Copy of the November Koala Newsletter

Koala November Newsletter

It’s late October as I am writing the newsletter and we are still hitting the beach every week. I hope when you receive this in early November that we are still having nice beach days. There is nothing like Thanksgiving by the ocean. Rain would be nice followed by more sunny days and maybe a little more rain. Last year, we had beach days all the way through December. In fact, I think there were at least some beach days every month of the year. Maybe that is why I am so totally enamored with spandex bikinis, thongs, shorts. and G-strings that can wear all year long.

I try to keep my tiny tan line looking good year around. I think showing a little bit of tan-less skin around your penis, no matter the size equipment you will have is a very sexy look. The same goes for vaginas, too. I personally prefer the no hair look on my cock/vagina (depending upon what type of suit I am wearing), and I enjoy seeing that look on other men, women, transsexuals and everyone.

As you will see in this newsletter, Koala will be launching many new toys that will enhance your playtime. We think you will be very pleased at these new offerings.

 

 

More Feminine Fun in Public

Here, in Los Angeles, everything seems as if it is becoming gender neutral. All the bathrooms say Men or Women, which seems to be more inclusive. I see lots of guys working out while wearing more feminine outfits than I have ever seen before and it looks like no one could care less. The other day, I decided to take that look a step further at one of the larger gyms near the beach; not my regular gym, but I was heading to the beach anyway. I chose my workout clothes carefully, which were going to accentuate my chest and legs. This outfit featured a pair of Lady Gear shorts and a matching color Nike tank top. The Lady Gear shorts are by no means conservative, but they are not as wild as some of the short shorts. They show just the slightest bit of cheek. I choose not to pull them too far up my ass, and they reshape the penis into a very beautiful little camel toe vagina. Even with so many guys wearing tights these days, there are still not that many men who are brave enough to show off their pussies.

I’m happy to say my workout at the PDR LA Fitness was amazing! I have said this before, but it’s worth saying again: many more women notice my gender confusing bulge than guys. I let a couple guys work with me on machines, and we talked about lifting and supplements. But if they even noticed my camel toe bulge, they did not stare or ask about it. We were just a couple of guys working out. The girls, on the other hand, stare much more often and, most of the time, they offer a sly little look. I wonder if that was because they were welcoming me into the sisterhood. It is an uplifting experience letting your feminine side free.

 

I can’t believe how big the chastity scene has become with no indications of slowing down. We are proud to offer the world’s largest selection of male chastity designs. We thank all the customers who take time to offer their input that we receive in the form of guidance telling us what they are looking for in a cock cage. I have not started looking yet, but I would love to know if any of you feel we should be offering female chastity devices. Feel free to drop me a line at koala@la.twcbc.com

 

New Butt Plugs

In a world that worships beauty and lusts for more pleasure, we have decided to do our share by adding a full line of beautiful, playful and, most of all, stimulating new jeweled butt plugs. I have been talking to many Koala customers over the last year and, the fact is, they have persuaded me to offer jeweled butt plugs. I figured why not? Our customers are almost always right on target with suggestions of offering tights, shorts and cock rings that are all extremely hot sellers that come directly from conversations with customers.

 

The Nano Male Chastity Cock Cage is a new creation and our first in-house design. Like many of you, I personally craved having a smaller and smaller cock cage. We have designed the world’s smallest cock cage, and I know you have never seen anything like this crazy extreme but totally functional design.

 

 

New Male Chastity Gear

In addition to the new Nano Male Chastity Cock Cage, we have a number of other extremely unique styles coming online; styles that I believe you have never seen in the past. We have been searching the world looking for interesting and exciting styles for my cock and yours!

