When you find the perfect thong, you live in it.

I love designing and creating micro swimwear styles, transformation styles, bulge styles along with bikinis, G-strings and micro short style swimsuits. I love designing them because I love wearing them. This summer my standard bearer was the new koalaswim Air Male Thong which is a bulge style suit but the bulge is so amazingly small people seeing me wearing it on the beach must think I have the worlds smallest penis, well under 1”! I love it. The cut is right up to the compressed balls and shaft with skin exposed that has never seen the sun on the beach unless I was tanning in the nude. It is a fraction of the size of the thongs you see most of the girls wearing in Venice beach my regular hang out. When I say micro swimsuit, I mean micro in fact it is so tiny that I wear another micro bikini design as a cover up or if I am going for a run. I wear the Boss Bikini which is on e of the worlds smallest men’s bikini swimwear design. I fits perfectly over the Air Male and I wear it down to the pool at hotels when I am on vacation instead of wearing shorts of my Air Male Thong. The truth is I designed this on specifically for myself but I am happy our customers love it too. Koalaswim.com has a few new gender fluid styles coming in September. These are not male to female transformation styles that make you look like you have a vagina but the bulge on these is unique in that the balls are forced inside of the body and just the shaft is compressed and covered. The effect is that one will find it hard to tell what sex you are, you can be whatever you feel like wearing these new designs.  

Keep your eye on the men’s swimwear blog for more info on these new creations!

Micro penis pictures and how you can have a micro pen

Micro penis pictures are in, and men are finding that showing their micro penis or working on penis training to have a micro penis is not only a huge turn on for men and women but extremely sensual too, in an almost feminine way. Let’s get the big question out of the way first, the one that everyone would like to know: how common is it for men to have a real micro penis and how small would that be. There are many different sources of micro penis information most of it medical in nature. When we talk about a tiny sized penis, we are talking about a narrow shaft that flaccid is under two inches in size and many men fall into that category. There is not an exact measurement for a micro penis but it is generally agreed upon thet a flaccid penis under 1.5” is considered a micro penis though some medical text and stories set the size of a micro penis at 1” flaccid or less. It might surprise you how many men fall into the 1.5” and under set though there are many fewer that are under 1” flaccid and generally these men have an erection sized penis that when fully engorged reaches 2-3” in size and narrow in thickness compared to a normal sized penis. In the past having a tiny penis was viewed as a problem by many men but these days it is actually a fetish with many men working on making their penis size smaller but sleeve training. The most popular one on the market is called the Micro Penis Maker, this is a sleeve we have tested, and it works extremely well. I personally use one and have been able to train my shaft to stay in the 1” range and sometimes even smaller if you go to koalaswim.com you can see some real micro penis pictures and see how the training sleeve works. There are many sub-groups that are into micro penis worship and humiliation along with sissy training with these men and their mistresses referring to the micro penis as a man clit, sissy clit, sissy penis and a man pussy. If you find yourself being turned on by the terminology than these fetishes are worth a look after all you might be into them. Men are no longer worried about having a large penis but proud of having a small one! There are more sites every day posting micro penis pictures with their proud owners sending them in. I find it is fun viewing micro penis pictures and sharing ones of my own. When I was younger, I was worried that I would never find a woman that would be interested in me because of my small penis size, I have also talked to hundreds of men over the years both straight and gay that shared the same fears but for the most part those fears are unfounded since many men and women are into the look and feel of a small penis. Not everyone wants a large one forced inside of them and from my personal experience I have been told many times that my under 4” erect penis is the perfect size. I have been with my present girlfriend for over eight years and she really loves it small, she is into me posting micro penis pictures and she is in many of them with me, she finds it a total turn-on. It was her that got me into wearing a micro penis maker and training it to be under 1” flaccid. I can not begin to tell you how amazing the sex is when she sees it that tiny. There are actually websites dedicated to micro penis pictures and most of these are relatively new. Before if you googled micro penis pictures you would get a lot of medical related sites and lots of questions from parents worried about their young boys having the syndrome, treating it like it is the end of the world when there is little that can be done about it and men with very small penises can and do live a full and active life, have kids, get married and all around enjoy themselves. That is not to say there are not medical interventions when a child is young, there are and some are very effective though that information is better served coming from a doctor that specializes in this. For teens and adults there is no going back, there are no real ways to increase the size of a micro penis but if you learn to enjoy it, use it become a great lover and under stand that most women and men on the receiving end do not orgasm because of being penetrated you can do wonderful thing with your micro penis, you can have an exciting and sensual life and when you are ready you can share your beautiful micro penis pictures with the world.

