Blending in, could that ever happen to me when I am wearing a micro thong on one of the busiest beach days of the year? It could if the dolphins were putting on the show of a lifetime and everyone on the beach was in awe of what was happening. That is exactly what happened last Sunday. The beach was beautiful, the waves large and the crowds huge. I was with a couple of guy friends, one who was wearing a Koala Pleasure Chest…yes to Koala bikinis and the other just regular board shorts, how boring is that. My bikini buddy was the first to spot the dolphins playing in the surf. I have seen this many times but it is always a treat and many folks have never seen it before. The dolphin actually body surf in on the waves. This was a nice size pod of eight dolphins and some were extremely large. They were shooting in and out of the waves without a thought of all the people in the water. As in a trance I walked over to the surf line and just started watching from this better vantage point. Within minutes it seems like the entire beach was all around me, many had their phones out filming the dolphins at play. I’m not sure if this is possible but it seemed like the dolphins knew we were all watching and took their little show to a higher level one that I had never seen before and by the cheers I heard my guess is many others had never seen such a show either. Jumping and flipping out of the water, swimming on their backs, play wrestling with each other and amazing everyone watching. This went on for about an hour. When I did look around I noticed girls in tiny bikinis, guys in Speedos, hot ladies and teens in thongs and regular folk in typical boring swimwear but no one really paying attention to what anyone was wearing. I’m sure many noticed what I was wearing (how little I was wearing) but the sight of the dolphins playing made it so we all just blended in to one another.
Who is going to the beach this weekend? It’s national thong month!
First let me state that I’m not really sure about it being national thong month but if it is not it should be! I’m going to vote for it by wearing a micro thong to the beach this weekend and I hope you will do the same. Let’s show off some bulge, let’s show off some of our inner feminine let’s show off some cheek let’s show that men have the curves and sweet lines that make the ladies so appealing in their tiny swimsuits. Let’s get out there and strut our stuff. Don’t be shy after all you really want to do it. You want to be seen wearing something smaller than the girls do you want the attention you want to feel the sensation of being at the beach around d the pool by the lake or at the water park with all eyes on you. It’s a feeling that is hard to explain one that I have and I know you do too. Add more than a dash of excitement to your weekend. Be bold be thong, bikini and micro short proud. Let the real you show through.
Love those clear breezy mid seventy degree beach days. Around here June is known for fog at the beach. Our summer at least the summer you can differentiate because of the extreme heat usually blasts in around the start of July. We all know most of the year Los Angeles feels like it is summer all the time but our hard core beach season runs from July through September and often into early October. Unlike most of the USA where summer starts in June our June beach weather is often foggy thus its name June Gloom fits very well. Lucky for me and my tiny swimsuits that was not the case this weekend. Beautiful beach days with a bit of sailing tossed in for good measure. Leisurely days out on the beach wearing so close to nothing it is most likely illegal but since it is so common now for the girls to be wearing very little it seems no one is concerned about the boys wearing tiny G-strings too. A possible new trend seems to be topless gals of which I spotted a few without actually looking for them. I wonder if that means more will be partaking in a topless trend, I hope so. I would hate to be the only girl out there topless when I slip on my Clever Girl suit. Speaking of girls personally I feel being mistaken for a girl is the ultimate compliment after all they are the fairer sex. That happens to me often when I am wearing a transformation suit but still happens when I wear micro bulge suits too. It happened twice yesterday. A couple of guys made a close pass and one said he could not tell if I was a girl or not. I was on my side with my ass to them. So having my back, legs and ass mistaken for a woman wearing a G-string is a compliment! A bigger compliment is when girls walking by me can’t tell and you hear them talking softly about it. Love that and it happened yesterday as well.
It looks like we had a very short spring on the West Coast especially SoCal where it is absolutely blazing today. Out here it can be downright cold and cloudy in May but it is very hot today with even the beaches on the warm side. Just for the hell of it I just looked over a weather map of the United States and it looks to be nice to very hot all over the place. Al this talk of weather leads me to the obvious point that it time to get ready for a long micro swimsuit season. If you have let those bushes grow over the cold season then it is time to trim or my preference shave it all off and maybe look for some other areas to trim, shave or wax! Don’t forget your Tendskin to keep all the red bumps away. We have it in stock or you can buy it at many pharmacies or even Amazon. Make sure to keep your skin well hydrated with skin lotions and by drinking much more water. Also keep in mind if you are checking out other guys wearing hot spandex micro suits (hopefully only Koala suits) and the pouches look extremely full, many of them might just be wearing our new Tango Penis cover/ extender. The Tango keeps you from getting the ever present wet spots we all tend to get from being so aroused wearing micro bikinis, thongs and G-strings and also gives you the additional benefit of naturally making your penis look much larger in the pouch. You will not have to dream any longer of having that extra inch at the beach.
