It’s cold outside. Perfect for anal stretching

It’s cold outside. Perfect for anal stretching

We have so many options for stretching that love hole no matter if you are an anal star wanting to challenge yourself to new extremes or this is your first time inserting anything down there. We have you covered, no actually we have your hole filled and spread. The most amazing tool I have ever used to open up wide, super wide for pros and just barely spread for newbies is the Open Sesame. The Open Sesame can spread open the anus for men just learning to do it by very small increments. For hard core anal sex freaks the Open Sesame can spread your hole almost to a fist opening. The options with this tool are fantastic and as you can see from it’s range it is a tool you can use for a lifetime of fun. We have all sorts of anal spreading plugs with open flow through holes. From very small silicone and metal plugs including both aluminum and stainless steel to huge silicone and metal plugs some larger than the largest fists! Needless to say, the super large ones of for men and women who are very experienced with anal sex and anal stretching but the small ones are a great place for anyone to start. When your hole is stretched open using a plug with an open flow through your friends and lovers can see inside of you. What an amazing turn-on that is.

Plugs and Ass Sparks

Celebrate the small penis

Celebrate the small penis

I’m already working out hard. I am going to have the best body of my life this summer that is a contract I am making with myself. A body that is equal to men half my age. It is a lot of work but one of the big benefits will be showing off my ripped abs, toned ass, muscular arms and chest but most of all my very small penis in some of the world’s smallest swimsuits. I could pump it, stretch it and work on getting it larger but the fact is I celebrate and enjoy having such a small cock. It always looks awesome in the tiny micro suits and it works very well when I decide to transform it into a sweet little pussy look. There are times I want to look larger and for those times I will either pump my cock and use a cock ring or just slip on a Tango which makes my penis look much larger in any suit. The fact is more often than not I want it to look small, the smaller the better. I find people enjoy starring at my tiny package quite often. I almost always receive a smile or more.

Cock Ring Corner

Big Bulge equals Ass Spark

Big Bulge equals Ass Spark

Some guys are blessed with a big bulge but for many of us we need to work at it. One of the easiest ways to show off your bulge is by using an Ass Spark Powered design like the Ass Invasion or the Ass Spark G-string. We have many different Ass Spark styles but they all do the same thing, some more intensely then others. An Ass Spark is a combination butt plug cock ring. The cock ring portion make your cock as large as possible while at the same time forcing it forward make your bulge spectacular. The butt plug portion fills you up and keeps you highly aroused. If you are new to anal stimulation, I promise you it will be a wonderful new experience. With both parts of the Ass Spark working their magic you are guaranteed to sport an awesome bulge. Even the smallest cocks look substantial being forced out and pushed hard into the pouch. The down side is that many guys find it so stimulating that they are constantly wet. I love that and if I get too wet, I take a quick did in the water. Some guys use a little pad over the penis tip if they generate too much Precum.

Men’s Swimwear

Lady Gear Micro Shorts-Being Real

The Lady Gear Micro shorts are our best-selling male to female transformation style short shorts and they are one of my favorites too. These are real on the go shorts. I use them at the beach for swimwear, I work out wearing them in the gym and during the summer I love wearing them in Palm Springs just shopping and hanging out with friends. These shorts are so feminine in the front even your girl friends think you have a pussy. For guys like me who are into feminization they are a must have after all you can’t always wear a transformation bikini or thong at the gym unless you are swimming laps in the pool.

Male to female transformation designs at Koala

Male Chastity Cages-Why so popular?

Micro Cock Male Chastity Cages-Why so popular?

First let me say that micro sized male chastity cages are by far our best-selling designs. Like me it seems Koala customers are into wearing these on many levels. I love the way they make me look so tiny, like having a penis that is not even worth using. It’s humiliation in a special way. Showing my caged cock to friends and lovers is so much fun. Many Koala customers have told me that their mistress or master wants them or forces them to wear these tiny devises as a form of both humiliation and total control. Wearing a micro cage means barely if not completely being able to feel like a real man. Maybe that is why our very best-selling male chastity device is called the Eunuch Cock Cage.