The perfect men’s bikini swimsuit

One might ask what makes the perfect men’s bikini swimsuit and that is not a simple question to answer since the perfect men’s bikini swimsuit is different for different men. Let us start by figuring out what the best bikini is for you since no two men are the same and the look and fit of one suit will not be the same on every body. Before we get going on which suit is best for you let’s talk about what makes a bikini the perfect swimsuit to begin with. One caveat before we go on: I am assuming you have already made the switch from baggy poor fitting swimwear like surf and board shorts over to body flattering shape forming spandex style swimsuits. Whether you are wearing bikinis, thongs, G-strings, Speedos or spandex micro-shorts than we are on the same wavelength. It does not matter what your favorite style swimsuit is when it comes to having a suit that can do everything the bikini is the perfect men’s bikini swimsuit. Reasons why include you can wear a bikini anywhere. Bikinis can be used on any beach, around any hotel pool, at any sort of gathering that involves wearing swimwear and you are good to go. There are times when a thong or G-string shows just a little too much to wear for all occasions. Thongs and G-strings are always my first choice because I love having as much skin showing as possible but there are times when a suit like that is just too over the top. In some cultures, you cannot wear those suits so when on a vacation a bikini should always be packed in your suitcase. Most gyms and health clubs do not allow men or women to wear G-strings or Thong but you can always wear the skimpiest bikinis without a problem. I have not heard of this for some time now since there have been so many changes in swimwear designs for men and women but there are still some beaches in the USA that do not allow people to wear G-strings or Thongs, crazy that this could still be an issue people care about but having a bikini with you takes care of the problem if you are not up to arguing about it.

Maybe you are into beach sports and for most of them the bikini is an ideal swimsuit to wear whether you are playing beach volleyball, going for a beach walk or run, surfing, boogie boarding, body surfing or just doing a workout on the beach wearing a bikini is the perfect amount of coverage and support you need to have fun.

Family gatherings and parties with friends can sometimes be a place that you may not feel completely comfortable wearing something as tiny as a micro thong or G-string that shows just about everything and that is fine, just grab one of your sexy bikinis and feel wonderful still wearing something so amazingly sexy. This is what makes the perfect men’s bikini swimsuit perfect!

Now that the reason why is out of the way let us talk about what the perfect men’s bikini swimsuit for you will be. How much skin would you like to show is number one. If you are like me you want to show as much as is legally possible but you might be more conservative and that is fine too since there are bikinis that offer a range of coverage from full coverage front pouches and full coverage rear with no cheek showing all the way down to micro-pouch style fronts which are incredibly small with up to about sixty % cheek showing, any more than that and you are approaching thong territory. Between these extremes you have bikini styles that will take care of everyone else. A quick note about what some folks refer to as a bikini. There are people that call Speedos and other brief style suits bikinis but they are not real bikinis. Sometimes they are referred to as bikini briefs but they are briefs.

When it comes to choosing the perfect men’s bikini swimsuit for yourself, I would recommend that you choose a suit that pushes your limits of what you are comfortable wearing, that is if you are used to wearing a particular size suit drop to the next size coverage or the one under that so you have room to grow your comfort zone. I have always found that by going with a smaller suit you quickly get used to wearing less and that becomes your new comfort zone. Many of us started wearing spandex swimwear after using surf shorts for years. Do you remember your first spandex swimsuit, maybe like me it was a Speedo and that suit felt so tiny I could not believe it, it took some time to get used to wearing something so small! Funny how time changes things and these days my bikini swimsuits are so small you could probably make three or four out of the material it takes to make a men’s Speedo swimsuit.

