I did a heavy duty workout on Saturday and to my dismay for the first time in my life I hurt my back lifting, so stupid.

I was in a lot of pain but it looked like it was going to be nice at the beach so I headed down there. I arrived and had to walk a few blocks to my spot. I realized just then I had forgotten my regular shorts so I checked my bag to see what was available. I always have a clean thong or micro bikini in my car but how about shorts? I found a very tiny pair of bright yellow Spanked Shorts. The beach was very busy so the question was walk down wearing just my thong? Wear the Spanked shorts over the thong? Or just wear my baggy gym shorts over the thong. With all the people walking around the safe choice would have been the baggy shorts but they are so unstylish. Wearing just a thong with blocks to walk was to risqué for even me. I opted for the Spanked shorts over the thong, still a very daring pick with so many people in Venice. Lucky for me the fit perfect and just enough of my rather large full ass cheeks were exposed. I felt very sexy. It was hot out so I decided to complete the outfit by going topless. Tan, not to tall and in pain. Not quite the perfect picture but it sure was beautiful there and to top things off there was an unusual amount of men in thongs. I did get some gawkers watching with mouths wide open when I peeled off the micro shorts exposing a very tiny swimsuit. Even in pain that was fun.

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