-Slut-Bikini_p_380.html
Sale $18.00
Surfer Boy http://www.koalaswim.com/Surfer-Boy-Thong_p_629.html
Sale $23.00
South Beach http://www.koalaswim.com/South-Beach_p_397.html
Sale $21.00
Spontaneous http://www.koalaswim.com/Spontaneous-Bikini_p_402.html
Sale $19.00
Target Zone http://www.koalaswim.com/Target-Zone_p_557.html
Sale $19.00
Thunder Struck
http://www.koalaswim.com/Thunder-Struck_p_490.html
Sale $22.00
Femme Fatale http://www.koalaswim.com/Femme-Fatale_p_167.html
Sale $22.00
Koala Ball Stretcher http://www.koalaswim.com/THe-Koala-Ball-Stretcher_p_440.html
Sale $26.00
Gun Slinger http://www.koalaswim.com/Gun-Slinger-Brazilian-Bikini_p_193.html
Sale $23.00
Secret Temptation
http://www.koalaswim.com/Secret-Temptation_p_362.html
Sale $22.00
Micro Me http://www.koalaswim.com/Micro-Me_p_272.html
Sale $22.00
Take It Hard http://www.koalaswim.com/Take-It-Hard_p_528.html
Sale $20.00
Raging Excitement http://www.koalaswim.com/Raging-Excitement-plus-Plug-options_p_339.html
Sale $23.00
The Sire Thong http://www.koalaswim.com/The-Sire-Thong_p_471.html Sale $21.00
Too Much Sex http://www.koalaswim.com/Too-Much-Sex_p_474.html
Sale $20.00
Dominate Strap-on
http://www.koalaswim.com/Dominate-Strap-on-Unisex-Harness-no-dildo-included_p_626.html
Sale $16.00
Personal
Note:
I love the idea of space travel, sending probes to
distant planets even outside our solar system. I love the idea of commercial
space travel even if it is only for the rich in the beginning. That said, I
wonder if we took a break on spending for space for just a few years. Instead,
use all that money and those wonderful minds to concentrate on cleaning our
oceans and the rest of the environment on our little wonderful blue planet. If
you agree, write your senators and congressman to let them know how you feel
about this. Another step in the right direction is not using plastic bags. I
always bring re-usable bags to the store and when I am taking out food, I ask
them not to bag it. I feel we could all get along without the little plastic
bag they slide over every sub sandwich. That alone could save millions of bags
daily, and who knows how many of those end up in the oceans. I hope 2019 is a wonderful and healthy year
for you. Let’s all try to make it a cleaner one.
Peace,
Michael David
