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The fun of getting swimwear in the mail!


The fun of getting swimwear in the mail!


We make a whole lot of sexy men’s swimwear at Koala. Bikinis, thongs, G-strings, sheer swimsuits, pouch only designs and of course fetish and sex spandex suits. The one thing we do get asked for fairly often is for sexy shorts. I think many Koala customers are like me in that we want a cover up to wear over our suits when walking from your hotel room to the pool or from your car to the beach or lake. We offer the Asset Shorts which are hot but I wanted something more swimsuit like. I decided to look at what other companies are making. The most important feature I want in these shorts is to show off my ass just like the girls at the gym do in those cute spandex and spandex/cotton blend shorts. The in style is for these shorts to ride way up your ass, this way the entire shape of the rear is beautifully displayed. A prominent display of one’s ass cheeks has real meaning in our evolution.  So I did something I rarely done which is look at other men’s swimwear sites. It is not that I have any issues with any other companies I do in fact have very good relations with many other men’s swimwear companies I just never have the time to sit back relax and surf the internet looking for swimwear, when there is something I want I just have it made.  In this case we were not coming up with designs for shorts that did it for me. I spent a couple hours looking at all the different spandex short shorts for men. It always has to be small or I will not wear it. I found six very hot designs (hot based on the photos) and like the old days I just could not wait to get them. A week later they arrived from two different companies. They all looked good but only three out of the size made my ass and cheeks really pop out. Of those one pair was so small it was closer to a bikini. That brought me down to two designs.  The two suits left fit like a glove, just trying on all the suits got me hard as can be. That pent up excitement is always fun. I now think I can create the perfect short shorts to wear as swimwear and as cover-ups. I will get going right away!


 


 

The beach, thongs and kite surfing.


They could tell I was a little nervous and Emily said look you are way stronger than me so you need to understand it is technique and not muscles. Steve walked over to the kite to set it ready to fly and Emily cam behind me and held the controls with me. She signaled Steve to let the kit go and we pulled back. I felt the immense pull of the kite and her tiny body pressed up against me. Not 100% sure but my guess is my bulge got bigger as my adrenaline was pumping. I was blown away by how easy it was to maneuver the kite and to de-power it (not be able to de-power the kite is what almost got me killed). She guided me through it for a while and dropped her hands from the controls. I was handling the kite all by myself.  Steve and Emily were standing right behind me and I must have been giving them a nice show. My thong by that time was so far up my ass and I was so bent over trying to balance the kite I am sure they saw my entire hole exposed at least I was hoping they liked what they saw. I asked what to do if I was going to take off on a board and Steve came over and griped on with me and guided me through the way to take off on the shore. My ass must have hit his package a dozen times and I could tell he was on the large size. It felt nice and I hoped he liked the way I felt pressed up against him. I could feel I was as hard as the tiny pouch would let me get. When I finally landed the kite with Emily’s help I was exhausted and I felt like I had just had sex. It was that exciting. We talked for a while and I thanked them for the wonderful experience. I said I would love to take them out to dinner and they said that sounded like fun. We exchanged numbers and we are going out to dinner sometime this week. I will bring a girlfriend who is very open minded and see if Emily and Steve are willing to come back to my place for a special dessert. I got the vibes they would.