Male Chastity Store

My Deep Wicked Pussy-Crazy new design

My Deep Wicked Pussy-Crazy new design

OMG I had to tell you about one of the new designs coming out soon. I don’t have a name for it yet but I’m calling it Wicked Pussy in this post because that is how it felt and looked when I tried on the first production sample. Our male to female transformation designs might not be for everyone but you might be surprised by how many men, transsexuals, and gender fluid people are wearing them. It still blows me away that they are our best-selling designs and we ship them all over the world. The idea for this suit came to me at of all places the gym. The fact is lots of designs come to me while I am working out and looking at the hot ladies in their even hotter spandex thinking us boys can look that hot too. During a workout I spotted a young lady wearing tights with the deepest most pronounced camel toe I have ever seen. The lips were beautifully displayed but the dept of the slit was truly stunning. A visual feast that I wanted to duplicate for men. I* am happy to say that the Wicked Pussy (maybe the permanent name, maybe not) is the deepest transformation vagina you have ever seen. I would go toe to camel toe me wearing this hot thong verses the girl I saw at the gym. My camel toe may even be deeper, either way it is stunning.

Men’s Swimwear

Help with new products!

Help with new products!

I can’t tell you how many of our new products whether they are swimwear styles, chastity cages, plug ideas or other off the wall stuff comes from our customers. Many of the products we offer are from my own fetish fantasies but though I have many I don’t cover them all and that is where you come in. I would love you to post your ideas for new products on the blog. If it gets posted on the blog my eyes will see it. Here are a couple of examples of customer ideas that we have added recently. Personally, I am not into wearing penis plugs yet, for me it is still a work in progress something that intrigues me but scares me too. We have many customers that love wearing penis plugs and over the years they have let me know. A couple of months ago we added a number of new penis plugs to the website and sure enough they have been very hot sellers. Since penis plugs are not yet my thing, I was pleasantly surprised to see how much you boys like them. I do get it, they look so hot in your cock and by the response we have had they must feel great when you get into wearing them, sure enough more new penis plugs designs are on their way to Koalaswim.com.

Another new product that was asked for and we will be offering soon is a very intense electric penis pump. Enough customers have asked for this and after receiving a sample of a very high-quality unit and almost suctioning my cock off (in a good way) I decided to offer it. I figure anything that feels this interesting and plumps up my tiny cock has to be something other Koala men would be interested in. We will see. I have always been willing to take chances with exciting adventures, trying new things and of course everything erotic. Seeing my cock stretched and plumped to the limit is an experience I will be doing over and over again. Soon you can try it too.

I’m Back For Good!

I’m Back!!!

I never really left but I have been so busy adding new crazy products and yes even working on the new suits but more on that later.

I just finished reading an excellent new book called “Atomic Habits” and every now and then I get so jazzed about a read that I share it on the Newsletter but this time I just could not wait. Atomic Habits is about getting and keeping good habits and getting rid of the bad ones. I have already used it to shed some weight but more than that I like the way the writer approaches people and their habits. I would highly recommend the book.

One of the habits that was a good one but I stopped doing was posting to this blog. When I would get overwhelmed with work it was easy to not do the posts and then over time it gets easier not to do as much writing. That stops today. My contract with whoever is checking out this blog is I will add three new posts each and every week.

The question I get asked many times each week are when are the new suits coming out. First let me tell you why they are not out yet because there are a few reasons. 1. We have most of the new suits in stock and are waiting for two more. Once they are in stock we will do the shoot. In the future we will be doing smaller groups of suits so they can be released throughout the year. 2.We are selling so many of the designs I call our “standards” suits like Lady Girl, Clever Girl and the like that we never seem to get caught up and are almost always behind a week or so. 3. We will not make our spandex suits overseas. We have never been able to duplicate the quality of our USA (Los Angeles) made swimwear overseas, the quality is not up to our standards or that of many of our customers and truth be told I would stop offering them before I imported our designs that were not up to my quality standards after all I am first and foremost a spandex lover, wearing and enthusiast. OK I know this post is a little long winded but keep in mind some of the future posts might be just a few lines. That said three a week from now on!

