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Penis vagina? New sexy weight targets and check the new clip

Carlos just posted a new clip at KMC and there is a free one you can click on to check out the new suits underwater.

I took an hour to warm my body in the heat today. It broke 95! very strange weather but I will take it. I jumped into the pool to cool off and froze my cock. It retreated to the size of a vagina in my suit and it was so cold it felt nice and smooth and tight almost like a pussy, it was so small I could not feel it there but it did look hot in an ultra micro way.

Setting some new weight targets. I am at 157 and want to drop to 150. My first goal will be 154 followed by 152 then 150. Each time I hit my weight mark I will wear one of the new anal spark style suits in public. Beach, Gym or? and will take pictures to prove it. I will start with the Penetration bikini and work my way down in suit size as I get smaller. I love this type of challenge. Have you thought about something like this for yourself or are you chicken? Like they say just do it!

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Change of plans!

I know I told you earlier today that the new suits will be on the site Thursday and when I said that I believed it.
To my amazement I received an e-mail this evening telling me to check out the new update to Koalaswim.com
My Webmaster missed the part about putting the suits online when every last one was in stock. They are all online now but the entire new collection will not be in stock until Thursday. Many are in stock and ready to ship so if you order and it is here it will ship right away if it is not in stock yet it will ship by Thursday. I am very proud of this collection and I hope you enjoy them.

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The suit Least likely to be in stock and todays new suit update. Which male chastity device?

The suit we have the most trouble keeping in stock is the Hooked Up. We are always a week behind on this one. There are two problems that cause this. The first is a good one, we sell more of them then we can make. The second is that it is one of the more difficult designs to produce. I wish there was a short cut to make things easier. If you are ordering one please be a little patient, it is worth the wait and guaranteed to inflict pleasure on you.
Latest info on the  2011 collection is that the new pages should be online no later then this coming Thursday and all suits will be in stock too.
A question I get everyday is which male chastity devices is best? I like them all and most people ordering them generally order more then one. I can use and enjoy them all and a favorite really does not come to mind. I can tell you that the best selling design is the Ringmaster. Hope that helps.
It is November 1st today here in beautiful sunny California and it is starting to warm up again. Monday for me is like a sperate week and it is 2:00PM and I am still playing catch up. I was told it will be about 90 degrees by mid week and if that happens some beach time will be a must. Might even try the new Penetration bikini.

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New suit info, help us grow, underwater frozen balls

Up bright an early this morning and will be out of the house in a few minutes to meet with my girls and see how the production is going. I am hoping to have all the new designs in stock by today. That may be wishful thinking but we are planning on launching the new collection next week. I will keep my fingers crossed and let you know. Help. I don’t ask to often but since this blog is growing everyday I thought why not ask for help to get even more guys and girls checking it out. Here is what you can do to help: forward links to friends, list us in the signature section of any forums you belong too, add links for this blog where ever you can, links are very helpful! and just try to let like minded sexually open people know about us….thanks. We did our last underwater photo shoot of the summer for KMC yesterday and there should be a few free clips posted in the next week or so. KMC members should have an hour plus of all the new designs underwater. It was so cold my balls are still thawing out. I can tell you this, the new anal spark enhanced suits especially the full bikini style is more fun then you can imagine. The idea of being violated at the beach with no one knowing is very exciting.

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Nut cracker Sweet! or the micro of micro pouches

In the search for the ultimate and never ending micro swimwear bikini, thong or g-string I try and sometimes fail at finding excellent combinations. Today I received a sample of a micro thong with a Slut style front pouch but about half the size. For those of you not familiar
with the Slut g-string it is already one of the smallest pouches in the world so making it half the size and still getting my rather small cock into it is no small feat. I gathered my inspiration for this design by wearing the Slut G-string(presently my tanning suit of choice) all summer long. My idea is creating a heavy duty elastic base that will hold my insanely compressed cock inside this ultra small pouch without it popping off. One of the blog commenters was telling how he retracts his balls inside himself on some of the fem style suits.
This design is not a fem style but visually should take you back to your more youthful days. (that is before your cock started to grow) This sample is not completely right yet but it is promising. The down side to it is my shaft and balls were so compressed that they started to retract on there own. I am looking for extreme pressure to get that small, ultra small pouch look but I need to work on the base of the pouch so it captures the balls before they run and hide from the pressure. Upside is you feel, intensely feel your cock and in its own way it feels hot or in this case nut cracker sweet!

