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I want to blow you!

I’m working on an awesome December Koala Newsletter that will feature our largest sale ever at the lowest prices ever. Screw Black Friday and Cyber Monday this should really blow you away!

If you are on the newsletter mailing list it should be in your inbox Monday or Tuesday.

 

Trying out a new idea for sale items!

Today I am testing a concept for running special sales for readers of the Men’s Swimwear Blog.

These prices will only be good for up to 7 days after this is posted. If it works smoothly I will be running specials here and there since I am considering changing the newsletter to every three months because it is so time consuming to put out. I value all the readers of the Men’s Swimwear Blog and the prices I will be listing on Sale Suits will be even lower than on the Newsletter. These suits are being discontinued and are not available in all sizes.

 

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Blue-Boy-Ultra.htm  Reg.$30.00  Sale  $16.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Ramrod.htm Reg.$36.00  Sale $18.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Cock_Package_Bikini.htm Reg.$36.00  Sale $18.00

http://koalaswim.com/i-asset-shorts-m.htm Reg.$32.00  Sale 19.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Chastity_Slave_G_String.htm Reg.$34.00  Sale $17.00

http://www.koalaswim.com/i-Beach_Voyeur.htm Reg.$34.00  Sale $16.00

It was finally a cold morning.

 

 

Having a cold morning and needing to go workout can only mean one thing, spandex tights! The big question was femme or bulge? I opted for a pair of bulge style tights, the Pinnacle Ballistic Sport Tights along with a black Nike top. I have been lifting harder than ever lately and I hope to get ripped enough to wear a spandex compression top with my tights soon. There is nothing like wearing tights that look like they were painted on and a compression top that looks like a second skin. The matt grey spandex is not only one of the sexiest fabrics on the planet but it is so comfortable to wear. I can’t see a reason why any man would wear a thong or G-string with their tights (I do understand why the ladies often do) but I guess if your cock was big enough you might want to control how much of it is showing. My cock is small enough to butt up against the spandex pouch perfectly showing off the shape of the head but not the size of the shaft. I mixed up my workout today doing all the major muscle groups with light weights. There were literally hundreds of people working out with me, lucky for me it was not a shy day.

 

Men’s Swimwear, Sport Shorts, Tights and so much more!

How big is male transformation?

 

 

The male transformation designs including swimwear, shorts and tights are now without question the largest part of our line as far as sales are concerned. We were doing an analysis of our best selling products and male transformation was far and away the winner. I never knew how large the market for these styles could be. Our customers are a diverse bunch. We have many transsexuals, cross dressers and sissies buying these styles but we have a huge number of men gay, straight and bi who are just interested and aroused with the idea of transformation. I can totally understand that. I love wearing micro swimsuits that show off my bulge displaying the head proudly along with the complete penis outline when the mood is right. I love wearing bulge pouch tights to work out in. It is no doubt the exhibitionist part of my personality that thrives on it but I like many of you have a feminine side that needs nurturing too. No one ever asked me to offer male to female transformation designs that came from my thoughts and desires which compelled me to go in that direction, as long as I can remember the look of a vagina as turned me on even when that vagina is my own.

 

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Going to the beach!

It’s hot and I am so burnt out from the elections here in the USA that I need a little beach time today. Don’t be alarmed we will still get your orders shipped out in time. The fact is my fully exposed ass needs to get out of my shorts and into almost nothing.  Now my biggest decision of the day, femme front or micro bulge pouch, decisions, decisions.

 

 

Men’s Swimwear

Exposed in the prime of life. New Product!

 

 

