A holiday gift guide for erotic men. One of the top stories that I keep hearing about is how Black Friday keeps getting closer and closer. Hey why not get up in the middle of the night and shop. Shopping for the holidays can be stressful. I rarely do this but hey why not a little pure self promotion. Koalaswim.com is here to help fulfill your hottest holiday dreams. The holidays start early this year with Hanukah just around the corner and as it seems everyone getting ready for Christmas early. We have some awesome gifts including male chastity gear, anal toys, the amazing Oxball products, some of the hottest cock and head rings you will ever see and of course the most amazing men’s spandex fetish wear, swimwear and erotic wear. Let us spice up your holidays and make it easy on yourself. When picking out gifts make sure to get something special for yourself. We can ship directly to your friends or loved ones.
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Confusing swimwear fun
Today was one of those perfect Southern California days. 80 degrees with a nice
breeze. Weather that just forced me to take a little pool break and get some
sun. I knew I would be the only one around the pool today so I decided to wear
one of the new designs that should be on Koalaswim.com soon. It is called “Gender Bias” and if you can’t guess by the name it is an ultimate feminizing
tiny little thong. What makes this design so hot is how it reshapes you. Showing
off your tiny little lips in a perfect vagina shape and with no sign at all of having
a penis. I got out there and enjoyed the sun. I was completely getting in touch
with my feminine side something I feel every man should have a chance to
explore. Within about thirty minutes of getting there the entire pool area was full
of people. As it turns out a new Korean family had moved in and they decided to
enjoy the weather with their friends and to BBQ a little food. I met a few of the new neighbors, they all seemed extremely nice. I did notice multiple glances down below at my micro
suit as they were talking to me along with a number of smiles and looks from their friends. How confusing a sight that must have been
for the uninitiated. I would have loved to been able to understand the Korean
they were speaking to each other. How entertaining would that of been!
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Sack Sling, The Dude and swimwear
As most of you know we started carrying Oxballs Silicone products for men. I loved these products when I first tried them and I just knew men with similar tastes to me, that is spandex fetish guys would love them just as much. The Sack Sling and The Dude have been the best sellers of the bunch. I have received a number of e-mails telling me how much fun wearing the Sack Sling with Koala swimwear is. Funny I did not think about that but wow what a huge bulge you would sport. After getting another e-mail today about using it with a bikini I decided to try it myself. Again as most of you know my penis is very small so I put on the Sack Sling and tried it with a suit I have never been able to completely fill even with a total hard-on. I slipped on the Manload Bikini with it’s over sized pouch, my cock was semi hard from the pressure of the cock ring portion of the Sack Sling. With my fair-sized balls wrapped gently but firmly inside the Sack Sling I had way more size than ever. I completely filled the Manload and even showed it off to the other guys here. I think I could wear the Sack Sling everyday all day long it feels so good.
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Your favorite winter get-a-ways and new swimwear designs
It is the time of year that we start talking about and making plans for getting out of the cold and into summer again. It is always summer somewhere on the planet and I would love to hear about your favorite fall/winter get-a-ways. Please include cruises too. Our production for the new 2014 collection is almost complete. I am hoping to have everything in stock within the next two weeks and have it all online about the same time.
Sometimes it takes a friend to let yourself go.
Sometimes it takes a friend to let yourself go. Last Saturday I went to the beach with a couple of friends. The couple I was with is married and I have known them for years. Jeff and Stacy are very open-minded about all things sexual that said I still can’t get Jeff to wear anything sexy but Stacy is a kindred soul wearing thongs, string bikini and G-strings which makes Jeff very happy. We got to the beach Saturday and the sun was just starting to come out. Now instead of wearing full shorts I have been wearing our new Micro shorts as a cover up. (They should be out in about two weeks) Stacy thought they looked very sexy. After laying out for about thirty minutes me wearing my micro bikini, Stacy wearing a hot string bikini and Jeff in his shorts the sun almost disappeared behind a nice thick fog bank. Stacy asked if anyone was up for a walk and Jeff said no thanks. I said sure and got up and grabbed my short shorts. Stacy said to leave them off there is hardly a soul on the beach grabbed my hand and we were off. I asked Stacy if she ever thought about walking along the beach wearing so little and she said no. She had been wearing bikinis her entire life. I said that I was sure that if men were raised wearing bikinis instead of shorts there would be very little in the way of being self couscous about having so little of our bodies covered up. We were walking at a very fast pace and we ended up walking all the way to the Santa Monica Pier. This was by far the longest walk I had ever taken with nothing but my micro bikini on. Nothing at all to cover up with, funny that after a few minutes I was totally relaxed and just into the excise and light conversation. The walk was a good three miles plus and we talked to a number of people along the way. I am sure it helped to have a girl with me wearing something just as small and the fact is I am not sure if I would have done it without her. I wish I would but it was so much easier with a friend. It never cleared while we were down there but this foggy day turned out to be my favorite beach day of the summer.
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Nude versus Micro swimwear a new winner?
