Girls and Boys

After all these years I am still blown away by how much more comfortable women at the beach are in their own skin. Now as you know I love seeing people of all shapes and sizes wearing micro swimwear, to me it is more about the thrill that they have taken the plunge, male or female. The other day I was on my favorite beach and like all very hot summer days the beach was packed. There were a couple Spanish speaking girls right next to me wearing hybrid thong G-strings. The flat of the back is partially covered but the ass is fully exposed. These women were plump, not fat but very healthy. I am in awe of how easily they were moving through the crowds with just about everything exposed. They were playing in the water and taking a walks on the beach. You could see by looking at them there was not an ounce of self consciousness, not one once. I can’t tell you how wonderful I think that is and I wish I had their confidence.  Just because there is a small penis under my little bulge seems to hold me back at least a little bit. I guess I’m still a work in progress.



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Hot Lifeguard and my micro swimsuit


I try to sit near a lifeguard station when I am swimming alone, it makes good sense. On Sunday my lifeguard station was manned by a beautiful young girl. Face and body were just amazing and best of all her bikini bottoms were so small at least 50% of her lovely ass was showing. On the other hand 100% of my not nearly as lovely ass was exposed. Being a summer Sunday I expected the beach to be super busy but it really was not very crowded. It was mostly a female crowd and I think I might have been the only micro suit that day at least in my little area. I was standing by the surf getting ready to go in when she walked over and said the currents and rips were still on the strong side. I thanked her but said I can deal with those then asked her about the Sting Rays. Do I need to do the shuffle I asked? For those of you not familiar with the shuffle we move forward pushing our toes under the sand in hopes of scaring off a Sting Ray if it is there rather than stepping on it and getting stung it will swim off.  She told me the water was warm and there had been more Ray stings so the shuffle was a great idea. We talked about the surf and how busy the beach was on some weekends just small talk but standing there almost nude was a turn on itself. No doubt she has seen lots of guys wearing bikinis, thongs and G-strings at Venice beach  some maybe as tiny as mine, after all years ago Venice was a legal nude beach and of all the beaches in LA Venice seems to draw the most extreme swimwear designs male and female. While we were talking she kind of gave me the once over look almost like I was a girl. No boyfriend today was her next comment. Maybe she thought she had seen me before with a friend but I thought to myself I would have noticed her in a second. It must just be that old default of assuming guys wearing these tiny swimsuits must be gay. Just going with the flow I said I left him at home.  I went into the surf and she stood there watching for a while making sure I was safe that or waiting to see if my little swimsuit cam off. I can’t wait to see her again. My boyfriend might be Jealous,



Men’s Swimwear

Nice beach days and hot lifeguards



It does not get better than a beautiful summer beach day with lots of hot swimsuits on the beach, both men and women. I spent Sunday relaxing on the beach for a couple of hours after my workout just a little alone time me and my G-string. Needless to say the beaches of So Cal have lots of hot lifeguards young men and women but what turn’s me on are lifeguards in hot swimwear since they all are young and virtually all have great bodies what separates them for me is what they are wearing. If you are lucky you can spot a male lifeguard strip off his baggy red shorts and all of a sudden you have this hot body going out for a swim wearing his tiny little Speedo. The only problem is unless you are at the beach all the time that is rare and happens most often early morning before the beach is busy. On the other had you have our beautiful female lifeguards many of which have these fantastic athletic bodies and I have noticed a trend the last few seasons where their swimsuits are not all the same. Many are showing off a lot of ass and just a tad of frontal coverage, some suits are full Brazilian backs. Not sure if that is up to life guard code but it looks awesome)I would never complain!). I had an interesting little conversation with one of them on Sunday which I will post next time.


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Men’s Swimwear Trends. It’s looking Good!

OMG I love summer! I took the afternoon off the other day and went down to my favorite beach wearing my lovely little black G-string. I hope the June Gloom is officially gone though I realize it will still be there some mornings. Obviously I love the way a cock looks in a tiny little pouch and mine is no exception but I was happy my cock was so well behaved since there were so many people around me. Lots of single girls (by themselves) a very old guy in a bikini which I think is wonderful and I wish every man could be that confident. There were a couple other guys in thongs right in my general area and not very many guys older than teens wearing long shorts. I hope that is a sign of things to come this summer. In the USA this is a huge beach weekend with our 4th of July celebrations. I will keep my eyes peeled for the latest beach trends and I hope you do the same. Please post your 4th of July folly.



