Monthly Archives: March 2020

One of the wildest devices ever!

Coming soon, maybe in the next day or two is one of the craziest, wildest and wickedest transformation devices you will ever have a chance to play with. Look for the introduction of The Mr.Vagina Pussy Maker at koalaswim.com. Talk about an aptly named product one that does exactly what its name implies. The question is are you ready to see what you would look like sans penis with a lusty beautiful vagina between your legs, one that is all you! I will guarantee you this is one extreme experience.

Which designs are best for sex?

I get this question all the time which suits are best for oral sex and which are best for sex in general.  We have been making penis display suits for many years and we have a number of designs that have been built for more than just displaying that handsome cock of yours. We have many designs that were created for the purpose of keeping your cock as large and hard as possible and for the longest amount of time. In addition we have designs that go a step further and control the tension on the balls. Ready to add to those feeling and we can dial in anal stretching along with full penetration via attached butt plugs or the vast choice of Ass Spark combo cock ring anal plugs that work directly with some of our penis display designs.  All of these designs increase the pleasure and efficiency for oral sex, anal sex, vaginal sex or an awesome round of masturbation something everyone should do more of. Make sure to check out the designs under “Penis Displays” at Koalaswim.com

Checking in on a crazy world

Not that in the scheme of things this is all that important but even with this crazy virus going around we are still working at full speed and surprisingly enough it has stayed very busy. BTW I’m not taking this lightly since we do have a fairly big problem here in California. I have stopped going to the gym something I have not done in over 30 years and I am doing my weight lifting at the office, we have a bench and Bowflex dumbbells and I am spending a ridiculous amount of time on the treadmill, I’m writing this as I walk. We were all ready to do our photo shoot this coming week but I think it makes sense to put it off for another week or so to figure out what is really going on out there and see how serious of an issue it becomes. Because of the way our company is set up I do not see any change in the way we do business, we are still shipping orders M-F and sometimes Sunday too and because we are small and agile I believe we will be able to power through whatever happens though I hope like all of you that this whole thing doesn’t blow up into something awful.

What it is like to wear the an inverted style cock cage

We just added a bunch of new products the other day and we already know what the best of the best hottest new products are. The two new Munchkin Inverted cock cages the big winners. We knew that they would be popular with our type of customer, mostly men like me:-) but they have been insanely popular! That said we keep getting questions about how they work so I thought I would add a picture we took of the female model emasculating the male model. I think the photo says it all.

Munchkin Hard core

Munchkin Convertible

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Update Newsletter, new products and a new type of male chastity device being introduced that has never been seen before…..Anywhere! Let’s start off the newsletter talking about new swimwear designs. We receive more phone calls and e-mails asking us when the new suits will be out. We love that there is so much interest and I am happy to be able to give a more exact figure today. All the new designs are now in stock and we are setting up a photo shoot which should take place in the next week to ten days. That is our timeline. Once the shoot is complete it will be just a few more days before the new styles are online and ready to ship. We have a whole slew of new cock, shaft and ball products along with a dab of anal gear. I can’t wait to share them with you. Let’s start with what I believe will be a quantum shift in male chastity device design.  There is a new sheriff in town and it goes by the name of Inverted chastity. There are actually two new inverted style cock cages and as far as we know this is an entirely new type of male chastity device dreamed up by the warped minds at Koala with the help of our equally warped customers, warped in a good way! Before I get into telling you about the cages I think I should offer you a primer about what we mean when we are talking about inverted chastity and yes it is most likely what your imagination is painting a picture of this very moment! These new male chastity micro cock cages actually force the shaft in and holds it inside of you creating not only the feeling of being completely caged as most chastity devices do but feeling like you are no longer a man. You are penetrated by this cage and in many ways treated like you have a vagina that is being fingered while being kept in check. I would venture that many men wearing this style cage will feel a sensation that there brain responds to as female. Personally I have been wearing this style cage for a number of weeks and after the initial transition to such a new feeling it is in fact totally comfortable.  New inverted Male Chastity Cages:Before you click on the link and take a look at these new game changers let me say that though they look very similar there are major differences. Instead of going over the differences here please make sure to read the descriptions of each one.  Make sure to take a look at the new plugged versions of the Castrate, Eunuch and Munchkin cock cages, like always we are taking denial to another level.Munchkin Inverted Plugged and Screwed Convertiblehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Munchkin-Inverted-Plugged-and-Screwed-Convertible_p_1059.html Munchkin Screwed Inverted and Plugged Hard Corehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Munchkin-Screwed-Inverted-and-Plugged-Hard-Core_p_1063.html  The new Cyclopean head rings are simply awesome. They are heavy and very substantial. Slip on a few of them with a standard head ring will make a superb cock stretcher and slide just one under the head of your cock to make it pop big time under your favorite spandex swimsuit, shorts or tights.There are many new male chastity cages including one we added just a few weeks ago called the Cellmate the world’s first remote controlled cock cage. The Cellmate has been selling extremely well and as of this newsletter we still have stock of both sizes. If you click on the link and we are out of stock they should be available again in a few weeks. Make sure to take a look at the Megg, short for Man Egg male chastity device which is a completely enclosed see through cage. I have experienced the new Ball Humbler control bar and I must say it’s a sissies dream come true! Munchkin Screwed and Plugged Micro Male Chastity Devisehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Munchkin-Screwed-and-Plugged-Micro-Male-Chastity-Devise_p_1060.html Megg Chastity Cagehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Megg-Chastity-Cage-_p_1057.html Cellmate “App Controlled” Male Chastity Devicehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Cellmate-“App-Controlled”-Male-Chastity-Device_p_1053.html Man Snatch Male Chastity Belthttps://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Snatch-Male-Chastity-Belt_p_1051.html Slutty Sissyhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Slutty-Sissy_p_1058.html Castrate Plugged Micro Male Chastity Devisehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Castrate-Plugged-Micro-Male-Chastity-Devise_p_1061.html Eunuch Screwed and Pluggedhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Eunuch-Screwed-and-Plugged_p_1062.html Monster Butt Grommethttps://www.koalaswim.com/Monster-Butt-Grommet_p_1065.html Ball Humblerhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Ball-Humbler_p_1067.html Cyclopean Massive Head/Glans Ringhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Cyclopean-Massive-HeadGlans-Ring_p_1054.html Cyclopean Rainbow head Ringhttps://www.koalaswim.com/Cyclopean-Rainbow-HeadGlans-Ring_p_1055.html Whore Boy Jaws Male Chastity Cagehttps://www.koalaswim.com/Whore-Boy-Jaws-Male-Chastity-Cage_p_1056.html