I have actually had a chance to lay around the pool a couple of times this week during my lunch break. Mid 70s and low 80s is just about perfect weather in my book and a great way to end the month of March. I have continued doing 300 squats a day and I plan on continuing and maybe even adding to that in April. I am very motivated to make my ass look as good as possible for my favorite time of the year, Micro swimsuit season. Thought I would post a photo to show how it is coming along. It is no model’s ass but I think it is starting to get there.
Here in LA Tuesday was one of those perfect eighty degree sunny days made for wearing a micro swimsuit which in fact is exactly what I did on my lunch break. I was hoping for the same today after all there are few things as fun as slipping on a micro suit to enjoy the sun and strut your stuff. That was not in the cards today. It was warm enough but lots of clouds and too much work. I actually had lunch in front of my computer. I was still able to sneak in some spandex fun. I have been doing two hundred extra squats per day at work using a fifty pound dumbbell. I wanted to add some spice to my workout and decided to wear a thong. Wearing a thong and nothing else I was able to make sure my form was perfect using the mirror with a direct view of my ass, sweating the reps with spandex and a hard cock makes it a much more fun experience. While doing squats with a thong on the deeper the bend the more stimulation from it rubbing your hole. I wish I could wear nothing but a thong at the gym.
The new Koala neoprene bikini and thong have been going great in fact so much so that we are going to be adding more neoprene styles and I wanted to ask you boys some questions. As many of you already know the two styles we offer now, the Wet Slut and the Skin Diver are both transformation style suits that give you a complete feminine look. I would like to know if you would like more male to female transformation designs or you would like to see bulge style neoprene thongs and bikinis. If it seems like the demand is there we will most likely do both types.
It is not as easy for some men as for others to go out in public wearing spandex men’s swimwear. The skimpier the swimsuit the harder it is for some men to take the leap and show themselves in public wearing so little. When I first started wearing micro swimsuits it always felt like people were staring at me. At first this made me uncomfortable but as I became more comfortable wearing them something that always happens with time and the more you do it the less I noticed people staring. If you wear a small enough swimsuit, the ones I wear on busy beaches just barely cover my penis and my ass is always completely tan and exposed, people are going to look. Times have diffidently changed where no matter what you are wearing even very little no one seems to be bothered. I think it is all the crazy things that people now see on reality TV. You now see shows like Naked and Afraid along with women on regular TV with full butts exposed and over all just a lot of nudity on cable, phones and computers. All that exposure has made wearing micro swimwear for men and women a non issue which I think is a wonderful change. I can be so close to nude in public it is barely legal, maybe one day soon nude beaches will become the norm.
Women might not say so but the truth is they love showing off their assets and after all, the micro swimwear trend started with the girl’s years ago. It is now a well established and powerful trend. I have said for many years that men should not be afraid to show their assets too. That includes both your ass and your penis. It does not matter how big or small either is. It is highly pleasurable to be sporting a spandex bulge and just like when ladies show off their breasts or a little camel toe it is never about the size but about the beauty of the human form (OK sometimes it is about size but my cock is small and I love showing my little bulge, sometimes I will wear a penis shaped pouch with a micro sleeve a very small sleeve that fits me showing the world the exact size no guessing needed) If you have ever been to a nude beach something I have done on many occasions you quickly find that since almost everyone is nude, nude becomes the norm. Often at that point you are wondering why some people are wearing suits. I’m not sure nude will be the norm anytime soon on beaches in the USA and Asia, many European beaches do offer nude sun bathing. We are working hard at making almost nude the norm at Koalaswim.com and we are hot on the trail blazed by the ladies.
Most of the time while wearing a micro thong my penis looks pretty small and most of the time I am happy that it looks that way. It looks small because it is sometimes flaccid well under an inch. Many of the Koala designs including the ones I wear have been created to show off how small you are and even if you are large like my friend that was with me today by the pool (one of our models) with his hugely large 8”+ cock, our suits can make that piece of meat look small too(it did). So is it possible that a guy like me can look larger then my friends bulge? It is! Not sure what I was day dreaming about (you can leave it to your imagination being right next to a very cute model) when I found myself sporting a very intense hard-on one that seemed very happy to stay and visit a while. It was so hard I could feel my cock straining against the spandex which was doing everything it could to keep my little penis contained inside the pouch. Good thing it stayed put since there was a number of other people around the pool enjoying the hot summer like sun.
Make sure to check out the new neoprene designs at Koala posted under the category “Neoprene”
Have you had a chance to check out the February Newsletter and sale yet? If not here is the link! Koala Newsletter
