Well did you? Don’t worry you can always order yourself something truly erotic, arousing, sensual and magically pleasure inducing. I could name a hundred of our spandex designs that would fit the bill, maybe for a nice after Christmas gift you will decide to finally try a full femme style suit, or maybe that pair of workout tights for the gym. In the Koala world naughty is nice and everyone should be at least a little naughty. If you are too naughty or too nice maybe it is time to stuff that little cock in to a nice male chastity cock cage. Like me you might enjoy the thrill of forcing your penis into the tiniest possible cage one that appears to be impossible to use. It is a huge turn on.
Been to the new store yet? I hope you have! Make sure to check out the blog section on there. Shorted posts but I am trying hard to do it daily.
We are still dealing with June gloom in the mornings but the afternoons should be absolutely perfect micro swimwear weather and from what I hear summer is starting to break out everywhere with 90 degree plus weather all over the place. It’s time to peel off what-ever you are wearing and slip into something just barely legal, the smaller the better. Maybe a suit so small it stretches your comfort zone. The time is now to get out there and be the sexist you imaginable! I’m going to be doing the same thing though Saturday morning I will be busy shooting a new male chastity torture cock ring and a new combo ball stretcher, cock stretcher, cock ring with weights. These new devices are at the extreme corner of hardcore and pain. Should be quite a treat having them strapped on my cock and balls!
Make sure to check out our full line of male chastity devices and The Cock Ring Corner at Koala.
All the new designs were just added to the Koalaswim.com today! It would have been great to have had them up a few weeks ago but at least they are there now and ready to ship on Monday. Please take a look and let me know what you think of the suits and the new models.
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Koala Men’s Swim, fun and workout wear.
If you are anything like me on occasion you decide to do something completely crazy on the spur of the moment without much thought behind it. Sometimes it works out great and the experience is amazing while other times not so much. Yesterday I was working out with some gym buddies and two of the girls in our group wanted to swim laps then take a dip in the Jacuzzi. I had a few suits in my car so I agreed to join them. Both girls know I am in the swimwear business and have seen me wearing micro shorts in the pool. When I went out to my car and looked for a swimsuit one in particular jumped out at me it was the Spicy Girl. Immediately and without much thought I decided to wear it, a total feminizing bikini at my very busy gym. Once I got back to the locker room I started having second thoughts. The locker area is always crowded with guys and there was no way I was going to slip on a tiny bikini that made my cock pussy like in front of all these men. I decided to undress and put everything in the locker and wrap a towel around me. I figured you need to rinse your hair before you go into the pool so I went into the shower rinsed my hair and slipped on the Spicy Girl there. Once I had the suit on I needed to walk to the pool past a lot of people. I just wrapped the towel around me and walked out to the pool, something I see many guys and girls do. Once by the pool my gym buddies were waiting and wondering what type of swimsuit I would be wearing. I decided to give them a little warning of what I was wearing which just made them more eager to see it. Neither one could believe how completely my bikini bottom me look like a girl one even said mouth gapping open where did your penis go? Once in the pool I was completely comfortable but still aware that many ladies and a couple guys gave me confused looks while other might have assumed I was wearing a very small Speedo. Speedos are popular at the pool and I guess with enough rear coverage this suit could pass as one but oh what a thrill it is to have that wickedly sexy front pussy look pouch. Once we were in the Jacuzzi everyone was chatty with no undue attention my gym buddy girls loved it and were blown away that a design like this existed. I have to do it again soon.
The Koala Newsletter Sale is still going strong! This is your chance to try some new styles at prices that will never be repeated.
It’s beautiful out but too cold to hit the beach wearing a micro bikini so I decided to do a beach walk on Sunday in the sand. I hurt my back the other day playing basketball so a run was out of the question but I still wanted to get in a good sweat. In addition I also wanted to look hot doing it my exhibitionist side was pushing me to go sexy. If it was warmer I think I would have slipped on a Clever Girl thong with a short sweat shirt one small enough to show the entire suit but I opted to go with the small sweatshirt and a pair of Pinnacle Girl Power Tights. I was completely in the mood to go ultra femme and there is little doubt that the Girl Power Tights are the most attention getting of our femme style leggings done up in a matt wet look almost rubber like spandex finish. The pussy bulge these tights show off is exceptional and as feminine as a man can be and still have a (maybe or maybe not in spectators eyes) penis, a penis that has been completely erased and recreated into a vagina. I walked for miles in the sand getting a hell of a workout. Most of the people on the beach this time of year are other women working out while most of the men seem to be watching the football games. I talked to a few ladies I had a lot of interesting looks and smiles and I finished up with some stretching on the beach. As I was stretching I had a chat with a yoga girl I see down there all the time, both of us standing by the surf both in tights and both looking very feminine to all the people going by. What a great way to spend a couple hours.
