I am so excited to announce that our two new neoprene swimwear designs are now in stock and ready to ship. They are the “Skin Diver Bikini and the Wet Slut Thong” both are semi femme style designs but if you drop a size lower than your usual size i.e. if you are medium think about going with a small to get a total femme smooth vagina look. Wearing neoprene is a totally different experience than wearing spandex but it is still totally erotic and sensual.
I hope everyone has had a chance to see the new chastity and cock ring gear at koalaswim.com. Right out of the gate the best seller has been the Lord of the Cock Rings. Yes it was named after one of my favorite multi part movies but if you see this ring with its massive weight and size you will understand that no other name would have worked as well.
The weather report says 72 on Saturday and 80 on Sunday! Wow that is some crazy weather for this time of the year. Those are the numbers for the beach this weekend in Southern California. My guess is we will be seeing lots of men and women wearing very little at my favorite Venice Beach spot I will surely be one of them. Earlier this week I got some quality sun time near our office wearing my micro bikini but since it was just a lunch hour or so break it was just me by my tan little self.
Last week I did a post on the Koalaswim blog about working on my ass. The first week has passed with a ton of ass work. It is not my imagination; the muscles are starting to bulge. Can’t wait to see how they look in six or seven weeks maybe like some of the Brazilian girls at my gym with big round butts.
Some of my favorite things: Male chastity cages, cock rings and exposed penis.
We just added a number of new exciting products to Koalaswim.com and as much as I would like them to appear under a “New Products” section on the front page we can’t show them that way because there is a lot of exposed penis. If we set up the “New Section” we would be showing that beautiful penis on the front page, something I am totally cool with but then many places and many parts of the world would block the site. That said you can go directly to the Male Chastity section and Cock Ring Corner to see them or you can just click on the links below.
Lord of the Cock Rings
http://www.koalaswim.com/Lord-of-the-Cock-Rings-_p_806.html
Raging Nipple Play
http://www.koalaswim.com/Raging-Nipple-Play-_p_807.html
Puppy Pound Cock Cage
http://www.koalaswim.com/Puppy-Pound-Cock-Cage-_p_808.html
School Boy Cock Cage
http://www.koalaswim.com/School-Boy-Cock-Cage-_p_809.html
Virgin Cock Cage
http://www.koalaswim.com/Virgin-Cock-Cage-_p_810.html
The Servant Cock Cage
http://www.koalaswim.com/The-Servant-Cock-Cage-_p_811.html
Playmate Butt Plug
http://www.koalaswim.com/Playmate-Butt-Plug-_p_812.html
Detention Center
http://www.koalaswim.com/Detention-Center-_p_813.html
Full Service Cock Cage
http://www.koalaswim.com/Full-Service-Cock-Cage-_p_814.html
Crowned Head Male Chastity Cage
http://www.koalaswim.com/Crowned-Head-Male-Chastity-Cage-_p_815.html
Sad Boy Cock Cage
http://www.koalaswim.com/Sad-Boy-Cock-Cage-_p_816.html
Male to female transformation and sex
I’m in a horny mood this morning and rather than working I would love be to having my pussy licked. Technically that would be my cock but for all intensive purposes once I slip on a Changed Man Bikini I look and even more important I feel like I have a vagina. There is no penis there and my brain feels feminine at that point. I have used this design and many of the other male to female transformation styles when having sex. It makes little difference whether it is a man or woman eating you out because the role play is so extreme as to expand your entire understanding of what a sexual experience can be. It is just a wicked little day dream right now but we will see how it plays out tonight!
Some things I can never mention enough and the one thing today worth mentioning is the new Blog at www.koalaswim.com I am adding more albeit for the most part shorter posts than you see here but I am hitting more subjects that guys and gays like you and me enjoy.