Men’s Swimwear

Here is the January Koala Newsletter

Koala January Newsletter

At Koala, we have micro everything, micro swimwear. Micro pouches, micro chastity, micro ass and cock plugs and too many others to list. Because of the volume of micro products that we carry, I thought why not try some micro New Year resolutions as well. After all, when I make the really big ones; I rarely keep them very long. Maybe a bunch of really smalls ones will work better with the odds of some actually sticking may be much higher…we will seeJ

Fun with Glass Plugs

In Koala lingo, that is fun worth pretty much any shape we will stick up our asses! That includes dildo style glass plugs and some very cool new designs.  We will be attempting to bring these online within a week or two of you receiving this newsletter. We were caught a little off guard with the instant sell out of a new plug that we were not planning on offering. The story is funny because along with some of our metal plugs coming in, I placed an order for a sample of the Pineapple Express glass anal plug for my own personal use. When it arrived, I instantly fell in love with this plug and added an order of them to our very next shipment. Once the Pineapple Express was added online; they were sold out after just a few days. Wow! I most often go with my gut on these things and, if they turn me on, I want to see if it will do the same for our customers. After the great response of the initial order, another was placed and added to that order are a bunch of new glass plug styles. How many I’m not sure,but I know it is over ten new designs. It’s going to be fun doing the photo shoot for these new toys!

Ultra Micro Male Chastity-Tiny is the New Normal

Our best-selling new male chastity cock cage is the Eunuch which also happens to be the smallest cock cage I have ever seen. Until someone shows me otherwise, I claim it to be the smallest cock cage on the planet. Personally, I get so much pleasure from wearing it. Obviously, I love my cock locking as small as possible. That is why I love wearing micro pouch and femme style swimwear and tights. Wearing a cage that makes my shaft literally disappear is a total turn-on, just not one that allows me to get erect.

All these New Electric Scooters, The Koala Take are the Perfect Mix with a Pair of Tights

Not sure if the electric scooter rage has hit your city or town yet, but here in Southern California; they are everywhere. In fact, on any given day near the beach, you will see thousands of them. Though some cities have an issue with them buzzing around and people leaving them any place they like. However, I love the idea of them. Cruising around getting fresh air and taking thousands of cars off the road. This is not only a large part of cleaning our environment, I can’t wait for them to possibly take over the roads here and in other traffic jammed parts of the world. Instead of renting one, I just ordered a Segway Ninebot scooter. They looked like so much fun I just had to do it. Sure enough, they are a blast to ride. Just make sure to wear a helmet! This is something most people are not doing, but it’s crazy not to wear one. Even professionals have a spill once in a while. I have found it to be even more fun slipping on a pair of tights and sweatshirt as my preferred scooter attire. It is a very sleek silhouette and offers less wind resistance. That and it feels so hot. I had a feeling we could take these fast little scooters and make them even sexier.

13 New Designs and Going Forward on New Mini Collections

Yes, I know it has been a while since we added new swimwear/fun wear designs, but I promise they will be out soon. I know this because almost all of them are now in stock. As I type this, in late December, we are waiting for three more to be finished. Actually, we are praying they will be ready by mid-January and then, we will set up a photo shoot. The new styles are looking awesome. Bikinis and thongs with both bulge pussy style fronts, I believe you will see many designs that are sure to arouse you. In addition, I want  to share with you about our new strategy future mini collections. For all the many years that we have been on the web, all the work was sent out for updates. We needed to have big groups of products to have it make sense. Now that it is all done inhouse and we will be able to do what I call mini collections. My target will be groups of four new designs added each time. This will take a lot of pressure off of our wonderful girls that toil night and day to make you look awesome and feel even sexier. 