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Last few days of the Koala Newsletter Sale!

Last few days of the Koala Newsletter Sale!

I wanted to remind you that the Koala Newsletter sale is over in a few days. There are some amazing sale suits and if you have not had a chance to read the newsletter I think it is worth your time especially if you are into micro swimwear.

It’s still grey and gloomy down at our beaches. Our weather is nothing but consistent and there is a reason why they call it June Gloom. Funny fifteen miles away in the Valley it is over 100! I had more micro swimsuit time in January than I have had in June but keeping my fingers crossed that July is a winner. Hope your beaches, lakes and pools are awesome!


I keep an eye on my favorite beach using It’s a free site and Venice beach is just one of many you can get a live feed from. I keep it open on one of the computers on my desk. It is like having a window looking out on the beach.


Holy Grail new design


I tried on a suit today that I feel might just be the holy grail of male to female transformation swimwear styles. This was the final suit I needed to try on for the new collection and the girls had just finished it. BTW I have an estimated date of completion for the new collection: we are shooting for Mid August. This new design is a complete transformation thong swimsuit with a total pussy look front sporting a slight camel toe. The big difference between this suit and many of our other femme styles which are by far our best selling designs like Clever Girl, Spicy Girl, All Girl and the Party Girl Bikini just to name a few is that all the magic of what those designs do is enhanced by incorporating our Ass Spark cock ring anal plug devises into this new design. It seems insane on the face of it since the Ass Sparks are made to keep you hard while virtually fucking you in the ass, all while you are having a good time at the beach getting a nice tan.  With a lot of ingenuity and a little luck we stumbled upon a way to make it work. We found a way to use the Ass Spark and counter the effects of getting erect by using extreme compression. Rather than trying to explain it I will take a few photos of it when the girls and I get together in a couple weeks and post them here. The effect was so amazing we are all blown away.



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Venice Boardwalk Tights


Another weekend with June Gloom here in SoCal. This is a funny time of the year where quite often the marine layer never burns off. Such was the case for this last weekend but there was no way it was going to keep me from the beach. I asked one of my best girlfriends to join me and took my new little rescue puppy down to the world famous Venice boardwalk. It’s only about 30 minutes from my house but in many respects it is a world away. The only way I can explain it is that it’s a total freak show mixed with normal folks from all over the world checking it out and of course a huge contingent of locals. Mix all this together with the wonderful ocean breeze and lots of interesting places to eat and you get one of the best people watching spots on the planet.  My friend Cathy is a bit of a spandex freak and I got her to wear an extremely small pair of volleyball shorts that were definitely sporting some viewable ass cheek. I decided to wear a pair of Pinnacle Predator Tights and a triple accent cock ring which kept my pouch looking nice and full (dare I say almost large). We spent a couple of hours walking around and checking out the interesting people and places. I have no doubt that the two of us were considered fun people to watch.


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Transformation experiences and The Koala Newsletter

Last week I was around the pool and decided to wear the Clever Girl. The front is total feminine with a slight camel toe but the rear is all man-thong and I find it extremely comfortable. There were a couple younger ladies nearby and they could not take their eyes off me. I found them staring at me and my swimsuit many times but other than saying hi they kept to themselves. It would have been interesting to hear what they had to say. On that note two customers might have given me insight to those thoughts. I fielded two calls during the week where the guys had interesting experiences wearing male transformation designs. One was on vacation and this woman just kept walking by him with a huge smile on her face. He figured she was trying to work out if he had a penis or not. The second call was from a customer who was at a beach in Miami and was getting tons of attention. He said a middle aged woman actually asked him if he had his penis removed. Since that is the effect he was going for the question did not bother him and she had asked it nicely. She was really interested and maybe a little too nosey. I wonder if that is a though most people have when seeing a transformation design?


Have you checked out the June Newsletter yet?