Great news about Ass Spark powered short shorts.



Last week my post stated that we almost had these new amazing shorts perfected. I was with the girls this morning trying on the three samples they created and I could not have been happier and more excited by the results. Two of the samples were very similar with a bulge style pouch and one of the two was absolutely perfect. The third pair of shorts was another take on the original idea. This was my head pattern maker/designer that came up with this style and it was so exciting and in its own right perfect too. This design did not have the bulge pouch. It was a little less brash but still extreme, how could they not be when the short shorts have an Ass Spark holding them together between the legs. Even though the shorts are completely open between the legs with the exception of the metal bar running between the front and rear of the shorts you can wear these in public as long as you don’t go spread eagle! We decided right there and then to add the second pair to the collection we are working on. The bulge style will be offered in black and the flatter front pouch style will be in white. I believe most Koala clients will find them irresistible. The latest time update is the entire collection should be ready the end of March. I am keeping my fingers crossed.


Men’s swimwear


New shorts with built in Ass Spark



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Next sale April!



We are almost there on the new Shorts that are open between the legs to expose the Ass Spark cock ring anal plug. The Ass Spark literally holds the shorts together. This pair was almost perfect but almost is not good enough and the girls decided that they wanted to try three more different takes on the same design. We all know that one of them will be perfect and lucky for me I enjoy all that penetration with an audience. There is nothing like loving hands guiding an Ass Spark deep inside of me to perk up my day.


Amazing beach weekend!


I hit the beach both days this weekend with Saturday being as hot as I can ever remember for this time of the year. It must have been about eighty on the sand. Saturday I went with a couple of girlfriends and I had on my little Streamline Micro. One of the girls had never been with me to the beach and  she could not believe how small my swimsuit was. She blushed when I pulled off my Flamingo shorts to expose my little bikini. What did she expect from a man wearing pink shorts anyway? Sunday was a little cooler and I decided to go on my own for an extremely peaceful afternoon. There was a wonderful breeze coming off the water and I decided to go ultra fem, I guess all the talk about Bruce Jenner has my feminine side all wound up. I picked the Party Girl Bikini which makes a man as fem as he can ever be. The front is very small and the lips just a little subdued. I was on my back the entire time since I did not want my tiny thong tan to be affected. I am quite sure I confused a lot of male joggers of which there was a constant stream coming by me. I have said this many times and Sunday was no different, these Fem style suits are total girl magnets. I ended up with girls on every side of me and one decided to go topless. My educated guess is a completely feminine man is interesting to look at and the girls obviously feel completely at ease around me.

Tights gone wild


I can’t believe how many e-mails I have had about tights. I’m sorry that I have not got back to each and every one of you but I will, I am working my way through all of them. I am also amazed that I have not been able to find any tights on the market that can be used at the gym and are designed to completely show off the ass. Most of the tights flatten your butt out, some show the shape of the butt but I have not found a pair that goes deep between the cheeks like they are having sex with you.  That is what I am looking for. The bulge is not an issue at all since if we end up making tights they will come in many bulge shapes and sizes. Our newest collection of suits is not going to be out by the end of February but most likely by the end of March. Some of the styles have proved very difficult to manufacture and when it comes to my girl’s perfection is the only acceptable outcome.