Nude versus Micro swimwear a new winner? Catchy title but I don’t really think I mean nude versus wearing micro swimwear as a competition rather just comparing the experience of each. I had to work all day in San Diego earlier in the week and since the weather was magnificent I needed to schedule a little down time at Blacks Beach. For those of you who are not familiar with Blacks it is one of the world’s most famous and I believe one of the most beautiful beaches that allows nude sunbathing. I love nude sunbathing and I think it is a shame there are so few places to do it so every time I have a chance I do. Many times on this blog I have said that I try to make swimwear designs that mimic the nude sunbathing experience which is completely true. That said a couple days earlier I was at the beach wearing a micro swimsuit and I must say it is far more arousing and exciting to be on the beach around a bunch people wearing swimwear while I am almost nude. Maybe it is the feel of the spandex or the constant pressure of the pouch squeezing my cock. Whatever it is from a fun stand point, from an erotic stand point and maybe from my inner exhibitionist perspective I believe it is just more fun to go micro swimwear rather than going nude. Nude feels more relaxing and completely non sexual to me. I do love going nude and will continue to do so when the chance arises but after spending a few hours of complete enjoyment in the buff at Blacks Beach I realized how much fun it is to go micro at the beaches near my home. I would love to hear how you feel about nude versus swimwear.
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Picked the right day this weekend.
Picked the right day this weekend. First I wanted to let you know that we will be doing a photo shoot of all the new designs on Thursday starting at 5:00PM PST. My wonderful designers are supposed to have everything ready to go by Wednesday a very tight schedule but I will make it work. We should have at least two new models. I know how awesome the new shorts fit me but I am very interested in seeing how they fit men with completely different shaped asses. It should be fun and I hope they are ready for a little penetration since a couple of the designs use a plug and an Ass Spark. It is a special surprise for our models who have never done anal. I went to the beach this last Saturday and was lucky to pick the right day. Perfect weather right about 70 and lots of people. I met a couple girls who turned out to be a couple with their young son, we played Frisbee near the surf. I was wearing my smallest bikini and they were just totally fine with that. They were two black girls in their 30s and they were so hot I wished they were into guys. I would have loved to take them home! It turned out to be a wonderful day to meet people. Later in the afternoon another women set up just a few feet away from me and stripped down to a tiny string bikini which she used as a thong and a tiny little top. We talked and hung out chatting it up while standing in the surf. Seeing these girls all wearing bikinis and less just hanging out enjoying life made me wish there were more guys that at ease with themselves who could show off their lovely bodies on a busy public beach the natural way these girls did.
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Cold water swimsuits and links to some insanely hot products
Cold water swimsuits and links to some insanely hot products
First I wanted to let you know that the new Oxballs Silicone products are now
online and they are super- hot. My personal favorite is the Sack Sling. It is
amazing. Make sure to click on the Male Chastity link and check out the new Man
Clit Cock Cage. It is an extremely nice design.
We had amazing beach days Friday, Saturday and Sunday. I got in a ton of micro
bikini tanning and Friday and Saturday some great body surfing, Sunday the surf
was totally flat. Some of my best thoughts about new swimwear designs happen
when I am at the beach. My go to suit has been the Streamline which has a micro
rear, we call it a bikini but most would say it is a thong and an extremely
micro front pouch which most of the time is perfect for my small cock. The thing
is when the water gets cold or I am in for a long time like the last couple days
my penis gets much smaller. The balls and shaft have total shrinkage. The ball
sack gets very tight and very small. My shaft standing up straight all ¾” is all
there is. You can see the head shape in the fabric still but there is extra room
when I get that small. I was pretty much that small the entire weekend at the
beach. I am not at all embarrassed about showing how small it is but I was
thinking of doing a few suits for men like me. I want to show the small size but
I what a nice tight fit. I fooled around with it and the only problem would be
no room for any growth. Wondering what you think about that and if it is ever
an issue for you.
New Koala Newsletter link
Just out new Koala Newsletter Feel free to check out the latest Koala Newsletter online. This is the first one since August and I hope you find it interesting. There are also many great specials listed in our huge October sale section. Koala newsletter link
New short shorts update. Deep penetration and cheek exposure
New short shorts update. Deep penetration and cheek exposure I was so excited to wear one of our new short designs to the beach this weekend. I had on my micro bikini and I used the shorts as a cover up. These were in white and you could just barely make out my black micro underneath. I had on a bright blue Nike top that allowed the shorts to be completely exposed the tiny shorts were in full view. This new design is so hot. Low cut in the front, unbelievably deep penetrating up the ass showing the total shape of my ample butt and cut along the bottom rear of the shorts to show about 20% cheek maybe just a bit more. I think I had more people looking over then when I walk in a micro bikini and saw some even pointing with smiles. I know that the shorts looked good on me. The fit was just perfect since they were designed to mold totally to my body. I set my towel up in my usual spot. The beach was packed this weekend since the weather was by far the best of the summer even though in theory it is fall here. My rear baked in my micro suit to a very nice deep dark color and my front pouch was incredibly small from bodysurfing in the cold water. Super small but I think it looked sexy. There were lots of guys in bikinis, thongs and even a few G-strings oh girls too. Perfect.
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Just a shot of me wearing a sheer suit with a built in anal stretcher