Having an 85 degree beach day in November means it must be one of those crazy late summer days in Los Angeles. Lucky for me I had be downtown for a meeting and with the freeway open I was at the beach twenty minutes after it was over. It was amazing to see lots of people out there. I guess I was not the only one playing a little hooky. I made a beeline to one of my favorite spots on the beach, a high traffic area that I would not normally use because it is where just about everyone coming to the beach walks by when taking a stroll or starts their search for a spot to get some sun. It’s right near the surf so just about everyone else walks by you to. I find it too busy on summer weekends with too many young kids hanging out with mom and dad but today it was just me, a bunch of beautiful ladies and a young handsome Asian man with an amazing body(Amazing with a capitol A) wearing an extremely small thong (hope it was a Koala suit) a suit that was tantalizingly close to as micro as mine was. Beautiful weather, the soothing sound of the surf and within a few minutes of getting there I must have been deep in sleep taking a well deserved nap. That’s when the fun started. I’m not sure how long I was sleeping for but I must have had some very sexy erotic dreams. I awoke completely aroused and felt my not very substantial cock extremely hard. That was great since at my age there is no guarantee you are going to wake up with an erection. The problem was when I passed out my cock was micro sized and I was able to keep it in a heads up position standing straight up from my body with the head pushed into the fabric. I love the way this position looks. I know it shows how small I am but I feel the look is one of the best you can have in a skimpy swimsuit (lots of head exposed). The issue was that like a little tent post my hard penis had pushed up into the fabric pushing out and showing shaft poking up through it. The fabric only had so much stretch and then the suit started lifting from my body. To my surprise about one full inch of my hard shaft was completely exposed from the pouch being lifted up by it. I’m not sure how many people walked by and noticed it but the people around me all had a nice little (very little) show.

 

 

During our last shoot we had the girl helping us wear a Unisex Strap-on harness with a small dildo attached to show how easy it is to have sex wearing the new strap on vagina. She went to town and I can tell you that this is one amazing piece of equipment. She pounded me like there was no tomorrow. It was the first time she used a harness and she too was blown away. I was so impressed by it that I decided we had to offer this unit. It will be on our site in the next couple of weeks. You will be able to use almost any dildo you choose with this harness and it works on both women and men. I can strap it on tight and have the giant cock I have only dreamed of while completely hiding my little penis. Awesome!

 

 

Men’s Swimwear

 

Wow it’s online now!!!!!

Make sure to check out the prosthetic strap on vagina. Use it to cover the penis or use it over your hole to create a realistic vagina. This Latex beauty designed in Germany will be an amazing addition to your feminizing collection of designs. It is listed under the male chastity section and should be the first item. I had some trouble finding it using Google Chrome. If you have the same issue just click on the button above that says “Entire Selection of Designs”

 

 

 

New Suits, New Cock Cages, New Vagina

 

I have been getting a ton of e-mails about the new strap-on Vagina and I wanted to let everyone know it should be on Koalaswim.com by the end of today, I am keeping my fingers crossed!

We did the photo shoot for the new male chastity cock cages of which there are officially eight new designs. Two that come to mind are clam shell style cages one plastic the other metal that hold the cock and balls in a lightly crushed and cramped area, very erotic. We will also be offering two firsts for us, two new male chastity belts with cock cages. These stainless steel wonders are not just extreme male chastity devices they are stylish fetish display pieces. I can’t wait to share them with you. I have stated before that I want Koala to have the world’s largest selection of male chastity devices and we are well on our way to that goal.

 

The New Swimwear designs: Here is the update, we are getting warm in fact we are starting to plan the photo shoot which I hope will take place in the next couple of weeks. I’m looking for a muscular male model (I have one in mind) but my guess is I will still be handling the insertions of the different style plugs and Ass Sparks on my own.

 

 

Just a few days left to take advantage of our awesome Newsletter Sale

New design idea

The beach was hot and busy today. After a massive workout I needed a little time to myself and did one of my favorite things: totally veg out at the beach, of course wearing next to nothing. I can’t remember seeing more people walking at the beach than I had today. It was one after another and I was not doubt I was an interesting sight just feet away from all that traffic.  I’m not sure about you guys but when I get tired and extremely relaxed my penis at times can become extremely small, that is small even for me! We are talking fraction of an inch small. My cock was In that state today when an idea for a new design came to me based on the micro swimsuit I was wearing.  I was thinking of a micro pouch that highlights the shaft with an indentation but not a separate pouch for it.  I think this change will showoff off the size of any shaft but especially detail the shaft when it is in its smallest state something I find quite beautiful.  I played with the idea at home and I think there is something to it. I would want the finished product to be available in a thong, G-string and bikini one that you could use anywhere. The way it highlights the shaft would be much more subtle than having it in its own separate pouch. Once the shaft is separated from the balls in two pouches the look is awesome but much more extreme almost like a completely exposed penis and many men will not wear that to the beach. The change I envision in this new design will be such that anyone that would wear a bikini would wear this suit.

 

Men’s Swimwear