None of the New Styles are Named yet but Here is a little Teaser:

There is a superhot, micro bulge, Brazilian style bikini designed to be used with your favorite butt plug: Something many Koala customers thoroughly enjoy.

A Pinkish colored, metal style fabric bikini similar to our bestselling Male Room bikini also getting ready for you to adore. This comes with an even smaller bulge and narrower scrounge butt rear.

Sheer male to female transformation, full camel-toe look in front and a thong rear; it is ever so compelling.

Letting Loose with Our Feminine Side

I’m guessing based on how popular our male to female transformations designs had been last year that 2019 is going to be a banner year for these designs, and also for the men who are getting deeper into their feminine side. These very extreme styles are perfect for transgender, crossdressers, femme men, sissies and even for regular straight, gay, and bi men that realize deep down there is something missing, something they are yearning to get in touch with. Many men never act on these feelings, but many others are letting loose and experiencing the joy, pleasure and, undeniably complicated, but opening feelings that transformation allows you to ascend.

Male Chastity and the Koala Exclusive Handmade Series

Both the new Eunuch ultra micro male chastity cage and its sister cage the Mistress Fury are part of a growing line of insanely micro male chastity device. They are, as a group, the smallest cages on the planet. They offer extremely high quality handmade craftsmanship, beautifully polished finishes, and all stainless steel construction. We are adding two more new designs to the line middle to late January.

Keep your eyes open for the Minute Man and the Runt Cock male chastity devices. Both are small beyond belief. 

Plug Powered Swimwear Year Round

Thousands of our customers wear our swimwear designs as sexy undies, too. After all, if you love the feel of spandex for your swimsuits, why would you not love it as underwear? Two categories of designs jump out right away as being the most popular styles, not only at the beach and by the pool, but also away from the beach. These can be worn at parties, in the office, at the gym, etc. I’m guessing you get the idea. The two styles would be all of the transformation designs and all of the plug powered styles. I can’t tell you how many boxes of butt plugs along with the custom anal stretchers we go through for guys order bikinis, thongs, and G-strings. You are not alone in your love for getting a good ass fucking from your clothing. Sure, the real thing is always better, but this penetration is available to you whenever you want and for as long as you want. Talk about spicing up a day at work!

Why not start of the New Year right with some seductive and sexy bikinis, wicked little thongs, sassy shorts and so much more.  Maybe you were lucky enough to get some hot spandex suits for the holidays but if not now is the perfect time to stock up. Our January Koala Newsletter Sale starts now!

Not all suits are available in all sizes. Shop early for the best selection, enjoy.

**Buy 3 or more sale suits and get a free C-string suit. (C-String will be automatically added to your order but will not be shown in your cart)

Alpha Male http://www.koalaswim.com/Alpha-Male_p_489.html  Sale $22.00

Adrenaline Rush http://www.koalaswim.com/ADRENALINE-RUSH_p_21.html  Sale $21.00

Bald Eagle Brazil http://www.koalaswim.com/Bald-Eagle-Brazil_p_53.html  Sale $23.00

Cock Magic http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Magic-Bikini_p_92.html  Sale $21.00

Cock Fantasy  http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Fantasy_p_91.html Sale $19.00

Chastity Slave http://www.koalaswim.com/Chastity-Slave-G-string_p_87.html  Sale $20.00

Cock Package Bikini http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Package-Bikini_p_94.html Sale $22.00

Eros Boy http://www.koalaswim.com/Eros-Boy_p_589.html Sale $24.00

Evil Angel  http://www.koalaswim.com/Evil-Angel_p_154.html Sale $21.00

Fire Zone http://www.koalaswim.com/Fire-Zone_p_558.html Sale $23.00

Man Heaven http://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Heaven-Short-Shorts_p_587.html  Sale $26.00

