That is a question I have asked myself many times and the reason why I ask is that Koalaswim.com for many years was only swimwear, micro swimwear. We are known for our extreme designs, micro shorts, micro bikinis, minimal styles, extreme tights and more. We are at the core total spandex freaks and proud of it. Over the years we have added more and more products. Our store within a store “The Cock Ring Corner” has one of the largest selections of top quality cock rings and that all started via customer requests. Personally I have always been a cock ring user but I never made the connection between wearing a cock ring and wearing spandex fashions, when you think about it wearing a cock ring with spandex makes a ton of sense. We just needed our customers to guide us in the right direction. That brings me to our store within a store “Male Chastity Store” which offers as far as I know the world’s largest and most complete collection of male chastity devices.
A couple neighbors walked by me laying around the pool the other day and I heard on quip that he might as well be naked wearing such a little swimsuit. She has no idea how true the statement actually is on so many levels. Yes I would love to be out there naked. I would love to be on the beach naked and my feeling is eventually as a society we will get there after all what is more beautiful than the human body and why in the 21st century are so many people still so ridiculously uptight about them? I was wearing a tiny bulge suit that barely covered a thing. I was sporting a very small bulge but large enough to know I was a male of the species. The hot thing about our pouch styles is that you can both see and feel the shape of your penis. If your cock is a little perky you know and everyone else knows. When you touch yourself in one of our spandex pouches it is very close to touching your fully exposed penis, what a turn on. Nothing like looking hot and feeling sexy for the world to see. It’s going to be nice here today I guess after my workout the beach will be calling me and my tiny little micro bulge.
Not long ago when it came it came to men wearing shorts it was the longer the better to the point of being totally ridiculous. There were shorts that were as long as capri style pants. Over the last few years the tide has turned. We were seeing more form fitted shorter shorts and then Koalaswim.com jumped in with real short shorts for men. We are talking about showing cheek just like the girls do. Head turning shorts with interesting front pouch designs including everything from micro bulge to bulge enlargement, actual penis shaped front pouches (not very subtle but loads of fun to wear) and my personal favorite styles the male to female transformation pussy look pouch. When I wear shorts to work out in or to run at the beach I almost always go for the feminine look, it is just too much fun to pass up. I do wear bulge style shorts when I feel like showing off but with my small penis, I always use a cock ring to push the package out and keep the bulge filled to the max.
I know by reading up on it that many more people feel they are not truly one or the other. From what I see every day with the styles we sell my best guess is there are many more people that are not quite male and not quite female as far as their gender ID. Many more than most people would know. I receive so many e-mails talking about people’s experiences and more specifically the joy they get from wearing our male to female transformation designs. I always knew I would love wearing them and I am so happy to find that many of our customers have the same feelings.
One of the most erotic things you can do is wear a hot stainless style cock plug under your tiny swimsuit making sure the end of the plug is pushing hard at all times against the spandex fabric. Not everyone will know what is going on there after all not many people know the joys of wearing a penis plug or even that there is such a thing but some people will know and will be highly aroused by it. Yes, highly aroused to be sure but not nearly as aroused as the wearer will be. Wearing a penis plug takes a day at the beach to another worldly level of excitement.
Its spring and now is one of the best times of the year to make that beach body push. We all know how hard perfection is and for the most part we will leave that for the models. That said there is no reason to not try to improve what you have and now that spring is here use those beach days cannot be too far behind. The best month of the year to start a work out, intensify a workout and to tune up your diet is March. Why is March perfect? It’s perfect because it gives you just enough time to get ready for the time of the season when the shirts come off and the micro swimsuits are slipped on. You might not make it to a six pack but you have enough time to look better and most of all feel better. I’m just like everyone else and when it’s still cold outside I want to eat more, for me it is all that candy that looks even better then it’s usual seductive self. Now! Right as I type this last line I’m starting to make my big push! You can too.
Hot micro swim shorts and so much more at Koala Men’s Swimwear
The best vacation spots for thongs, G-strings and Sexy
swimwear.
Ok so here are a some of my favorites but please, please
list some of yours. The more people know about the prime spots the more guys
will be showing up in micro suits. That’s my agenda!
Pacific Beach, San Diego, Blacks Beach La Jolla, Baker Beach San Francisco, MDR Beach, Playa Del Ray, Venice Beach and Will Rodgers in Los Angles though there are many more, Little Beach and Mai Poona Beach in Maui. Those are some of mine now let’s hear about your favorites. They can be beaches at lakes or oceans.
What do people think and what do they say about your sexy
tan line. Are you the type of guy like me that enjoys showing it off or are you
shy about showing yours? What does that new guy or girl you have met say when
they see that tiny almost non-existent tan line? Are they surprised? Are they
excited? How have people in the past reacted to it? Have you even been
embarrassed to show it? How do you feel in a very public place like a locker
room or at your doctor’s office? I would love to post your stories! Please send
them.
I am always the guy wearing the smallest swimsuit…except for
today.
This was the first weekend in a long time with summer like weather. We had two glorious beach days. Mid 70’s that might just have kissed the 80’s and it’s still winter! The beach was wonderful though the water is still too cold for me. Yesterday was perfect and breezy today it was almost too hot. Both days I spent wearing a tiny micro thong and I can’t remember seeing someone wearing anything smaller, except for today. One of my friends pointed out a younger Asian guy walking down the boardwalk wearing something so small I could not believe it. It looked like a tiny G-string possibly made of silk. His penis was clearly visible and unlike spandex suits that control and compress this man’s ample penis was all over the place, like it had a mind of its own. It was putting on quite a show for crowds of people in the area. He must have been a total exhibitionist. He was walking on the boardwalk not the beach, wearing nothing else. What balls this guy had. I wish I could be so bold I mused to myself. We only noticed him as we were walking down to the beach but what an impression he must have left with anyone he passed by.
I’m getting ready to channel my inner sun god or maybe my goddess depending upon which type of suit I will choose to tan in. It is finally warming up in SoCal. We almost always get summer like days in January and February but not this year in fact there were no days warm enough for taking a little sun either month something I can’t ever remember happening. All cold days so cold I had to finally switch from wearing shorts to sweats. There is a good side to this type of weather, we had a whole bunch of rain and in the mountains that supply us water we have had one of the best years on record. Hopefully we are getting caught up from all those drought years. I can’t wait to start tanning around the pool at the complex near our work. I do it on my lunch break and the feel of being almost nude with a touch of sun on my body is an excellent way to spend lunch.