There are so many great bikini styles that most of us would find to be our perfect men’s bikini swimsuit, so odds are you are going to end up with at least a few in your swimwear collection. Before I give my suggestions let us go into the different details about designs.

There are many different bikini styles here is what I hope to be a fairly complete list, if I left one of your favorites off make sure to comment of get in touch with me. There are string bikinis, bulge styler bikinis, Brazilian Bikinis, Scrunch butt bikinis, bulge style bikinis, femme style bikinis, high-cut bikinis, low cut bikinis, neoprene bikinis, semi-sheer bikinis, enhancement style bikinis, plug powered bikinis and male form pouch bikinis. For our use here I am going to pass on talking about male form style bikinis since they are not your typical wear anywhere styles. For those not familiar with male form pouches the pouch is shaped like and erect or flaccid penis and though these are lovely designs they might not be the ones to go with when something a little more conservative than a G-string or thong is required.

The most popular men’s bikini swimsuit styles are the micro-bulge style suits with a scrunch butt rear. The bulge on this style suit compresses your equipment into a beautiful tight little package, the compression look is among the most popular styles for bikinis and thongs. Back in the day all the guys wanted their equipment to look as large as possible but the trend has been to make you look smaller and for the many men that are already small it makes you look perfectly sexy. The scrunch butt rear on these suits was adopted from style of bikinis that many women are wearing. These suits highlight the shape of your rear and make the cheeks look scrumptious.

You can see these types of men’s bikini swimsuit styles at the koalaswim.com website. The most popular styles are the Male Room, Male Man, Black Diamond and the Delivery Man just to name a few. These designs take form fitting to a new level and offer great looking shapes the mold to your body while still being extremely comfortable to wear. No suffering for fashion here.  

We have been talking about men’s bikini swimsuit styles that you can use for all around wear which is what this post is all about but that does not mean you can’t still get extremely wild with it and the best way to do that is with plug powered designs. These are radical bikini swimwear styles that look absolutely like a sexy bikini from the outside but hidden away these swimsuits have a secret. They offer the option of wearing you suit with a plug inserted inside of you. Swimwear does not get much more exciting and does not get any more stimulating than plug powered suits. There are two different types of plug powered men’s bikini swimsuit designs. There is the standard style that uses a butt plug that is hidden from view so at that next pool party only you will know why there is such a huge smile on your face, that is unless you share the secret. The other style uses a combination butt plug cock ring called an Ass Spark of which there are many styles to choose from. Most of these designs must be used with the Ass Spark of your choice because that is how they are held together. There are some styles that use an Ass Spark as an option. These are some of the most fun bikinis you can wear but I would recommend wearing a Tango Cum Dam to keep from constantly wetting the front of your suit, yes that is how excited you will be while wearing a plug powered bikini.

Femme style mtf transformation men’s bikini swimsuit designs are the fastest growing category of sexy bikini designs for men with too many reasons to go into here but we will touch on some of the reasons why this category of men’s swimwear is so crazy popular now. These are designs you can where anywhere you choose too but keep in mind, they change the shape of the front of the pouch so you no longer look male. You will look completely female down there right up to having a lovely camel toe. We have many people wearing these suits all over. Some are transexuals, some crossdressers, some sissies but a huge number of the people wearing this new style of suit are men that are interested in getting in touch with their feminine side. There is nothing like the experience you will get wearing one of these suits as you men’s bikini swimsuit choice and since I am a cheerleader for men to learn about their inner feminine selves, I say go for it.

Some of the most popular designs are the Clever Girl, Spicy Girl, Pussy Warrior Bikini, Finger Me Bikini and the Sissy Lips Bikini. Daring names for amazing men’s bikini swimsuit designs.