 

New Open Sesame Adjustable Anal Stretcher

From the numbers of anal fun products we sell, ranging from swimwear and shorts with Butt Plug and Ass Spark options to the wild static anal stretchers, and all sorts of other related gear, it seems to me that Koala customers have as big an anal fetish as I do. It’s all fun in the neighborhood. Just make sure to use the backdoor when you come to play. Speaking of the pleasures of anal play, I have found a new playmate. The Open Sesame Adjustable Anal Stretcher was both a pleasure and a surprise find. I have never seen anything like it. While talking to many friends, customers and Koala staff, no one, including myself, had ever seen anything like it. The idea of being able to start small when working on stretching open your hole and being able to control those muscles gives you the chance of, maybe one day, being able to gape my hole was extremely enticing idea.

 

Update on New Suit Designs

We are still on target for introducing thirteen new swimwear styles for the holiday season. They are all exciting designs; some are transformation styles while others are bulge style swimsuits. With Koala, you never need to ask but, yes, they are all made in Los Angles and they are all incredibly unique and extremely sexy, too.

 

Penis Plugs have always seemed like the type of product Koala customers would be into, but we have never offered them on their own, other than catheter style plugs that come with many of our cock cages, mainly because I was not that into them. The idea of wearing a penis plug scared me a little but, like many other things I have tried and ended up enjoying, I have found pleasure wearing them and, of course, a penis with a plug in it is almost totally irresistible. We are now offering a number of different beauties that should be online in the next two to three weeks.

 

New Line of Stainless Steel Butt Plug Anus Stretchers

Open up and say hello to the newest members of our butt plug club! The newest members of our club are all stainless steel and should be online within the next two to three weeks. We will be featuring four different open-hole anal stretching style butt plugs with one small enough for beginners all the way up to a nice wide-hole opener to peer into that dark juicy place.

 

Koala Newsletter Sale and a once every Blue Moon Special

So I thought we were only going to have about twenty new products but the number turns out to be much higher and we are out of space again! All of the following designs will be discontinued so we have a limited stock and may not have every size in every suit so order early for the best selection. The Blue Moon Special (something we rarely do) will be a 3 suit surprise grab bag at $26.00. That is something you may never see again and it too will be limited by available stock so make sure to get your order in early. Once we are out of a sale suit or grab bag size we are out for good.

 

Grab Bag GB6933 $26.00 Includes 3 suprise Koala designs a $90.00+ value Order early very limited stock on hand. http://www.koalaswim.com/Grab-Bag-3-Surprise-Koala-Suits_p_867.html

 

Alpha Male http://www.koalaswim.com/Alpha-Male_p_489.html Reg.$38.00 Sale $19.00

Anal Experience http://www.koalaswim.com/Anal-Experience-Brazilian-Bikini_p_25.html Reg.$36.00 Sale $19.00

Beach Voyeur http://www.koalaswim.com/Beach-Voyeur_p_61.html Reg.$34.00 Sale $19.00

Baller http://www.koalaswim.com/Baller_p_54.html Reg.$35.00 Sale $19.00

Cock Magic http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Magic-Bikini_p_92.html Reg.$34.00 Sale $19.00

Ego Booster http://www.koalaswim.com/Ego-Booster_p_140.html Reg.$34.00 Sale $19.00

Eruption http://www.koalaswim.com/ERUPTION_p_151.html Reg.$34.00 Sale $19.00

Fire Zone http://www.koalaswim.com/Fire-Zone_p_558.html Reg.$36.00 Sale $19.00

Gapping Fun http://www.koalaswim.com/GAPPING-FUN-SHEER_p_183.html Reg.$32.00 Sale $19.00

Golden Slit http://www.koalaswim.com/Golden-Slit-Thong-Brazilian_p_189.html Reg.$33.00 Sale $19.00

Money Shot http://www.koalaswim.com/Money-Shot_p_279.html Reg.$36.00 Sale $19.00

Party Whore http://www.koalaswim.com/Party-Whore_p_305.html Reg.$36.00 Sale 19.00

