It’s a topless turvy world!
This happened to me again last weekend. Most Koala blog readers that are into wearing tiny spandex swimwear designs have had similar things happen. It is one of the great spandex secrets. It is no secret that when you are out at the beach wearing a tiny thong like I do you are going to attract men. It is natural since men are so easily visually aroused. I love the attention so whether I am interested or not I am always flattered, no doubt the exhibitionist in me. The secret (it’s a secret to most men) is how wearing so little attracts so many women, women of all ages shapes and sizes but especially attractive women that are eager to sunbath as close to nude as possible something I totally share with them. The other day I spread out my beach blanket on a busy sunny day right after I finished an extremely intense workout at the gym. I was ready for a nap. Like usual I picked out the least busy spot away from the teens and kids for a little R & R. There were a few girls around me when I picked the spot but not too close and a nicely built young man wearing a sexy bikini, not sure if it was Koala or not I never got close enough to see. An hour of deep sleep came and went in what felt like a moment. Upon waking up I noticed a lot more people around me including three youngish women two on their own and one with her older boyfriend all the ladies were topless which is not legal on our beach but obviously not enforced too often.. The couple was literally on top of me not more than a foot or so away. Not the best form but since she was wearing an extremely tiny thong and no top it was more than OK…nice eye candy. It turned out the couple was from the UK and after talking with them and making some new international friends they had told me they though topless sun bathing was not allowed but seeing me and the other ladies they figured it was fine there. One of the other girls I have seen on a number of occasions but the only time topless is when she is near me. It is a comfort thing and I love that. Straight guys that are to shy to show some skin listen up! Slip on that thong, bikini or micro shorts (preferably something from Koala) and let’s see how this changes the layout of your beach.
Spring or Summer?
It looks like we had a very short spring on the West Coast especially SoCal where it is absolutely blazing today. Out here it can be downright cold and cloudy in May but it is very hot today with even the beaches on the warm side. Just for the hell of it I just looked over a weather map of the United States and it looks to be nice to very hot all over the place. Al this talk of weather leads me to the obvious point that it time to get ready for a long micro swimsuit season. If you have let those bushes grow over the cold season then it is time to trim or my preference shave it all off and maybe look for some other areas to trim, shave or wax! Don’t forget your Tendskin to keep all the red bumps away. We have it in stock or you can buy it at many pharmacies or even Amazon. Make sure to keep your skin well hydrated with skin lotions and by drinking much more water. Also keep in mind if you are checking out other guys wearing hot spandex micro suits (hopefully only Koala suits) and the pouches look extremely full, many of them might just be wearing our new Tango Penis cover/ extender. The Tango keeps you from getting the ever present wet spots we all tend to get from being so aroused wearing micro bikinis, thongs and G-strings and also gives you the additional benefit of naturally making your penis look much larger in the pouch. You will not have to dream any longer of having that extra inch at the beach.
Stepping out wearing spandex men’s swimwear
It is not as easy for some men as for others to go out in public wearing spandex men’s swimwear. The skimpier the swimsuit the harder it is for some men to take the leap and show themselves in public wearing so little. When I first started wearing micro swimsuits it always felt like people were staring at me. At first this made me uncomfortable but as I became more comfortable wearing them something that always happens with time and the more you do it the less I noticed people staring. If you wear a small enough swimsuit, the ones I wear on busy beaches just barely cover my penis and my ass is always completely tan and exposed, people are going to look. Times have diffidently changed where no matter what you are wearing even very little no one seems to be bothered. I think it is all the crazy things that people now see on reality TV. You now see shows like Naked and Afraid along with women on regular TV with full butts exposed and over all just a lot of nudity on cable, phones and computers. All that exposure has made wearing micro swimwear for men and women a non issue which I think is a wonderful change. I can be so close to nude in public it is barely legal, maybe one day soon nude beaches will become the norm.
I was at the beach both days last weekend and sadly it was the men’s bikini or thong fest I was hoping for but at least the ladies were going strong. I hope this coming weekend brings at the throngs of thongs! Yesterday I slipped out of work a little early to relax after finishing my part of the new male chastity products copy and photos, the new items should be online next week. The beach was nothing short of amazing and as is typical for a weekday there were lots of ladies around me including thongs but none with a swimsuit anywhere near as micro as mine. I love wearing the least on the beach. The one thing I have noticed more so now than at any other time are how many women wearing thongs with their boyfriends/husbands (always in shorts) that set up right next to me when so much beach is available. I love seeing it and my guess is that the girls wearing so little like the idea of seeing more people wearing similar suits. One other guess is no one really knows what is legal or not, that said at the beaches I visit I have not been bothered for decades which in my mind makes it legal but maybe the girls figure if anyone is going to be hassled it will be the one wearing the least.
