It’s still March and we have had some of the most amazing sun bathing weather I can remember. Perfect in the 70’s, who could ask for more? This last Friday I was lying by the pool after work soaking up a little afternoon sun all by my lonesome when I heard the gate swing open and someone pull up a lounge right next to me. That was not a big deal because there were only a few decent spots left with the late afternoon sun so why not share. I was wearing a Steel Force Thong. I love the slinky shiny fabric and the cut of the pouch. There is a little more pouch room in this design compared to the thong I normally wear. The effect being that my penis when flaccid which is most of the time while I’m relaxing in the sun stands straight up with the head just barely pushing into the pouch. With the other style the pouch is so small that even my tiny shaft can be laid over the balls pushing both the head and a little shaft into the fabric. The Steel Force highlights the absolute smallness of a cock if that is the way you are so endowed but does so proudly with a sense of style. I had my typical towel over the face so it would not get any sun and as such you could only see my body. It turned out the some guy in a Speedo was my new neighbor. I was on the tired side and not too eager to be chatted up but when someone starts talking to me I try never to be rude. Without me even pulling off the towel he introduced himself, hi I’m Kevin…I haven’t seen you here before. That voice sounded so familiar that I pulled off the towel and said hi Kevin I’m Mike nice to meet you and started cracking up. This is one of the guys I had been working out with for years at the gym. Though not close buddies we do say hi and share a machine now and then. He looked shocked. My guess was he didn’t want anyone we know to here he was trying to pick me up, which he was. It took a minute for me to put his mind at ease. I had always known he was gay and though I’m bi he is not really my type that said he is very good looking and very muscular. He could not get over that I was wearing such a micro swimsuit. He told me he never would have guessed that I would wear a swimsuit like that. I told him to check out my tan line next time I’m in the gym’s shower with as a little tease, I’ll be there he said with a huge smile. We hung out and ended up swimming some laps. On the way out I told him I would see him at the gym latter. He flashed a panicked look on his face but I reassured it was our little secret.
Men’s Swimwear
Take a look at the last post to see the items that are on sale. Amazing gear at insane prices.
Make sure to check out the new male chastity cages including the new ultra micro worlds smallest Little Joe. See how small a penis can be shoved into a tiny cage.
All the new male chastity cages and plugs are online now and they are all in stock! I am happy to say I have sourced some of the world’s smallest cock cages, cages that can make my tiny cock lock rather large. Hope you enjoy the close up photos and the amazing new designs.
New Male Chastity Gear and Anal Plugs
Giant Swimsuit Sale
Incredible once in a lifetime prices on amazing men’s swimwear
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The other day I either had a cold or terrible allergies something I haven’t had for a while. I’m like most other guys I think I’m dying when I get a cold. A lot of guys are like that in fact most of the guys I know think they have the flu when they have a cold. In some ways I think these things hit men harder because in the end males are not designed as well as females to handle pain and sickness. That’s why the female of most species generally live longer and of course are able to bear children, which has little to do with this post. Since we have been having 90+ degree days this week I decided that trying to bake out my symptoms in the sun might just do the trick. I decided to wear an All Girl suit without the anal stretcher to try to channel the power of my inner feminine and because I felt like being completely femme. I figured a couple of hours in the heat with a towel over my face would do the trick but since it was a Wednesday in March I did not think there would be anyone else around the pool. When I got there I was alone which was perfectly fine, just me and my little camel toe enjoying the sun and trying to stop my sinuses from flowing. Being in the sun I felt better right away and I dozed off for a bit. I find wearing our femme style male to female transformation suits to be both exciting and inspirational. With the shaft forced down and held flat to the body near the top of the lips (that is the balls reshaped to appear as vagina lips) there is no feel what so ever of having a penis. It is a completely feminine experience and I would go as far as saying that the shaft feels like what I imagine a clitoris would feel like, emphasis on imagine. The feeling is truly special and it has been shared with thousands of Koala customers. Visually if you spotted me lying out I would appear completely female in the crotch. The sun and the heat actually helped me feel better by drying out my sinuses. After an hour or so I had company, a lot of company. It seems like a handful of guys and girls had the same idea at the same time which was to grab a little afternoon sun on a beautiful March day. The pool I was at is in a complex at a friend’s townhouse not my regular pool near my work but I still knew a few of the new arrivals and the lady that grabbed the lounge next to me was someone I have talked to many times. She has seen me many times in a bulge style micro thong which as most of you know is like wearing next to nothing but she had never seen me this way. We chatted about the weather and what was going on in the complex. I noticed she glanced down a couple of times and I wondered if her brain computed what her eyes noticed. If so it did not stop her for slightest moment from our chat. I had seen most of the people who were there on other occasions and most had seen me wearing my little thong. No one was gawking at me which might just mean that my normal little bulge it not all that much bigger than my vagina bulge. I can live with that. Being out with lots of other people makes me want to wear my femme style designs more often to the beach. They are in fact extremely comfortable and I never have to worry about getting an erection because it is impossible.
