First amazingly enough we are still working on the new designs. There are thirteen new styles coming and my hope is they will be ready in August. Late for summer but the fact is most people use them year around and many use them as panties in addition it’s always summer somewhere. Speaking of panties one of our new girls working on some of the upcoming styles had a question about a pair for femme style shorts. This new design was made specifically for the gym with a longer leg but can also do double duty as a swimsuit. To make a long story short she wanted to see how the design worked. Being the shy guy I am I quickly stripped off my clothing and slipped on the new shorts. The transformation effect of this design is phenomenal. There is no visual cue that the wearer, me had a penis, just a very cute little vagina. I explained that the shorts are designed to make a male look female and specifically like the ones that the girls wear at my gym. She laughed and said they look like the ones the girls wear when they are not wearing any panties, obviously that had to do with my very pronounced camel toe. I can’t think of a better compliment even though she stated it has something she thought was funny.
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Having an 85 degree beach day in November means it must be one of those crazy late summer days in Los Angeles. Lucky for me I had be downtown for a meeting and with the freeway open I was at the beach twenty minutes after it was over. It was amazing to see lots of people out there. I guess I was not the only one playing a little hooky. I made a beeline to one of my favorite spots on the beach, a high traffic area that I would not normally use because it is where just about everyone coming to the beach walks by when taking a stroll or starts their search for a spot to get some sun. It’s right near the surf so just about everyone else walks by you to. I find it too busy on summer weekends with too many young kids hanging out with mom and dad but today it was just me, a bunch of beautiful ladies and a young handsome Asian man with an amazing body(Amazing with a capitol A) wearing an extremely small thong (hope it was a Koala suit) a suit that was tantalizingly close to as micro as mine was. Beautiful weather, the soothing sound of the surf and within a few minutes of getting there I must have been deep in sleep taking a well deserved nap. That’s when the fun started. I’m not sure how long I was sleeping for but I must have had some very sexy erotic dreams. I awoke completely aroused and felt my not very substantial cock extremely hard. That was great since at my age there is no guarantee you are going to wake up with an erection. The problem was when I passed out my cock was micro sized and I was able to keep it in a heads up position standing straight up from my body with the head pushed into the fabric. I love the way this position looks. I know it shows how small I am but I feel the look is one of the best you can have in a skimpy swimsuit (lots of head exposed). The issue was that like a little tent post my hard penis had pushed up into the fabric pushing out and showing shaft poking up through it. The fabric only had so much stretch and then the suit started lifting from my body. To my surprise about one full inch of my hard shaft was completely exposed from the pouch being lifted up by it. I’m not sure how many people walked by and noticed it but the people around me all had a nice little (very little) show.
During our last shoot we had the girl helping us wear a Unisex Strap-on harness with a small dildo attached to show how easy it is to have sex wearing the new strap on vagina. She went to town and I can tell you that this is one amazing piece of equipment. She pounded me like there was no tomorrow. It was the first time she used a harness and she too was blown away. I was so impressed by it that I decided we had to offer this unit. It will be on our site in the next couple of weeks. You will be able to use almost any dildo you choose with this harness and it works on both women and men. I can strap it on tight and have the giant cock I have only dreamed of while completely hiding my little penis. Awesome!
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I have been getting a ton of e-mails about the new strap-on Vagina and I wanted to let everyone know it should be on Koalaswim.com by the end of today, I am keeping my fingers crossed!
We did the photo shoot for the new male chastity cock cages of which there are officially eight new designs. Two that come to mind are clam shell style cages one plastic the other metal that hold the cock and balls in a lightly crushed and cramped area, very erotic. We will also be offering two firsts for us, two new male chastity belts with cock cages. These stainless steel wonders are not just extreme male chastity devices they are stylish fetish display pieces. I can’t wait to share them with you. I have stated before that I want Koala to have the world’s largest selection of male chastity devices and we are well on our way to that goal.
The New Swimwear designs: Here is the update, we are getting warm in fact we are starting to plan the photo shoot which I hope will take place in the next couple of weeks. I’m looking for a muscular male model (I have one in mind) but my guess is I will still be handling the insertions of the different style plugs and Ass Sparks on my own.
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It looks like we are going to do the photo shoot for the new male chastity products and the wonderful new Strap-on simulated vagina this week. The Vagina is a truly amazing design that I am very excited about sharing with you. I hope to be able to show it being used at least that is the game plan.
I am now working on the copy for the new swimwear designs that we hope to have online in 4-6 weeks. I tried them all on the other day and they are wonderful creations. One of my favorites is a beach bikini with a sensuous and very dramatic curved penis shaft display. This is a full coverage wear anywhere bikini that just so happens to show off the fully covered shaft in a perfect downward facing skin tight covered pouch. As I was writing this I started to day dream about wearing this suit and having my shaft toyed with, kissed and teased until I was ready to burst the seam.
I will try to add some photos this week of me trying on some of the designs.
I’m trying Twitter again. A friend told me he was keeping in touch with his customers and even offering specials here and there. I figured why not give it a try. Follow me and I will follow you. (Wasn’t that a Genesis song?) https://twitter.com/Spandexfreak
I have lost some of my extra weight not enough to hit my perfect weight goal of 150 but enough to deserve a little treat, something fun and exciting. I am going to do a run on the beach and wear one of our fem style bikinis from the upcoming collection. It covers most of the rear and the front is extremely narrow with a very sexy tiny camel toe vagina. In addition to the tiny bikini bottom I will be wearing an extremely tight fitting spandex sleeveless compression workout top. Together from a distance they look like a one piece suit. My run will be at least two miles and I hope to do it on the next warn day as soon as I can get rid of this dam cold that I picked up yesterday.
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The first part of this post will not be a surprise to long time readers of the Men’s Swimwear blog or the Koala newsletter but let me expound a little about my love for spandex tights and the female form. I have always enjoyed seeing how beautiful women are in their spandex. When I was a kid I loved seeing the girls wearing leotards it gave me a tingle all those years ago and that tingle is still with me. The spandex tights women wear today while working out are just awesome. Some are so thin and body hugging it is like they are working out with no clothing on at all, a dream come true for a spandex perv like me (most other men too) and of course there are all those wonderful spandex camel toes to help motivate me during my workouts. All this brings me to my fitting today. I tried on the most perfect pair of sport tights. As I mentioned in other posts we have been working on male to female transformation workout tights for men. I tried on two different styles today and one was better than the next it was like perfect and perfect plus! I can honestly say that seeing myself in the mirror gave me the same pleasure as seeing girls in hot tights. Our design came out stunning.. It is a total feminine experience. I slipped the form fitting workout tights on and low and behold I had a beautiful little camel toe. If you saw me working out or running at the beach wearing these sport tights there would be no way to know I have a penis. The vagina size is adjustable from a big fat lipped pussy all the way down to a beautiful tiny little clam. If I had only two words to explain how hot they looked, how incredible they felt and how totally complete the transformation is I would say “Fucking Amazing” I know that’s a little crude but it is hard to contain my excitement! We will be making at least three different fem tight styles and they will be introduced after the next collection. I hope to have them ready late December or early January.
I received so many e-mails about sport tights and many of them wanted to know about a male to female transformation version. The first styles we will be introducing all have bulge shape pouches to show off the penis making it a central part of the designs. I am excited to let you all know we are already working on a fem style design. Skin tight sport tights with the same vagina look front as the Lady Gear Shorts. This is an ultra sexy look. How hot would it be to work out in tights that show off your tiny little pussy to the world? It sounds like fun to me!
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Ramblings from Michael David