Any thoughts on this or any experiences…please share.
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August Koala Newsletter
Wow January 8 and I eked out a little quality micro bikini time at the beach today. Amazingly enough there were even people in the water and I was not the only one showing off some ass, there were at least three others wearing string bikinis and thongs nearby. What we had was a nice seventy degree day right after a rainy day and tonight we are in for a huge downpour maybe the biggest in the last ten years. Looks like rain for most of the next week which might come close to what we had in total last year. Guess it’s back to tights and a hoodie.
Men’s swimwear and more
When the beach is beautiful and covered with one girl after another walking about wearing thongs along with guys up and down the sand wearing bikinis and short shorts it is hard to beat a day at the beach! Today was one of those just barely post summer heat wave days and to top things off there were a couple of other guys wearing thongs like myself, though none were quite as micro as mine. My legs must be shaved a little too close because I heard many people walking by wondering if I was a girl. Topless women are a fairly rare site at our beaches until the police patrols lighten up in the next couple weeks than the tops come back off. I had our friendly neighborhood officers make a number of close passes with the patrol trucks. I figure either they too thought they might be getting a peek at a topless female or at least I hope that was the case or for some reason the guys and girls wearing very little on our little stretch of Venice looked like bad guys. It would seem such a waste of their time and our tax dollars to spend gawking at us. PS the waves were absolutely huge today, which was a total surprise. Not one person was out bodysurfing in these killers.
I did the copy photo shoot on Friday and will be posting details and maybe some photos too.
Every once in a while I get very lucky. Lucky in that I end up around a bunch of other people wearing thongs and bikinis. Saturday was just one of those very special days so special I needed to check the calendar to make sure it was not National Thong Day or something along those lines. I got to the beach which was already on the crowded side with a girlfriend of mine, one that likes wearing extremely skimpy swimwear like me she might just be a female version of me. We grabbed what looked to be a nice spot with lots of couples and spread out which turned out to be thong gold. There was a guy across from us in a thong, right in front of us was a very pregnant woman with her husband and a little one and she was rocking a thong looking very sexy, young girls galore with at least fifty percent wearing thongs and the balance wearing nothing larger than a Brazilian cut bikini. There was lots of exposed cheek to go around. A little later in the day we had a group of German tourist camp out next to use and all the guys were wearing bikinis, young guys with nice bodies and very well hung to boot you could see their nice large cocks right through the suits, something I can’t relate to. Some summer days are more perfect than others and this was one of them!
Did you have a chance to check out the August Koala Newsletter yet?
There is a workout for my tiny penis later this week. I get to do the male chastity photo shoot with all the new products. Should be slightly painful but fun!
Working in the warehouse and the office can be quite a chore but it is so much more fun when I am trying on sexy spandex. The Wet Works Thong is one of our most popular swimsuits and one of my personal favorites because of its fantastic fit. The ultra-small shaft display is a look I enjoy and it is extremely comfortable for an entire day at the beach or around the office. The color is eye catching and the thong rear is as good as it gets. Feel free to send your
spandex photos at home, work, on vacation or your favorite beach. I would love to post them. [email protected]
I did an extremely intense beach walk in deep sand the other day wearing a pair of our new sport pouch tights. The tights I was wearing were a pair of matt black spandex (coming soon) and a spandex compression top. It was a very athletic look with a wonderful tight exposed bulge. Needless to say I would never wear undies with my tights I want at least some penis shape to show through. My workout lasted over two hours and I went for miles in the deep sand. There were a lot of people at the beach for this time of year. I worked my way to the Santa Monica pier where I stopped to get a bottle of water. It was cool out and lots of women were wearing tights but I was the only guy in them. They are extremely sexy but still athletic looking enough to use in with the hundreds of people there and there were no funny looks just some nice smiles.
I have included some photos that might have got me arrested at the beach but was just fine in the office. Sometimes a man needs to get in touch with his feminine side. It is hard to get more feminine then this. Suit is a Gender Bender.
Men’s Swimwear and male to female transformation designs.
I love wearing Koala gear as much as anyone. The cock displays with metal rings always do the trick for me. I get extremely aroused. There is nothing like taking an order wearing a very sexy uniform. I like the underside view of the very tight ball pouch.
Well it is Friday and I met with the girls this morning. I received a lot of products but not everything. I was promised Tuesday which is OK because there is no way we can arrange a photo shoot the week of Christmas. Looks like the very best gifts, the ones you get yourself will be coming