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What was I thinking. We are doing that!

Last week a reader posted to the blog saying it would be a great idea to do a penis shaped suit something like the Cream Stick with the added fun of incorporating the Ass Spark into it. I agreed it was a good idea. I must of been so busy last week I forgot that one of the new designs coming out is exactly that. It is called the Cream Stick Explosion and it is fantastic. I realized that this was one of the new designs while viewing the new Gabriel DVD this morning making sure all the suits had the correct names in the titles.
Seeing Gabe put on this suit turned me on enough to take one into the bathroom lube it up and slide it on. It is a perfect combo of having a hard cock in sheer fabric while the metal plug stimulates you. It just feels so good. Helped make more morning a lot more fun.

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Help I have a couple questions and an interesting blogger idea

Wanted to let you know I personally look at every post, for the most part I leave them alone and post them errors and all but I do look at them. The other day I asked about short shorts and a reader blogged about offering them with a built in cock ring. I never thought about that but a pair of tiny shorts with a built in cock ring or a cock cage might be fun. I will try making up some sample shorts to see it looks as good as it sounds.

Questions about Lubes
Do you guys and girls have a favorite brand and if so do you have a favorite type of lube. We are going to switch to new silicone style lube because I think they work perfect with our fetish suits and fantastic for all sorts of sex, a friend told me about a type of lube called relaxing anal glide which seems like if it works would be great. I have some samples including the anal relaxer and will try them out. Let me know if you have any thoughts about lubes.

New swimwear update. My webmaster is working on the new suit updates for Koalaswim.com It looks like the update and us completing the full inventory of new designs by late next week.

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They are coming and I can’t wait for you to see them

Talked to my girls today and looks like we will make the end of the month intro for the new designs.
A number of the designs include the new Ass Spark anal plug cock ring. I believe that many customers will be in for a whole new experience. I was never really into anal sex but the Anal Spark feels so great and is so stimulating that I know even guys that have never had anything inserted into them once they give these suits a try we will convert them. It is not a gay or straight thing anal stimulation is strictly a pleasure thing and these suits will be the most pleasurable swimwear you will ever put on. I just can’t wait for you to try one!

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Fun suits

I get asked all the time which design do you think is the most fun?
That is a tough question because it depends on so many factors. Are you talking about one to wear on the beach, fem style, ultra micro,male display suit or? One of my favorite suits is a fetish style called Juice It UP!
The fact is I have many favorites, love the Options Stretcher, Penis Stretcher in fact there are so many fetish style suits it is hard to choose favorites but there are a couple of special things that stand out with the Juice It Up! style. The tight rubber rings force the shaft and balls
forward and out from your body i.e. picture a friend taking a firm grip on your cock and sensually pulling on it and squeezing the juice out of you at the same time. Our fetish designs are made to stimulate and what is the point unless it gets you wet and turns you on. These designs almost always lead to some form of sex which Is very healthy for your system. The Juice It Up! is a very aggressive design
that will get you wet. In my book if you are getting wet you are having fun and that is what makes this a favorite. It turns me on every time I wear it. Never fails.
Do you have a favorite?

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Do we need short shorts

Short shorts, Daisy Dukes, Boy shorts, tiny little shorts. I was at the Laker Game the other night and low and behold the Laker Girls actually were wearing something sexy, little tight short shorts that actually showed some cheek. It has been years, many years since they
had performed wearing shorts that brief, tight and just completely sexy. Everyone around me was taking about them, sure the game was on the weak side as most pre-season games are but shit they looked sexy. Me being me the second thing that came to mind was the thought do I need a pair of shorts as hot as the Laker girl shorts? The next thought was do our customers need and want super brief micro hot pant Daisy Duke cheek exposing shorts?
They would be fun to wear and make great suit cover ups.  What do you think?


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