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Busy weekend and the June Koala Newsletter Sale



I hope you all had a wonderful holiday weekend we are just now getting caught up with things here at the office. I only had one beach day out of the three but boy was that a beautiful day. I hit the beach with a girlfriend on Sunday. The weather was perfect and the crowds big. Personally I like the days when there are fewer people but having them all there makes exciting people watching,. I was wearing one of my smallest suits I’m sure I was one of many getting gawked at. We parked it around a bunch of girls which was fine by me, I can’t get over how many women of all shapes and sizes are showing so much ass this season. Needless to say I love that. There were not that many guys at the beach and I was one of a very few that I noticed wearing a thong, bikini or G-string though I did see a number of men wearing skin tight fitted shorts. The water here is still on the cold side and I try not to get in too much after all my cock is so tiny to begin with and that cold water almost makes me one of the girls not that I looked much different than the girls around me. I know most people walking by assume I’m female until they get close enough to see my bulge even than they still might think I’m female but oh well. I  can’t wait for more awesome days at the beach.


The June Newsletter Sale Starts Today!

Here is the link: Koala Sale Newsletter

Don’t me the buy two sale suits and get a free Spread and Lubed suit!

Spandex and rainy days.


It is getting cold again and it looks like we will be having a blast of one storm after another from Wednesday through Monday. Through that span of time we might get as much rain as we received in all of 2015! Don’t worry we will share. The projections are these nice large storms will flow right across the country.  If I sound like I am complaining that is not the case, I am thrilled as can be to get the rain, the rain we need so badly. It looks like a lot of my fun is going to be of the indoor variety. As most of you blog readers and spandex freaks know I like to spend as much time as possible wearing spandex. It has been rather cold the last couple weeks in LA and I have found myself wearing many different pairs of spandex compression tights to both work out in and to hang out in. They are so sexy and so comfy. Since it is still sunny today but on the cold side I think I am going to mix it up a little and wear a pair of Man Heaven Short Shorts to work out in. They are risqué for a man but hardly earth shattering compared to what the girls at my gym wear. I guess I’m just doing my part to enable men to be on an equal spandex footing with the ladies and that it gives me an extreme thrill to wear them in such a busy public place is a nice benefit.  There’s no hiding or trying to blend in.


Men’s swimwear, Short Shorts, Compression Tights and other sexy men’s attire.

Dazzling Beach day


When the beach is beautiful and covered with one girl after another walking about wearing thongs along with guys up and down the sand wearing bikinis and short shorts it is hard to beat a day at the beach! Today was one of those just barely post summer heat wave days and to top things off there were a couple of other guys wearing thongs like myself, though none were quite as micro as mine. My legs must be shaved a little too close because I heard many people walking by wondering if I was a girl. Topless women are a fairly rare site at our beaches until the police patrols lighten up in the next couple weeks than the tops come back off.  I had our friendly neighborhood officers make a number of close passes with the patrol trucks. I figure either they too thought they might be getting a peek at a topless female or at least I hope that was the case or for some reason the guys and girls wearing very little on our little stretch of Venice looked like bad guys. It would seem such a waste of their time and our tax dollars to spend gawking at us. PS the waves were absolutely huge today, which was a total surprise. Not one person was out bodysurfing in these killers.


I did the copy photo shoot on Friday and will be posting details and maybe some photos too.


Men’s Swimwear

More new design info


Our two hottest categories of men’s swimwear are micro shorts and the other is male to female transformation designs. The transformation styles are our single hottest trend of swim and fetish wear. One of the most extreme styles ever is in the process of being perfected. It is a multi use vagina style suit that offers fully exposed lips or fully covered lips. This is a perfect vagina look swimsuit extraordinaire to be used with or without a butt plug. This fashion is for all men who are curious about gender transformation and transgender women who are looking for the ultimate feminine look. The look and feel will be nothing short of stunning.



Men’s Swimwear


Make sure to check out the newest male chastity gear!

Issue with ordering Fuck Shorts



First issue is we are out of most sizes of Fuck Shorts but should have them back in stock on Tuesday so get your order in ASAP!  Second issue pointed out to me by one of our customers is that you could not order the Fuck Shorts without the Ass Spark. I know many of you would like to own a pair of these awesome amazing shorts but you did not need another Ass Spark. That issue has been fixed this morning and now you can order the shorts without the Ass Spark.