More kite surfing in my thong


I said hi to both of them and asked some questions about kite surfing. I told them about my encounter and they both agreed I had a lousy teacher. That may have been but I am not sure I would try it again at least on the ocean. As it turns out they both were into kite surfing and they were just practicing on the beach. When you are kite surfing and even when you are just using the kite on the beach you need to wear a harness which straps around your back and between your legs. He put it on and handled the kite effortlessly. As he flew the giant kite I hung out with Emily, my guess is she was in her late 20s or early 30s. Her boyfriend’s name was Steve and Emily told me they both travel around the world kite surfing. I said that must be very exciting. I was amazed at how easily Steve handled the kite. I remember how difficult it was for me. Emily was small and could not have been much over a hundred pounds. I asked if she used a kite that large and she said not usually but the winds were so light that she would practice with it. Steve was a fairly large guy who must have been north of two hundred pound. He looked like a late 30s surfer. Nice looking with a nice built and of course wearing board shorts down past his knees, quite a difference from my tiny micro thong. Emily on the other hand was wearing a rather small string bikini if I had to pick one or the other I would have crammed by goods into her little suit. Her suit was more my style. Steve brought the kite down and un-clipped himself. The two of use talked about the sport and I noticed Emily get up and put on a harness, loved the way it fit nice and tight around the crotch area. It is just the way they work but it sure looks better with a bikini. She hooked into the kite and got it up right away. I was amazed to see she handled it better than Steve. He admitted she was better at the sport than he was.  You would think suffer looking guys might not be that friendly to guys wearing tiny thongs but he was totally cool. I still wondered why the parked so close to me but they were so nice and my guess at that point is travelling all over they see all sorts of people wearing all sorts of swimwear. It was almost hypnotic watching her handle the kite, so smooth and so effortless. I find watching female athletes you wear bikinis like volleyball players and surfers to be very sexy. I know spandex turns me on but come on most men who watch women’s surfing and volleyball do it to watch the girls. Watching Emily was a turn-on.  She went about fifteen minutes and landed the kit. I think she put on a bit of a show for me with her skills and I was impressed! She asked if I wanted to try it. I said after my last experience I was not sure but the wind was much stronger the time I was dragged across the beach and it did look like fun. I said I did not remember much of the lessons I took. They both said they would help me and before I knew what was happening Steve had handed me his harness and said slip it on. I put it on but it felt way too big. Emily said I think you would be better off with mine. Tighter is better than loose. Sure enough hers was tight but it fit. I was not sure how the straps went on between my legs and crotch area. She put them on me and tightened them up. The straps are on both sides of my suit and the pressure was pushing my pouch out. This was one time for sure having a smaller cock was a benefit. Nothing too big to get caught under the straps, the straps did make my little bulge look bigger but truth is that was one of the last things I my mind. I was nervous about doing this but Emily and Steve seemed confident they could show me.

More next post, I told you it was a long story!

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Kite surfing lesson at the beach thong swimwear style!


 


 


Back to my day at the beach this last Sunday.  Not only was it beautiful and not too busy but there was a great breeze blowing and I saw a guy down the beach putting together a Kite surfer to practice with. I took a few kite surfing lesson a few years ago and almost killed myself. I figured that since I was very good at sail boarding that I would be able to pick up kite surfing with little effort. I had watched small girls handle them no problem. It turned out to be a ton of technique and not much in the way of muscle. I thought I got it but on my last lesson I got caught in a nice gust of wind and was dragged out of the water, across the beach and almost ended up on Pacific Coast Hwy. No amount of muscle could help me it was sheer luck I did not end up under a moving car. If you have never seen a kite surfing rig they are just beautiful. They do take a while to set up and I watched him set his up and then drifted off to sleep. About a half an hour later I heard some noise just on the other side and once I took the towel off my face I noticed a guy setting up another kite right next to me, me in my tiny Dangerous Thong. My first thought was this guy had the whole beach to set up his very large kite why on top of me.  He was staring at me and smiling so I said hi and waived. I decided to be brave and walk over to see him setting it up. These things really do excite me as does walking over almost nude to introduce myself. The first thing I noticed on the other side of his kite was a girl sitting there watching which turned out to be his girlfriend.


 


More next post this is a long story!


Up-coming posts will include info on the new summer suits I tried on today!

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Great thong weekend at the beach


Wow had two great days at the beach this weekend. There is always something fun going on.  This weekend I went again with the Dangerous Thong. It offers a great fit, hot fabric and very little coverage. It also shows off my very ample nicely tanned ass.  Both days were so nice a mild with a great breeze. Funny the beach was very busy yesterday but not so much today. I am thrilled to report that both days there were more guys around me wearing thongs and bikinis and not as many wearing Surf Shorts. I’m sure it was a fluke but how awesome would that be if micros were the norm for guys. I noticed some very nice full pouches.  I have a great story but no time to type it up tonight. I am on my way out to dinner with friends but my next post will include my thong Kite surfing lesson.


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Great thong weekend at the beach


Wow had two great days at the beach this weekend. There is always something fun going on.  This weekend I went again with the Dangerous Thong. It offers a great fit, hot fabric and very little coverage. It also shows off my very ample nicely tanned ass.  Both days were so nice a mild with a great breeze. Funny the beach was very busy yesterday but not so much today. I am thrilled to report that both days there were more guys around me wearing thongs and bikinis and not as many wearing Surf Shorts. I’m sure it was a fluke but how awesome would that be if micros were the norm for guys. I noticed some very nice full pouches.  I have a great story but no time to type it up tonight. I am on my way out to dinner with friends but my next post will include my thong Kite surfing lesson.