Why wear men’s bikini swimwear unlined

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Why wear men’s bikini swimwear unlined

The question why wear men’s bikini swimwear unlined comes up often as does wearing other unlined styles. We will talk about men’s bikini swimwear unlined more than other styles because we are asked about unlined bikini swimsuits much more then say thongs and G-strings. The reason for this is that men that have moved on to wearing skimpier styles like thongs understand why you would want your suit unlined. If you are one of those asking about these types of swimsuits than read on and in a few minutes, you will understand fully why men’s bikini swimwear unlined, is the preferred choice of most serious bikini lovers. Main reasons why to choose an unlined swimsuit: The way it looks on you, the amazing fit an unlined suit offers you, the shape of the pouch, some of the fabrics are see-through when wet (many guys love that), You can wear a smaller cut with more skin exposed, men’s bikini swimwear unlined designs offer great support for beach sports, you can see the outline of your equipment which looks very sensual and is visually exciting. Bikinis style swimsuits are the first step a man will take on his journey to wearing sexy swimwear designs since they offer full coverage of the front and at least 50% and often up to full rear coverage. Changing from surf shorts to a bikini swimsuit is a big jump, much bigger in fact than going from a bikini to a thong and that is why it is so much easier to go smaller and smaller in your suit choices the more comfortable you get wearing these awesome little designs. Unlined bikini swimsuits look like they are painted on you if the fit is perfect and when they get wet things really get hot. Many first-time unlined bikini wearers are so aroused by the feeling of spandex on their bodies they need to wear a head cover, the most popular one on the market is called the Tango Cum Head Cover by Koalaswim.com and this keeps you from getting the suit wet when you are overly excited, this happens often when you are new to wearing something so slinky and sexy as men’s bikini swimwear unlined.

Choosing an unlined bikini swimsuit or any unlined spandex swimsuit is all about fit, how it looks on your body and how sexy the actual design will be. If your suit is fully lined it is not going to show very much and the outline of your equipment is completely hidden, strike one. When you add lining to a suit you take away the form fitting function of the spandex and that is why a lined brief like a Speedo swimsuit will not give you the same skin tight perfect fit most men are looking for with these sexy little suits, strike two. Design options are much more limited when a bikini, thong or G-string is lined, again very few are but we are giving the reasons for it here. When you add a liner to a suit you are limited to how small you can go, you limit bulge and feminization options and you limit the actual pouch shape, strike three.

Hope this blog post cleared up the reasons why you should always go with men’s bikini swimwear unlined and for that matter thongs, micro shorts and G-strings too.

More info on the new Micro Penis Maker G-string

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I figure the readers of men’s swimwear blog should be the first guys to see the world’s smallest bulge style penis form G-string swimsuit. I talked about this design in the June Koala Newsletter but now that we have a photo of the new suit, I thought I would post it here for you to see. We are excited about this design which is based on the Micro Penis Maker sleeve and can be used with or without the sleeve. You will be able to show off your penis which will be so tiny, no one will believe it belongs to a man! Stunning to say the least.

The Worlds Smallest Bulge Swimsuit

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I figure my newsletter readers should always be the first to know. We received a final production model today of the worlds smallest bulge style male form swimsuit. It is a G-string with a tiny penis bulge and other then a swimsuit that changes your penis to a vagina it is the world’s smallest swimsuit. One of our best-selling new products is call the Micro Penis Maker Sleeve which is a $13.00 marvel designed to train your penis to be ultra-tiny. It has been so popular with Koala men and I love it so much that we decided to make a G-string that will work with or without you wearing the Micro Penis Maker sleeve. Being ever so creative I decided to go with the obvious and name the new suit which should be out in July the Micro Penis Make G-string swimsuit. Here is how this suit works. Your micro-sized penis most likely at first wearing a Micro Penis Maker Sleeve is slipped into the shaft pouch and the balls go in their own pouch. The suit is adjustable which allows the balls to be pulled down between the legs and out of sight. What is left is the largest possible nude tan area of skin along with the micro spandex pouch showing off what everyone will know is the smallest penis ever seen on a grown man. If the suit is adjusted just right the penis bulge is a fraction of an inch. How amazing is that!

I want some early Feedback!

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I want some early Feedback!