Have you seen the Koala Newsletter Sale? The prices are our lowest ever and the selection is the largest (though we are running out of some styles and sizes). Make sure you end up with the holiday gifts you really crave and keep in mind we can drop ship gifts to your special friends (only the best boys deserve Koala!)
I was just working late on copy for the new swimwear designs when I came across one of the photos we took a few weeks ago of the new sheer pink femme style suit. I just love the way it fits, feels and looks. I know this one is going to be best seller!
P.S. sorry about the imprint lines from my shorts in the photo.
If you haven’t read the October Koala Newsletter make sure to give it a read. There is lots of information and one of our biggest sales of the year.
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Today August 31 is the last day of the Koala Newsletter Sale and it might be as much as three months until we have the next one. If you have not yet checked out the amazing deals please do so now. Here is the Koala Newsletter Link.
I believe I mentioned on the last post that we found and have ordered the Strap-On Pussy they are on their way from a supplier in Germany! The latex strap on functional pussy fits over your anus to make a beautiful feminine love tunnel. I have been experimenting with it and if you tuck just right you can completely hide the penis. The Strap-On Pussy can be used under panties while tucked to show a realistic visually beautiful vagina outline and you can use it to cover the penis or the anus with penis exposed or if you are great at tucking like I am you can spread it over the hole and cover the penis.
Labor Day weekend is one of my favorites. We have a pool party to attend and I will be rocking a very tiny suit but I have not yet decided whether to go thong of bikini. I am leaning to bikini because there might be some kids there. I know with three days to the long weekend I am bound to get some beach time too.
I grabbed the wrong suit last Sunday and ended up wearing a Streamline instead of my usual Ballz swimsuit. The Ballz has a smaller pouch but the interesting thing was it makes my cock look larger than the larger pouch on the Streamline. (Keep in mind when I am talking about one pouch being larger than the other I am still talking about extremely micro pouches on both) The Ballz pouch fits my tiny package ever so tight and smooth where as the Streamline pouch offers me a little more room and my shaft has room to stand leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination when it comes to size and thickness. You can clearly see when I get out of the water the shaft is about one inch and not very thick. I enjoy wearing both styles but I think for all day use the pouch that keeps me smooth works better.
A few months ago I posted a photo that a customer had sent of himself wearing a strap on latex vagina. I thought it looked awesome and many customers sent me e-mails asking about it. I searched high and low but could not find the manufacture of it. After months I finally found a company overseas selling it and ordered one: first to see if it was truly awesome and second to see if I could find the company making it. I received the product last week and tried it on. It is amazing. You can use it to show your vagina, under clothing for the shape of a vagina but the most incredible thing is it can be used as a vagina for sex. I tried it and you can tuck your penis in or leave it exposed and have the latex vagina pulled over your anus. Whether it’s a man fucking you or a girl using a strap-on they will be able to pound that very yummy little pussy of yours as much as you can handle!
I have ordered stock and we should have them in a couple weeks give or take, I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
The Koala Newsletter sale is on for a few more days!
Here are a couple photos of Jon wearing a Monaco Micro. This is a standard Koala design. Great looking G-strings are always in style.
Men’s Swimwear, Fetish wear, male chastity and so much more!
I am just about over this fucking cold and ready to get busy working out again. I talked to the girls today and the new sport workout tights are coming along nicely. I believe adding a line of men’s tights to our collection of sensual designs is a natural move and it has me very excited. First and for most I was a total spandex fetish freak long before I was a swimwear designer, I can’t remember the first time I was turned on by spandex but I do know it was when I was a kid oh those leotards. The idea of tights turns me on bit time and it gives me another outlet to express and expose myself. I love making swimwear and micro shorts for the beach and pool but here in the USA our summer is almost up(I know in many parts of the world that we send suits to it is just starting) though it looks like another couple of good beach days this weekend. Our sex wear is for intimate pleasure though I have used total cock exposing designs at some of the wilder parties I have attended. Sport tights are something I can wear in public. I see more men now than ever wearing workout tights and I know that Koala is going to add a new dimension to the fun and pleasure of getting a workout.