Golden Slit http://www.koalaswim.com/Golden-Slit-Thong-Brazilian_p_189.html Sale $20.00

Monaco Micro http://www.koalaswim.com/MONACO-MICRO_p_278.html Sale $20.00

Sassy Boy http://www.koalaswim.com/Sassy-Boy-Shorts_p_491.html  Sale $26.00

Rear Assault http://www.koalaswim.com/Rear-Assault-Bikini-with-Ass-Spark-options_p_352.html  Sale $23.00

Real Man http://www.koalaswim.com/Real-Man-Bikini_p_349.html Sale $24.00

Rapture http://www.koalaswim.com/Rapture-Bikini_p_347.html Sale $22.00

Sex Pistol http://www.koalaswim.com/Sex-Pistol_p_552.html  Sale$20.00

Shy Slut Bikini http://www.koalaswim.com/Shy-Slut-Bikini_p_380.html Sale $18.00

Surfer Boy http://www.koalaswim.com/Surfer-Boy-Thong_p_629.html Sale $23.00

South Beach http://www.koalaswim.com/South-Beach_p_397.html Sale $21.00

Spontaneous  http://www.koalaswim.com/Spontaneous-Bikini_p_402.html Sale $19.00

Target Zone  http://www.koalaswim.com/Target-Zone_p_557.html Sale $19.00

Thunder Struck  http://www.koalaswim.com/Thunder-Struck_p_490.html Sale $22.00

Femme Fatale  http://www.koalaswim.com/Femme-Fatale_p_167.html Sale $22.00

Koala Ball Stretcher http://www.koalaswim.com/THe-Koala-Ball-Stretcher_p_440.html Sale $26.00

Gun Slinger http://www.koalaswim.com/Gun-Slinger-Brazilian-Bikini_p_193.html Sale $23.00

Secret Temptation  http://www.koalaswim.com/Secret-Temptation_p_362.html Sale $22.00

Micro Me http://www.koalaswim.com/Micro-Me_p_272.html Sale $22.00

Take It Hard http://www.koalaswim.com/Take-It-Hard_p_528.html Sale $20.00

Raging Excitement http://www.koalaswim.com/Raging-Excitement-plus-Plug-options_p_339.html Sale $23.00

The Sire Thong http://www.koalaswim.com/The-Sire-Thong_p_471.html  Sale $21.00

Too Much Sex http://www.koalaswim.com/Too-Much-Sex_p_474.html Sale $20.00

Dominate Strap-on  http://www.koalaswim.com/Dominate-Strap-on-Unisex-Harness-no-dildo-included_p_626.html Sale $16.00

Personal Note:

I love the idea of space travel, sending probes to distant planets even outside our solar system. I love the idea of commercial space travel even if it is only for the rich in the beginning. That said, I wonder if we took a break on spending for space for just a few years. Instead, use all that money and those wonderful minds to concentrate on cleaning our oceans and the rest of the environment on our little wonderful blue planet. If you agree, write your senators and congressman to let them know how you feel about this. Another step in the right direction is not using plastic bags. I always bring re-usable bags to the store and when I am taking out food, I ask them not to bag it. I feel we could all get along without the little plastic bag they slide over every sub sandwich. That alone could save millions of bags daily, and who knows how many of those end up in the oceans.  I hope 2019 is a wonderful and healthy year for you. Let’s all try to make it a cleaner one.

Peace,

Michael David

Introducing our new exclusive line of Handmade Male Chastity cock cages, they are the world’s smallest chastity devices. .

We have four new exclusive to The Male Chastity Store at Koalaswim.com micro cock cages. These are handmade cages that are beautifully done and perfectly suited for the man who needs the ultimate micro design experience. The smallest cage of them all “Eunuch” is the world’s smallest chastity cage. The other three are also impossibly small cages, the Mistress Fury, Nano and the Little Puppy. They can all be seen being used on our site.In stock now and ready for the holidays!  

Male chastity

Ramblings from Michael David