You will see this idea that we are working on mentioned in the next Koala Newsletter but being me, I am too impatient to wait so I will run my idea to the readers of the men’s swimwear blog. Here we go: I am working on two new designs one thong and one bikini style swimsuits the thong has a femme front and the bikini will have a bulge front both are sleek and very sexy but the big change for each happens in the back of the suits. Lots of guys including myself like to wear beautiful jeweled and fun style butt plugs and there has been a trend among young ladies to wear and show them off generally with a flick of their skirts with no panty’s downstairs. My two new designs and most likely more styles to come will feature a hidden slot that is big enough to push your favorite butt plug through will fully exposing the beauty of the plugs end, in my case a jeweled plug. I love the idea of how the jewel looks against the fabric and how you will be able to wear them to the beach and many but not all will know there is more to what they see than the pretty jewel. They will know there is a plug up that sweet ass, that seems so erotic to me. How does that sound to you? Let me know!!!

Micro Penis style swimsuit

Hi just checking in with you guys and I thought I would mention a new design that came to me in my dreams the other night and we are already working to bring it out in a couple months. It is based on our new product called the Micro Penis Maker and it will be a bulge style thong or bikini, not sure which yet. What I am sure about is it will be the worlds smallest penis style bulge design that highlights how incredibly small the Micro Penis Maker let’s you get. I can see the finished swimsuit in my minds eye.

I am back!

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I am back!

Not that I ever left but since the pandemic we have been extremely short handed, and I have been working making sure everything gets shipped dare I say faster than ever and that we keep adding lots of awesome new swimwear styles more then we have in years along with more insane cock gear including building the largest selection of male chastity devices including our own line of the most insane micro cock cages and inverted cock cages. We have the largest selection of male chastity devices under one roof that you will find anywhere on the planet, we also have the largest selection of transformation style swimsuits you will find anywhere, and they are all our own exclusive designs. That was a mouthful, but I am happy to say that I will be able to get back to writing blog posts which I love to do, maybe not too many at first because I have a lot of employee retraining to do. Being a total micro manager, I want things done my way and this gives me a great chance to start from scratch teaching my awesome guys to be their most efficient selves.

I hope while I have been away you have noticed that we are offering more new designs and bringing them to the website faster than ever. It is so exciting for me to come up with designs I love to wear and be able to offer them to all you Koala boys without waiting forever. I hope you are already subscribing to the newsletter at koalaswim.com. We just sent the April issue out yesterday and will be resending it on the weekend. It features new suits including our first new neoprene suits in a few years. We introduced many new chastity cages and other fun gear.

Paddle boarding surprise

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Ever since the pandemic hit, we have been extremely short staffed at Koalaswim.com. The rules here in Los Angeles as it applies to employees makes it difficult for me to do anything but work (that is if I want to get everything shipped on time which I do. My OCD at work) and that includes writing blog posts and getting to the beach to enjoy the summer. I have been able to sneak away in the afternoons here and there. One of my favorite things to do is go paddle boarding. For me it hits the mark for a lot of things I enjoy. I love being on the water, I love the breeze coming off the ocean, I enjoy the intense workout and most of all I can wear my skimpy suits. Now unlike the beach where you now see lots of guys in spandex shorts bikinis and thongs most of the men paddling are wearing baggy shorts nothing sexy. On the other hand, the ladies are wearing lots of sexy stuff. With so many girls in thongs and Brazilian cut bikinis it is like a wonderful ass show out there. All shapes and sizes. The ladies are not nearly as concerned about showing some skin as the men seem to be. Which brings me back to my paddle board travels. Whether I am wearing a tiny bikini and as you know all Koala bikinis are tiny or a pair of micro shorts, I am getting all sorts of attention. The other day I was wearing a pair of Deep Penetrating Micro Shorts working up quite a sweet paddling around the marina and out to the ocean. These shorts fit like a second skin and though my bulge is not big, you can clearly see the outline of my cock. Between all the people hanging out on their boats and all the other guys along with way more girls paddling and kayaking I stood out as the only guy wearing something hot. Between my body glistening from a hard workout, a fair amount of ass showing and a small but well shown bulge I received lots of smiles waves and a few boats loaded with ladies drinking hooting and hollering. If it were a bunch of guys doing the same to girl wearing a sexy suit it would not be socially acceptable but no problem when the shoes on the other foot. Lucky for me I like the attention.

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Ramblings from Michael David