I’m so happy that 2017 is over not that I didn’t have fun but I am so tired of all the political news. It seems like an endless bombardment of the same stuff every day. I have been reading Denis Leary “Why we don’t suck” and no matter what side you are on its funny. He slams everyone, just what we need a good laugh and maybe some cooperation in DC to start the year off fresh. Come to think of it I say we strip off all our politicians clothing men and women and force them to wear tiny little spandex suits. I would be honored to supply them Koala but any companies designs would do. My thought is if you get them wearing something as sexy as a tiny little thong they may not be such big tight asses, that is with their asses exposed, just a Tuesday morning idea.
Men’s swimwear and for you boys too cold to wear a tiny bikini might I suggest a male chastity cock cage. We have many flavors.
We worked yesterday and today though it seems like most of the folks in our neighborhood were off. I’m not complaining because it’s over 80 degrees out and I spent my two lunch hours (maybe a little longer) around the pool working on my tan. I forgot so many people were off around and I had a nice parade of Teen girls giggling at what I guess is my tiny little man bump slipped into the smallest of G-strings. Lucky for me I love the tiny pouch look.
Personally I enjoy a smooth hair free body on men. I know that is not every ones taste but I do know many Koala customers choose to go hair free when wearing our extremely small men’s swimwear fashions. I do the same myself. Much of my body hair I have had laser treatments on over the years. It’s effective and much less money than it used to be but still relatively expensive. Shaving and waxing are both great options and depending upon what area of the body you are working on it can be an erotic experience if you choose to make it so. There is nothing like a little hot wax on and around your cock to get things rolling. Most men have at least some hair on their backs and reaching back there to get rid of it is a pain in the ass. I have been using a special back shaver for years called the Man-groomer. You can get them at Target, Amazon, Bed Bath and Beyond as well as many other off and online stores. I highly recommend them and I am considering getting their new Lithium powered unit with two heads. Even for a little bit of hair they work great cleaning you up one two three!
Well did you? Don’t worry you can always order yourself something truly erotic, arousing, sensual and magically pleasure inducing. I could name a hundred of our spandex designs that would fit the bill, maybe for a nice after Christmas gift you will decide to finally try a full femme style suit, or maybe that pair of workout tights for the gym. In the Koala world naughty is nice and everyone should be at least a little naughty. If you are too naughty or too nice maybe it is time to stuff that little cock in to a nice male chastity cock cage. Like me you might enjoy the thrill of forcing your penis into the tiniest possible cage one that appears to be impossible to use. It is a huge turn on.
Been to the new store yet? I hope you have! Make sure to check out the blog section on there. Shorted posts but I am trying hard to do it daily.
I hope you have had a chance to check out the new Koalaswim.com website. We completely changed the format to offer a much better shopping experience. I would love any feedback positive or negative to help us tune things up. Our new Neoprene bikini and thong designs should be ready early 2018, late January or early February. I am hoping to be able to post some photos here in the next couple of weeks.
The new store is online and orders are already flowing in. Thanks! It could take up to 48 hours for your internet carrier to propagate the new site to you.
I have a questions and I want your feedback….please.
I was working out yesterday with a girl that I know and she was wearing the sexiest thing I had ever seen. She is in her early thirties and a super hot Latina with an amazing build not to leave out that she is a fantastic person, having an insane sexy body is just a gift from the gods and her hard work. At this site we talk about skimpy cock centric designs the time and I don’t feel the need to be politically correct, I’m just going to say that Latin women tend to dress more provocatively them many other women and I love them for it. That might only be true here in LA but it is something I notice and enjoy seeing. This gal was wearing a spandex backless workout jumpsuit with my best guess no panties. Every bit of her body was completely there on display covered by a barley there thin layer of spandex. The suit clings to every nook and cranny. It is lucky that her nooks and crannies were absolutely flawless. My mouth was watering as was virtually every other guy in the gym. I’m sure a large amount of women were turned on too. It was such a seductive and sensuous look. I wish I could have borrowed them and tried them on. I just could not stop thinking about them and yes I know I am a spandex freak. Next time I see her I will ask what brand they are, order a pair and see how they feel. I know it would take some real changes to make them work for a man but I feel it might be worth it. What would you think about wearing something like that?