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Your ideas about swimwear designs count at Koala



Needed four more new designs to round out our summer collection of bikinis, thongs, G-strings and at least a few fetish style suits.  Whenever a customer e-mails me an idea for a new design or posts it on this blog I print them out and keep them for inspiration and guidance. Many of these ideas are mixing one style we already make with another to get what the customer envisions as his perfect suit. The last four of this next collection were directly from customer ideas. They were all blended suits. One that I particularly liked was taking the Egg Sack bikini and adding a G-string rear. That style has a fantastic pouch and I am not sure why I never thought about making it into a G-string since I love daring designs and this one is sure to be a beach stunner.  Next post will be about my day at the beach last Sunday. I was wearing the Micro Me. This design is small enough to make me nervous.

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Our last photo shoot swimwear and cock rings


Last week’s photo shoot was very interesting to say the least. We were shooting for our new collection of cock rings and we had two models that could not be any more different. We had a very hot T-girl with an absolutely beautiful cock, honestly I could not keep my hands off of her and we had a very good looking muscle type model. He had a very hard and tuff body, great looking face and a  nice large cock. He had eight years in the service, two tours in Iraq and working on a pro mixed martial arts career and more, definitely one of our country’s finest. I just could not get over how perfect our tall and very feminine T-girl models cock was. We decided to use it for the cock rings and I think you will agree how nice her cock shows off these new and amazing works of penis jewelry. I can’t wait to get the photos up on Koala. I am hoping to get them done in the next two weeks. All these cock rings are made in Los Angeles and are hard core works of cock art along with being awesome sex aids. Nothing like the right ring to get and keep you hard! We used the hot muscle model to show off a bunch of different swimwear designs. He was straight as straight can be but was open to the idea of modeling suits with plugs in them. It is true that more and more younger straight guys are getting into anal sex. No w we just need to get the middle aged and older stright guys to enjoy anal sex and the country should loosen up a bit!

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More muscle guys and Bobbi and me

More on muscle guys. Last week I received a lot of feedback about newsletter readers wanting to see muscle guys in sexy mens swimwear and fetish wear over fem guys about ten to one. This week I received a number of responses with a twist. They wanted to see fem muscle guys and when I say fem I mean shaved, small cocks, wearing feminine suits and so on. Thought that was an interesting twist. We are shooting tonight at KMC for our new cock ring corner and using a T-girl but we might have a couple of huge muscle guys drop by. Wonder if I can get the muscle boys to play with the pretty T-girl?

Yesterday was one of those almost perfect LA days. About mid 70s and a nice breeze. Now I always tell you about my secret pool spot/ micro vacation spot right by my work. It is a beautiful tropic pool area at a townhouse I have owned for years and rented out. In my other life I was a Real Estate broker. As an investment this has never been a great unit but I keep it because I will not give up my pool! My tenant there is named Bobbi and she is an older lady with grand children who live next door. I talked to her once in a while and see her every once in a while around the pool mostly during the summer. She is familiar and appreciates the suits I wear. Shes so cute, she thinks they are sexy. Back to yesterday I was laying out around the pool micro bikini shoved way up my butt making it a micro thong, kinda cool how when you do that it opens up the cheeks so there is a little air circulation flowing in that nice warm area. I heard some sounds around the gate and saw a couple little girls and an older women. To far out of my sight range without glasses. They hung around a while and the lady was busy starring. They walked off and a little later it was back to work for me. As I am driving out I see the lady with the kids and it turns out to be my tenant Bobbi. I stop and ask how everything is going and she asks was that you around the pool wearing your sweet nothings? I said it was and she said at first she could not tell if I was a man or a women but she decided a man. I said thanks. She said honey you have a very nice ass. I said thanks and I hope I am just as horny as her when I am that age.



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Three ring cock rings in some of our swimwear designs


There is one question I get asked all the time. I am sure somewhere at some time I posted this before but I am doing it again. I get more guys and some woman asking me how they put on a triple cock ring. We have many suit designs that have triple cock rings built in. Some men order them and can’t figure out how to get their cocks in and others are afraid to order suits that use them because they have no idea how to use a suit with a built in cock cage. Here is the easy way to do it.


The three ring cock rings have a large ring, a middle size ring and a smaller ring and there is an order for what goes through and when to fit them on. The large ring is for both balls and shaft but when first putting it on only the balls go through and I always like to use a little lube so everything slides in nicely. Pull both balls through the large ring and one at a time pull them through the second largest ring. Once both balls are through the 2nd ring then pull the shaft through the large ring (it might be a tight fit but I have seen tiny cocks and huge ones alike go through just like that) Once through the large ring pull the shaft through the smallest ring. If you have used lube witch is highly recommended you might need to grip the balls with a Kleenex when pulling it through because those buggers can get slippery.  I promise with a little practice you will become a cock ring pro!

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