Ass Virgin http://www.koalaswim.com/Ass-Virgin_p_50.html Reg.$49.00 Sale $29.00

Playful http://www.koalaswim.com/PLAYFUL_p_324.html Reg.$33.00 Sale $19.00

Rainbow Slit http://www.koalaswim.com/Rainbow-Slit-Bikini_p_342.html Reg.$36.00 Sale $19.00

Shy Slut Bikini http://www.koalaswim.com/Shy-Slut-Bikini_p_380.html Reg.$34.00 Sale $19.00

Target Zone http://www.koalaswim.com/Target-Zone_p_557.html Reg.$32.00 Sale $19.00

Thunder Pouch http://www.koalaswim.com/Thunder-Pouch-Bikini_p_445.html Reg.$38.00 Sale $19.00

Invisible Intrusion http://www.koalaswim.com/Invisible-Intrusion_p_217.html Reg.$38.00 Sale $19.00

 

Order three or more sale suits (Grab Bags not included) and get a free C-sling with your order.

 

 

 

 

Koala Newsletter Personal Statement

First, I want to recommend an amazing new book entitled “Brief Answers to Big Questions”

written by the late Stephen Hawking. It’s a stunning book!

 

In my little corner of the planet, I am always trying to think of ways to help our Global Warming problem and cleaning up the environment. It often feels like an overwhelmingly huge task that is so big that it hardly seems worth trying. While it does feel that way at times, we cannot lose sight of the fact that even we, as individuals, can make a difference. I have been driving an electric car for many years. The one I am driving at this time is a gas/electric hybrid. Since I purchased it at the start of 2018, I have traveled nine thousand miles and used just eight, yes eight, gallons of gas. I’m a car guy and I love sports cars. Living in LA you see interesting cars every other second. There are times I would love to drive one, but I have decided that if I am ever to have another sports car as a daily driver, it will need to be all electric. I preach the electric car gospel to my friends and just about everyone I meet. Many friends have changed and love driving their electric and hybrid cars. They do make a difference and they are starting to take off here in LA. You can’t go five minutes on our roads without seeing a Tesla, which I think is truly incredible. If you are looking for a new car, I would ask that you at least test drive some of the interesting offerings out there. You might surprise yourself. I would also ask you to do as I do. On the beach or in a parking lot, I always stop and pick up trash. Yes, like you, I think the people that loiter are fucking assholes but, instead of just fuming about it, which is ever so easy to do; I try to help clean up. Mother Earth needs our help.

 

New items on their way.

New items on their way.

Hallelujah we are making real headway on the new swimwear designs. We have close to half of the new suits in stock and we should have them all in stock and ready to go by the holidays. They are all super -hot designs. I know that I am biased but I also know your tastes are similar to mine after all once a spandex freak always a spandex freak.

We have many other wild things coming for the holidays, new cock cages one of which is about the most erotic and extreme cock cage I have ever seen and that includes those wild German cages that cost thousands of dollars! There is one new item that we most likely will introduce before the others since I am so in love with it. Called the Penis Gym it is the most exciting cock workout device I have ever seen and best of all it feels so good to use that you will want to do this work-out. The Penis Gym is designed to offer you the best Kegel workout on the planet. If you are not sure what a Kegel is your best bet to see all the benefits from a Kegel work-out is to look it up on the web. The short answer it is an exercise that you do with the muscles that you use to stop and start peeing with, the same muscles you can use to make your penis flop around without touching it, that’s simplified but you get the idea .If you work on making those muscles stronger it means better and longer lasting erections, more control over your orgasms, more fun, stronger flow and better penis health. The Penis Gym is simple to use with virtually no learning curve, just put it on and use it. Best of all it feels so good to use and to put slip on. The Penis Gym uses a vacuum suction to pull the shaft into place which feels like it is slipping deep into your best friend’s mouth.

We must have sixteen or seventeen new male chastity devices and anal plug jewelry I’m not a hundred percent sure what the total is but I know there are a lot of amazing items many of which you have must likely never seen before. I can’t wait to start shooting these items! I think we should have them all shoot and online in the next four weeks give or take. It will be just in time to get yourself or a loved one some awesome gear for the holidays.