Men’s swimwear

New design Shorts with Ass Spark


I tried on the new Ass Spark powered micro shorts the other day and they gave me an additional surprise when using them with the Tear Drop Ass Spark. These are the new shorts that we have been working on and I had thought they were perfect but they are not quite there yet. We ended up not being in love with the bulge pouch. I had to try on the newest version and I decided to use the Tear Drop Ass Spark. I forgot that even though the Tear Drop shape is much easier for me to get in and out the design penetrates about 1.5” deeper than the standard Ass Spark. When fitted to these new shorts the Ass Spark is buried as deep into you has as possible. I am guessing that when this new collection hits the market these will end up being our best selling shorts. Very sexy low cut shorts with a very hot sculptured front pouch to handle your cock being forced forward by the Ass Spark. This style is one of my dream shorts they are open between the bottom of the cock and anus, the Taint for lack of a better word with the front and rear of the shorts held together by the Ass Spark.  I tried them on and we still have a little work left making the front pouch magical but the fit and feel of the rest of the design is orgasmic.  We took some photos to see how it looked from all angles and it was fantastic. The metal bar between the legs resting against the bare skin offset by the black fabric is like a work of modern art. I wanted to see how they looked if I was lying out on the beach and with legs open and found it would be quite a show but as far as I can tell completely legal. I was even able to be on my stomach with my legs closed so little of the metal was showing it looked like a bit of jewelry on the shorts. The surprise was how far up the shorts forced the Tear Drop Ass Spark. I was walking around dripping pre-cum and only seconds away from blowing a load. Strolling on the beach will never be the same with this design.



Men’s Swimwear

Matching Camel Toe


It was my understanding that we had all the new designs down pat and ready to go. I thought we were just waiting on production but that was not so. I had to go and try on all the new designs again yesterday, something you know I enjoy doing but wished I did not need to. There were still a few changes that needed to be made and I tried on some designs that were perfected. The one I fell in love with again is a new pair of micro shorts that completely changes you to female. It is unbelievable how totally feminine they let you become. My camel toe was small and stunning, a total female package with no sign of a penis anywhere to be found, for this type of design that is perfection. Later in the day I was working out at the gym and a young couple walked past me. Her camel toe was right out there for everyone to see and was virtually identical to my earlier one. We could have been twin sisters down there. I wished we could have been strolling on the beach together showing off some toe!

We now have the new Gym Boy by Oxballs and it is in stock now. The new model is ribbed on the inside which adds amazing stimulation and feel for your cock while you are busy pounding you’re friend with this new large toy. The Gym Boy now includes an extra silicone insert for men with even smaller cocks to get a nice snug fit.


More on interesting new suits next post.


Men’s Swimwear


January at the beach


This last week I played hooky for a few hours and hit the beach. We had one of those rare January days being in the 70s right at the water. I try very hard to get to the beach every month of the year and so far with the crazy weather we have had the last few years I have been able to do it. It was so cold the week before last I figured January would end up breaking that streak. Not cold by East Coast and Mid West standards but you know we are a bunch of pussies when it comes to the cold here in Southern Cal.

I was not the only one there but I was the only guy wearing a micro bikini. There was a Jamaican girl just a few towels away with a huge ass and a very full figure wearing the tiniest G-string, very enjoyable.


More ideas about tights


Thanks for all the posts about tights. I love tights and I am happy to hear that many of you would be interested in wearing them too. I am still in the very early planning stages of deciding what to do and I have some thoughts to run by you. This is what my perfect pair of tights would be like. I would want tights that can be used in the real world, ones needless to say that would be very sexy, no point in making the same thing that is already out there. The first question would be how to handle the bulge. I think the first pair of tights would be in a grey single ply very stretchy spandex fabric. My feeling is visually grey is both very athletic and it also shows off the curves very well. I can’t seem to take my eyes off of the girls wearing grey tights! This first style would not feature a bulge style pouch but would highlight the shape of the penis against the fabric. The tights would offer a deep seam in the rear so the shape of the cheeks showing them split would be a center point of the design. I like the idea of having the shape of the penis show through the fabric rather than in a bulge pouch. If tights turned out to be a popular addition we would definitely add bulge styles too but personally I think I would wear the type that shows cock through fabric more eagerly in public than a bulge pouch which is very much in your face. My second style tight would be a similar to the first but in a spandex blend. This softer fabric is something I have only seen for women and I have no idea why it is not available for men. I would introduce a small bulge style pair of tights and then a larger bulge style. While I was working out the other day I noticed a woman working out in a pair of tights made of such thin looking spandex that they almost looked like skin.  The tights did not offer much support but they sure looked sexy talk about being in a public place with a nude experience. I will be looking into that fabric too.


Men’s swimwear and fetish wear