Sale Swimsuits
When we are creating new designs often we try building upon styles that are both interesting and popular. One of the design features we are into is having swimsuits with butt plug options. It’s a stimulating mix! My opinion on the subject from many customer interactions over the years is we have done our duty of getting men of all sexual identities to try anal stimulation using a butt plug and based on ordering trends once tried many are hooked, after all it does feel great. Mix that in with being able to do it in public and you have an intoxicating mix of pleasures. Our last collection of designs included the Pegging Brazil which was wildly popular. I decided to build upon that style by doing one with the same awesome bulge front but with a little less coverage in the rear, still enough coverage to wear it on any beach. I’m always excited about getting men to expand their comfort zones whether that is a swimsuit with a small plug or maybe one with a large cock shaped plug and at the other extreme going total feminine and reshaping the penis into a vagina. I have a personal story about femme style suits that I will post next time.
Newsletter sale suits
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It was hot, hot, hot in the valley this weekend we were in the low nineties and it’s still winter but the beach was pea soup and stayed pea soup all weekend. I would always rather be at the beach but Saturday turned out to be a great day for doing the photo shoot with all the new metal devices. One of the new male chastity cages literally blew me away it’s called the Little Joe and short of finding a way to cram your cock into a thimble with a cock ring and lock attached using the new Little Joe brings a whole new meaning to ultra micro. I found it easy to force my entire shaft into an area you would think was impossible to fit into and best of all it was amazingly comfortable I could have had it on all day if I had not needed to try on all the others. You will see in the up-coming photos how small the cage actually is. The Little Joe is so different from all the other cages in its superb engineering to be able to perform what looks to be magic. It worked for my rather small cock but there is no doubt it could have worked its magic on a much larger penis too.
One more thought that just popped into my mind this Monday morning as I work on getting the new chastity and anal products ready for the website. We had a lot of orders this weekend from guys all over the world taking advantage of our sale suits. Looking at the orders I was reminded of how much I love many of these styles and how once we are out they will be gone forever. There are actually two newsletter sales that we kept running and we still have an amazing selection of styles at sale prices that will never again be duplicated. Make sure to check the list and then check it again. There are truly diamonds to be found. There are bikinis, thongs, G-strings and other designs that will blow you away!
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We are shooting all the new male chastity cock cages on Saturday. All the new designs are in stock and should be online by the middle of the week. There are some extremely interesting new stainless style cock cages including two of the smallest tiny cock cages I have ever found. There are a few new stainless steel anal stretcher toys coming too.
Men’s swimwear and male chastity gear.
One of the new designs is going to be based the Pink Lips our best selling sheer swimsuit of all time and one of the best selling suits period. We will be doing a version in nude sheer, that color always attracts a great deal of attention at the beach. We will be making some changes to the rear of the suit making it sit a little lower on the butt for guys who want for a slinky femme look in front and a sexy low cut rear. I can’t wait to try on the first one!
Koala Swimwear Sale
We had a little rain over the weekend so I decided to bust out hours of work that I had scheduled to do this week. The reason for knocking it out early was the beach weather forecast which was showing high seventies for the latter part of the week which is very warm for this time of the year. It’s hard for me to miss getting out and getting some sun wearing a favorite micro suit. The warmth of sun on my almost nude body, the thrill of wearing a tight little design that shows off my tiny bulge (I might even go total femme and show off my tiny little vagina) and seeing other men and women wearing their little swimsuits is just too much fun to pass up. I have been getting some of my spandex fix at the gym wearing my short shorts which are so skin-tight they look like they are sprayed on. That makes for an exciting workout!
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We received an interesting e-mail the other day from a customer asking about having garter belt accessories for our male to female transformation designs like the Pink Lips and Girl Crazy along with are many varied pussy style suit designs. I would like to know if you that sounds interesting and something you might like to have.
On the opposite end of the spectrum I wanted to mention how much fun I had yesterday at the gym wearing spandex tights and sporting an erection I could not get rid of. The more I worked out the harder my cock became rubbing against the spandex until it was so solid I felt like I was eighteen again. The Predator bulge tights can handle that type of pressure without breaking a sweat but you have to be OK with all the details of your cock being on display. Lucky for me it is something I enjoy and while I was working out I was busy talking to people I know, I did not get one funny look like it was out of the ordinary. I thank the girls for blazing the spandex trail right into the gym. Girls virtually nude barely get a second glance, I’m talking about single ply leggings that are stretched so tight across their butts and pussies you can see if they are shaved and if there is any birthmarks on their asses. I guess sporting a huge almost 5” erection must look to most like a flaccid penis to people catching a glance no matter how hard it is.
Just a note: We are running our giant newsletter sale (actually two newsletters!) until we are out of stock on the items or until I get tired of giving them away:-)
Make sure you get some of the action. These are the best sale prices we have ever offered in our 25 plus years in business!
Ramblings from Michael David