A sassy Saturday.

 

This last weekend in Southern California had what I consider the most perfect beach weather. It was mild in the seventies with a beautiful breeze. As many of you know when college and Pro football start up there tends to be way fewer people on the beach no matter how beautiful it is outside and the vast majority are women. They say women are smarted and it is hard not to agree. I was lucky enough to get down to the beach on Saturday and found a nice spot away from everyone. I found the perfect spot for tanning virtually nude without anyone close by but the hand full of guys that always seem to jog by me ever so close. I wonder how many expect to get a close up look at a topless girl, there have been many more at our beach this summer. Hopefully I am not disappointing them too much, like I always said I am pretty close to a girlJ

I dozed off right away and did not come back to reality until I heard a lot of noise nearby. Turns out three middle aged ladies that all seemed to have a few too many drinks decided that being close to me would give them a nice view. I know the girls hate when guys do that but the fact is I already had my nap and it was fun listening to them talk about me. It was all the usual stuff when sassy girls get together. “looks like he has a tiny penis” true enough, “he looks like a girl more than I guy” a look I always strive for. I rolled over and spread my legs a bit so they had an even better look, I could feel myself getting a little harder and a lot wetter. “Nice ass” thanks and “wow he’s dark” true enough. As the girls walked by me I glanced up to see them staring right between my legs into my semi open ass. The perfect day would have been if one asked to spank me while the others watched or maybe even fingered me. Oh well we can’t have it all but it was fun be ogled at.

Men’s Swimwear

 

They are starting to catch up to us!

 

I know there are designs for women that you see on the web, swimsuits that expose part or most of the nipples and as for the bottoms some rest on the vagina lips, fully expose the lips or partially expose the lips. Of course I am all for them wearing these styles everywhere but the fact is that over the years I have seen just a handful of these suits actually on the beach though you see hundreds of photos of models wearing them on the web. The long winded point I was working up to is that I now see more men wearing smaller suits then I do women, even though women are wearing more revealing smaller designs now than I have seen since the G-string era was in full swing and that was a number of years ago. Just this last Saturday I was at the beach wearing what was the smallest thong in an area where most of the women including lots of 18 year old beach babes were all in thongs. Let me back track for a moment and say that women are still far ahead of men when it comes to being willing to totally display their exposed rears on the beach. I would not say men are gaining on them in that department yet. Women seem to enjoy wearing these styles regardless of their shapes and sizes, on Saturday I saw quite a few beautiful bodies, ones I would considered fall in to the absolute perfect range but just as interesting I noticed some big athletic girls and a few overweight ones all wearing thongs. Since I love seeing people getting out there as close to nude as possible I enjoyed every single one. Being surrounded by girls in thongs is always fun but a little later in the day I looked over to my side I saw a man lying out in a black micro thong, to my eye it looked like one of the Koala designs with a compact pouch keeping his ample cock looking nice and tight and on the rear the thong was so small you could barely see fabric as it plunged deep into his ass, very nice indeed! By the end of the day there was one more guy out there wearing what looked to be a Speedo but could have been a European cut bikini. I’m sure many guys were busy watching college football so we boys were outnumbered four or five to one but the two of us had the smallest thongs on the beach. Just an FYI the ladies wearing thongs of which there were many seem to be embracing the smaller is better look. I saw a number of designs that just barely covered the front with obviously all hair removed. Perfect and trend I hope to see spread.

 

There are many amazing Koala swimwear designs on sale right now! Hurry before the sale is over!

The summer is not over.

The summer is not over.

