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I’m getting ready for a micro thong weekend.

 

 

We are still dealing with June gloom in the mornings but the afternoons should be absolutely perfect micro swimwear weather and from what I hear summer is starting to break out everywhere with 90 degree plus weather all over the place. It’s time to peel off what-ever you are wearing and slip into something just barely legal, the smaller the better. Maybe a suit so small it stretches your comfort zone. The time is now to get out there and be the sexist you imaginable! I’m going to be doing the same thing though Saturday morning I will be busy shooting a new male chastity torture cock ring and a new combo ball stretcher, cock stretcher, cock ring with weights. These new devices are at the extreme corner of hardcore and pain. Should be quite a treat having them strapped on my cock and balls!

 

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Wow some new sizes just came in

 

 

We have discontinued many different designs some of which are on sale right now. We have very limited supplies of these swimsuits and on many of them we are out of stock in particular sizes. Yesterday the girls actually sent me new stock on a number of those designs. We have some large customers in Europe that order discontinued swimwear that is still part of their line so as long as they order a minimum of five of the same suit and size we can make them. My girls ended up making more so back in stock they go. You might want to check your favorite suit that might have been out of stock last time you checked and you might just want to take one more peek at the June Koala Newsletter to see the sale suits and the sizes available. After this newsletter there are no other sales until August!

 

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Summer fun in the sun.

 

My summer fun always includes lots of beach time, body-surfing, playing volleyball on the beach while wearing micro swimwear smaller than most of the girls wear along with strolling the beach. Transformation style thongs and bikinis are definitely going to be part of the plan. I hope a lot of the above activities are on your docket. I would love to hear about summer plans that include taking a cruises and how wearing micro swimsuits work into those plans. Over the years I have talked to many guys that have used some of the smallest swimsuits imaginable on cruise ships. I know that the Atlantis cruises which are geared to gay men but open to all are great places to show off your most extreme thongs and G-strings but I would like to hear about some of the more mainstream cruise lines and your experiences. Please share them.

 

Don’t forget to check out the June Koala newsletter and sale.

June gloom and beach withdrawals

 

 

I was born and raised in Los Angeles and some of my first memories are being at the beach with my family. The ocean is truly a part of my soul I have an intense love for it. June is one of the toughest months of the year for having a combination of the beach and the sun days. Here it is call June Gloom. While the rest of the country starts to bask in the warm glow of summer at the beaches of Southern California we are forced to wait until the very end of June and sometimes early July for the sun to break through. I generally have better beach days in January than in June. I crave my micro swimwear beach days with the feeling of being virtually nude on the beach for a day of relaxing and taking in the rays that has a tremendous pull on me. I’m all shaved up and ready though I have not yet picked out which suit is going to be my go to beach thong this season. I it is more likely I will choose two since going femme will be part of my beach routine along with some sort of micro bulge design.

 

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Busy weekend and the June Koala Newsletter Sale

 

 

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend we are just now getting caught up with things here at the office. I only had one beach day out of the three but boy was that a beautiful day. I hit the beach with a girlfriend on Sunday. The weather was perfect and the crowds big. Personally I like the days when there are fewer people but having them all there makes exciting people watching,. I was wearing one of my smallest suits I’m sure I was one of many getting gawked at. We parked it around a bunch of girls which was fine by me, I can’t get over how many women of all shapes and sizes are showing so much ass this season. Needless to say I love that. There were not that many guys at the beach and I was one of a very few that I noticed wearing a thong, bikini or G-string though I did see a number of men wearing skin tight fitted shorts. The water here is still on the cold side and I try not to get in too much after all my cock is so tiny to begin with and that cold water almost makes me one of the girls not that I looked much different than the girls around me. I know most people walking by assume I’m female until they get close enough to see my bulge even than they still might think I’m female but oh well. I  can’t wait for more awesome days at the beach.

 

The June Newsletter Sale Starts Today!

Here is the link: Koala Sale Newsletter

Don’t me the buy two sale suits and get a free Spread and Lubed suit!

Summer is upon us. Yeah

Wow it is almost here with this weekend marking the official start to the summer season. I can’t lie as most of the blog readers and Koala customers know that summer is my favorite part of the year. I can run around our wonderful beaches here in LA wearing almost nothing and being seen by thousands. Lounging around almost naked is extremely sexy and stimulating as is being seen by so many people, it is one of my favorite things to do. I am a little pissed off at myself for not being quite ready with my summer weight target and that I wanted a six pack to be showing. My goal for the next two weeks is to drop five pounds. My plan is to be brutally honest about everything I eat by keeping an exact log of everything that goes in. If that works I think a little run on the beach in my Spicy Girl Bikini would be in order.   Have a great weekend!

 

Men’s Swimwear

Ready for insanely micro?

We just added two new male chastity cock cages (three if you include the catheter option on Thimblelina) to the site. The Thimblelina cock cage is the smallest one I have ever seen anywhere. It was amazing to wear this design for a day and I can’t wait to try it for a longer period. I had to ejaculate the second I pulled it off and it was one of those rare limp penis sissy style full loads. PS if you know of a smaller one e-mail me a link to it! The other cage is a beautiful and incredibly secure cock cage called Emasculate. This is a heavy cage that you will feel imprisoned in all day long. You know you are locked up and not getting out in this design, no chance what-so-ever.

 

 

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Keeping your skin looking great and ready for wearing micro suits.

 

 

I had a skin doctor appointment this week, all was fine but it reminded me of a product that he gave me the last time I was in. First off my check-up was great but of course he said I was way too tan, what can I say I enjoy being outside. He gave me a new sunscreen which I will try and let you know how well it works. Most sunscreens irritate my skin more than the sun. I might have posted this before but it is worth telling you about again. The skin lotion is CeraVe and I get it in the large jar. Over the years I have used many different skin lotions and my skin was so sensitive to them that I always had to stop using them and at one point that I was not using any for years. The CeraVe is a miracle and you can get it anywhere the local drug store, Target, Amazon and most supermarkets. It is not very expensive but I think it is worth its weight in gold. I get compliments on my skin all the time and that never used to happen. I love this stuff! PS I use it liberally on my face. No expensive face creams needed!

 

Make sure to post your skin secrets!

 

 

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More on Male Chastity

 

 

We have built up a huge following of male chastity customers. There was really never a plan to do this it was just an aspect of sexuality that appealed to me just as extreme men’s swimwear, transsexual fashion, cock rings along with other exciting sexual based interests do. Variety is after all the spice of life.

We have a few new male chastity devices coming online in the next few weeks. Following our latest break-out best seller micro male chastity cage the “Little Joe” we have found an even smaller almost unimaginably small new stainless steel cage called the “Thimblelina” It is a tiny thimble of a cock cage created for both secure imprisonment and total humiliation. We will be offering two styles, one with a catheter and one without. The other new un-named design is an insanely secure stainless steel cage made to handle small to larger cocks in complete comfort.

 

 

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