First let me say I am sorry about today’s website problems. As I type this we are working on getting the credit card processing section of the site back up and functioning. Payments using paypal are still working fine. We expect the credit card function to be up shortly. Quite the pain in the ass!
Thats my big drag for the day. Answering e-mails and phone calls from frustrated customers who have tried many times to place their orders just to get a crazy error code message. Computers and the internet you gotta love them.
The great side of my day was spending about 2 1/2 hours trying on a whole bunch of designs and taking notes about it so I can post more details about the suits and how I felt wearing them. The next blog will have specific suit details but I thought I would tell you about the customer idea we tried. I liked the idea of an Ass Spark connected to adjustable strap like the ones on the Options Stretcher. The blogger who posted his idea said it would be great if tension was put on the Ass Spark from the straps making it go in and out as you walked. Those were not his exact words but definitely his idea of what he wanted. Well we made it and fooled with it for a while and I can say it is not going to work though I had a great time trying to make it work. Bill the blogger thought it would just pop out when the straps pulled and that is what happened. I could adjust the straps to pull it out most of the way and the suction from my muscles pulled it back but just as often it came out followed by a flying bit of lube. I must say the experience was akin to having sex, my cock was so unbelievably hard from the 1 3/4″ ring and the plug being constantly re-inserted along with having a number of other anal style designs in and out of me. The girls have a funny saying when they see the precum flowing from my cock, he’s crying and yes as they dabbed my little eye over and over again the tears were flowing thanks to the non stop stimulation.
I get asked all the time what suits do I wear. For the most part it is about what I am doing. At work I often wear a pouch only design under my shorts or sweats. The Testosterone is my favorite but sometimes I will go with The Beast, I enjoy the way it makes my cock feel. I stick to pouch only suits when I go Horseback riding. Not being a very good rider I like the way a small tight pouch keeps my balls from bouncing all over the place. For Tanning most of the time it is the Slut-G-string but it depends on the beach, hotel or friends house I am at. Sometimes it is just about being shocking and I will go with one of the new anal suits they are all attention whores. At the gym pool it is a bikini, sometimes I will go Brazilian and on occasion I will sneak a thong in. They do not allow men or women to wear thongs but so far I have not been bothered much. I will almost always go for a suit that makes my bulge look smaller if I am out in public but again it depends on my mood. There are times where I will wear a suit with cock straps to make me look big and as most of you know I am not well endowed, these suits level the playing field making me look much larger as they force my balls and shaft out and keep me semi hard to fully hard depending upon how hard I crank the adjustable strap.
When it comes to wearing bikinis I prefer a Brazilian cut. Sure I am an exhibitionist but if your ass is nice why not show some cheek. One of my favorite Brazilian bikinis is the Bald Eagle Brazil. String sides, extreme Brazilian rear and a very interesting front pouch design. It is a shaft up design but it is still very compact. There is an interior strap which holds up the your cock head and the top 1/4 of your shaft. The outline is very sexy and the strap forces the penis into the front top of the pouch creating a nice visual.
What type of bulge do you like to show and what type of swimwear bulge do you liket o see on other guys. Most of the time I enjoy showing off a micro bulge and I enjoy seeing smaller bulges. Swimwear bulges where you can see the cock head outline are my favorites.
My favorite high fashion Koala bikinis are Pleasure Chest and Ripped. Very sexy yet classic lines. In my opinion these suits can be used anywhere even around the most conservative people. They are very stylish suits far sexier then any Speedo but still able to be useded as a Speedo substitute. Great first suits to wear in public and the great fit will knock you out!
Great customer idea. I want your feedback on this one. We have sold more Ass Sparks then we could have ever imagined. No doubt word is spreading fast that it is one of the most stimulating anal products around. We have also found that most people who order the Ass Spark end up ordering the special suits made to work with them, the ones in our latest collection. In addition to the suits we now offer, we are working on four more new designs to be used with the Ass Spark one more exciting then the next. A customer sent an idea to me that I am thinking about doing even though I promised my girls I would not give them any more designs for the collection they are working on.. This idea seems so hot to me that I might just go back on my word and give them one more but first I want to hear what you think about it. The idea is adding adjustable straps that hook to the Ass Spark running down the legs with a strap to go around your legs like the ones on the Penis stretcher and Options stretcher designs. The idea is that whenever you walk around with the Ass Spark hooked to these straps it will tug out a little and then pop back in. Can you visualize the in and out motion and how exciting and stimulating that would be? Let me know.