 

I love to say its summer somewhere in the world everyday but with global warming and all, we have had a hotter more intense summer here in Los Angeles than ever in fact we have had mini summers throughout the entire year.. September is one of the most prime months of the year and we are off to a great start.  It is generally hot all month long as can be many days in October too. I was at the beach with friends today and I did something I generally only do when sunning by myself or just a friend or two and that is to go totally femme in my choice of swimwear. I picked the Clever Girl Thong which on me looks completely female in the pouch, a sweet little camel toe to be exact. One guy friend was wearing a Koala Male Room and the other guys were in board shorts. (Don’t worry I’m working on them and it is only a matter of time until I get them wearing sexy suits too) There were three girls with us, two were wearing Brazilian style suits with lots of ass showing and the other was wearing a cute little thong about the same size as mine. The girls are so interested in how the male to female transformation designs work. I did catch one of the guys staring at my pussy more than a few times.  I find it interesting that men will always look first at a camel toe as the stroll by but women will be fascinated by seeing it on what might be a man. Often times when I am walking on the beach wearing a femme thong or even femme style pussy look shorts it is the ladies that have the big smiles and are waiving or saying hello. Gay/Bi men always show interest but it is the straight guys that either do not notice or if they do seem generally confused. Anyway it is always fun!

 

Men’s Swimwear

The new male chastity products are on the site. Here are links to them.

The new male chastity products are on the site. Here are links to them.

 

We have added some truly amazing cock cages to our gigantic collection of male chastity devices. There are some very tasty offerings. Please have a look. As always we include total close-up photos so you can see exactly how they work.

 

http://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-and-Lock-_p_862.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Life-Sentence-_p_861.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Slut-Force_p_860.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Just-Say-No_p_859.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/No-More-Tears_p_858.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Gates-of-Hell-Ball-Cage_p_857.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/In-the-Zone_p_856.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Wimp_p_855.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Suffer-Me_p_854.html

http://www.koalaswim.com/Cha-Cha-Cha-Micro-Cock-Cage_p_853.html

Love those beach days.

Love those beach days.

I love being seen wearing my micro swimsuits. I love the way they feel, I love the way they look and I love the way people react to me wearing them. You might think that after all these years it might become routine but that never happens. It is always fun and exciting to turn heads as I did this weekend at the beach and in some ways it is more fun than ever since so many women and girls are wearing what I believe to be the sexiest swimsuits I have ever seen as far as so many of them partaking in wearing them. I see moms with kids wearing thongs and the most extreme Brazilian cuts with lots of ass exposed and by the looks of it no pubic hair what so ever. Even the older teens are wearing very little and around there families to boot. Things are definitely loosing up that is people are getting much more comfortable as a whole showing skin. Even the micro suits I wear which are always smaller than the smallest suits I see the ladies wearing are not shocking people over the edge. Yes people stare but they are almost always smiling these days and many times, more than ever I am getting positive feedback from many different types of people including straight guys!, how times have changed and for the better.

 

 

Men’s Swimwear

We just finished a photo shoot! New chastity gear and new suit info.

We have a bunch of new male chastity devices coming online in the next few days. As many of you know we consider koalaswim.com as having the largest selection of male chastity devices on the planet. I don’t know that it is absolutely true but I have never found another company anywhere offering anywhere close the selection we have. I love wearing male chastity devices almost as much as I enjoy spandex, almost.  There is something so sensual about putting on a cock cage for the first time and falling in love with the way it feels. Keep your eyes peeled to the site so you can be one of the first to see our ten new male chastity cock cages. So many different designs and so many different styles we are bound to have a few that you will crave. Also coming next week will be a very cool new triple cock ring and an extremely hot combination stainless steel butt plug with a pull out flow plug. I hope you enjoy the new close up cock photos and our cute helper. There is actually news on new swimwear and femme wear designs. We are in production with the new designs. We kept having delays on production because our core styles are selling so well that there has been no down time in our LA based factory to add any additional production. We are bringing in more seamstresses to get us up and humming along on the new styles. Keep checking the blog for more updates to come.

 

Men’s swimwear, Male chastity gear and so much more!

Ramblings from Michael David