I’m always telling you how sunny and warm it is in LA but not today. It is rainy and cold. It is snowing 30 minutes away from Koala. Very unusual. Trying to get my mind back into business after a long weekend with too many late nights. I was going through my notes from the 1st fitting session and realized I forgot to mention my idea for a Diablo style suit with an anal ring. This is a design we know there is demand for. One of the problems with sex and fun style suits that use the large metal anal rings to spread and hold open your hole is they tend to slip to the side at times. This is a small price to pay for the feeling of metal stretching your hole open, an invitation for pleasure. That said I thought about holding the hole open with a large rubber ring and the girls made me a sample. With out question this design will be a hit. A found the rubber ring very comfortable and it did a very nice job of keeping me completely spread. The girls moved it back and forth checking adjustments on the suit but the rubber ring did not move. The interesting part was that the rubber did not keep it’s full round shape but molded to an oval shape. It not only felt great but it looked hot. It would have been very easy to slide a good size plug in with the help of the spreader. There was one adjustment we were making to the suit and I will get to try it on later this week along with all the other new designs. Can’t wait!
Just wanted to tell everyone to be safe and have a wonderful New Year!
2011 should bring a new level of insanity to Koala. My promise is to never stop trying to evolve and create the wildest men’s swim and spandex fetish wear on the planet
It is nice ending the year all caught up or at least very close to having all our back ordered suits made up and shipping before the end of the year. This pushed my next new design fittings into the first week of the new year. The girls promised to have all the new designs ready to go.
We have had many people showing interest in a smaller version of the Smoking Gun suit and I have decided to add it to our next collection. We are working on a sample right now in the same color as the semi sheer Pierced suit. The fabric is a bronze nude and it is one of my all time favorite fabrics. Hope it works, can’t wait to try it next week!
Explosive Sex the over the shoulders anal hook design that is built for sex and stimulation is nothing less then the most erotic suit you will ever strap on. It is an orgasm in progress ready to explode at anytime and it is one of my personal favorites. I enjoy wearing it to play with myself and others. It is a party ready to go. The only issue is you could never wear it outside because your cock is fully exposed in the three ring cage. The design feels so good that I wanted a version that would let uninhibited men wear out to the beach or a fetish party with full frontal coverage until it is time for fun and then the pouch could be removed to expose your very hard penis. Happy to say the new design is everything I hoped for. It looks great on. cock fully covered and the pouch un-buttons completely to enjoy some of the best head you will ever have. The straps tighten up so you are free to adjust how much pressure the hook has pulling up inside of your hole.
Pouch size. Most pouches will fit most men. Suits that are unlined and made of four way stretch Lycra spandex have quite a bit of stretch. I have seen micro suits that fit men who have a couple inches of meat and I have seen solid 8 inchers pushed and shoved and made to fit in the same micro pouches. They all look great covered in spandex!
Last week I was talking about a special suit for one of our customers. The photos below are him wearing his hot sheer suit made by a seamstress for him. We are making him a order of these Koala style. Chris the photos are hot and your cock shows beautifully in the suit. Guys check out these shots of Chris he posted at the free area ofKMC and feel free to share your pictures!
What I enjoy most about the holidays is giving. I am not much of gift hound. When asked what a friend or family member can get me I always tell please save your money there is nothing I need. When pushed I will ask them to give a donation in my name to charity. People love giving gifts and I understand that but as I tell them there are few things I want and when there is something I really want like a special adult toy or my IPad I buy it myself. I know what I want. It is that simple. I hope you received everything you wanted but if you are into Koala gear there still may be a few things left off your Christmas or Hanukkah list that you feel you deserved. Be good to yourself and order it! One of the best gifts I got the other day was my favorite tanning suit(Slut g-string) given to me by the girls in three different colors. Yellow, pink and black sheer. Even though I am around skimpy suits all day long I could not wait to try them on.
